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SkinnyDude:
who doesn't know what commercial bank is? come up with another thing

For your information, there are people who do not know!

abumeinben:
Dear Rapmoney,

Kindly be aware that your points of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering are totally wrong!

You do not study those course to change engine oil or "common" lamp holder. It's a task anyone can lay their hands on. That sounds to me like "you study telecom Engineering but can't fix a broken phone"

But you're half baked Engineering grad if you don't know anything about safety. Let's start here.

Okay. Thanks for that!

jhydebaba:
you that you are full - baked will write my speech for crumbs


# money, power and position sure pass.

People like you take Nigeria back!

Nicur:
@op you that is "full-baked graduate", look at your No2 and correct yourself!! Meanwhile there is nothing like a "half-baked graduate" it's a wrong use of English words!!

That's a typographical error! Half-baked first appeared in quote! Didn't you see that in the topic? It is a Nigerian parlance so don't act as if you live in Ireland!!!

oluwanoni:
@op your write up includes errors...please do the needful before calling others half-baked.

Point out the errors before you conclude!

porrigeyam:
Like seriously fa
U go see graduate that knows nothing about technology, even his/her phone is as useless just for fancy.... In fact if I begin talk page go full... But school matters sometimes imagine a university with over 3k computer science students but only 30 computers are functional so u see the problem

One who is serious can develop himself/herself. People still go to war even when they know humans die in war!

kulboy:
Judging from the OP's writeup, Nigeria has lots of half-baked graduates. I would not join the "I weep for this country" that some folks keep chanting up and down as if it's some of mantra . Nigeria has no space for sympathy/sympathizers rather we should try in our own little way to develop what we have left of Nigeria so that there would be better days ahead for our little ones and the next generation in order to enable them produce "Better Graduates". God bless the Federal republic of Nigeria .

When you see a spade, call it a spade! Don't say it's that instrument used in digging the soil in gardens!!!

Jollyjoy:
tell me d meaning

This not Forum Games sisi! There's a section for that

Jollyjoy:
u wen go school can u tell me d meaning

Who bring the word come? No be u?

Jollyjoy:
You are a half baked graduate if you dnt knw hw to manage your resources well....


You no go school at all if you credit all your courses yet cant tell the meaning of atricoloticacaculos

I swear, that's funny!

BrightEye:
I strongly agree with that no. 4....
I remember some years back, a graduate of elect\elect called me to his home, he needed me to complete the installation of a ceiling fan he bought, assembled, and hanged on the hook......he couldnt connect it to the power correctly. I was disappointed to see the way he was trying to connect it: he joined life and neutral of the fan chord together and inserted it into a terminal...... Even an office man knows that is a wrong connection.

NOTE : I was a freed apprentice of electrical works.

It is so annoying my brother. Anyway, may God bless ur hustle!

ALKARULEZZ:
lol.. no levo here bros.. U wey strong men for d street dey look up to both online and offline.. Ma digwe ghee u before men forget bottle for my head based on who u be..


I hail u bros!

You be real Area! You get mouth! Who say ur water nor go boil, e own nor go hot Carry go!

jhydebaba:
Half-bake or average-bake, na money sure pass.

Even madam ministerial nominee go still become minister though she missed a line in the national plegde on national tv.

Typical 'I don't care' mentality of a half-bakie in the making! Oya, carry go!

ALKARULEZZ:
You are a half-baked graduate if you think this thread won't make FP

Chai! The Ovie of Urhobo on Nairaland! Mavo?

yungest:
dunno....seen d characters

E mean say u go work very hard! After all, deh nor tie una placenta together!

lagmostkuit:
Yels oh!

I rep Imo!

Truly, you are daughter of the soil

yungest:
OK sir...I will tell my HOD all dis

You mean your HOD has the half-bakie tendencies on you?

lagmostkuit:
Hehehehehee

Your signature...you must be that Ibo babe from Abia or Imo!

lagmostkuit:
•You are a half-baked graduate if u can't balance an account as an accountancy graduate!

•You are a half-baked graduate if u don't know what a commercial bank is and u're a banking/finance graduate!

Hiohiohio!!! They are many o!

pet4ril:
Hmmmmm, ucheche don suffer I swear

Shuo! Who be Uchechi na?

The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.

It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! :

1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!

2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like!

3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!

4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!

5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!

6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'

7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing

8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?

9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!

10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!

Peace! One love!!!

This babe is a good tool for the vaseline crew guys

Elosky20:
those days in skul was one of the bullies then.so there was this girl i was eyeing but there was a guy she loves more.so on this particular day i cornered both of them on a bush path while going home so told the guy to start running but he refused, so we started fighting o next thing i saw my self on the floor recieving blows o, only for the girl in question to assume the role of a ref. i saw hell that day, to make matters worse he called the girl to come and feed me with sand and grass. i have to leave skul to save my face


CC:
lalasticlala

It will look as if the ground should just open and swallow u!

GlassDr:
wow

Everyone is just dropping monosyllabic comments. Why?

Ways You Can Use To Remove Stretch Marks From Your Body In 2 Weeks

1. Cucumbers

Cucumbers are various nutrients and skin lightening compounds that lighten the stretch marks. It provides a lot of moisture that leads to growth of new cells that repair the cracked skin. Take the smaller cucumber and cut in into slices. Now take one slice and rub it slowly over the stretch marks for 5 minutes. Now take a new slice and cover your marks with it. Let it stay for 15 minutes, till then have some rest. Now remove the cucumber slice and wash your cracked skin with warm water. Cucumber helps to relax our skin cells and following this method daily will lighten your stretch marks quickly.

2. Avocado

Avocado is a great source for folic acid. Folic acid is widely used in stretch marks removal creams and is very good in healing damaged and cracked skin. Avocado also provides a lot of moisture to skin, hence extracts of avocado are widely used in moisturizing creams. To prepare a natural stretch marks removal cream make a paste of avocado. Now apply it to skin and let it rest for 20 minutes. Now remove it using warm water. Follow this technique daily to get rid of stretch marks naturally. This will not only heal the skin but also make it soft and more flexible. You can add some lemon drops to avocado paste for getting better and more effective results.

3. Aloe vera Gel

Aloe vera gel is rich in anti oxidants, moisture, vitamins and has powerful healing properties that help to treat stretch marks, wrinkles and various other skin problems. Since it is antiseptic , it can also be used to heal burns, rashes and cuts. Due to its nutritional skin benefits, it is widely used in skin care products. Apply aloevera gel to your stretch marks and let it dry for 15 minutes. This therapy will soothe your stretch marks and make skin soft and beautiful. Antioxidants in this gel repairs skin cells and stimulates the generation of new skin that quickly removes stretch marks. Buy a stretch mark removal cream will aloevera extracts if you are not comfortable with the natural methods.

4. Potato

Potato contains starch, vitamins, minerals and skin lighting enzymes which makes it one of the best remedy for removing stretch marks. Potato speeds up the process of production of new skin cells that fill the cracks in skin. Crush one potato and extract its juice or cut in into big slices. Apply the juice or gently rub slice to your effected skin. I recommend you to apply the juice and cover it with cotton. Let it remain for fifteen minutes and then rinse it. Allow the skin to absorb the nutrients from potato so that it speeds up the process of healing stretch marks.

5. Honey and Lemon

Honey and lemon juice treatment is also very effective to get rid of stretch marks. While honey is full of sugar and moisture, lemon contains vitamin C and citric acid that lighten the skin marks. Vitamin C also builds collagen in body that repairs and lightens the dark spots and stretch marks. Add few drops of lemon juice to honey and cover your cracked skin with it. Give time to skin so that it absorbs complete moisture, vitamin C and other compounds. Follow this process daily and within weeks your stretch marks will start fading.

6. Natural Oils

Natural oils like coconut oil, almond oil, olive oil contains vitamin E and lots of anti oxidants that helps to deal with various skin problems including stretch marks. Massage any one of these oils to your marks daily for 10 minutes. After massage let the oil stay on skin for more 15 minutes and then wash it using cold water. Giving more time will soothe your skin problem and repair your cracked skin fast. For better and quick results mix aloevera gel to one of the natural oil, apply it to skin and leave it overnight.

7. Egg Treatment

Egg is rich in omega 3 fatty acids, proteins, vitamins and minerals that help to get rid of wrinkles and stretch marks. Apply the egg white to your skin, let ot dry and wash it after 10 minutes. This remedy is helpful for healing stretch marks easily.

8.Milk Cream

Milk cream is the great source for many vitamins and minerals that helps to nourish our skin cells. Apply the milk cream directly to your skin, leave it for 30 minutes. Giving more time will help the milk cream to erase your stretch marks rapidly. Follow this method daily and within one month you will get positive results and your stretch marks will be less visible.

9. Orange Juice

Orange juice is rich in vitamin C that works best for treating stretch marks and lightening skin tone. Mix little turmeric and olive oil to orange juice and rub it over your stretch marks two rimes a day. Follow this technique to fade your stretch marks quickly.

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TheMainMan:
damn!.. So many things to tell..

Share yours.

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=39313595][/quote]Na wa o! Was this learned or installed?

Haba! Una nor go mixed schools?

Elosky20:
folow

Share yours

Sorry, if you did not attend a mixed secondary school... The fact is that you missed a lot!!! . I attended a mixed secondary school with lots of lively boys and girls and you know what? Secondary school romance is one thing you look back at and smile! . You just smile at your 'innocent childishness' but what could you have done then? Life is in stages and one must attain different stages and outgrow them later.

I remember these with nostalgia!!!

1) I wrote a love letter to a girl in JSS2 and I was in JSS3. I never knew she was a 'mama's pet' and she started crying! She reported the matter to the principal who was never in good terms with me and I was asked to carry hollow block in front of the entire students during morning assembly! I couldn't raise my head to walk uprightly in the school premises for one week. See shame!!! Even my younger sister tell me say I f-up die!!!

2) In SS2, a new babe was admitted to my class. She was damn pretty and every guy wanted to be her friend! In order to play a sharp Warfi guy, I started 'escorting' her home everyday from school to be 'closer than others'. I even shun other babes for her sake and in the end, her dad was transfered to another state, so she left...she didn't spend up to a term! Those babes who I 'relegated' ganged up with some bad belle guys and they started calling me 'Escortoyor' (guy wey dey escort babe only)!!! It took the grace of Baba God before that name was erased!

Abeg, you can share yours!

Happy weekend to all!!!

Let's keep the fun rolling...!!!

Cutehector:
Wait rapmoney u take ur mouth take sing dis song?

...and what? Sure I did! What's ur take?

Fynestboi:
Tagged: airmark.


List of NAIRALAND UPCOMING ARTISTE

joery6,
Chinchilla,
rapmoney,
airforce1,
kelvingaz,
OasisofRefuge,
umbo,
Jimmyking,
Kechikenneth,
monimekaz,
hizzy,
Teeboy22,
Cpiano.








Let have you on the list, if you are an artist signify and your name will be add to the list. I love you all.




Say amen to this na all of una go “blow"

Yeah, amen! Nice one there...I will be back shortly