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Wonderlands:
KELECHI!!!! *covers mouth in shock* na you be dis? nor b u dey teach secondary skul student for seat of wisdom model skul wen u go chase ss2 girls come make dem gather u beat bfr big aunty cme sack u? chai!so na here ur life come end? na wa o. u don lean finish o. where mathias? na una b padi dat yr dey chase ss2 girls u get luck say u recover frm dat gang beating. mavins nearly beat u die sha wen yu go chase he small primary skul sister. u b olosho ryt frm tym now u dn carry am.cme.nairaland. wit dat ur small prick. u tink say we nr hear scores?

You must be high on something! Another inmate from Yaba left!!!

cutieberie1:
ANNOUNCEMENT..eng z hard o wat is SO PERSONS..
and i did not mention ur name too...lol

English prof! That was a typo and I have modified it. Now, just let me be. I have better things to attend to.

***modified***

cutieberie1:
lol...thumbs up o..u don finish d op with insults...z ok calm down...ignore sm peepz

Birds of a feather...I opened a reasonable thread without mentioning anybody's name. I just feel some persons are so pained because they are very guilty of the points I made. U must not comment! If you don't know what to type, just move to another thread!

abangaLEE:
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What's new about these facts? Most of us have read about these trash long ago! So save it for those with short memories, shouting 'sai Buhari' like Molue conductors

ehin:
:Pwater side hungry militant

Ok, I have heard you ma

@ehin...get a life! I can't and won't date you!

Nice one Op

DDeliverer:
Bros, who/what is klaro?

If u ask TerryG, e go tell u

thrizzle:
boss why create thread na.. you just dey fall persin hand

Leave the dude. He is high on monkey tail and klaro

I thought the op was a reasonable person until I saw this thread. My blood has gone cold for him...why u do like this?

MhisIjay:
I m gud

Ok, that's cool

@kevinberry...I see you

luigiajah:
This Really Cracked Me Up when I saw it..

Feel free to watch



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg0Pg-kSHxM#

Nigeria...a fool is born every minute

MhisIjay:
Really

Asaba babe, how far na?

Monicasque:
Hi i like yo thread a lot.bt it sounds as if u wer a little bit upset wen u wrote it.i dnt know if m wrong abt this. Anyway i just want to add dat an independent lady knows the pain of working hard for money so she values it. She wud never be a burden anyone bcoz just as she feels pain wen she has to throw money @ someone, she wud nt want to make someone else to go thru dat pain. Oopsy i think u already made this point.bt i just felt dat i shud add, coz its 1 million percent true.someone who does nt work for deir money might indeed find it easy to complain and beg for money, and shud the husband die, she bcomes a burden to her kids for life

Sister Monica, thanks for the compliments. I was not angry when I opened this thread; I was only sober. I wuld be a sin for me to date a girl that does nothing!

MhisIjay:
I m an independent lady

If truly u are, then its good...wait a minute! I don't trust

lefulefu:
omo u no hust pity her at all.u for tread sofry sofry na.see as u just throw dat heavy insult at her.no go let person pickin commit suicide ooo

I no insult am. I no even call her name o! Na she first insult me na

lefulefu:

Oga, ur laff na wicked one o! Did u see what she typed? She asked for it and got it!

IceSplash:
Miss independent

Are u sure? Nor be for mouth o!

ehin:
yes am broke

U see ur life? U are broke and u had the gut to type that rubbish u typed?

ohiadesign:
1, For all you learned drivers out there the most important rule you should ever learn & respect is GIVE WAY TO TRAFFIC ON YOUR LEFT!
this means if at a junction allow the driver on your LEFT to pass before you proceed, when you are speeding (as usual) towards the round about (i see you, all those lekki drivers) slow down and allow the drivers who are already in the roundabout coming from your LEFT to pass before you join the round about.

2, if your car gets faulty on the road please and please kindly push it off the major road to a side road or a bus stop access or any where less dangerous than the main road, because I will brush your awkward butt protruding in the air as you are bending down to fix the car in the middle of the road lane.

3, I thank all those learned drivers who use their indicators / signals when about to make a turn or stop but the key to this act is to start signaling at least 50m before you make that turn and not be speeding and suddenly break, quickly signal and turn off WTF! please stop. also if you want to change lanes and you are signalling please note your signal lights are behind and at the side of your car so ideally it's the driver behind you that can see them not the driver directly beside you or in front of you(ridiculous i know) so the driver behind you on the lane you want to enter will slow down for you (if they wish no be by force)

4, I know this is a hard one for some simpletons but I still insist if they are not speeding like a maniac and they respect the rule of giving way to drivers on their left then they can maintain the lane they entered the round about and exit it on the same lane and not be like a retard, drunkingly speeding to the round about from the 3rd slow lane to just zoom into the first fast lane in the roundabout and exit on the middle lane. its hilarious to watch from behind but not funny when you are the driver on the first lane in the round about and you see this maniac swerving so close to you because of the over powering centrifugal force, just stop it there are still lane lines in the round about stick to it!

5, finally i will not bother to comment on keke's, okadas and danfo drivers we all agree they are not normal people what I will comment last on is for learned drivers like ourselves to build the habit of using our signal lights always, I have alot on my mind to try and be guessing WTF you are doing on the road so make it easier for all and NO! you waving your palms through your wound up tinted (or not) glass side window is not signalling I don't want to strain my eyes to see if you are just gesticulating, waving at someone else or hand signaling just use your damn signal lights that is why they were put there, besides your cars looking way better than danfos so I expect those signal lights to be functioning. USE THEM!

(PS trafficator is not a real word check it up on your dictionary)

Thanks bro. Your post is very interesting and insightful!

Buy some bibles of skunk (SK) and watch how the money grows

100Cents:
Are you Tiwa Garbage ?

Nice rendition..

Lol...@Tiwa Garbage!

frank317:
What are you saying? The same reason why Yahweh destroyed the tower, according to you, is still what is happening now. If you think immorality has taken over... Wasn't it what Yahweh was preventing when he destroyed the tower? Your God is fund of acting without thinking and achieving nothing.

Let's look at your first five lines.

100 yrs ago virginity was a virtue, marriage lasted and men and women had balance in their relationship even though they worshipped idol. Now you can see that morality has nothing to do with your God.
Now do you also know that women walked around almost naked? The men didn't even think of r.aping them. But Christianity came with Yahweh's perverted teachings. It changed our mind and exposed us to the significance of unclothedness, something we used to over look. Christianity and Islam came and told us unclothedness is bad, hence we started objectifying women. Religious teachings corrupted our innocent mind. It told our women to cover up, making our men craving for something they never used to crave for. Something they used to see and over look suddenly became a scarce commodity because of Yahweh's interest in woman unclothedness and virginity.

I like ur post

@Op ur. Mates dey proudly show their statements of account with millions...see wetin u dey do for NL Go find job!

passionate88:
@ No. 4, they are many on NL, broke girls calling guys broke... Buncha greedy bastards

Very soon, they will be revealed

klassiquette:
Loving this thread ... Nice inspiration for some ladies out there

Thanks...peeps like u keep us going