₦airaland Forum

UncleJudax:
Hahaha. Your last sentence got me...rolling on tha floor.

Oga you never see anything!

cokacoola:
Still repping #WARRI!!

JealousPrince:
me i nor know any guy wey der answer dat name ooo

How can u say u don't know the Otota of Nairaland? You must be new here or something!

charlisco:
CONFIRM-TRUE TALK MY BROS

Guy ur mind dey there!

rollindollar:
'join' as how

Shey u say u nor be warfi guy na?

Lalasticlala, rocktation!

firstEVA:
You are on point

Hmmm...sure you know!

JealousPrince:
All true... Team wafi guy

Area, I hail you o! Where my guy, Alkarulezz na?

panachuku:
she be tell me say na ordinary toaster o. Na my laptop she be dey use chat with d guy on FB. One day out of boredom i hack her FB using ur email and her phone password. Naso d tin open. I see all dem chat i wan die . dude dey fuk her other hole join while she no even gree gimme common BJ cos its bad yet she dey giv d guy bj nd an al. I laf when i read d chat where she dey complain say he stingy dude be like am building my house in warri at d moment

Chai! Na words the dude give ur babe!!!

Durentt:
6) They beat up any son of a biitch who nears their bae

Guy, when did you turn female? Lol! They don't beat women o!

Cutehector:
lol notn diff frm runs girls and d regular girlfrnd...

No be so na! Na so u be? There's a big difference my guy

panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o

Guy, u never see! E be like say u loose-guard for the guy!

Cutehector:
lol as in eh.... Dey b like, na fvck u wan fvck abi? Na smalls, jst press me 3k.

Na runs girls u meet!

Cutehector:
Warri girls be like



Go straight to d point.....

Guy, e be like say deh dor do you before o!

rollindollar:
i no b warri guy

Guy, that one join!

nickkylawve:
Warfi guys

Seems you have met some?

donholy28:
lol *falls from pawpaw tree

Donholy

afesimicaleb:
E legit.

E be like say u be original Area o!

Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night!

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!

Happy Sunday folks!

Op, why can't you guys be creative for once? Is this not tosyne2much's thread that made front page? You nor get work abeg!!!

Airforce1:
Thank you so much for showing me love and support.
You're such a darling

I got your reply to my mail and I promise to call you later tonight.

Tha flower below is for you.. from the bottom of my heart.

Madt love.

Airforce!
God's gift to the world.

I Thought you were sensible enough to avoid such unnecessary 'show off' on social media but I was wrong! I will only act as a brother, my guy Don't fall for traps by trolls! I thought you should be more concerned with your music career but it seems your 'career' is now a thing of joke and mockery!!! Be serious!

Lalasticlala, abeg move this topic to front page make our Nigerian babes see how far love could go!

Na so our babes dey kiss us when we dey go fight Warri war in 1999!!! Abeg, na joke I dey o! Make una nor tell Gov Okowa o!

ALKARULEZZ:
Copy and Paste..

This topic made FP days ago

Rapmoney come see thief eh

Oniovo how far na? Nor mind dem! Deh nor go dey creative for once; na to dey copy other pipo work. Deh be orue!!!

ALKARULEZZ:
AREA! Na blood e dey.. I dey feel ona, e nor easy..

Warri nor dey kari last, ona wan make me kari last for this thread o.. Well, at all at all na winch.. ma stil drop make e for nor loss

Cut Chain - Angry (e.g. Bob! My chenkel cut chain follow me wen she observe dat text o)

If at all - At least (e.g. Bros, if at all make H drop na)

Skull dey peel - Very hungry (e.g. Guy, ur pot get joy? My skull dey peel o)

Head burn - Broke (e.g. Efe, my head burn o..)

I dey observe my period - I'm broke (e.g. Ejiro, no levo for d now, I dey observe my period steady)

Old boy - Dad (e.g. Rukevwe, your old man dey coast?)

Sist - Sister (e.g. Sist, make dem bless me with green na)

Taban - Spoilt (e.g. Bob! Dis banga soup don taban)

Gbege - Chaos (e.g. Guy! nor dull o.. Na gbege before settlement win am o)

Coast - House (e.g. Oniovu, ma shuk head for my coast na)

Remove - Leave (e.g. Okoh! I lyk remove abeg)

Press - Chill (e.g. Goodboiyy, make dem forget sky for ur boy pocket make e take press na)

Mukite - Novice/Fool (e.g. Freemanan na mukite abeg)

Legbere - Weak (e.g. Free dat guy, na proper legbere)

Income - endowed (e.g. O bob! See as Onome back and front income anyhow)

Nack teeth - Argue (e.g. Onuwaje, nor too nack teeth with rapmoney eh.. D guy teeth to complete)

Your teeth complete - You are mouthed/relevant (e.g. Tonyebarcanista teeth complete unto political marras)

Show me love - Give me (e.g. fratermathy, make dem show me love with sky na..based on based)

Based - Acknowledgement (e.g. Bros, ma near u na.. Based on who u be)

Gbaga - to leave hurriedly (Guy, men gbaga anyhow when gbege surface Angle 90 na)

Day don old abeg.. Ma jur press am here, cos if dem free me ehn, I go use one hand clap based on who I be for Alaka..

Abeg make ona fire down.. na we way o! no falling of hand, na mind, nor be size if na lie ask dem 4 area


AREA!!

Area, I hail you! Deh say if fish dor too tay for river, deh go call am juju!!!

Rotimi Ameachi's confirmation as a Federal Minister makes mockery of the governments so-called war against corruption. It stinks.

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byrron:
Lots of half bakies in here will still justify why they have been found so unworthy both in learning and in character.

They have been doing that since time immemorial!!!

TruthisOut:
If you cannot argue reasonably or accept divergent views, then you are half-baked! Everyone must not accept your view of half-bake (they sound silly to me if you must know!)

I don't give a crap whether they sound pleasant or silly to you if you must know!!!

Donpressman:
Number 4 is so dumb. Same reason I feel the Op is half baked too. We mechanical engineers should slap confused and lazy people like the Op that mechanical engineering is not all about automobiles. Am one and I hate automotive option like mad. I prefer design, refrigeration and PPC

If u are thoroughly checked, it would be discovered that you are even worse than a half-baked graduate!

herrdeustch:
For you to include item 3. and 4. in your list, you are a half-baked graduate!

You are worse than a half-baked graduate! Orue!!!

Ramos16:
Most of what you say a plain rubbish... what you have said simply means you have not passed through a Nigerian university, or you are a first or second year student.

I am going to scrutinize each one of your points to show you how they fail woefully

Point Number:

1) PART OF SPEECH: If I ask you how many part of speech you know and use consciously, I bet it won't be more than 3, Noun, Pronoun and maybe verbs..... This is a very useless point, can you remember how to solve quadratic equations using Completing the Square problem, or calculate the distance and time between two points on the globe using Longitude and Latitude as ref? If you can't solve it without consulting a book or the internet, then you also are halved baked cos you have been doing maths since kindergarten

2) READING: I do not think there is no graduate that "can't" read more than two pages... If they find it stressful its a whole different thing, but to say they can't because of the level of education.. well, if at all it will apply to like 0.0000000000000000001% of the graduate population.

3) and 4) MECHANICAL ENGINEERING & ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING: This is plain stupid, the fact that you can't understand that number 3 and 4 belong to the same category and should be treated as one number is dumb of you, plus this point should not apply to only those two, it should go as far as the whole possible courses offered in the university. Your lack of understanding of what goes on in the Engineering faculty can be pardoned if you are not an Engineer. Engineering goes far beyond Fixing light bulbs or fixing your own car, what do you expect of an Mech Engineer who specialized in Thermodynamics or Air Conditioning (PS: for those who don't know Air conditioning does not imply just to that your home appliance), or an Electrical Engineer who specialized in Telecommunication or Computer, I studies Electrical and Specialized in Telecoms.

If you are to make that a point, you should talk about things that are really related to that persons course, like an Electrical Engineer not being to analyze and build a circuit or a Mechanical Engineer not being able to develop a prototype for an Engineer, things are related to the actual/specific thing they have studied, I am not saying that a Nigerian graduate should know all these, because in the University in Nigeria, nobody trains you that way, so you can't blame them.

This point applies to Computer Scientist who can't write a simple program, or medical doctors who can't perform surgery, these things take time, and it is after graduation that you are expected to develop the skills..

5) Inability to Teach Others Mtchewww, Don't you have lecturers that can't teach, do you think everybody was built to teach?

6) Confidence : Confidence is a whole different skills, it is not learnt in school, it is virtue of the way an individual is brought up, its psychology.. so no point here

7) Cant' Read and Write: This point is the same as number 2)

Can's User MS Word: I don't know why this is a point, but I can't argue with you on this, but trust me anybody is excused if they can't use MS Word, you think say na everybody get money like your father to afford a computer?

9) Discussing in Beer Parlours: Firstly I totally love beer parlours, secondly, I believe there are cultist who are first class graduates and lecturers seff, its low of them to keep on discussing of such things, but it does not mean they are half baked.

10) Watching Porn and Chatting with girls: I do not see how the Blackberry or Iphone strengthen this argument, so I removed them, about watching porn, well I can be the CEO of Shell and watch porn and also chat with random girls, nobody grows beyond chatting with new girls.

There is no need arguing with you! First, your post is filled with silly grammatical errors!!! Again, your post has no weight because it is dumb! In fact, you just proved yourself to be worse than a half-baked graduate and an ignoramus!!! Go and learn something useful before you quote me! Orue!!!

Jollyjoy:
just talk say u no no am.

Shuo! Na competition? Deh go give award or prize?

medoyin:
If you're a political science graduate and you don't know the name of your state governor.

International Relations graduate who is not aware of the present location of Mr President.

Etc

...or a Pol Sci graduate who doesn't know the system of government Nigeria is practising!!!

Lalasticlala, Richiez, olawalebabs, Fynestboi, this thread suppose don near front page na! We never try?