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Can you imagine?

SexyDuby:
I'm scared of marriage cuz i cant stand d trauma of getting disvirgined @ dis age(i mean d pains)

If you'r scared of the 'tiny' prick that will penitrate it, what about the giantic baby that will com out of it?

Which kain dirty love moni wan buy sef?

Abeg, love no dey exist again jare, FVCK LOVE !!!

Tosinville:
Sincerely, its not easy taking care of your kids as a man without your spouse o!, i'm not a married man yet o! but its what i have experience with my junior ones.

Ya, I know its not easy but, unless ma mom and female siblings are nomore!

Demdem:
wow, good place to be to relax. The politics section is simply crazy. Seun is really breeding some mad souls on nairaland no doubt.

Lol.

Just noticing for the 1st time?

Tosinville:
Ranoscky

Yeah! bro, you points out the fact about the americans, just last week a friend to a friend of mine was shot dead in DC, maryland all in the sake that they want to go to college in the united states, tell me what kind of life is that with these american guys? my friend had to call home for his family to start mourning for their unseen corpse [hell of a life] but these yeye american women will come on to this site saying all sort of bad names about nigerian guys just because one break your heart or scam you.

Not yet sure if she is being scammed or given a heart break but, ears are blocked, already!
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=36197.msg8057346#msg8057346 date=1302012630]Still LMAO [/quote]Stop abusing those Emoticons, for if they have lives, they would sue you to court for RECKLESS USE, Lol !!!.

Tingles:
I don't want to get married because:

4. I've experienced the recklessness and wickedness of women.
5. Love doesn't exist, and even if it does, it doesn't last forever.
6. The only thing that women contribute in relationship is babies.
7. Marriage is prison.
8. Women change after marriage
9. My kind of girl exists only in my dreams.
10. Marriage is not compulsory.

+10

True talk!

Tosinville:
Note: no second trial if u produce me a female as d first cos u'll take dat along with you cos too much of kids na another wahala after their mama wahala.

Lol.

tine:
@tosinville , is marriage about children?, I think marriage can be what ever you want it to be, you could decide to get married and not have kids

What is the need of marrying without kids?

I rather remain single forever, than getting married and having no kids.

Tosinville:
@Tine, marriage can't be a problem if its only about my wife & i without kids cos if she try to mess up then she'll leave or seperate immediately but ladies changes in marriage when they start having your kids and where do you wanna chase her to after some of her weird steps cos you'll end up taking care of those kids al by yourself and thats some kind of miserable life, so if u don't want that then u have to accept the devil as your wife like that cos its your own destiny lol

I'd rather live a miserable life taking care of my kids, than bearing the stress of a woman!

Ok, I give you a 1yr break (dont paiticipate on Nairaland anymore until 1yr)!

Lol.

Appologies, man, no pun intended.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=36197.msg8057273#msg8057273 date=1302011863]I know so! [/quote]Says Mrs Chima!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=36197.msg8057273#msg8057273 date=1302011863]Still LMAO@die by the hands of a crackhead [/quote]Im not surprised, cos, it's un-imaginable!

If you say so!

And when did Nigerian & African American marriage started having consideration if it'll work out or not, biko nu?

OP, is it to say that ALL Nigerian men are decietful or what?. . .Listen, and listen up gal, if you met the WRONG person, and you have a problem with him, try trashin out whatever the problem is, and move on. Whats up with his ethnicity? So now, just like you said, and I quote: "It could be that I hang in a limited circle but all of the experiences that I hear about are negative.", If some low IQed brain (like ima1) come in here and start sharing their sad expiriences about Nigerian guys, would you also conclude in seeing your boyfriend as a negative man (just b'cos, he is a Nigerian)? Are Americans saints, themselves? Talking about all the things that you heard about Nigerian guys are negative, which country on this earth doesnt have bad ones amongst them? What about American guys that do kill their gals all for the sake of refusing their proposal, is that alone not worth flushing out all those maggots out of this planeth that we live in? Just yesterday, I was readin about a guy that went to his galfriend's school and started stabbing her with knife, why? All b'cos, she refused replyin his text message, is that not ABSOLUTE MADNESS?? I dont know why everything about America is over hpyed, it baffles me, really!!!

Today, people do see America as the best place to be on earth but, could you believe that, I am damn scared to live in America? I cant settle with ma family in America, sorry, its so damn scary to me (I cant live in a place where everybody already knows that they will die by GUN but, they dont know when. Where a crack-head would just waste a precious life all for the sake of $10 just for dope)!

When you know you have nothing with the guy that came knockin, why not pick his call when he was callin?
Now, you'r here seeking for advice to know if he is decietful or not. If it was me, what he did is also what I'll deffinitely do. And I believe if the reverse was the case, you wont hesitate to dump him, thinkin he was havin an affair behind you!

My advice for you is to follow your heart (just like aaliyah said)! And for that fake plastic doll that called herself Ima1, pls, just shut the fvck up, and go search for diick to grease your dirty as$ cos, all what you said here was just an eye soar, PEACOCK !!!

Throw the dirty gal out of my house as soon as possible!

As for ma brother, I can only get angry with him for sometime, but later on, LIFE GOES ON!!!

To hell with her, then!

First of all, I find it VERY HARD to raise my hand on a gal. But any gal that raises her dirty hand on me (1st) should know that its the end of her "shakara (beauty flauntin)". Cos, no matter how much make-up she applies on her face afterward, it will deffinitely never be dsame again!

Before I came up with the later, you should have understand why I said that!

And I swear to God who made me, the gal that would be lucky to have ma children will NEVER regret being with me!

Shun that up, man, even the poster knew I was joking!

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]yes. but I just realized who you were talking to.[/color]

And who do you think I was reffering to, at first?

kandiikane:
well you are wrong there Mr. , But I will eat your money if we are not involved well well, you just have to know how to play game without sex

Im not that kinda person. I dont even have interest in gf thingy, I get my pleasures from sex-pedlers!

mojounited:
Dunno about the first baby though, but the second one was definitely 190.

Lol.

Pennywise:
We are talking teenage girls getting pregnant, incase u 4got

Ya, I know. What I meant was, are you talkin about Nigerian, african or western teenage gals gettin pregnant?

Already 2011, so no need to proceed.

^^ Lmbo!

Why do I want to get married = B'cos of my mom. To make her happy cos, she is the source of ma happiness!

Why do I not want to get married = Sick and tired of women. Adoption will do it for me and live a peaceful life!

Thank God for faceless NL. If not, am sure as hell that half of the girls here spittin flames has been slapped HARD by their numerous boyfriends before, and I bet the best they did was stil beg and say SORRY to him afterwards!

venice:
sometimes its difficult to say, maybe he's interested maybe not, why can't flora remain calm and let nature take its course.

She must just go with the flow, move slow other will scare the poor boy away. not all men propose or know how to approach a women, and not all of them show their feelings, so chill girl

+5

Boring!

Wait y'all, I will like to get one thing straight. . . .

When talking about if money can buy love, are NIGERIAN gals included (I hope not) ?

FBIMAN:
wat the fuz about Edo girls!!!!!!!!!! I was born and breed in the city of benin though am not from Edo State. i had all my education in the city of Benin, had a bini girlfriend and never had any problem with her till i left the country. U might say i am lucky but there is no where in the world where u dont have the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. U where just unlucky to fall into the wrong hand.

Enjoy broda!

Sisikill:
Wow!

Well sir, I hope she doesn't disappoint you. In fact, I will join you in prayer that she gives you what you're waiting for in FULL MEASURE, PRESSED DOWN, SHAKEN TOGETHER and RUNNING OVER _(Amen) . .and when she's done, please, please make sure you come back and start a thread with the title "I was expecting the worst from my girlfriend and she didn't disappoint".

What part of the country are you from, let me tel you about yours (and pls, dont mention Ibo, yoruba, or hausa)?

babycool:
I dont why why the poster decided to make this thread, but i am just wondering why he should base by judgement on one experience, anyway not to go far, we all know the truth when it comes to judging women by their tribes.

Word!

macgozy:
I had an experience with an Edo lady for three years and some months which the relationship lasted. I must confess that when they love they love to the core without looking back or knowing whose ox is gored.
they tend to be nice. that's my take on them.

I will choose and edo girl anytime in preference to my igbo sister

Bless you my broda, you talk well. Im an Ibo boy but, instead of me marrying an Ibo gal, I rather go for adoption!

NubianQ:
i am EDO and believe me , its doesnt matter the tribe. this Jazz thing doesnt make any sense, and its unfair.

faa:
this is weird. I'm also an edo girl (mum's side). I was born and raised up there. I'm not trying to brag but I'm one of the nicest person you'll find around. Your experience has got nothing to do with the tribe but just the personnality. I'm sure there are men who'll say the same thing about women from other tribes (I know people who say the same thing about Ijebu and urhobo women).

I don't know why but it is sort of a common thing in this forum for people to generalise from just a single or no experience. You can't put everyone in the same basket cos there are always exceptions.

that's my take on the subject.

Why bothering yourselves about unnecessary matters?. . . Who's tribe is holy?

ztyle:
edo girls its complicated. 

Ya, exactly! And what tribe is not complicated?

misright:
u need deliverance, go cya pastor!!

Deliver yourself first from 1314 mentality before asking som1 else to!

kritikul:
hmmm!!!!! this is serious. who is financing the relocation? just in case he's just gold digging.

Gals damn wants EQUALITY in marraige, but when it's time to pay the bills, they bail themselves immediately!

Hope when you were typing the above, you didnt forget when you asked you bf money for christmas shopping?

Brandie:
@ dammiejay
m 5yrz olda dan him, m engaged 2 aman who doesnt love me nd he has shown me so many times dat he doesnt.But dis young guy has shown me wat 2ru luv is.I blv i kan cope wit hm nd am 100% sure he loves me.

My dear, nothin like happiness in this WHOLE WIDE WORLD that we live in.

If that guy is the one that will give you the happiness that you seek for, then go for him. BONE THE AGE !!!

Men also lie, not only gals!