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My boda, can you imagine what they'r all bashin their heads on brick walls about ?   (Heaven I need a hug).

OP, U dey mad for head !!!

You just bashed into the forum, you didn't even care to give reason(s) why you want to break up, and now you'r here askin for an advice on how to break up in a relationship that you did not tell us how it started, you no well.

You dey craze for nyash.

iyatrustee:
Na wa for all this grammar oh u go donate or you no go donate. simple Yes or No

Sista, which one you no dey na? why you dey paranoid for the guy na?

The guy just want do small demo on how kidney dey function, u com dey paranoid, nawa for you O!

SA Lady:
What shall we say about the young and the restless. Being young is the toughest ish! This is really sad.

My sista, sad indeed.

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I like the 'Close Up' advert he's displayin above.

After Chelsea 'dry gin' go dey make noise.

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Takin to joke section ke? . . .Something wey no dey funny, but annouying, naim una wan take go joke section?

Naim be say una sef no know wetin surpose dey joke section.

Op, can you pls do me a favour? . . . .Stand up from that cafe and go play with toy if you'r feelin idle.

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What about East and West ?

Dumb founded.

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And so fukk what if it's a yoruba man? . . .Is the headline sayin, US jailed a yoruba man or a Nigerian?

I reserve my comment.

Siena:
If you're married, why did you tie the knot, if you consider men to be ingrates?

I doubt if she's married b'cos, a sane married woman WILL NEVER say such.

Siena:
And if you're still single, how do you propose to single out a "real man" amongst so many ingrates?

She's expectin 'spiritual holy ghost pregnancy' just like 'Mary' (mother of jesus).

Siena:
You make it sound like your husband has to be eternally grateful.

Exactly what am talkin about.

Siena:
From what you've said about men, I guess your husband, if he was ever in a position to require a kidney from you to save his life, may be better off dead. Sorry!

And who is the 'sane' man that would propose to such creature ?

chines4:
Please any fan club that want to thank God is free. In any way and in any church. Most NL belong one fan club or another. This is no issue. Abi na joblessness dey worry us

Exactly my broda, na real joblessness.

Evagreenfields:
wel,like i said,ts easier said than done.am nt in that position yet(n i hope nt 2 be) bt when i do,i'l let u kw plus,av always known men 2 b ingrates.my 2 cent

True indeed !!!

And women are the most grateful right ?

iyatrustee:
@ ranosky, I meant to say man wey get pass one wife nko?

Ehn, him go get the one wey em like well-well na, abi na just to marry put for house em sabi?

U know say most men wey dey marry many wives, it's either the last or the first naim them dey like pass.

So, as your question take come, make you put am for mind say, first or last wife naim get the husbands kidney.

Rano walks in. . . .No much fun in the house. . . .Rano walks out !!!

iyatrustee:
true talk. what if the man in question is a chronic womaniser nko? which of us go donate our kidney

What would you stil be doing with wommaniser? shey na until em go give you STD before you go bail yourself?

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My sista, if you find out make u remind me abeg, i go com. Who no like am, make em go wait me for outside.

@Jedisco, Preach on broda, I dey feel you.

@Kobikwelu, help me ask them O.

@Kenkruse, thank you broda, you talk well.

If it's some football players that went to church to give thanksgivin I doubt if some responses here would be dsame. Why not rant when football players pray before playin a match?. .If so, what has God got to do with football? Or do you guys think thanksgivin is only when one wins a contract of millions of dollars, or, when someone comes out of a collapsed buildin unhurt that's when they'r to go for thanksgivin? Well, if you guys don't know, even travellin from one state to another is worth thanksgivin cos not so many peeps are opportuned to see the end of such trip.

ElRazur:
The fact remains shina is widely regarded when Nigeria's music is being discussed. Take it or leave it.

Yes, agreed. But I think it's durin his era and not now. And also not to be compared with 2face.

DapoBear:
+1000

Sadly I must admit that there is a lot of hating going on amongst Nigerians Look at all these comments nitpicking

My broda, I won't say they'r hatin or somtin, but, all I know is that everyone has right to his/her opinion.

But as for me, I don't like that gurl before, but this pix that some of them saw and start sayin somethin else about her, is dsame pix that I myself saw and 'confessed' that Jenny is truely beaurrifle, NO DOUBT.

Ikwikwikwi:
women will donate if her spouse is doing well financially, and a guy will is his spouse is beautiful, if these conditions are met, it is all YES, on the other hand, if the woman is the one paying bills, the man will get nothing, and lo if she is an ape incarnate, sorry, cos the man will be saved the agony of living an unhappy life.

Funny that.

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Na you get your mouth, you can say all you like.

I hope you do hear about the phrase that says "One can't pls the world" ?

Kini big deal ?

Lets put it this way. . .I.e Chelsea wants to play a crucial match, a must win match that would see them lift the trophy after the match. And for me being a true Chelsea fan, I promised God that if Chelsea wins the match, I'll make a thanx givin. Then after the match, Chelsea won and I decided to give thanx givin to God, is there any big deal on it?

Mai Suya:
Since the human body can function perfectly with just one kidney, yes I would gladly donate a kidney should the need arise.

+5

Without hesitation.

*Sighs*


Well. . As for me o, I don't like Jenny before but after lookin at those pix on the front page, ma guy, she's

Well, it all boils down on Individual, but for me, it's never early, it's even late sef.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=549751.msg7128265#msg7128265 date=1289563001]Maybe . . . but whether he expressed it in Ogbomosho or Ijesha dialect is not the issue here . . . he said it and HE HAD NO RIGHT to say it.[/quote]

Now, daz funny.

jydtee007:
as 4 those calling shina peters name, they have suddenly 4gotten how this guy 2 us all by storm in d 90s even though he's been relevant since d 70s,
God, such an individual deserve alot of respect.

Such an Individual deserves alot of respect right? . . .GOOD !!!

Mind you that, it's that same 'individual' that is sayin 2face of, not only Nigeria, but ALL Africa is empty, how does that sound to you? . . .I guess SSP is just tryin to seek attention since no one hears from him anymore jor.

And what you guys stil don't understand is that, Bkbabe, is and Ibo man, billi dah !!!

namfav:
why don't you  kiss your mother?

b4stard

With all due respect sir, can you pls explain why he's a bas-tard, thanx.

annawhite:
i need a kis, who wil do that

I won't be surprise if Ismaeel volunteers himself to help you out.

ditimiya:
wait before i say anything i want to ask for permission from my brothers from the other part of nigeria, when we talk about kissing an hausa Muslims girl is any thing bad in it? come on this is thing of the heart let us not make it look like we are fighting ourself for love and romance. @poster u ask a good question but the answer is that they do kiss a lot so koboko or no koboko one day we all will see it in the morning when a muslim is kissing a christen. thank you

God bless you my broda. And I can bet that even Ismaeel himself has bleeped lots of christian gurls.

muhbest:
[b]Kissing is an individual preferences does matter which tribe or nationality you are, as a matter of fact I spoke to an African American girl yesterday that told me she don’t like kissing. Hausa girls do kiss at the right place at the right time with the right guy, the problem with Hausa girls is they date from their tribe only, they like something that can lead to marriage,  I am Hausa by tribe I know what I am talking about.

CLASSIC !!!

I hope Ismaeel is readin this, comin from one of his Hausa brethren?

omoasero:
THIS IS SIMPLY TRIBALISM , BUT THE POSTER AND ISMAEL , YOU ARE BOTH NOT WORTHY TO BE A NIGERIAN ,  SOME LADIES DONT REALLY LIKE KISSING NOT ONLY HAUSAS OR MUSLIMS , AND ISMAEL YOU DONT NEED TO TAKE PERSONAL
BE CAREFUL

Tell em.

darqly:
@sizzler- 'abunna' is bastardized hausa slang for 'privates'. In actual usage it means 'Thing' so actually not far off it's informal meaning lol. Hausa girls, kai, touchy subject. I'm part hausa and bear a hausa name but look or sound nothing like hausa so i NEVER got a fair hearing from hausa chicks. 4get the hijab, a girl's a girl and will do what ALL girls do- eventually. Enjoy your lapdance for now mate, tis more than i ever got!

Ismaeel, if the comment above was truely quoted by an hausa gurl like the one you'r already bringin out 'dagger' to stabb someone b'cos he's tryin to kiss an hausa sista of yours, then I think you need help.

AISHHA:
why not? come to Maitama and see evening kissing by the road side!

Ismaeel, pls, try and visit Maitama, so that you can also report those hausa gurls kissin over there to 'Hisbah'.

zionic:
Hause gurls too watch india movies,

My broda, I won't say they watch soo much india movies, it's their culture or religion or tradition (wharreva), and one needs to respect that. But, it's funny how someone is takin it personal when he himself knows that it's an Individual preference (just like someone said). And I can even bet that He, himself has once bleeped, or, is bleepin a christian gurl, so why go 'gaga' b'cos someone else is tryna kiss his hausa sista (not to talk of bleepin)?

Ismaeel, don't tell me that, you have never bleeped a non-hausa gurl before?. . .why take it personal brov?

Cheer up broda, nottin do you. Live and lets live, one Nigeria !!!