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Deapexboy:
Back then...

One of the TP student was about to write on blackboard she was puting on tyt dress and pencil skirt...i was seating on d front roll dat day, we d bad niggas eyes focus on her backside...unlucky to her she askd me to give her duster. I brought the duster instead of handing it over to her i drop it on the floor cus i knw she won't b able to bend down due to wat she is wearing,and if she try bending she will endup messing up herself( d pencil skirt fit tear)..immdiately i drop d duster i zoom off to my seat..(all dis while she was busy turning d pages of her note) time to collect duster she no fit bend down...WE LAFF HER,shame catch her.......she vex comote from class


SS3 we flog hell out one junior student d guy pretending like say em don faint,guys no send we open sachet KLIN(detergent) pour for him mounth....d way d guy take run standup from ground....like usan bolt

If say the guy kpuf, na wetin una for do? Lol @ the TP student sha

portaableg:
I'm fond of using my bumbum to spell my name if am asked my name.

I don't get it How did u do that?

Sarimah:
they want make I bite their ear commot?

Chai! I dey fear u o! This one na anoda level

iwriterng:
1. Stole water from the house master quarters.

2. Collected food on behalf of the house master but never delivered the food to his quarters.

3. Stole fried fish from the school kitchen (the entire school suffered this, because they ate without fish in the afternoon)

4. Set trap for house master, such that when he enters the hostel, planks from my bunk will eventually fall on his head.

5. Lied to the principal that my parents are not in Nigeria, so they can't really suspend me because I have no where to go.

6. Used mobile phone even though it was prohibited.

7. Roam around girls hostel late in the night, in search to garri and milk.

8. Switching off the light by removing 'cut-out' during social night on Saturday.

I had my crew, we did most of this crime together, I was just the brain box. Am a changed man though.

My guy, laff wan finish me here U too funny, I swear!

Sarimah:
I danced round my hostel throwing stones at people

Why deh nor tie u against tree?

AndreRose:
You school for Enugu?

No. Why did u ask?

VIPERVENOM:
Admiring my chemistry teacher's ass

e don tay wey u spoil...nor be today

0b1nna:
Lol @ fat okada man.
Taking other peoples not tearing off the last page, recopying it and covering the back page b4 submitting it for marking. *All these were done in minutes while the notemarking excercise was done in the classroom, one after the other.

Omo, u too na bad guy

kheart:
Booked

Okay. You have to create another thread to reply me...why should I vote APC? Who are the members of APC? Aggrieved members of PDP who ran to another party. They are just bunch of disappointment!!!

onyioge:
3 &7

Are u sure? U sure say u nor partake in no. 8 ?

Taiwo20:
whats chock?

Never mind. She wanted to type 'chalk'.

thaoriginator:
Somewhat

Chai!!! Na wa for u o!

gracile:
.

Don't u have shame?

menix:
My school supplies our textbook, fee included in our skool fee.
SS3 1st term: Got info of som notorious boiz making real cash frm going to collect books lik Ababio, Nelkon, oxford dict. Nd loads of oda expensive books frm d store nd leaves no record.

Been d Lord of my own platoon of boiz we went into d store on six diff. Days collected as much as we could carry nd this same office is manned by 3 naval personnels buh boiz were not smiling then..

Mile 2 bridge then was were we had book colonies, nd d igbo boiz kept encouraging us until d mkt was saturated..

Wen yawa gas Navy authorities stormed dat mkt buh as per being ontop our game only som greedy ones frm d oda group paid d price of explusion...

SS3 2nd term I did not pay any skool fee cous d skool were owing mii..

E dor tay wen u spoil o!

thaoriginator:
O boy when I was in jss3 some bad as friend convince me and we went to a place called school 2 where boys go to smoke weed.. Meanwhile I've forming drug baron in school that I smoke anything smoke-able but all na lie o, I only manage to smoke white london.. O boy na so dis bad types go bring igboh come o, so climb on a tree, one of them rolled up and pass me as I collected it with confidence and started blazing like a veteran.. We finished smoking and everybody climb down the tree but I was left up there.. The tree that is not even up to 10ft all of a sudden turned burj khalifa in my eyes I couldn't get down I started crying for help and they all kept laughing.. At last one of em had to help me down.. We go to school and I couldn't do anything but sleep the whole day before I wake up boys don enter my locker o finish all my foods stuff na boarding school hundry waya me for the whole week I no fit cry I just look like mumu.

Really crazy! ; hope u didn't continue with weed smoking?

YNeme3E:
ya well okk, my worst act was replacing my name with that of my class prefect, in the noise makers list, and he was actually the one that wrote it, lol, he was flogged 3 strokes, hhaa, became enemies since..

U get luck

SMALLPENIS:
See as dem book space

Who? You? Okay, you!

rheether:
Nah..

Ok. Good.

YNeme3E:
Lol,, well I wasn't mischievous in school then,,. Just a cool, calm dude..

Still, u must have done crazy stuff back then. It doesn't have everything to do with being mischievous

rheether:
I smoked white chock to piece.

U be badt girl. Hope you don't smoke cigarette or the 'elder brother' now?

Mine: When I was in SS1, I refused to cut grass as a punishment for cracking a nutty joke that 'scattered' the entire classroom during Government class. Before then, Mr Coker had given me the caning of my life! The school authority requested that my dad come to school with me and I know say if palee hear the matter, kasala go burst! I cunningly invited one fat okada man as my dad...all na arrangee The guy man gave me one dirty slap in the principal's office to make the whole thing look real. I nor fit forget that slap in a hurry. I got my way sha...but the slap ehhn, nor be here!

Share yours too.

Akkord4gov:
Hmmm,let me think

Ok. U be philosopher

Jibola10:
water finishes @ time nd d jostle to bath dat early morning is high, so I just brush nd wash my face

I understand sha...getting water in some camps can be stressful; especially, in the north, east, middle-belt

Jibola10:
my reason was after d morning parade u will still sweat nd get unclean so I bath after d morning parade.

But there's no harm in bathing before and after the parade as far as there's availability of water

Jibola10:
3 & 5

Some gurls do no. 5 constantly. Na deodorant dey use head carry everything

Spicylate:
3 and 7.

I know ladies are mostly guilty of 7

Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...

1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart

2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.

3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush

4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.

5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.

6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen

7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.

'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.

9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d (the kporists know demselves)

10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami

Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!

Quote1:
No more CDS

Someone please help me confirm if this woman has gotten hers.

You nor well

gozmann1:
GBAM

frank317:
Mistake no be small...let's count:

1. Lucifer and his angels ganged up him( their makeroo) in heaven. He vexed and sent them away.

2. Adam and Eve disappoint him, he vexed and sent them out of the garden.

3. Sodom and gomora started acting like some software had malfunctioned, he vexed and sent down rainy fire.

4. Tower of babel was being built by his creations, perhaps he didn't know what the people he created was capable of, well, he vexed and scattered their language.

5. Again soft ware malfunctioned with Noah generation, he vexed and sent down rain

6. He decides to come and Fuuuccckk one of his virgin creations so that he can be born and so that his creations can sacrifice him to him, still sin continues like a plague....

I think he gave up and concentrated on some other smaller planets. No wonder his so called people are left to fight d devil alone.

Lol...sometimes, I just wonder how God would create earth and then, have no control over evil

chigoizie7:
1. I don't own a car yet.
2. Still haven't got a car
3. 2k for 500MB? Damn it, I get 4.5gig for 2.5k mtn,2gig for. 1.5k airtel.
4. I ddnt read that one.
5. Who does grocery shopping down here? Aboki shop still. dey nah.

Bottom line? I don't get d point bro,is dis for low income earners or high income earners?

For everyone that wants to make a meaning out of life.

kilmix:
Rapmoney,

The title of the thread Is supposed to be "how to be stingy and economising.

Learn bro! Learn!!!