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DonOvero:
@ Ranoscy

I have been to Nigeria and its full of people like you who rather than search for the truth continue to remain ignorant. You have turned being unengaged to a zen like state.

Let me give you two examples of so called Juju

Sleep paralysis( there are still people in Nigeria who believe this is juju when scientific research has disproved this.

After bouts of sleep paralysis, parents elders everone was saying it is juju and they are trying to kill me. Now imagine the affect this would have on me, a 11 year old. It was scary, now what do you think would be my subconscious way of dealing with this, via dream or rather nightmare. one nightmare I had was of a woman whose face was blurred saying "you no go die? You no go die"? Obv i told this to my parents who were now further convinced that it was juju, took me to an dressed in feather who promptly sacrificed a chicken, what the chicken did I do not know but the 'featherman' obv thought differently. After this killing I was assured that I was now saved. I had no more dreams and hey presto I was cursed now I was saved, and the stories go round and round.

Never mind the notion that as I was told I was saved was prob cathartic and it gave me peace of mind, see the placebo effect.

Almost ten years later, the tale from my parents to friends is now, I was under nightly attack by witchcraft as I came from London. they were jealous so every night a witch would fly to my room, sit on my chest and try to kill whilst saying "you no go die" The native doctor then confronted her and said he made her spirit enter chicken which he slaughtered and the witch was vanquished. LOL

And i think i'll remain ignorant so long as the question remains: If juju exist or not?. . .And i say yes to it !!!

Tell you what, no need for insult ok? Just keep your western mentality to yourself and let me keep my uncivilised ignrance to myself ok? Just like i said before, i can only laugh at those that are stil tryin to convince you with more logic on juju !!!

*Una go dey claim western mentality but na so so course course una sabi. I no blame una sha, wen oyibo don whitewash una brain finish.*

my broda

don't even talk about the defendin of their vote. Those bas-tards (our leaders) already knows whom they'll select as president. they just use votin as cover up. Can u imagine a country where you'll waste your time and effort standin on cue to vote for whom you wished for president, after all set and done your vote will not count? Na today?

honeric01:
It's not by force to celebrate, like i said before, you can choose to mourn for the whole of the day, no one is stopping you from doing that, just because you don't have a car should not make you stop those who were able to get a car from this same country, you don't even know if i also have a car, but that should not stop me from celebrating and appreciating the fact that this country is still together even with all the bad news and all that.


you have more years to mourn, Friday is just ONE DAY, you can choose to mourn for the whole day or maybe take a sleeping pill for 24hrs OK?

which one would you like to choose? the mourning or the sleeping pill option?

for your information, i am home and have been home, so quit the UK, US poo you are saying, I BET YOU, YOU CAN NEVER BE MORE NIGERIAN THAN ME.

My broda,

I wasn't referin to u. I saw that your post initially but refused to reply b'cos everybody with his or her own opinion.
But i did when Tensor seconded it, but you can see i was also referin back to him and not you (check the quote). Moreover, i used mysef as an example in terms of not havin a car and a house. Truely my broda, i don't have a car but i can get one if i wish but that is not my problem for now b'cos i have other things to do with money than buyin a car!
Interms of house, i live and pay my rent of which nobody helps me in doin it niether did i beg anybody for it. Celebratin togetherness is a very joyous ceebration of which i mysef will love to be among. But what is the need of celebratin togetherness when we don't love one aonther? when we can't help one other? when some of us see each other as an OUTCAST (talkin about the leaders)?.?.? Is that how other countries sees themselves?

I choose the mournin option, and i'll keepin mournin Nigeria untill she recovers from her slumber, thanx !!!

tensor777:
Oddly enough I have to say I appreciate your honesty. However we all have to be hopeful and prayerful about Nigeria as being negative never leads one anywhere.
You never know what tomorrow would bring.

You can keep the honesty to yourself bro, im not interested !

Im just givin an example that led to the question: What are celebratin?
I can afford a car if i want to. Car is not my problem for now, i gat other important things to do with money!

When last did you expirience power failure? compare the livin standard over there to that of Nigerias,  the roads, the street lights, how the hospital system operates, how their police treate their citizen, how their govt system works. After that, you compare it to Nigerias and see to yourelf the reason why Nigeria is not worth celebratin.

WHY MUST YOU CHASE A RAT WHEN YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE ?.?.? (i hope u understand where am goin)

Other countries are on cause to celebrate b'cos they have achieved ALOT (even ghana). And you'r here sayin Nigeria has every cause to celebrate. Why not celebrate F9 in school, and say after all, u attended school that some people are not opportuned to attend? Have you also asked the poor people if they'll also celebrate or not? Look at you openin an account name here in NL and contributes your opinion to topics everyday (month end, you pay internet fee). Don't you know that there'r those that can't even afford your internet fee in a month for feedin, not to talk of havin a computer?

Have you even asked how much that was budgeted for the so called celebration? That money will be shared amongst themselfs and nobody else. Is the common man goin to have a 'dime' on it? then what is he celebratin with? the Nylon of pure water? why must i celebrate our leaders corruption with my sweat earned money when i know they are not the one that gave me the money, and i have 'NO TAKE' in the govt budgeted money? RUBBISH !!!

I no blame you sha. you dey UK (well organised country) dey write rubbish for Nigerian site that you know not how the citizens are sufferin. and im even here typin the whole pages of the bible for one useless comment!!!  

tensor777:
Really Madam Tpia can't you be more original than that? There is time for everything. If you want to look miserable on other days that is your own cup of tea.
But certainly friday should be an occasion for joyous celebration!

Yes, friday should be an Occasion day for joyous what? = CELEBRATION. GOOD! What is the celebration all about?

When you invite som1 to come and celebrate with you, won't you tell him/her what you'r celebratin?

U can insult me from now till infinity, but im sorry it has no harm on me b'cos after i finished readin your post below:

tensor777:
Keep freaking out that not everyone shares your doom and gloom attitude about yourself and Nigeria.

I checked my account balance in the bank and it's stil dsame intact amount that was there before !!!

So you can keep advertising your ignorance, maybe fools like you will like to patronise you !!!

tensor777:
From Honeric

Why are some Nigerians so sick in the head? okay if you don't want to celebrate your existence, you can as well be mourning while those who wants to celebrate are allowed to celebrate.
don't forget to put ashes on your head, wear rags too, and you must not eat for the whole of Friday.
pathetic people.

Seconded. Some people here really need psychological assessment! Imagine being upset that people want to celebrate their country's once in a lifetime anniversary??

Sorry bro, there's defference between celebratin 'Existence' and celebratin 'Achievement' !!!

I thank and give all praise, glory and honour to God for keepin me alive. (That's existence)

And when others are celebratin their wealth that they have Achieved (houses, cars, etc), and i have none of those things, then what do you want me to celebrate about? Celebrate all the sufferin i'v been sufferin for yers?

PATHETIC !!!

Funny how you guys hap your a$$ in UK and think those in Nigeria are findin it easy the way you guys do !

Tensor777

I was freakin out when readin all your comments, but i decided to keep readin just for readin sake. But i 'broked down' and couldn't read more further when i read these statement from you below:

tensor777:
I for one congratulate all the leaders who have kept the country united and independent for the past 50 years!

Tell you what, I don't think you typed these in your right manners, i guess a white gurl was sittin right next to you and was massagin the HELL out of your prick that took you to fantacy. And i believe you typed these from fantacyland (No offence, just my taught) !!!

^
You aksed a question like these below:

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=522023.msg6846761#msg6846761 date=1285798768]What has the girl's looks got to do with anything?  [/quote]And you now said something like these below:

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=522023.msg6846761#msg6846761 date=1285798768][Yea, it's always a mohammed that does things like this  ].[/quote]What has that gat to do with the topic?

Mind u, that can lead to a Religious problem. Remember the mohammed cartoon chaos?

Pls let us mind the things we say, thanx !!!

Nigerian gurls are Nigerian gurls, no need for long thing. They are all makin preference here in NL but, if they see a guy that is even more shorter than they prefer, so long as the guy is financialy fit and is cruisin on 4wheel, that guy is as tall as their prefered height choice, NO DOUBT !!!

NO BE NIGERIAN GURLS AGAIN ?.?.?

But the killer fall UK guys hand O!

So na the kain gurls wey UK guys dey friend be that? (HOLY COW) !!!

*laffin enuff $$$ into his bank account*

Sunday-sunday tonic - by frank oliseh

omar22:
Dumbo, for how long are you going to crawl? How old is Teslim Balogun stadium? 3 years completed in 2007 since it started in 1984, why do a stadium needs to be refurbished when its still 2 years old?

MR CORRECTIONER,

Why the "DUMBO" ?.?.?

Has he no right to his opinion anymore?

You guys even tried, knowin how tall or short you are. I don't even have time for that and i don't know why.

But i guess im not short nor tall, im just average height, and i love the way i am !!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=522047.msg6843544#msg6843544 date=1285766771]Jonathan is the president and CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER of Nigeria for God sake ! So I have every right to blame him for the insecurity in Aba.you feel me ?[/quote]Can u imagine the comment of a so called sane human?

Blackteeth, pls why not go and see the 'DENTIST' instead of spittin out smellin comments?

The Okada man is the most 'Cowardest Coward Cow' Ever !!!

NO ONE BUT YOU !!!

THE RICH ALSO CRY !!!

(brazilian tv program back in those days)

Nwaka77:
Give it a rest or is it by force? I don't understand Nigerians and their weird mind set. There is something called preference. It has nothing to do with biological clock! Can you be intimate with a woman you don't find attractive? Same way some women cannot fall in love with a minie me. Besides, back in the day when I waa single I dated some short man and he was insecure telling not to wear even a 2 inch heel! Who wants to put up with that kinda headache for the rest of one's life? Besides, height runs in my family and I do not want short engines for kids. Luckily, I am tall and so is hubby. So there!

You got it all WRONG !!!

He is so damn right! There'r some short gurls that prefers datin tall guys. But when a short guy comes for a short gurl (maybe d guy is her true love, but b'cos he's short), she'll ignore him and keep searchin for tall guys. while her age is goin down. maybe later she'll get married to the wrong hieghted man!

*That is one reason why so many gurls married the wrong men, sayin they'r lookin for men with hieght*

Echidime:
Girls can only date short men if the guy is loaded with too much money even if he got that money through BLOOD MONEY RITUALS girls will date him and abandone the tall poor guy. Money and HUG manliness is all girls want nothing more,as this picture explains the power of women over men

That ur pix gat me laffin $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

Youngichou:
@poster you should be ashamed posting this pics here. You have the efontry to show that outdated stadium pics and call it uptodate stadium. I pity you

Iwu Anu mpama !!!

If it's d one of a white man, you'll praise the HELL out of it.

Keep worshipin white pale skin, Ewu !

DonOvero

I'v gone through all the comments on these thread and what i understood about you is that, (1st) you don't believe in GOD! (2nd) You grew up in UK, with western mentality so there's nothin on earth that someone will tell you about juju for you to believe that it does exist! (3rd) UNTIL CONVINCED (just like what you said on one of your post) you can NEVER believe that anything like juju exist!

My brother, tell you what, you can keep it to yourself that juju doesn't exist, and let those that believes that it does exist be. That's all i have to say, but anytime you feel like visitin Nigeria, mind those around you before you make such comment.  

I can only laugh at those that are stil bringin out more logic to convince you that juju do exist !!!

50 Reasons to celebrate what? . . . RUBBISH !!!

When the first thread on this forum is talkin about how Nigeria is a disgrace as a country, and u'r here talkin about 50reasons why we should celebrate Nigeria. Abi dem dey celebrate CORRUPTION?

Celebratin Nigeria is just like a situation whereby they asked all ALIGATORS to come out, and a LIZARD also came out and said afterall he also has a TAIL !!!

Asamoah Gyan! Asamoah Gyan!! Asamoah Gyan !!!

Wetin dat guy play sef wey una dey say em go win am?

Instead of Gyan to win am, Mikel wey no even play for W.C go win am !!!

So many peeps wey dey "chop chewin gum" for hia no even jasi for wetin the competion is all about sef.
Mr Biggs gurls dey talk, Recharge card gurls sef dey talk, while all dia beauty together no fit win palm cake or lip stick.
Abi dem tel una say di compie na all about face beauty?  Abeg make una chop chewin gum commot for my face jare, ndi asili.

Buzugee and Tpiah, abeg make una dey lecture dem dey go !!!

Wallie:
ROFLMAO? I hope that's a nervous laugh! Another qualified candidate for the Darwin Awards!

Your mediocre arguments and antics might have worked when dealing in the minor league but in the majors? Know when to be quiet when you’re being PWNED abi they no teach you anything for UDel?

Why waste your precious time argue-ing with her in the first place, or don't you know her knid of person before?

Next time, when you see names like KOBOJUNKIE and TUDOR, pls just ignore their comments b'cos they'r just JOKERS!

Argue-ing with them is like "talkin to a statue" !!!

Ibime:
My forefather was also a slave who was given land to settle. Let someone come and tell me to give up my forefather's land, lets see whether I will not remove his head with machete.

You gat me laffin $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

udezue:
You guys are ridiculously crude and wicked. What does his age have to do with the madness that is going on? I pray you go through the samething each and everyone of you who somehow find this funny. Would you find it funny if a group of hoodlums came threatening the lives of your parents? So if you are 100 yrs old your life shouldn't matter anymore? Let the man die when God calls him not when a group of young touts with no respect for life and humans want him dead. This is sick. Our society is sick. No respect for the elderly sef.

GOD BLESS YOU MY BROTHER !!!

An igbo adage says: "If somenoe's corpse is being carried, other people will look at it as if it's firewood!"

Now, some of us here are viewing these as "Basket mouth comedy", but if som1 tells them that their's will be suit for occultic sarcrifice, they'r ready to crucify that person thru the internet !

I weep for my country !!!

Whenever there's a kidnap case in Nigeria, we'll be complainin that Nigeria is corrupt.
Now we'v heard a good news of som1 that was kidnapped and rescued, and some are sayin: "The driver is from 1 society or the other. some are sayin the jeep he used is bullet proof. some are sayin it's b'cos there'r no bullets inside those guns. while some are even sayin those Kidnappers are IMATURE."

Can u believe that som1 even made a statement like, Quote from Lady J u: "pls d driver should not try this next time cos he might be shot or killed by d kidnappers."
And the person that made such comment is also expectin Nigeria to change but doesn't want to help in changin it. And we all are complainin about our GORVT.
If you no send, and me i no mind, we all keep shut and nobody wants to complain, then how do we expect our GOVRT to change? . .@Lady J u, let me ask u these question, what if that man that was kidnapped and rescued is your father (God forbid), so these is what you'r goin to say to the driver that rescued him?
So if for example your handbag was dragged off from you by pickin pockets and i happen to chase them and succeed in bringin it back to you (despite those pickin pockets havin jerk knife with them), all i would get in return is "don't chase them next time, they might kill you?" . . .No wonder our GORVT sef no send us b'cos, nobody want talk !!!

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=520992.msg6833678#msg6833678 date=1285633878]Right now, most naija players do not deserve such recognition especially after their poor world cup outin, the only naija player that ought to be their on that list is Mikel, but you know this is a world cup year so it has to be determined by world cup performance and not club, so its suprisin how they included Essien. Honestly CAF is a joke and they are killing african football.[/quote]You made your point but later turned it around: "but you know this is a world cup year so it has to be determined by world cup performance and not club,". . .Did Togo go to W.C? What is Adebayor doin there then? Abi him jump fence enter?

ziga:
God bless NAija @ 50 jor.

It is human nature that no matter the situation, there will always be something to complain about.

I no go give myself sleepless nights to dey think about wetin we no get. But for people who wan carry all the whole burden of Naija on top dem head, Na you sabi.

God bless Naija, naija for life.

Ask yourself these question,

Have seen a begger goin to cafe to check his mail box?

*Not to talk of registerin an account in NL and contributin daily*

buzugee:
@ ranoscky, i think the judgement is fair. i have seen many judgements like this in america. diabolical people, who are users, have murder on their mind but they are too chicken to do it themselves so they go in search of hapless poor downtrodden and desperate people to commit the crime. lets say i live in a homeless shelter, have no money whatsoever, and depend on the shelter for my food, and someone approaches me and offers me $10,000 to kill someone, anybody in that situation is already hardened from their miserable existence in life so it is a small jump from that existence to committing murder for money. so in essence these people are victims too. victim to the diabolical person who approached them with the idea. this is why the killers themselves almost always gets lesser punishment than the initiator of the plot

i digress

what i extract from this whole debacle is that america is willing to execute a white woman. now that is progressive. i like that. in the 40s or 50s even, they would have put her in a mental institution and freed her after 10 years. the only women they executed then were black women cuz they never considered black women as delicate flowers. PROGREEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS AT LAST 

Buzugee, Thanx for your response! The reason why i was surprised was b'cos, i'v read about  an American man who killed som1 and was sentenced 3yrs in prisonmentl. And after he was released, Later, he killed another 3people and was caught again (though i'v forgotten the aftermath, but i don't think they prosecuted him, that was why i was sooo fukkin shocked when i heard that America GORVT prosecuted some1 !

I taught maybe, before they would do somthing like that, then maybe the person myt have blew up a whole city with thousands of people dead !!!

Hariki

You dey yan RUBBISH !!!

If Dr Dre or ludacris says dsame, they will also be RUBBISHED with loads of insults from the Americans !
Do u know how 'Miley Cyrus' (an american musician) was criticised when she wore a $25,000 peacock made outfit to a music concert?

When NBA star 'LAMAR ODOM' won they championship with LAKERS this season, his wife bought him a brand new BENTLEY worth $420,000 as a GIFT for wining the Championship. And some People started criticisin her, sayin she bought it with his husbands money.

Now tell me. If they can say something like that to a wife that bought a gift to her husband, what then do u think they'll say to some1 that said 'HE CAN'T SHOP WHERE AMERICANS SHOPS' ??