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Nickymezor:
We knw dat already OP... Any way tnx fr d reminder

When love start to shack you, you forget say you know am o!

nonjebose:
Seven signs indeed! Next time, it will be 10 signs that shows he does not love you.

Oga, oya create your own make we see!

Stephandeswardt:
Why would the Man dump you when there is free sex, steady cooking and so on......he will manage you while he is shopping for the replacement

I don't think she has realized that fact.

Ejefash:
Ejefash::true talk my brother,

Correct guy!

siegfried99:
You were saying?

Nnemuka has started again!

blaquemyc:
thanks for stating the fuc-king obvious

Thanks man!

doskie:
im currently doing this but shes not giving up. infact im thinking she has boasted too much to her friends that she just cant imagine im quitting. she's even started sounding hostile in her text messages like "I dunno the kind of person you are". ive lied everything I know how to lie. I said I travelled. ive said im broke. ive said Im in police station for hitting somebody with car. ive said I mistakenly burnt my boss house. ive said im going abroad. yet shes still calling. now im thinking of telling her Im married with 6 kids in my village.

Guy, u too funny abeg. Which one be 6 children for village na?

mosho2good:
expired do u mean ware produc5

since wen did human turn waste products

'Expired' in this context, means not needed or useful anymore.

Joyce28:
Mtchwee....

Have you recently expired?

ireneony:
What a funny topic expire kwa

HRich:
Girls should start looking for real guys rather than waiting to be expired in his hands

What looks real to one woman might not look real to another. The man you feel is unreal could be real to another woman.

azeecoboy:
at the Bolded above tho

That was a mistake bro. It doesn't mean you should capitalize on that! Nobody is above typographical errors.

bestads:
Expect a counter post from the women now

We are waiting...

HateU2:
I dey speak spanish b4 ni

Use English! That's the common language on NL. Don't think everyone is from the same village as you!

mordtonia:
Thanks.

Madam, who u dey thank? Me?

Lalasticlala...rocktation, na wa o!

HateU2:
Laye


Rapmoney, ko jo

Oya, in English!

HateU2:
Na dem sabi

Another man's food is another man's poison.

Deh dor do you before, abi?

Olukokosir:
I hate love stories

How is this a story, dude?

AdmiralDru:
I go through them if bored sometimes.
#SupportNowOrFamzLater

Hmm! Really?

Michellla:
your headline tho "how to know you've EXPIRED in the life of a guy"

Na so o sister!

AdmiralDru:
I hate love topics.

Then move to Food Section!

Gone are the days when romantic affairs are usually ended with one person calling it quit through saying it directly, face to face, that the affair has ended or through a message sent to the other person. These days, people embark on what I call a 'silent withdrawal'. As a guy that I am, I perfectly understand the antics that are normally used by guys when they consider a romantic affair to be an 'expired product' that is no longer desired. Below are clear signs ladies should watch out for so that they don't end up wasting their time still thinking that every thing would become normal again some day

1) He becomes too busy: When a guy loves you and he is into you, no amount of work load can prevent him from having quality time with you; except he doesn't reside in the same town as you. When a guy becomes too busy to share quality time with you, just know that it could be possible that you have expired in his life! You need to re-evaluate your stand, gurl!!!

2) He hardly call like he used to: When a guy doesn't call you as he used to, you have probably expired in his life! The fact is that his precious air time has been re-directed to another person who his heart desires. You need to dust your ass and move on, gurl! I know it's painful!

3) He wouldn't allow you to meet his family members as promised: If he has promised to take you to his parents and other family members previously but now unwilling to do that, it is a very clear sign that you have expired in his life! He must have switched gears and changed plans. The truth is that he doesn't consider you worthy to be introduced as a wife-to-be!

4) He becomes less generous with his money: No reasonable guy wants to continue investing in the life of someone he doesn't want to share the future with. Guys normally think it is a waste of resources taking care of the needs of a lady who they are not into. If he has been generous with his cash but now, you can't even get a torn 10 Naira note from him, even when you can clearly see that he's financially stable, you should start buckling your shoes to leave!!!

5) He always avoids meeting you: When a guy starts avoiding you, you might have expired! Whenever you say you are coming over, there's always one excuse you would get why you won't meet him at home. If you ask him to come over to your place, that's when he becomes too busy or 'not in town'

6) He doesn't mind taking calls from random girls in your presence: Haven't you read the hand-writing on the wall? Has he been like this in the past? He's indirectly telling you that your feeling or opinion doesn't matter anymore!

7) He doesn't take you out anymore: Yes! He doesn't do that because he doesn't want people to see the both of you together. The more they see both of you together, the more it seems like every thing is working.

Now, I know ladies are very quick to make statements like 'He doesn't even know what he wants'. Let me tell you today; that statement is absolutely wrong! That a guy doesn't cherish you anymore doesn't mean he doesn't know what he wants. He knows what he wants but the fact is that what he wants cannot be seen in you after thorough consideration. It is cannot be your fault too as a lady. If he doesn't desire you, there somebody out there that does so stop wasting your time and move on with your life!

Happy Sunday to all!!!

Oxenomy:
Party of confusion.. I worked with this governor when he was at Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission.

Who asked you?

Brymo:
rule no 1
don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

You have been using too many monikers! See the comment above you

donbenedict:
Lwkmd! After na so dem go dey yab oda people for nairaland.

Shuo! donbenedict, na u holy pass?

It is so funny and 'stylishly painful' when you experience an emotional disappointment, which could have been caused by romantic flaw by you! ...especially, in a campus setting where there are so many young adults around, ready to laugh at your ass as soon as you eff-up!!!

Mine: During my first year, I met this pretty luscious girl from Enugu State. Every thing about her physical appearance was enticing to me so I decided to 'register' my signature with her romantically. For good two weeks, she was constantly giving me the 'green light' through the way she acted seductively towards me whenever we met in the faculty I told my guys that I would soon get her down as they hailed me seriously by chanting "Baba Kay, Baba Kay!!!"

On that fateful Friday I will never forget in a hurry, I started planning my strategy; I planned to go to her lodge because I knew her room mate would not be aroud; she usually travelled every weekend to see her folks.

At 7:30 pm, I zoomed off to Suncity Hostel after bathing myself with a sweat-smelling cologne! When I got there, I met her cooking. She complained of not having any animal (meat or fish) in the food and as a Warri boy, in order not to fall my hand, I offered the last 500 Naira with me (inagine, my last card o! ) to settle the matter.

When it was 10 pm, she looked at me and asked: "Kay, ain't you going back to your hostel?" I told her that I wouldn't be able to go back at that time because my area wasn't safe at night. She didn't object. That was when I pinched myself to know whether I was dreaming because to me, I would soon ride on cloud nine!!!

As she went to take her bath, I stared lustfully at her body as if it was the source of my oxygen...my eyes popped out from their sockets!

When she came out, I was already putting on just boxers, shaking my legs rapidly, like Papa Melike after taking some glasses of ogogoro. I was waiting for her so that she would join me on the bed for my hands to get employed once more.

Surprisingly, after putting on her night gown, she told me to switch off the light when I'm ready to sleep; that she's going to her neighbours room to sleep!!! Before I could say a word, she was already out!

I slept all alone in the house of my crush while she slept elsewhere in the same building! My pee pee refused to go down; feeling angry like its owner! I couldn't sleep as I stared angrily at the ceiling. What do I tell my guys?

That night, it was as if the VC should just refund my tuition fee so that I would run way! I woke up very early the next day before anyone and disappeared with shame! After that, we no come dey too close again. When I told my guys, they laughed at me so hard!

Abeg, share your own jaare!

BastardOmenkata:
IPOOP illiterates won't be happy

Have u been able to pass ur WAEC? I heard u have Literature-In-English next Monday. Don't forget that u need to study Government very well...u know u failed it last year!!!

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
This is what a lot of people fail to understand, if the fundamental reason for marriage is financial security, then, why marry at all, when you can just get a well paid companion to act the part; rapmoney you fail to grasp the fact, that in capitalism, the poor and the masses are an integral identity of the economy, except you want more than half of the worlds population, which is by every definition "POOR", to not marry and endanger our continuity as a species, then I think marriage should be best left as Mans natural way of life devoid of evolutionistic dogmas.

Oga, u sef still fail to understand? I didn't say you must be rich but you should be, at least, comfortable! What's the essence of getting married when you can't cater for your family? You should come to terms with reality bro. Having kids is not all that matters. What matters is the quality of life you want those kids to live. Today is different from the days of our parents!

Lovelynature:
oh yes bro, you are right. Don't mind those arguing the clear fact in your write-up. Cyber belief doesn't determine what happens in the real world.

It takes one to be a realist in order to understand certain situations in life!

Julietcutie:
op take 30litres of fuel ⛽

Hmm! I receive it with open hands!