₦airaland Forum

tensor777:
You should not expect to get away with making such misleading utterances . What you are doing in essence is placing natural male-female relationship and faggotry which is a perversion,  on the same pedestal.

In other words the latter is clearly against the law of God and the law of Nature.

My broda,

Yeah! U call it perversion, and other peeps that hate's it (includin me) call it whatever names we dim it fit b'cos, it's never our ball game. 'But if i may ask', don't u think that stopin it is just like stopin prostitution? Or don't u know that there'r peeps that hate's prostitution even more than we hate HOMOSEXUAL? Nobody was forced to be a Gay or a Lesbian. A gurl myt decide that she want's to b'com a protistute for reason(s) best known to her. Same goes to a man (decidin to be a Gay). There'r code of conduct in the court of law that abide's to Rapists (be it a man that ra-pes a woman, or a Gayist that ra-pes his fellow man, lolz)! WONDERFUL !!!

In ur own perspective, man and man relationship is not dsame 'padestal' (as u call it) with man and woman b'cos, it's pervertion (accordin to u). I myself don't know what name to label it b'cos, i believe it's even worser than Abormination.

I believe the best help we can be of it, is to avoid any player from that league!

Obo Boco:
Somtyms im lazy, i get bored, i get scared, i feel ignored, i feel happy, i get silly, i ckoke on my own words. I make wishes, i have dreams, n i stl want to believe dat anything can happen to an Ordinary boy lyk me!

PLS how old are you ?
cos from what you wrote above, i know where it is from
HANNAH MONTANA
i never knew guys also watch stuffs like that ^{anyway its kinda cute}

HANNAH MONTANA ?

I'v never heard of it before. What stuff is that, highlight me pls?

Bukittes:
I never knew you but u left me with a jewel, another woman I call Mother today. I dedicate this to you my mother's younger sister who I call Mum. You never made me feel like I lost anyone, sometimes I wonder if my mum coulda done more than what you done for me in life and to yes is just been insincere to myself and ungrateful to you. I love you from the very core of me. You treated me like your own offspring, no bias whatsoever. Infact, people don't even know u r not my biological daughter! What a woman!!! You are simply the best and I thank God for you everyday. May you live long to see that your desire of seeing me getting married and taking care of my child. May this desire come to pass speedily. I love you mum!

I wish u happiness for the rest of ur life. And pray that ur mummy's sister will live to enjoy the fruit of her labour!

Straight from my heart !!!

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When i read where she said: "and also daddy but if wishes could come true, I'd wish for both you and dad to be back here to enjoy the fruits of your labor, to enjoy your grandchildren both born and un-born.". .I melt down immediately!

Pslm23

Believe u me, when i read doz lines above, I felt exactly dsame pain u'r goin thru.
I pray God, in his infinit mercies, will continue to guard and protect u and ur siblins
and provide for all ur needs in glory by CHRIST JESUS, AMEN!

It is well with u!

jmoore:
how are they taking the country backwards?

Jmoore,

I don't know how to give an answer to this question b'cos, even those outside the country know's what we have been going thru in Nigeria for long time now. N if it happens to be that u'r also in Nigeria, and stil ask's me such question, then im sorry brov, i don't know what to say. But if u'r outside the country and ask's such question, then u need to come down to Nigeria and see for yourself. Moreover, u check to yourself if the treatment u recieve over their is dsame with Nigeria.

Other African countries that are enjoyin constant power supply and other comfort that 1 needs in life, are they not human beings like Nigerians? If they can boast of all these, then, what made Nigeria 'GIANT OF AFRICA'? Giant of Africa, when your citizens are deported in other African countries beneath u (as we claim), and u stil claim Giant Of Africa? When your Citizens are treated like animals all over abroad, and even 'Ghana' (your neighbour), and u keep mute? and u'r here askin me how are they takin the country backward. Is it until we go down like Greece before u know that those 'Ra-ras' are takin the country backward? (make i no even talk of money wey dem dey squander anyhow since u no know wetin dey hapun for naija)

Bros, abeg, if u dey abroad, den everybody know d good life and comfort wey person dey receive for dat way.
But if u dey Naija, make u commot for dat town wia u dey, enter city b'cos, na dia things dey hapun abeg, ejo, biko!
Living inside town is just like mosquito flyin in d day time, how em want take see road clearly?

If im wrong in one way or the other, pls correct and lecture me, im ready to learn, thanx!

Whoever struggles hard and make it in Nigeria, can also make it over there in UK.

Come down here in Nigeria and make it dat easy let me see.

*wether u no go call ur papa and ur mama make dem send money for ticket for u to take comeback*

Dibolic

Walai, u have put all your enemy's to shame for postin all those pix. Congrat smiles was all over my face when lookin at those pix. I'm so fukkin happy with you and (our lovely sister) your lovely wife. Pls don't dis-close her ID b'cos, some 'Clowns a$$ pie' are waitin to make gest of her when they see it. Just like the 'Ra-ras' comment they made initially. If she stil feels like visitin NL again, then ask her to Register with a new ID. To tell u the truth, You really acted like a Nigeria by neglectin all their Ra-ras rantin about your precious gift from God, and blew-up their Nutt brains (like the BUZZ of an eruptin Volcano) by postin all the key pix of your weddin to prove critics and Hypocrites wrong!  

ONCE AGAIN, I SAY CONGRATES TO YOU !!!

Hi haters

If mikel stay for bench for next Chelsea's premiership match, make i N.A.K.E.D. baff!

fallguy:
bill gates - early starter ( from primary school)
authors of google - early starters+college education
engineer of apple computers (early starter) - steve wozniak+college education
face book - early starter+ college education
youtube - (early starters : no idea here)+ college education
mozilla programmers - early starters lots of them
word press - early starter

start young retire early.

And when a Nigerian does dsame, Una go call am 'Wealthy iliterate.'

While, all the so-called literate's that has been in power for decade's now are takin the country backward.

Ra-ras!

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What the hell is your signature talkin about?

Hapi by-day to uuuuuuuuuuuu

Hapi by-day to uuuuuuuuuuuu

Hapi by-day to. . Oops! I forgot d princess name . .  Uhmm. .Ooh, thank God, now i remember .

Hapi by-day to u R123~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hapi by-day to u~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!. . .HURRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oya start sharin d cake make i chop dey go house!

8yrs ago, GOD gave you a precious gift. 2day, im so happy to celebrate with u n your lil precious gift from GOD!

12large:
osaze don't listen to this bunch of fake fan's the same people was critisizing you just 2month's ago, now they are all hailing you typical nigeria as a whole

U no go shut-up that your mouth wey bend lyk 'Danfo' wey dey run from 'Oshodi to Oju-elegba'?

Who and who hate Osaze? and who is amongst the 'Typical Nigerians?' Abi kata dey worry u for brain ni?

E be lyk say dat UK wey just enter last month stil dey blow out 'bubbles' from dat your bone head abi?    Ra-ras!

Ok.

Dem dey tell blind man say war don start?

Shey na young, young boys wey dia eye dey chook, wey full street dey waka up and down dey find anyhow job wey dem go do to take survive naim u dey write all dis 1 for? I DOUBT IT! Tell you what, believe u me, if the youth's nowadays roamin round d street's of lagos seekin for anyhow job to do here in Nigeria (upon the hardship and lack of jobs, dey stil survive thru 1 thing or the other), if dey can ever find their way to that UK, that's when u'll know that, all the Nigerian youths that are roamin around the streets lookin for daily bread are not silly and lazy. Buh it's the LACK OF JOB OPPORTUNITY that made them look like "Look at this jobless TOUT !!!

Nigeria as a country is very, very hard for so many parent's to make it. If you come down here in Nigeria, then you'll know that so many Nigerian youths are not Dependin on their parents atall. We all know's what the situation is like here in Nigeria, so we'r dealin with it!

BL: NICE WRITE UP, BUT I THINK IT'S STRICTLY FOR THE RICH FOLKS. ONCE AGAIN, NICE WRITE UP!!!

ifyalways:
Nkan mbe was one of my favorite TV programs though i hardly believe some of the stories.

Ify

U hardly believe som of the stories ke? what about the woman that gave birth to a tortise that @Cute500 talked about, do u also doubt it?. . My sister don't doubt it o, it's big time real! Tell u what, since u might doubt @Cute story, then no need of me sharin one of the episode that i watched b'cos, u can NEVER believe it. If i even tell u about it, i'll send u a mobile # that u'll call to confirm if it's true or not (som1 that we washed it together) !

I would have loved to share another story (Not Nkan Nbe) with @all, buh since some may not also believe me, i will just use it as an advice to all the ladies. N also to the men b'cos, it might be of useful when your wife is pregnant.

If u know that your mum is not in good terms with her (your mum's) sister, PLS, PLS n PLS, don't eat whatever food she prepares when YOU, yourself is pregnant and have been admitted to Hospital, when your mum is not around!
I know it's not all aunt's that can be that 'EVIL', and i know it's so hard for you to believe that your aunt can do such Evil to you, buh pls take this my candid advice as 1 of those lessons that we learn everyday in life b'cos, this world that we'r livin today is unpredictable!

NOTE: It's not a hearsay, buh expirience !!!

Take @Akinolasam's thread for example: "MAN BUTCHER'S SISTER'S SON".

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I agree with u!

1) My mum
2) My Grand ma
3) My wife to be
4) Two of my lovely sisters
5) Two of my unborn daughters (they'r went for an holiday on the other side of life, n will be back in 730 days time)
6) Then others. . .

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Akemivo:
[color=#7d2252]I remember when Matthew Ashimolowo mentioned this in a preaching. He said he was born left-handed and at a young age he was forced to use his right rather than his left. He said this can cause headaches and body pains due to changing how the brain normally functions.

Exactly my sister!

Myself for example. If u force me in doin something that i don't wish to do, it's certain that i'll have Headache later!

Abrantie:
Londoner, your mama! Reading all these stories on Nairaland alone can cause anyone to commit suicide. Your Nigeria is a failed state. So you mean all those postcard-resque pictures of buildings in Lagos are surrounded by the Garden of Eden? You are a typical Nigerian, so full of yourselves. WHY ARE SO MANY NIGERIANS IN GHANA IF NIGERIA IS SO MUCH BETTER?

Ghana man

Even citizens of the well developed countries do go to other country's for better life! Are you now sayin that Ghanian citizen's are not in Nigeria? Are there no American ilegal imigrant in Ghana and NGR? Is America not well developed enough for them to leave America and decide to come down to Ghana/NGR for greener pastures? FYI, thousands of Indians and Chinese citizens are down here in NGR. Is their countries not well developed enough for them to live in? China is emergin to b'com the world power, are they not the highest ilegal imigrant in the world?

Two countries that enters eachother without pasport are here makin 15pages of "MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS" !!!

High Chief

If such statement can be uttered by som1 that claim's to be civilized, den what do we xpect from the non-civilized?

If u check on the 'Ra-ras' now, maybe she's also plannin to marry an ugly Nigerian that she wished to be the Terrorist.

Ooh!. . N'wam nor 'Obodo Oyibo' !!!

Be a Rich guy or average rich, Have a Car or leg-edes-benz, Have a duplex or one room, Live in abroad or in Nigeria, Dress cultural or coperate, Tall or short (by choice)

What matters in all is your 'FIRST IMPRESSION'

Mind u, 'FIRST CUT' is d deepest!!!

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U dey mind am?

chuqudy:
This is a point of correction. Man to woman love making is not a sin when the two are wedded. However, all premarial sexual acts and infidelity are all sins. Condeming homosexual acts and suporting fornication is like most white people condemning child abuse but supporting abortion. That is mere stupidity. However, I do not believe the story of this asylum seeker because, there are a lot of gay men living comfortably in Nigeria.

My broda,

I know dat man & woman s3x is not a sin after marraige, buh i'm just usin an example of it in terms of relationship!

NL is now a site wia any1 can just sign in, 'spit out shyt' n leave.
If a whyte gurl (Celebrity) goes Unclad. n later get's married, dey'll call it 'modern day swagger' 
Buh if a Nigeria gurl is in-search of a partner on NL/FB etc n later got married, dey'll call her a 'LovePeddler'

N dis r dsame peeps dat would end up marryin a gurl dat will make dia lyf n dia marraige miserable n unbearable!

Re: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend

Den go n get pregnant for another gurl's boyfriend!

Pennywise:
My advice? Be the best LovePeddler you can for your husband. Dont be a wise girl anymore.

Penny wise, your 'Username' sound's familar. . .

How r my 2 b sure dat 'YOUR MOM' was not d 1st 'ASHAWO' dat i patronised (back den) wen i was stil a player?

(Just a question pls, No offence)

GAY or not, make una leave d guy make him be abeg, ahn ahn. . .?
Accordin to d bible, Man to man s3x is what = SIN. Woman to woman s3x is what = SIN. Man to Woman s3x is what = SIN. so y r we all up dis guy for good GOD sake? who amongst us all wey no lyk wetin dey under skirt? Y not do what d bible told us (by stayin away from sin completely), instead of drinkin panadol for another person's headache wen u'r stil sufferin from malaria?. . . .WHY CHASE A RAT WHEN YOUR HOUSE IN ON FIRE?

D fact dat i hate Homosexual with 'GREAT' passion, buh i can't call for an end to it b'cos dey, demselfs choose to be lyk dat!

I'm dedicatin dis to mum, n to all d mothers out dia!

I never taught dat all d mother's v gone thru d most worst punishment on earth until i Xpirienced som hours of d suffer-ness dey go thru for nine months!

One faithful sunday afternoon while i was at home havin a good rest, my friends came to visit me n we decided to go out to a far joint (wia dey sale Nkwobi, Isi Ewu, palm wine, etc) n have a good tym. To cut d long story short, d title of what i ate n drank dat day was "WHO SEND U?". I ate n drank into pecies dat i couldn't inhale very well (cos no space in my tommy welcom no ga-damn breath), n i can't even raise my hand up talkless of standin up n go home. (mind u, i was not drunk atall, just overdozed with Nkwobi, Isi Ewu, Palmie etc) I was so fukkin weak dat, even if i'm being robbed at dat spot, i won't even have d strenght to move my eyelashes, not to talk of havin d strenght to move my hands to catch d robber. We came with car (we wia four in #) buh we went home with taxi (each) b'cos every1 want's to have a good balance in d car. So from dat day, i started wonderin. . ."NA DIS KYN SUFFER-NESS WOMEN DEY GO THRU FOR NINE MONTHS?"

I LOVE U MUM, MY LOVE FOR U IS INFINTY!!!

May d almighty GOD keep guardin n protectin all the mothers out dia dat have gone thru HELL, lot's sufferins just to bring us into dis world n made us what we r today. N for doz of us dat dia mum's r stil alyve, let's not forget to thank God for his marvelous works. for doz of us dat has lost dia mums, i sympathise with y'all, n i wish we can share mine if u don't mind. Dia's love in sharin! PEACE BE TO US ALL N OUR MUMS!!!

nanny o:
i rather remain single, marriage no be by force

Keep dreamin of 'Tiger Wood'.

Obo Boco:
whats your problem with blue blood, its not my fault that am a blue blood
( hate the game, not the player)
in your next life, am sure you would want to be a blue blood.
(btw) i see you know your history thats why you know the state am from. thumbs up.
i want to know, why can't you stand blue blood,
you know we are the coolest people you can have as friends.

1) - I have no ga-damn probs with blue bloods, tell u what? i would even lyk to have a friend from d blue bloods b'cos, it'll help me in memory of 1 of 'em dat i cared for so much back in d days. she's not my gf buh i helped her so fukkin much. she was stayin with her relation back den in lag, n she's not treated fairly n not happy with d way she's being treated, so i sympathised with her n cared for som of her minor needs n also make her feel at home, b'cos we live in dsame compound! (Even as im typin right now, tears drops down my eyes cos i don't know if she's feelin good n healthy wherever she mayb). I believe wherever she mayb right now, she'll always miss n talk good of me to her friends b'cos, GOD, himself know's how much i helped her.
2) - Honestly speakin gurl, I don't hate d game nor d player (n wil never hate it b'cos, it's part of lyf. who am i to hate what nature brings?) It's just dat i don't think i can play in dsame league with dem b'cos, dia league is far above mine (accordin to doz dat has played in blue blood league)!
3) - Be a blue blood in my next lyf? Uhmmm. . .well, whatever, if nature say's so. (so long as d name stil remains Ranoscky)!
4) - Uhm. . well, i guess daz how i was created. Buh somhow, i can't tell b'cos, i haven't jel on so many blue bloods.
5) - YOU'r ABSOLUTELY RIGHT (Xpirienced from d gurl i initially talked about)!!! Dat was y i said earlier dat i would stil lyk to have a blue blood as a friend in reminise of my former blue blood friend!

Who n who dey search for gurls on NL? . . .Day dreamin!!!

Almost all d gurls hia r married, som engaged, som in a relationship. N d remainin single sisters r playin hard to get!

Feelin kinda lyk. . ."Is NL truely a place/site wia i can get my patner/betterhalf?"

Never knowin dat dia betterhalf/partner myt stil be doz one's dat dey rain abuses on eachother all d tym!

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Who made dat dirty statement dat u replied? Dat person need's to be stoned to death!