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Ochungal

The pleasure is yours, but i'll aprecciate it more if u do!

ochungal:
Ranoscky:  I have no need to be upset by such a simple question. I am a raw born Jamaican Female! My umbilical cord was cut  in "the land of wood and water".

Now, you don't get upset.

Question: Am I not welcome?

I've observed this board for quite a while and have seen some negative things about us (mainly by UK residents) and one particular female that hails from the Carribbean as well. I am here because I enjoy the threads and late at nights I go to sleep after having a good laugh by many of the postings, If I am not fully welcome let me known so I can depart as easily as I signed in. I doubt that you mean anything though, but I feel the need to make such declarations just in case

My sister, YOU ARE HIGHLY WELCOME !!!

First of all, thanx for the soft minded answer to my question (som nigerian gurls wil reason negative to it).
I'll like to know u more. Can u pls reach me on this ID if u don't mind? ~~~> Sayhello2Rano@yahoo.com

Secondly, pls don't be offended by som 'shaddy' comments u read here, this is a social network, and u know everybody is entitled to his or her opinion. All u need to do is boycott any shaddy comment, and have a good time with the reasonable and interestin ones (like i myself, i do go 'GAGA' on som shaddy comments here before, and reply back with anger. But ever since i came across som1 like @Gbawe on this forum, i took caution of myself).

BL: This is a public site, expect different opinion (both reasonable and unreasonable), but make that person more 'silly' by replyin back in a more matured and advanced manner with good advice.
Then after readin it, he/she will type and post somtin reasonable next time. 

GBAWE IS MY 'MENTOR' ON THIS FORUM !!!

Re: Keke Ogungbe Said "i Don't Shop Where Nigerians Shop Abroad"

Can u imagine what that 'HANDSOME APE' is talkin about?

If at his age he's stil talkin of designers, den his children wil stil be sayin 'Mumie, com n change my NAPKIN for me'

BONE HEAD !!!

Yorisb:
Thats d probs

Honestly I really like the gurl but for how long will it last? how do i keep up wit all the already said lies?

And to make matter worse she's been seeking some infos about Jand from me lol. .like dis morning she asked me about the weather there and as a fast guy, I had to quickly flash my guy in Jand for some tip/update.

Bros the girl fine oo(u sef go wish to lie about a thing or too if u see her ) hence I no wan loose her, atleast not yet  

Well, unless u just feel like prolongin her with your 'Jando' level, but if u ask me, 'THE EARLIER THE BETTER' !!!

But guy, u dey try to scope gurl with jando level oo! Me i fit tell a gurl say 'MY BRODA' dey jand sef, talkless of me tellin her dat ama JANDO! If she can't take me d way i am, den she should RUN FAR and GET LOST!!!

manny4life:
Perhaps the guy was told, but u know desperadoes, he did not care even after they told him so he embarked on his death journey.

Chief judge, Head of majisterate

Na u tell am?

Yorisb:
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Great to hear, but wat about the accent and Jand swagger na?

e no betta make I "delete" than to fu.c.k up ?

I feel u brov!

But if u really lyk d gurl, u fit just bone all d levels, and tell am d 'koko' na? . .It's either YES or NO! abi? (PBP)

BOCO

Ok, i'll check later.

You can stil add me on your yahoo messanger let's twerk it out!

sledge406:
@Ranoscky. . .No let your smiles change shape oo cos I know say you dig d gyal but when you don get time to take with her, make you knack that yarns to her skull. And I wish you success in your journey beginning with first step.

Thanx brov, i dey feel u!

Ivynwa:
Who on earth invented that backside penetration thing for goodness sake? I ain't doing that s-h-i-t for anything or any human being!

Gat me laffin $$$$$$ into my BANK ACCOUT !!!

Don't mind the ID!OT my sister, just keep givin dem whatever style u have been givin them jare!

Obo Boco:
RANOSCKY,
you dey form fine boy for BLUE BLOOD abi
making me ask you for your YIM more than once.

Laffin $$$$$$ into my BANK ACCOUNT !!!

Dis gurl u funny i no go lie.

I don send am to u on this thread: ~~~~~> "What have u gained in NL" !

Yorisb:
@OP

I lied(to som1 on YIM) that I was leaving in jand, however unbeknown to her I dey stroll pass yaba full time.

now my probs na how to maintain the level lies.

Laffin $$$$$$ into my BANK ACCOUT !!!

Always dey on baff-up, and look fresh and clean so dat anytym wey she see u, she go jel.

Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe!

The whole pages of this thread full of names callin to the politicians, but no action !!!

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Sorry ma,

Maybe i was high on 'RUM' when typin it.

Chat with me on this ID - 'Sayhello2Rano@yahoo.com'

Let's start from dia cos, a journey of a 1000 miles starts with a step !!!

Quote from Bela Bela: "I must however say that those who accept to wed people they know little or nothing about should be questioned the most".


^ Dey should be questioned d most right? . . .GOOD!!!

Did all the pastors in churchs know's dia members before prayin for dia sins? . . .Why must dey pray for sins dat dey no nottin about? . . . (pls i need an answer)

Did Jesus know's d adulterer in d bible b4 savin her from those people that wanted to stone her to death? Is God goin to question Jesus for savin a sinner? . What was d mission of Jesus on earth? (Abi na pastors be jesus now?) If Jesus can recieve a sin (an adulterer for dat matter), and ask her to go and sin nomore, den who r pastors to judge? Those pastors, are dey not married? If their wifes r so called virgins (who knows how many prick dem don collet b4 pastors put dem for house) r they (pastors) themselfs virgins? Are you tryin to tell me that, if those couple's are Obasanjo's daughter and her fiancee, the marraige will not commence? . . .RUBBISH !!! (THEY ARE ALL CHURCH ROBBERS)  

Can u imagine prayin and asking GOD for forgiveness if a single brother or a single sister fornicates. But u can't wedd a pregnant couple?. . .Why? b'cos they commited fornication. Na who una dey decieve? Ra-ras!!!

Why not first of all, ask them (those couple) to confess their sins before GOD (right there in the alter), and after that, ask them to bow their heads and pray for them for GOD to forgive them their sins, before procceedin on the church marraige service?

thiscounts:
It was a new discovery of another planet to me, where we all wear masks, we do not know who is who.Could you imagine your boss is on naira land and many times u've insulted him and atimes given him advice that earned you that seat you are?Becareful of what u say next your wife might be monitoring your post!

I've learnt alot, and I wish you all the best in life.Cheers!

I know so many peeps on here may not find your comment funny, but encouragin (of which it's also encouragin to me), buh on the other hand, the first two lines on post gat me laffin $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

Obo Boco:
Current new
up to date info on almost everything
buy somethings through NLanders e.g laptop skin
new English words


BAD effect :
learnt to be rude
learnt insultive words
GOT insulted and sometimes laughed at
cos of my user name which i begged seun to change in a private mail but he ignored me
but then again
if you are from my own Part on NIGERIA, you would know its one of the coolest BLUE BLOOD NAMES


GOOD effects:
does not fail to take away my worries by making me laugh all the time
met some good friends on NL which am yet to meet physically but communicate well with them
e.g FBS, from chelsea thread, 'RANOSCKY THAT IS FORMING FINE BOY', Daduke, e.t.c
i learn from people's experience and try not to make the same mistakes.
AND LOTS MORE.

Dis gurl, u know go kill me with laff !!!

Have i ever told u that im HANDSOME? . . . . OK!

Can i have your email id if u don't mind?

NO COMMENT !!!

*reads other people's comment and bounce's out*

johnterry4:
just lied to my girl friend dat am out of town on official assignment

Maybe she also is happy that u'r out of town so she can spend the night with her other boyfriend, who knows?

Re: Keke Ogungbe Said "i Don't Shop Where Nigerians Shop Abroad"

^ Ba lyrics, ba sence. Wetin u get? NON-SENCE !!!

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My broda

shey dis one no taya u? . . .y add only groundnut, y not add it 'Onion & Vegetable'?

I hardly miss dat meal. Even i ate it dis mornin. I enjoy eatin it with condence milk!

If my Dad venture come's back home before me or any of my siblings ehn, . . shege damburu ba!

Infact, let me put it dis way, if my fada com's back b4 any of us, my Mum & Dad must have a quarell that night, b'cos. . .

My Mum can never sit down and watch my dad beat that person 'MERCILESSLY'

kokoye:
I remember when I passed my common entrance exam back in the 80s

'80s .?.?.?.?.?.? . . .WONDERFUL !!!!!

I stil dey drink breasteminus dat tym!

One of doz things in life!

Carry am go 'Sapelle', make dem flog am pigeon (bird) for head, com baff am with 'Sapelle Water' !!!

Him no go fukk dry born nyash again!

NL is just fun!

But can som1 pls help me out on how much they sale laptops in NGR now? (pentium 4/m. 1gb. Dell)

It's been a long tym since i did that biz. I don't know if to continue on it again, just face my normal biz.

kobikwelu:
if the church denies me and my wife, i will simply move

they take your tithes, your firstfruit offerings, covenant offerings, and dont bother to ask if u have stolen the money or killed sum1 for it

and when it comes to this they are claiming righteous

orangemen:
@poster,
with your id, are u sure u are a christian talkless of been from redeem?

@topic,
churches are built on doctrines and a doctrine is a led down rules and regulations design for the consumption of members. there is no questioning this and that is why many churches are coming up from here and there bcs their original headquatters are not ready to shift grounds on these doctrines.

some of the questions that demand answers include;

1. what if a brother  inpregnants a sister by mistake?
2. what if members have been using condoms?
3. what if the pregnant ones go for abortions prior to their weddings?
4. wat abt brothers who sleep outside reserving the finacees for marriage?
5. wat if everyother churches reject these pregnant women?
6. how does the laws of man differentiate from the laws of God?

i have been thinking that christianity teaches members on what to do without forcing them to do same as it is in islam. christians have been paying more attentions to the laws of the churches more than to God's instructions these days.
most christians are afraid to drink or smoke in the presence of other members not minding what God will think abt them.
the pregnant bride today is a sinner before other members while those who were not caught in the act are saints and have the praises of the church.
time has come for our churches to bring members closer to God than the doctrines of their churches. how many christians of our time are virgins?
i think it will be more important to do the preaching and teaching for which we have been called and let God be the judge over men.
it is obvious that Christ never rejected any while on earth and as christians, we must learn to live like our Christ who said he came for the sinners.

Even when i'm so fukkin tired of readin, and i come across names like, Gbawe, Orangeman etc (and some that i'v forgotten), It's a must that i will read their post b'cos, seein their names only, puts smiles on my face, not to talk of readin their post.

Orangeman, interestin contribution!

Guyman02:
Look at this guy! you are talking about double decker bus being scary, when we jump on OKADA across third mainland bridge and overtake trailer without fear. This question should be for oyinbo people in London.

Me I don enter guongoro hang on top goods to school as a student to save my transport money and you dey get phobia for luxury double decker for Dubai. I hope say you no fall our hands for there because Naija people no dey last.

v3:
Didn't see this coming
Thanks ritch

I broda, i aslo did not see it coming o. tho, i first saw it on tv (showin Arsenal and Tottenham in trainin)!

mukina2:
A win. anything else is not acceptable

they should teach harry popeye and his bunch of scums a lesson

I'm love it when i see a female Arsenal fan cheerin the GUNNERS to victory in style!

ARSENAL IS WINING THIS MATCH TONIGHT. NO STOPPIN US !!!

12large:
rancosky u know your self, u were one of the clown's that called osaze rubbish and overrated 2month's ago so please just shut up your a fake fan, i bet if osaze stop scoring now clown's like u would come back to square 1

. . .me . . .OK!

12large, I want us to go on a bettin now!

If u can be able to provide in me the post comment of 2months ago where i criticised Osaze (in 2days), i'll give u $200. But if u'r not able to provide it, den u'll pay me $100. Deal?

N for your info, my name is RANOSCKY and not 'RANCOSKY', u Ra-ras!

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Ochungal

I'll like to verify sothing from u buh pls don't get upset. . .

I'll like to know if u'r a Jamaican or a Nigerian?