₦airaland Forum

ALKARULEZZ:
Shuu! Na u get my space-booking spirit?

Make I leave u because of say u be real Urhobo boy!

Beesluv:
Hmmm, true

Sure, you know

Mikocake:
op your mind dey there...im a first hand witness...this dude would vow for her babe but not knowing the babe is servicing with herself with a school crush...while he is away preparing for their better tomorrow in another state.

Distant relationship is an ill wind; the experience is not worth it.

ALKARULEZZ:
G

Guy, na so you be? What's is 'G'?

sojax2cool:
On point

Thanks.

Have you ever dipped your fingers in a pot of Melon Soup (Egusi) without heating or getting it refrigerated? The next day, be sure that your soup will become sour!!! This is possibly what could become of your relationship and emotional feelings when 'distance' is involved, especially, when this 'distance' is not handled with enough maturity!

I personally think it is basically foolish trying to maintain distant relationships when the two persons involve do no wish to get married or are not ready to settle down as husband and wife within the shortest possible time! If your girlfriend lives in Uyo and you live in Akure, the burden and regular emotional pains that distant relationships bring could be better tamed if both of you would be tying the knot as soon as possible. On the other hand, in a situation where both of you are still confused on the future of the relationship or there are no serious plans for marriage on ground, you could both be deceiving yourselves while living in constant emotional torture!!!

'Love', no matter how fake it is, grows when the persons that are involved are physically present with each other to ignite the ingredients of romance in the relationship. When romance leaves through the door in a relationship, affection, care and attention are definitely going to leave through the windows! 'Love' would become a mirage and relationship would be recklessly abandoned and forgotten!

As partners, doing things together such as going to the cinema, shopping, strolling and holding hands in the park, watching movies together at home, cracking jokes and seeing the smiles on the faces of each other go a long way in boosting romance . On the contrary, these things are not present in distant affairs! Relationship needs physical body contact, if truth be told. That's the easiest way to reduce unnecessary tension, jealousy, accusations and counter-accusations, constant cheating and lying and all other funny things that go along with distant affairs!!!

In this world that we live in, where materialism and sex are fast becoming the foundations of most relationships, you should sincerely think about it...whether the one you romantically call 'your love' is fervently sincere with you too . I mean, phone calls and chats are just so boring and useless without physical contact!!!

I am not a misogynist and has never been but experiences and observations have clearly shown that ladies cheat more in distant relationships because they are more prone to romantic pressures from other men; some may be carried away by materialism and the pressure to have sex!!! This explains why you may be in Warri, happy that you have a loving girlfriend that lives in Lagos, not knowing that one sharp banker with slick tongue and posh car is banging her in and out! In no time, her care and attention for you would decrease; she would call and text lesser and discussions on phone would become so boring! You should know it is almost coming to an end! . If you don't have any plans of getting married soonest, don't waste your time on distant affairs! I would even suggest you use the money you spend on regular, boring and long phone calls on online betting because you cold be wasting your resources on a girl someone else is 'eating'

Distant relationship is full of pains, lies, emotional trauma, unnecessary troubles, jealousy and fear all occassioned by lack of physical presence!

delectablegyal:
Who brought education to nigeria sef?

Na wa oh.

Why did you bring this issue here? I tire for you!!!

onila:
any moment from now, I will be getting married

even if I lose it some few moments before I get married

what matters is
I didn't have too many dicks before I settled down

my brothers and sisters
it wasn't an easy journey

my strict lifestyle
the turning down of guys
the lonileness

it was definitely worth it at the end

the day, I lose my virginity
I will tell everyone my story

love you all, my Nairaland family
so grateful that ya all were part of this wonderful journey

Are you out of your mind? Which journey were we part of? Nairaland has no knowledge of your 'journey'!!!

sirxbit:
do we stl have gud churches 2day?i mean churches dat dnt preach on prosperity and poverty

Am even confused on that! Can't say if we still have!!!

sirxbit:
Even in d church...

Yes o! Na so dem be!

This surely a national disgrace! The other day in Warri, I saw two ushers in one of the pentecostal churches exchanging punches in broad day-light at a popular junction!!!

Lalasticlala...pls do the needful!

By Chinenyeh Ozor
A faction of Assemblies of God Church has been dragged to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, by the Assistant General Superintendent, accusing the factional General Superintendent and six others of alleged fraudulent conversion of funds running into billions of naira.

•File photo: Show of shame… Security men battle to break up a fracas involving factional members of the Assembles of God church.

The Assistant General Superintendent, Rev. Ramsey Ogagaoghene in a petition addressed to the EFCC noted that the factional General Superintendent, Rev. Dr. Chidi Okoroafor and six others allegedly embezzled over N100 billion belonging to the church, adding that Rev. Okoroafor was the Assistant General Superintendent until March, 2014 when he could not account for funds of the church and formed a parallel group that threw the church into crisis.

On account of the petition dated September, 2015 submitted to the Commission by Mr. Eli Ugwu, counsel to the petitioner and four others, the group urged the Commission to investigate the alleged fraudulent conversion of money and embezzlement of funds belonging to the church by Rev. Okoroafor and his cohorts as they approved money for projects without due process of the church, and allegedly executed such projects by themselves.
Petition

The petition read in part: “On behalf of the Assistant General Superintendent, Rev. Ramsey Ogagaoghene, Bright Arukwe, Clement Esochaghi, Oliver Udensi and Sunday Palma for and on behalf of pastors and other concerned members of the church, we claim that Rev. Vincent Alaje, Rev. Femi Adegoke, Mr. Dickson Ukpai, Mr. Michael Ugbor, Elder Mike Okoro and Tony Ewelike engaged in illegal and unauthorized business without the approval of the General Suprintendent.

“Alaje unilaterally spent about N115 million belonging to the church, personally negotiated and concluded payments for three plots of lands and has started developing the plots without the consent and authority of the General Superintendent and other officers of the church.

“Alaje was fond of commandeering the money of the church, approving same by himself, and authorized payments without the consent of the General Superintendent. This was evidenced by his requisition of 5/4/2013 for the sum of N1.5 million which he tagged, ‘Trip to Ibadan with family.’ The unilateral stashing of fund was after the church magnanimously approved N2 million for him”

The petition further indicted Alaje of illegally collecting N28.5 million as staff investment premium without any authorization, which according to the report, was against the general council accounts procedures. The petition further noted that the same amount was deposited into an account with Diamond Bank.

Rev Ogagaoghene in the petition also prayed EFCC to question Mr. Tony Ewelike on the N1.4 billion Assemblies of God Ministers Benefit Scheme, AGMBS, which he was unable to account for. The petition further pointed out that Rev. Femi Adegoke,, the former media director of the church should also be investigated for allegedly defrauding the church of over N50 milliion.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/assemblies-of-god-church-drags-factional-group-to-efcc-over-embezzlement/

NewNigeriaMind:
I noticed recently that my females friends share the same desire for something in bed. The all want to take the cum in their mouths.

Note I have nothing against it, I am just wondering why the sudden demands for the cum on the face and in the mouth.

This is talking from experience and from sample of over 4 ladies

So I need answer from experienced ladies in the house, why do you all want it?

At your age? Don't you have something better to do?

whales88:
Hey you! Yes you @op, I will jst go straight to d point. I feel uve been hurt severally, dts y u are hating on guys. Because some real niggaz dt are high on baby okwu, orijin, alomo, pakurumo and d rest av beat ur loose pussy up severally, U r hating! Hey common, had niggaz will continue to beat ur loose pussy up until u enter menopause, and if u give me chance, am gonna beat it up too ah ah ah aha aha . Shout out to the real niggaz out dere.

It is the extreme foolishness exhibited constantly on Nairaland by little boys like you that gave the Op the opportunity to post what she posted! When will you do away with this childish mentality? If I may ask, who are the 'real niggaz' in here that you are giving shout out to? Are they not the same childish ones like you? You guys should just stop messing up the image of the male folks on Romance and the entire Nairaland! My thoughts...

yvelch:



Visit konga.com and search for "yvelch" .....brace yourself cos our store has really hot foreign cloths for u

Na here u wan sell ur market?

thexzy:
Seun, Lalasticlala please justify this post....is it in line or out of line?

Tatafo! Who send you?

This Africa sef don spoil!

Seems Uganda is a fun place to party for ratchets like me. While performing at a club Amnesia in Kampala last week, Amooti called an almost naked lady on stage and offered her a 'roll in the hay' that night as the crowd watched.

According to Eyewitnesses, Amooti was performing his jokes and one involved sleeping on top of a woman.
The unclad lady was identified as Susan Taaka, but that’s none of our business.
Anyway apparently is not the first time Amooti is doing such crazy things. See Pictures Below:

http://tiwasblog.co/2015/11/photos-ugandan-comedian-sleep-on-unclad-woman-as-audience-watch/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Postcron.com

deewhone:
Salamander

Na lie!

allytinted:
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hmmm......idodo oro. Some after celebrating d wedding, few months later d marital life colapse.

A couple in Warri sold their gold wedding ring just to keep up!

kelvyn7:
Yeah, agree with u

That's why you find out that many plan for the wedding but not for life after it!

kelvyn7:
because marriage is not cheap

Cheap? People celebrate weddings in Nigeria; not marital life!

pet4ril:
Many things has changed and that's why you see many people cohabiting nowadays because of the high cost of marriage but anyhow sha, what doing is what doing well

A time will come when ladies will be indiscriminately impregnated just to start a family without a dime paid! It is already happening in most southern communities in Nigeria!

Marriage, they say, is the 'legal' union between a man and a woman. The term, 'legal' in this definition means that it is accepted or supported according to the common customs and traditions of the people and backed by the constitution of the land.

It is pitiful that the Nigerian society has been so monetized and materialized to the extent where this 'legal' institution is now seen as a business venture...or to say, a financial contract where a young man should belt himself up very well before embarking on.

I don't think marriage should even be seen among the lists of things or events a young man saves up for! If marriage has not been 'bastardized' and monetized in Nigeria, why do young men save up cash as if they are getting prepared to acquire a land, car or house? What stops a young man from paying the agreed bride price to the girl's family if they both love each other? I mean, must every one in the entire community be involved in the unnecessary merry-making that goes with this new type of 'business venture'? Why can't those resources be saved for business that can grow and give the unborn children an everlasting joy in life?

We Nigerians know how to copy the evils of the white people quickly but we are very slow to copy the reasonable aspects of their way of life . In other climes, friends and families come together to observe light merriment and after that, the young man is allowd to retire to his house with his new bride. Not in Nigeria!!! If such happens, people would murmur for weeks on how 'poor' and 'quiet' the marriage is!

A young man graduates, struggles to get a job; if he finally gets one, it might just be sufficient to take care of his immediate needs! Coupled with this, he would have to save to get an apartment, buy a car and at the same time, save for marriage! . As a man, you must also live up to the upkeep of the family or else, the 'contract' becomes shaky and breaks!!!

This is the main reason why male life expectancy in Nigeria is shamefully low!!!

Oya, where those small boys wey think say Nigerian marriage na beans? Dem dey 'propose' to imaginary babes for another man thread!

Sunexy:
Whr are NL single ladies??....am ready 2 put a ring dere o

Guy, u sure say u dor hustle enough? Abi u feel say marriage na for mouth?

bobjerry08:
guy u better do ur findings well religious studies student are not borin .d dept itself is lively especially unibadan maybe nah ur sch den b like graveyard and to cap it all we r achievers. pls do ur findings well before posting anytin °°no b by force to post on nairaland naw if u no get beta tin to say

I have seen it that you are a student of Religious Studies. Good luck to you! . All the same, post better thing make we read na!!!

tpiander:
let it go!

you are way out of your element, must you be flogged mercilessly before it sinks in?

Troll alert!!!

During my sojourn in the Ivory Tower, I was able to figure out that some departments didn't just host lively students and activities. News hardly came from such departments and it seemed these departments were not part of the university community! After visiting some Nigerian higher institutions of learning in recent times, I discovered that the 'boring' phenomenon still exists. Below are some of the departments :

1) Department of Religious Studies: often times when I walked passed this department to my faculty, I couldn't help but wondered whether it is a grave yard since the whole place would be so quiet. The students are not usually much too and they always have this facial expressions of 'Na wa...na me dey study this one'...'Abeg, I don tire for life sef'...'Na make e no be like say we no go school' . You hardly hear any campus news from this department too! I wonder what graduates from this department do because I haven't seen any of the religious studies graduate during my time yet!!!

2) Department of Agricultural Science: The value or importance of agriculture in Nigeria cannot be over-emphasized but the way most Nigerian students see this course has made it to become such a boring department that most students on campus look down on with dismay! Most guys who find themselves in this department/faculty, sometimes, feel inferior to approach babes in departments/faculties such as Law and Medicine because they always erroneously think that the babe would look down on them! . Na Agric Faculty dey always carry last for my university faculty football championship competition! . That inferiority mentality still dey affect them!

3) Department of Philosophy: Another boring department! I once thought of students in this department having a quiet room where they sit and reason for hours as part of their semester exams!!! . I told a friend and he almost laughed his head off! . Na for this dept dem go tell you say the spirit of God dey everything, so you fit address a cup as God! It's such a quiet department.

4) Department of Secretarial Studies: I don't think most of the secretaries in many establishments studied this course to work as a secretary. This department is hardly known and heard of on campus. It is mostly patronised by a handful of rural girls from neighbouring communities who dress like Mary-Amaka!

5) Department of Geography/Regional Planning and Urban Development: Another boring department! I don't think they ever held any event such as departmental/award night till I left school! It is a nice course but boring department in most Nigerian schools!

In essence, I think it is the mentality of the Nigerian society that has 'inferiorized' (I wonder if such word exist in English) these departments and the students under them.

You can add yours!

Playwhizard:
i dn 4get c ur head like oshiomole head

You nko? You do face like sour okro soup!!!

Playwhizard:
Mine are mama peace and Allison madueke

What's the purpose of this thread? You knew very well that this trash would not be tolerated in the 'Politics section' that's why you rushed to Romance...there are lots of unserious folks here!!!

Why should they prepare for war? Has any bomb exploded in any of the South-Eastern states?

I support the complete annihilation of this faceless group called Boko but that doesn't mean you should call Anambrarians to war!