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Actually, Micheal Jackson is Violet.

Cowardest Coward Cow.

Mstcheeew, Next. . .

ollybosieb:
i can wash his clothes but not his UNDIES unless they are going inside the washer.

Worse and dumb quote so far.

But he screws YOU all night (without condom) with what he covers with his UNDIES that you refused to wash, what about that? . . . Ah, some women shaaa.

@Chaircover, yes, I said @Nweddins, you can go and figure it out yourself on page 1, thanx.

Now to the topic, for all those "I CANNOT & WILL NOT" gals, why must you allow your man to last 30munites on you durin s3x when YOU (and we all) knows that it's something of just five munites?  

Why must the man always be ontop of you durin s3x when you know you'r not a slave, and everything is surposed to be shared aqually (for you being ontop of him today, and him being ontop of him tomorrow)?

Why changin to different position (durin s3x) when it's stil that same hole that his manliness would stil penetrate into (why not tell him to continue with one style until you guys are done)?

You never bothered about all that b'cos, you enjoyin it, innit? But now that it's the issue of domestic chores, it's now surpose be shared between each other right?. . . make una dey decieve una sef.

Well, I believe you gals are just sayin all these here on NL, but like @Marjo said earlier, when you gals go to your boyfriends house, you'll be the ones scrubbin the floor.

No wonder Ladygaga said you gals are "FAKE AND UGLY PLASTIC DOLLS".

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=544092.msg7201408#msg7201408 date=1290521009]Sorry Sweerie,i wanted to say Rhymz. Hope im forgiven Thanks for the compli [/quote]You'v already been forgiven even before your apology, and you'r welcome.

^^

Guy, stop drinkin panadol for unneccessary headache. Leave that gurl and move on with your life.

So na six pack dey rain now abi?. . .Oya na, lets go there. *make i see gal wey go ask me of money again*

^^

My stress with you? . . .How?. . .Are we argue-ing over anything?. . maybe you'r mistaken me for someone else.

Or are you dsame ID with @Nonski?. . .If yes, then I guess I was only jokin and no pun intended.

And if the lady on your profile pic is you, then, I must confess that you'r the deffinition of the word "beauty" !!!

At first, "IM NOT INTERESTED". But now wey level don pure, e don turn to "YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE".

Op, I believe you'r a matured and wise naija guy that knows the in and out of our Nigerian gals (esp, all those so called wise gals), so i guess you know what to do but you just want to hear from us to know if the taught you have in mind is positive right? . . .GOOD !!! If the capital lettered line above is what she truely said, den no be pesin go tel u wetin she need from you. And if you know say u no dey interested in her anymore, if she visit u, abeg make u no kpolash her O! She'll always like to stay close to u for body contact, and you know what will happen if two 'high tension wires' touches eachother. Welcome her when she comes. Give her wharreva drink she likes. Turn on a dvd movie to keep her busy as a visitor, but NO CHOP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT O!!!

No say I no tell you.

finemocha:
no offense to her but her man killz isnt cute either

If the pic on your profile is some what you, then pls, go and modify your initial post cos, Orie o ti'e foka sibe rara.

No offense.

My broda, no be small thing O.

Had to trek from Aguda to orile just to check if my mom's friend is around so they can go to sunday meetin together.

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=553805.msg7194012#msg7194012 date=1290432798]Ranoscky, bro will u wash my cloths, my pant included? [/quote]But oga psycho, Im not a she-male na, abi your mental illness don turn you to gay?

marjo:
When i got married, it wasn't with the mind that i wouldn't wash his clothes. I used to do the washing every weekend but if he needed to wear a shirt before wash day, he washed them himself. With time - children, work, all sorts of other pressure etc i have stopped. he washes and irons his clothes outside while our son washes his undergarments, hankies etc. Son is away at school and second son can't wash clean enough so i wash them now. we have no issues with this. he doesn't bother with my things and i don't bother with his although sometimes if i am washing for myself and kids he may hand over an odd shirt for me to wash if he needs to use it before the washman comes round. at the end of the day its all about what both of you are comfortable with. He hasn't complained about the system so i presume he's ok with it. Too many people like forming what they cant really perform in real life. i read a lot of posts on NL and am amazed at what people write sometimes - its amazing how being anonymous brings out the dark side in us. Summary; Dont mind those girls. if you surprise them one day and bobos house you will see them scrubbing the floor sef.

Tell them my sista, lecture them very well, and let those that refuses to learn remain single and marry their parents.

marjo:
Dont mind those girls. if you surprise them one day and bobos house you will see them scrubbing the floor sef.

You sabi dem well-well jare, no mind dem. And all doz ones wey dey claim big gurls, na dem dey help dia boyfriend go buy drinkin water, even carry am for head with dia wigg O.

oluite:
na them dey wash pass wen they get married!

I love your comment.

bababuff:
Some of us can count over 25 washer girls we've had before settling down.

Some gurls can also count over 50 'magas' before settlin down.

bababuff:
Funny enough, my wife did not wash my clothes before I married her.

So b'cos your wife did not wash your clothes durin the relationship, does that mean the ones that are washin their boyfriends clothes are wastin their time? . . .So are you now sayin that, washin clothes is now the key factor of gettin married to the gurls?. . .What about a gurl that washes her boyfriends clothes but lacks good manners, so you mean the boyfriend should marry her just b'cos she washes his clothes? Those that want's to wash should wash, and those that are feelin soo pompous to wash, should leave, simple !!!

But she go get mind to ask her bf of money to make her hair, buy soap, cream, perfume and make up abi? . . .

To all the "I WILL NEVER" gurls/ladies, the quote below is best for y'all:

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=553805.msg7193831#msg7193831 date=1290431166]It's either you dump her now or you learn how to wash by yourself which you will definitely regret later.
for me,it's better to remain single than to be single in marriage.[/quote]

And so fukk what?

To me, I don't see football gamble as sin, I call it fun.

Make dem go wit dia wahala jare, buru ubanka shege.

God said Adam & Eve and not Adam & Adam.

^^

And are you tryin to say that you have not expirienced a married woman that commited fornication before?

I hate EmptyN with passion.

Chaircover, U spoke well my sista, esp, when you said something like: "I remember when our washing machine broke down & were waiting for the engineer to come and fix it, when I had my shower in the evening before I went to bed, I would at the same time hand wash the clothes we all wore that day. It was no big deal and it was done within 5 minutes". . .Well done.

Davidylan, Im wonderin if you'r just tryin to catch some fun by respondin to some gurls here pertainin this topic, or, you'r really tryin hard to talk some sense into them, I just don't know which one you'r tryin to do. It's obvious that so many of the gurls that you'r respondin to are stil single, and I believe you'll know what next to do when you read the followin comment that was quoted by a fellow she-male like them. Quote from Chaircover: "from experience one finds that women who say "never" are not married and their tune changes after marriage". . . .@Nweddings also made another great point again (on page 1), and these was what he said: "I learnt a long time ago not to 100% beleive the " I can never do this for a man" brigade cos half the time its just frontin". . .So Davidylan, the ball is in your court, I guess you know what next to do, or, better stil, you can stil carry on if you feel like catchin more fun (If respondin to their post is fun to you).

So far, so good, @Ladygaga has made my day after readin her post, and this was what she quoted below:

"Nahh, seriously, r this girls for real, am also suprised at some ppls comments, when did doin ones husbands laundry become slavery Yet they want to marry a god fearing,decent, bla bla prince charming,  Later they will turn "fake born again",run to church n say their r no eligible bachelors in the whole world!! Fake and ugly plastic dolls"

I laughed so HARD when I read the last phrase of her post. . (Fake and ugly plastic dolls).
So, I'll advice you to ignore them b'cos, a sane married woman WILL NEVER say such in an open forum, just my take!

^^^

  You gat me laffin real HARD mehn.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=553805.msg7187658#msg7187658 date=1290349450]God ponish u! [/quote]My broda, blame the UK govt for his attitudes.

webdezzi:
they shud pray 2 find a man first,

Exactly my broda.

Nweddings:
I learnt a long time ago not to 100% beleive the " I can never do this for a man" brigade cos half the time its just frontin.

God bless you broda, you just spoke my mind.

It all ends here on NL, but when in husbands house, D topic go change to: "Ehen, y I no go wash my husband cloth?"

potency:
If my girlfrnd refuses to wash my clothes,i wil shoot her out of my life as shown in d pic below.

Guy, U don kill me wit dat pic , walai.

Specialist900:
I don't support divorce, thats the more reason why you need to be watchful before settling for marriage.

Enjoy broda.

Kulutempa

Na all that pages of 'shakespare' naim you want make I read finish? . . .For how many years? . . .U neva jam !!!

Thanx for sharing.

^^

My broda, seeing the name 'IBB' is an eye soar. Even hearin it alone can damage ones ear drum, so let's stop callin/mentionin the name of that bas-tard, for I know God is already planin his death, so let us allow God to deal with him the way he deals with wicked peeps like him, and I believe the time is near.

It feels good readin thru all y'all comments mehn, Im laffin HARD right now, really !!!

semid4lyfe:
Abeg wetin be Internet? Shey na the same thing as mosquito net cos me never use am before

My broda, 'Inter'-net na dsame thing with 'AC'-net. Na dsame window both of dem dey use (Serie A). Then, mosquito-net na dsame thing with maleria-net, now the choice is yours. (I know say you go choose mosquito net due to your lil knowledge for the game)

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=553585.msg7179092#msg7179092 date=1290205336]His first name [translated to Yoruba] get as e be sha.[/quote]

Ah. . .This 'Ileke nyash' sef, wetin your mind think go that place E be like say you like 'sausage' wella O.

cap28:
why is this news? NL im about to go and take a dump - how about putting that on the front page as a topic?

My broda, I laff in comedy. Don't be surprise that it'll make the front page.

NL is now gettin borin and annouyin with their NONSENSE topic sometimes.

deols:
All that matters is the upbringing

Orie pe jare.

adedayoone:
My people i hail oooo ,I just want to point us a few things that i've seen in here that i think are wrong. I see a lot of this things in other posts on nairaland and other Nigerian forums , I dont know if i should say its a nigerian thing or not.

1, Why do people insult others just for stating opinions , I mean some serious curses are flying around just because someone decided to share a post, Oh well maybe he shouldnt have used the word disgrace, yeah some people believe that Olu was just living the life (But if olus actions have made other black people to be looked at with distrust and hence make them feel ashamed , then olu has disgraced them ). I believe the essence of this post was to inform people about the importance of our identity and how our actions could affect others .

2, Whats with this tribalism!!!!! haba I am yoruba, Ugo is one of my best friends so i hate to generalise but his family are lovely people . The poster said Osun state as a description, but because he is igbo it became a big deal abeg allow all that one or better still lets try to divide 9ja into the major tribes(A little tolerance is all we need o) ,I remember i met some 9ja people at uni and after i said i was nigerian they were pestering me for what part i was from - I told them i was nigerian and that was all that mattered.

3, Some one has said muslims are lazy and , , I respect your opinion. I am a muslim and am working hard to be a better person, MKO was a muslim(I am sure you havent heard of him, Mohammed Ali is a muslim) and because we believe in the Quran and we believe that Allah in his Infinite wisdom has laid down all the necessary rules for us to live by and chose not to revise anything , you call it primitive?(You must think about the what your statement implies : Do you suggest that God is ancient ; Maybe we should appoint a new God ) Abeg lets respect one another and try to move 9ja forward instead of all this critisms and condemnation.


In summary I fear for Nigeria because of its leaders and followers,because of the greed inside a lot of people , because of our diversity and our unwillingness to see ourselves as the same and fight towards a common goal. Nigeria would remain the same until we choose to make a difference and every little deed counts.

True talk.

DapoBear:
Was me who said this. I should have been more specific about what I meant, or better yet not said at all. In any case, I apologize again for any offense caused.

Real man.