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negrito:
Are just realising? I'm happy you have finally seen the light. Whereas it was the same you and some other guys that attacked me on NL when I opened a thread on Nigerian girls, their hungry nature and their low self esteem ish. But rather what did you do? You attacked me and even went as far as saying my profile pic wasn't me. Well I'm happy you've finally cone to your senses. Nothing good can come out of any relationship with any Nigerian girl. They are lazy, hungry, dirty, ex prostitutes, mannerless, uncultured and are future home breakers. Don't listen to anyone telling you that Nigerian girls are good. They are all lies. These girls are all thieves who go about looking for innocent guys to ruin their lives with their stupid demands and their wayward lifestyle. My advice to you is that if you're looking for true love, then go on a trip outside the shores of Nigeria. Europe, Asia, the middle east or anywhere besides Nigeria and Africa. You'll find true love in these area and when you do bring her home and marry her. You won't regret it. That's what I did and we are getting married soon. When you do thank me later.

If I disagreed with u, I don't think I attacked u because of this issue. It could be something else which we all had our diverse opinions on the thread.

Blackett:
Shut up!!

You said you are waiting for the day you'll see a woman in those fields. And you also said you have travelled blah blah states, so travel to lagos, see them, and most importantly, shut the fvck up!

Blocked brain! Can't you read? I didn't say that females don't do these in Nigeria, I said it is NOT COMMON because our young women are too lazy and proud to venture! Scum bag!!!

Blackett:
But I've seen a female taxi driver(in ikeja), a female keke driver(in ikeja), a female waste disposal bus driver(in ikeja), a female danfo driver(in mushin), a female brt conductor(in oshodi) and a female mechanic(in ikeja). Shame on you if after you claim you have traveled 18 states, you haven't met a female in any of those fields. . . You need to travel more it seems.

Everything I mentioned, was all in lagos. So stop yarning okpas. . .

Why did you lay emphasis on Lagos? Are you a tribalist? Anyone could have seen a female this or that, but for the fact that it is not common makes it clear that our young women are too proud to venture into them! If it was common, you wouldn't come here to tell us that you have seen a female this and that in Lagos!

After living in almost 18 states of Nigeria(place of birth, schooling and the nature of my job, all inclusive), I have had access to evaluate girls from different regions of the country through close interaction and experiences. I have come to understand that majority of our young women are just so lazy and proud! (Am saying sorry to anyone this post might offend) Some of the girls you see in brothels and hotels are graduates from Nigerian universities and polytechnics. They are too lazy and proud to engage in so many occupations young women in other regions of the world engage in.

In other parts of the world, we see female drivers, mechanics, female construction worker, female furniture maker, to mention but a few. In Nigeria, most of our young women are too proud to engage in the occupations I mentioned. Instead of being creative, they would rather sit their lazy asse.s down and wait for an unsuspecting young man to fall prey. Our mothers and grandmother planted and dug out big tubers of yams during their youthful years. Big yams! Yams as big as the heads of two wrestlers!!! Today, our young women,especially those in the cities can't even work in the farm or garden. Some have so much decorated their fingers with artificial nails to an extent where they can't even squeeze banga(palm nuts, akwu, nkwu) to make soup. Some won't even lift a pin if the need be. Their entire talent and creativity have been replaced with the urge to use se.x to make money! Some times when I see some babes studying a course such as Metallurgical Engineering or Quantity Survey, I just say 'WTF!!!' Their appearance...that of a runs girl! Their attitude to work with their hands...zero! Their plans towards what to do professionally when they graduate from school...whosai!!! Na rich guy as husband first. This has seriously destroyed the respect our girls are expected to earn.

Am waiting for the day I will see Folashade as a mechanic, Okiemute as a keke driver or Chinenye as crane operator?

**Open Discussion**
Rapmoney aka WFS

Op, u are daft! Is this not someone's work you copied? Why can't you guys be original and creative for once? The original thread made front page, but yours will never make front page! E go continue to remain for back page!

chimerase2:
Dnt be suprised all dis gals hyping dis gal doesn't have any wia to go dat day
Is either de don't hv boi friend or de ones de manage get no get shishi
Becos all dey do all day is to sit in der home typing rubbish abt going place on valentine

I am strongly apathetic to Valentine!!! I just hate the way peeps behave strangely on that day. Some foolish guys empty their bank accounts and become broke as from 15th! What a dump stuff to do!!! That day also happens to be a day when the highest number of infidelity will occur. Many girls who are known for insincerity will abandon their loving boyfriends and cling to some dudes who have few change to spend on shawarma, turkey laps and ice cream! Sometimes, I just wonder why some girls fall for cheap things like that U go open ur legs because of common food weh u go chop enter bele

Seriousbabe is really a sadguy

ronald4lif:


Okay.

I have a lots of people I admire in this forum, this romance section in particular is the baddest and to be honest I have found myself addicted to this place in the last four months, a great family to be with and a very educative platform. I swear down with my experience from here I ll be a pro when and if I ever found Juliet

I start with mizmycoli (I see her as the First Lady on here and like I always say reading her is a delight and I ll hope to be like her someday, vocabulary wise)

Mznelly (although I am a stalker but she finds my trouble at slightest opportunity, na me and her for this forum )

Tosyne2much (his writing skills is very spot on and even in the face of critics he's calm and collective, and doesn't stop him from compiling more threads - it pays his bills )

Naijaboiy ( I hope he doesn't pick on me on this sha, had a misunderstanding with him lately for what I know not about, but aside that this guy is sure the ladies man on here and you can identify his post with eyes closed, very intelligent and have a great sense of humour)

TrishaP (my first crush on here and the very first person I woman wrappered before she...her matter dey my table sha )

Softsparky (she's more than a friend, a sister from home state anambra and we relate very well)

Iceberylin (the most hilarious guy on here, his comments are brief but very deep, I miss his NL twin Chimerase)

Wunmi90 (he's my fam and we understand each other quite well, I hail Bruv)

Marieolae (beautiful, jovial, and a priceless jewel, just like her boyfriend she's got too much swagger)

Let me make it brief so it doesn't get boring reading. My other hommies are; amefrica, yemicoal, jmoore, mrsbreezy, cooljoe, elantracey, nneka123 (her name rings a bell as its same with my most loved niece), samflexxy, alberto2k, tallesty1, Mzztega, vickyyB, damseyl, sarimah (she took a leave sometime ago but she's back and highly welcome ) dechandel and her hubby Bennkumar want finish me last night(hmmm make I no talk too much sha )Ipledge, ivvy (she can yab me ehh ), ireneony (look for her trouble at your own peril, she gives it back hot, and she's pretty too), rapmoney (representing waffi bros I hail ohh) djeezy (an old member, cute and too much swagger dey worry him), and to the newbies diddylove, seriousbabe and Blackett (very smart nigga). And so many others.

Fact is, without everyone of you it wouldn't be worth coming here. Una too gbasky

Please don't be offended if I mentioned you without consenting, this is the season of love Abeg no vex

I dey believe u any day and any time! U correct ma guy!

The bitter truth is that a jobless guy has no business being in a relationship. Relationship without money is useless!

@Op...all I can say is 'kogbadun'!!!

***Modified***
Those girls be like pipo wey deh wan use take serve juju for shrine

Fatalveli:
I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY 'LIAR' ON NL.

Iceberylin, ggrin, diddydiva, mirexxx, naijaboy, stuff46, blackett, (Seriousbabe[no derailing]), firstEva, em' unibenstudent, rapmoney, mznelly..... Make una all camecome drop your lies ooo

This man, are u encouraging us to lie? Chai!!!

jacabi:
Na that wooden gun dey make us steal matches from our mama.
We couldn't do without riding wheel. It made our journey faster whenever we were going somewhere.
We also played counter(coke and beer covers). We used to arange them and begin to open them if they were closed or close them if they were opened using finger tip or biro-cover tip. Once you fail to open or close anyone at once you've missed it. It would then be the next person's turn.

U gat me laffing man. That time match sticks nor dey last for the house

hifaif:
Me not hating, just stating the bitter truth. Your poem sucks. It is crap. Nothing to hold on to. Just piles of murtherfhucking bul.lshit.

I love mirexxx too.

#Stevie Wonders#Mode#Activated

emusmith, God? How many discuss God?

This misswanted is a scam! The person behind that monicker is a male and the person knows himself.

tosyne2much:
Chaiiiiiiii, why am I just getting to see this ?

OP, may God you ooooooo.. Make me sef join ur ministry by adding to what you and ronald4lif's comment

The formers

They claim there are many ladies stalking them but they've got no time for babes

The bleepers

They claim to get a lady bleeped is the easiest thing for them

The Working class
When you drop your comment, they are like, pls go get a job

The matured ones
When you drop your comment, they are like, pls how old are you ?

DaGC:
#Nostalgia

Just the right word

Enegod:
[color=grey]The BIGGEST MISTAKE is doing a lot of things IN THE BEGINNING to get the girl then once you get her, you stop doing what attracted her to you in the first place.
Then once her behavior changes or she seems to be acting weird, the guy starts
scratching his head wondering what HER problem is.

Getting a woman isn't like fishing. When you go fishing, you use bait. Well, once you catch the fish, you NO LONGER NEED the bait.

In dating, you CAN'T do that. Whatever you used in the beginning to get the relationship started needs to be used to MAINTAIN the relationship. If not, the women will "feel" like something is
missing, she'll feel that something is "different", but won't know what it is, and
that "missing feeling" will either make her lose interest or cheat..[/color]

Nice one bro

hatbricker:
hmmmm 5 i guess

Ok, now I know where u are driving at.

hatbricker:
lol, which category u fall into?

My guy, I no fall into any category o!

Freiburger:
Oh yes, I still do it sometimes. Why not?

I go call u Julius Aghahowa

Freiburger:
7. Attracted to places where there are deposits of sawdust...Gymnastics

Oboy, so u throw backy too? Acrobatic display

Genea:
I cooked stew with clay and green leaves in a tomato tin as pot
I played rubber games and dis plastic balls( always d goal keeper)
mummy and daddy tinx
hide and seek
drove d plastic wheels
expert at kite making and bicycle hire
meeeeeehn I miss dose days

I dey tell u...sweet memories!

elantraceey:
na i wasn't , i was just a girl who is always around guys even till date.

Hmmm...I like that

@hatbricker...for ur mind o, u dor make analysis

elantraceey:
My mum shouted to extent that she got tired , nor be my eye i take stop when e give me one big injury wey the scar still dey my leg

So were you a tomboy while growing up?

elantraceey:
and the injuries during car race

And parents would warn their kids not to make boris cars because the injury nor be here

elantraceey:
I made wooden cars with boris or tin tomatoes tyres with stick steering die


Most of my childhood friends were guys so don't be surprised

Chai!!! This babe u dor remind me of dat one o! I can't forget the fun we had with boris car!

I didn't actually know where to create this thread so I decided to do that in the general section. Gone are the days when we played with certain things! Those could be said to be our toys; children of nowadays...the indomie generation won't understand some of the stuffs am going to mention below because they never saw them nor do they know how enjoyable they were for us back then as kids. If are familiar with any of them, e mean say u sef dor old too o! They are surely memorable! Here I go:

1) Kite: If u play this play, e mean say u dor take style old. Kids these days can't even make a kite. Back then we used to fly kites made with papers, broomsticks or bamboo and we used 'eba' as our gum hehehehe. We did send messages to our kites by making a hole in a small piece of paper and fixing it to the rope. The paper would go up up up.

2) Wooden gun: during Xmas periods, we make wooden guns. Tie pipe to it with tubes from car tyres and put heads of match sticks inside the pipe. It produces a deafening sound! Some people dig ground and pour hot lead from car batteries into the spoon shaped hole till it becomes solid. We would make a hole on it and put the heads of match sticks, fix a nail in the hole and hit on the wall! The noise na helele! We used to call it 'agadagbo' .

3) Otori: I don't even know if this one has an English name but I just know it as 'Otori'. One person is meant to chase a group of people, usually in a rough environment, filled with blocks, broken woods, chairs and other stuffs. If the person catches any of the group of people, that person caught would do the chasing. Warri, I know say una know this one well well

4) Driving/Riding wheels: This is another memorable stuff we did as kids. The wheels we rode were usually gotten from the plastic cover of small paint containers; some kids also got theirs from the bottom of those ancient metal buckets that are used to get water from the well. The spoke that is used to drive the wheels are gotten from old iron hangers Na fun doz days if ur papa send u message and u get wheels . Fondest memories sha! Na so u go dey speed for road. Before spit go dry, u dor come back.

4) Hiring of bicycles: We used to hire bicycles back then. From one street end to the other na one naira I can't easily forget what my dad did to me when I was in Jss 2. Mr Agubata, our neighbour reported me to my dad that he saw me along the road during school hours riding bicycle! That night was hell for me. Mortal Kombat dey learn sef

5) Mopo: I don't know what other kids like me growing up then called it, but we in the south, Old Bendel State dey call am 'mopo'. How deh dey play am? A person is meant to 'call' by trying to hit others with a small ball as they try to escape. Whoever the ball touches would be expected to 'call'.

6) Koto or Okoso: Back then, we used small snails' shells to play. A hole would be dug in the ground and we would shape the snail shells so that they could roll inside the shallow hole called 'ugba'. If my own nack ur own comot, na e be say I dor chop am

Oya, my pipo wey know wetin I dey talk, make una add una own

Rapmoney aka Warri First Son.