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emusmith, God? How many discuss God?

This misswanted is a scam! The person behind that monicker is a male and the person knows himself.

tosyne2much:
Chaiiiiiiii, why am I just getting to see this ?

OP, may God you ooooooo.. Make me sef join ur ministry by adding to what you and ronald4lif's comment

The formers

They claim there are many ladies stalking them but they've got no time for babes

The bleepers

They claim to get a lady bleeped is the easiest thing for them

The Working class
When you drop your comment, they are like, pls go get a job

The matured ones
When you drop your comment, they are like, pls how old are you ?

DaGC:
#Nostalgia

Just the right word

Enegod:
[color=grey]The BIGGEST MISTAKE is doing a lot of things IN THE BEGINNING to get the girl then once you get her, you stop doing what attracted her to you in the first place.
Then once her behavior changes or she seems to be acting weird, the guy starts
scratching his head wondering what HER problem is.

Getting a woman isn't like fishing. When you go fishing, you use bait. Well, once you catch the fish, you NO LONGER NEED the bait.

In dating, you CAN'T do that. Whatever you used in the beginning to get the relationship started needs to be used to MAINTAIN the relationship. If not, the women will "feel" like something is
missing, she'll feel that something is "different", but won't know what it is, and
that "missing feeling" will either make her lose interest or cheat..[/color]

Nice one bro

hatbricker:
hmmmm 5 i guess

Ok, now I know where u are driving at.

hatbricker:
lol, which category u fall into?

My guy, I no fall into any category o!

Freiburger:
Oh yes, I still do it sometimes. Why not?

I go call u Julius Aghahowa

Freiburger:
7. Attracted to places where there are deposits of sawdust...Gymnastics

Oboy, so u throw backy too? Acrobatic display

Genea:
I cooked stew with clay and green leaves in a tomato tin as pot
I played rubber games and dis plastic balls( always d goal keeper)
mummy and daddy tinx
hide and seek
drove d plastic wheels
expert at kite making and bicycle hire
meeeeeehn I miss dose days

I dey tell u...sweet memories!

elantraceey:
na i wasn't , i was just a girl who is always around guys even till date.

Hmmm...I like that

@hatbricker...for ur mind o, u dor make analysis

elantraceey:
My mum shouted to extent that she got tired , nor be my eye i take stop when e give me one big injury wey the scar still dey my leg

So were you a tomboy while growing up?

elantraceey:
and the injuries during car race

And parents would warn their kids not to make boris cars because the injury nor be here

elantraceey:
I made wooden cars with boris or tin tomatoes tyres with stick steering die


Most of my childhood friends were guys so don't be surprised

Chai!!! This babe u dor remind me of dat one o! I can't forget the fun we had with boris car!

I didn't actually know where to create this thread so I decided to do that in the general section. Gone are the days when we played with certain things! Those could be said to be our toys; children of nowadays...the indomie generation won't understand some of the stuffs am going to mention below because they never saw them nor do they know how enjoyable they were for us back then as kids. If are familiar with any of them, e mean say u sef dor old too o! They are surely memorable! Here I go:

1) Kite: If u play this play, e mean say u dor take style old. Kids these days can't even make a kite. Back then we used to fly kites made with papers, broomsticks or bamboo and we used 'eba' as our gum hehehehe. We did send messages to our kites by making a hole in a small piece of paper and fixing it to the rope. The paper would go up up up.

2) Wooden gun: during Xmas periods, we make wooden guns. Tie pipe to it with tubes from car tyres and put heads of match sticks inside the pipe. It produces a deafening sound! Some people dig ground and pour hot lead from car batteries into the spoon shaped hole till it becomes solid. We would make a hole on it and put the heads of match sticks, fix a nail in the hole and hit on the wall! The noise na helele! We used to call it 'agadagbo' .

3) Otori: I don't even know if this one has an English name but I just know it as 'Otori'. One person is meant to chase a group of people, usually in a rough environment, filled with blocks, broken woods, chairs and other stuffs. If the person catches any of the group of people, that person caught would do the chasing. Warri, I know say una know this one well well

4) Driving/Riding wheels: This is another memorable stuff we did as kids. The wheels we rode were usually gotten from the plastic cover of small paint containers; some kids also got theirs from the bottom of those ancient metal buckets that are used to get water from the well. The spoke that is used to drive the wheels are gotten from old iron hangers Na fun doz days if ur papa send u message and u get wheels . Fondest memories sha! Na so u go dey speed for road. Before spit go dry, u dor come back.

4) Hiring of bicycles: We used to hire bicycles back then. From one street end to the other na one naira I can't easily forget what my dad did to me when I was in Jss 2. Mr Agubata, our neighbour reported me to my dad that he saw me along the road during school hours riding bicycle! That night was hell for me. Mortal Kombat dey learn sef

5) Mopo: I don't know what other kids like me growing up then called it, but we in the south, Old Bendel State dey call am 'mopo'. How deh dey play am? A person is meant to 'call' by trying to hit others with a small ball as they try to escape. Whoever the ball touches would be expected to 'call'.

6) Koto or Okoso: Back then, we used small snails' shells to play. A hole would be dug in the ground and we would shape the snail shells so that they could roll inside the shallow hole called 'ugba'. If my own nack ur own comot, na e be say I dor chop am

Oya, my pipo wey know wetin I dey talk, make una add una own

Rapmoney aka Warri First Son.

I didn't actually know where to create this thread so decided to do that in the general section.

For the fact that I admire someone's character, some kids who have refused to grow up can't just stop fooling themselves. Who ever that's going to be hurt by my statement should start looking for a rope to hang himself. "I LOVE MIREXXX". Okay, haters, go hang yourselves!!!

Mmadukaku:
This is what you get when federal government repairs and maintain good roads. Accident everywhere due to overspeeding. Smh for the govt of jonathan.
RIP to the dead.

some people life tire me! If govt nor do roads, deh go complain. If govt do roads, deh go complain. Una own pass winsh!!!

wristwatch:
Lol they don't have too and besides mirexxx deserves dat and beyond becos she is an example of beauty and brain plus her gud character.

Beennkumar:
Dude,

What's your problem? Do you think she's unaware of the fact that she's fat? What exactly do you think you're doing? Trying to point out something that we don't see?

You really need to quit the childish attitude. If you think this is e-bullying, you'll have to think again. This is just childish and lame. I thought you had a "logical mind", or are you hoping to have it someday?

FYI, I checked your profile and I think the statement below describes how I felt, perfectly:

"She can always lose weight, but you're stuck with that ugly face forever."

Tandullceblog:
Wow, so cute. Do you guys know each other outside NL?

Gurl, u never can tell

ronald4lif:
OP how levels be na? You mah go smooth the job behind the scenes abi

I can see not only green light but rainbow light join

Good luck to that

Hmmm my guy. Which way na. I didn't do anything o!

Haters

alberto2k:
I just quoted u

If u got ballz... Bring ur game on!
Bastardo!

Colgate amigo

Just ignore him, please.

dahreyM:
Where is the poem?

...Right behind u!

alberto2k:
And why are u pained


Shey na cuz You chyke dem and dem no gree?

My guy, abeg tell am. Can't just understand why people are so rash because I dedicated a poem to someone whose style and way of thinking I admire

mirexxx:
lmao! planned work! lame fools thinking they can get to me!
ain't moved by shiii

Just ignore them sweerie.

I can't see the haterz...am in my Stevie Wonders mood

alberto2k:
That title originally belongs to my oga alone


And rapmoney - this is lovely, never knew warfians are this romantic till I saw this

Bro, thanks. I didn't bargain for the title. I was given

hifaif:
Weak and insincere poem. Whenever has she held you down like a Teddy bear? For how long have you known her that you hid from her for many years?

'Your path, I cannot help to (to or but?) thread with lucid fears'

You suck at poetry. Your diction is fhucked up. Imagery, nonexistent. Not a single brilliant description of her, just lies, lies and lies. Flat fhuck!!!!

#Operation#ignore#

@zick19
It should be a waste of time exchanging words with u. The best thing to do is to IGNORE Nobody can spoil my mood tonight