₦airaland Forum

Praisoft14:
The secrets are:
1. Am a virgin.
2. I cannot give birth again.
3. Am not the true child of my dad, my mum got
preganated by another man.
Keep these three things to yourself.

Why did you limit what a lady should not tell her friend to these ones you listed? In essence, don't ever you tell a woman a secret!!! Something you don't want anyone to hear!

@Op, so what's the difference between a woman wrapper and a woman worshipper?

I dey for Warri dey watch from Oneki beer parlour

I am very sure that marriage entails that one should be financially and emotionally mature before one embarks on this 'mission' I don't think some one who just graduated from school would be financially and emotionally mature enough to withstand the responsibilities that go with marriage, especially in a country that has an economy like Nigeria. Marriage nor be the same thing as co-habiting in school o! Papa Lotanna!!!

Nice thread, wristwatch! U dey try I swear

No mata how nyash make yanga reach, leg must still first am enter house . Meaning: You cannot outshine someone with more importance than you in an organisation

Skinnyguys.com


Where is that guy called SkinnyDude?

Come and see ur brother

Skinnyguys.com


Where is that guy called SkinnyDude?

Comw and see ur brother

wristwatch:
Baba, Long time o!

My guy, how ur side na? Na for Warf City nai we for dey do the jollification o!

winnieberry:
Well as for me,here are d'guys i have a crush on:ronald4lif,wristwatch,rapmoney,naijaboiy and orijin101,dont ask me my reasons oh

Hmmmm...thanks

CountDracula:
can't I say igbos again? Do I need a reason to?

U are a compound fool!

heheheheheheheh

Otikpitikpi Muhammadu Dullard Buhari from Daura!!!

AlfaSeltzer:
a long time ago and gulder and big stout has erased any such memory of lessons I may have learnt

Lol!

I never knew Buhari is such a dullard from Daura until I read that trash!

AlfaSeltzer:
Nigeria has been functioning without ministers fro 2 weeks now
Makes you wonder: what really is their use?

Did u take Government in high school? If u did, did u pass the subject?

Taking wet weed during rainy season leads to mental instability!

yang:
Really dumb dumb is fast becoming a National Joke. The slowpoke of a president has overtaken the frontpage and the id-iot photographing him while he is reading a Newspaper should help us and get a photo of him washing his anus with a kettle of water after toilet.

That's the trash we have been seeing!

Tecnonews24:
I guess they are getting the change they voted for. is pity we have to endure this for the next four years. I Am done crying. maybe I will join Ruben Abati in London . because I can't face duara dullard anymore.

Most foot soldiers will come up soon with new monikers

buzquet:
How can buhari hit d ground running almost immediately, wen he is surrounded by polithiefcian n greedy niggas? I belive PMB is tryn to cut thr influence short in his administration. Remember, u must proper planing n good foundation for anybody to built a strong mansion. In buhari, I put my hope for good governance n beta Nigeria!!!!!

Ok. I wish u success!

ionsman:
My guy, truth is bitter. You are ignorantly f00ling yourself. ...Heed my advice. .Bless!

What advice? Slavery advice?

ionsman:
You have every right to express your opinion quite alright, but, ask yourself this question.
Do I have to sound stupid when I voice my opinion? Take care.

Empty!

koladebrainiac:
Trash

U need the help of Ben Carson to work on those grey matters

jantofubu:
saTANoids are expecting miracles after their lord crippled the country's economy.. Mtseeew
why are these sobriquets been mentioned?
Lalasticlala
Temitemi Barcanista
Dearpreye
ECOTERROR
so that they can back ur gibberish up? Lol... U guys must wake frm ur slumber nd acknowlege d fact dat pmb wil rule us atleast 4 nxt 4 yrs.. U can cry him a river.. Who cares


quote nd loose ur balls

My balls are still in intact! Wake up from ur slumber!!!

agarawu23:
this is total bullshit.

rapmoney you fall my hand.

don't worry, buhari will get you a job to kill your time soon

Young fellow, this is not Romance section! I expressed myself like any other Nigerian citizen! I am a citizen of this damn country by BIRTH and not by naturalization!!! So, I should enjoy my fundamental rights!

Beesluv:
Hmmm

Hmmm!

With the numerous socio-economic problems our dear country, Nigeria is saddled with, I thought that by this time, the present administration would have hit the ground running. It is so sad and unfortunate that the reverse has been the case.

It seems the only thing we see on social media and news these days, since the 'certificateless' man assumed office is selfies, selfies and loads of crappy worthless news...'Buhari Laughing Hard In A Jet'...'Buhari Poses Like Tom Hanks In Berlin'...'Buhari And Osinbajo In French Suits'...'Buhari And Osinbajo Eating Okro Soup'...and so goes the list of rubbish!!! Gush! I mean, what on earth are his foot soldiers thinking? If this man was the 'messiah' as he has been wrongly painted, why can't they (foot soldiers) feed us with good news of governance that are worthy of commendation other than these trash and craps we see everyday? A man that has a long way to travel must wake up early, so said our elders

If Buhari was voted in because of his 'tall figure' and 'nice' postures in photos, I think Tonto Dike would have made a better alternative or option to occupy the number one seat in Aso Rock!!! She does it better any time and any day!

Some of Buhari's self-acclaimed generals and field marshalls on this forum have been living under the false idea that the regime just started; that the administration is still very young and that there is still enough time to do the needfuls! Hmmm? I can imagine how shameful they would look when they realize that this man called Muhammadu lacks the intelligence and capacity to make concrete developmental plans after one year in office. So shameful they will be when they find out that the so-called messiah fails to implement his numerous campaign promises within 365 days Then, all the 'Buhari Poses Like Tom Hanks' and 'Buhari Eating Ewedu' would have disappeared!!! Same people who are his praise-singers here, would for the sake of shame, move to other social media sites to vent their 'already-too late-anger' on the incompetent 'messiah' from Daura!!!

It is true what they say...a country deserves the type of leaders she gets!

We, from the Area Boys University, will be watching!!!

CC:
Lalasticlala
Temitemi
Barcanista
Dearpreye
ECOTERROR

The worst thing that could happen to a man...joblessness!!!

Everyday, one annoying news or another!!! By the way, who owns this BreakingTimes?