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Nice one tho

Me: you can stop here!
Bike man: (stops bike and feels like coming down too to watch the scene about to unfold)
Me: (comes down) how much is it?
Bike man: #500
Me:5-what?
Bike man: hundred naira!!!
Me: (Hands out #100 to him)
Bike man: I said #500!
Me: forget am baba! I heard #100...
Bike man: (collects the #100 and zooms off)
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After all,its not my fault,I heard #100,abi is it my fault? .
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(SMH as I spread mat for ground).

lol...nice one

Me: bikeman ,abeg I wan drop here!
Bike man: Haa! but you said you are going to bus stop..
Me: Chairman,drop me here once and for all,don't lemme shout on you!
Bike man: (Stops bike and wanting to kick off immediately)
Me: (jumps down and stretches out a #1000 note) Oga collect your money
Bike man: You don't need to do that,Sir
Me: Haa! but why? (confused )
Bike man: I stole the petrol am using mehn so feel like giving you free ride.
Me: ehn ehn!,so you dey steal petrol?... If them catch u,I no know no dey o...
Bike man: forget am Baba! (he zooms off)
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Me: (looking at the bikeman as he zooms off)
*1diot,i kept his #1000 note that almost fell from his pocket for him and i later offered him after much thinking but he neva collect am and it is not my fault,abi is it my fault?*
(Smh as i spread mat for ground.)

ddaammyy:
There will be protruded veins in his thing if he is not a virgin. Nd the thing will be rough too. I know some ppl will want to know how I got the idea, its frm biology pls.

Lol...your teacher was joking coz its not true.

Vagina101 thread!!!

simply the 10 million dollars!!! unless she get manners and very caring then I will save her.

PervyByNature:
they ate alot of cake n drank juice, they will be needing de-wormable drugs in about a month . As for my cappuchino coloured babe, We talked, we made some progress and encountered a few lapses. But after reviewing the reports from both committee's we believe we will be making some fruitfull progress in the nearest future. .

lol...those kids don enjoy die,i can see that it went really well and fun..thumbs up Bro.

starlingslimnet:
It's Essential and Paramount .

1. MAKE-UP: Show me a Lady who can do without them make-ups then I will show you a pregnant man.Even them at 80 still dey apply the emulsion for face.No be their fault it's in their blood.

2 PRIDE: Its inbuilt they all have it both old and young.

3. LIES: Just wait you will see them filling this thread with their lies soon.

4 JEALOUSY: You know Na them Ladies dey jealous much she be like "Na only her Fyn?"

5. PRETENCE: Na so so pretend them dey pretend even they are dieing for the guy...at worst they might pretend they like you when in actual fact they only like your money

Point 1 and 5 so true!

Meaning of those response??

TrishaP:
Maybe or maybe

lolz..*mouth sealed*

Noted!!!

Chai...naa wetin be all dis
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*scared*

TrishaP:
We are not bread.

but you love to be toasted.

Genea:
yup ,appearance matters cos dat gets me attracted to u before I start noticing oda tinx
d same way d appearance of a food will attract u to taste it

cool because not all articles that scintillate are truly auriferous.

Genea:
I still don't date u,to me appearance really matter,I can't count how many rich ugly guys have ditched ,maybe because I love catering for my needs with my own money

That means Handsomeness is your topmost priority when choosing who you date.

Genea:
weally well maybe dier eyes r aching dem cos I still get wooed by dem,if my beauty don't attract dem,my confidence will and if dat doesn't my brain will, u see most times I don't even bother to make up cos av got oda selling point

Ghen ghen!!!

Genea:
wah I do is to ignore dem ,and if dey kip on pestering me I start asking God why cos I dey fynd fyn boi ,ugly kon come ,no hope na ,my own don finish b dat

lol...what if d ugly get cash

prettythicksme:
seriously i laughed cos of nneka's comment not because of his pics btw i dont even click on his profile.

Ohk ...Nneka's comment funny nd wicked tho but u no suppose laugh am on top the Op thread nah....tis well sha

prettythicksme:
buhahahahahahaha

Enough nah...D pic is not as bad as you girls are taking it...Op no mind dem jare

Nneka123:
uglyness? What is that?

Anyway, I already told you the truth . You can as well bite me if you can.

Chai!!!

No 13 is on point.
Don't over do make up,keep it simple..
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As a female amidst guys,don't be a talkative who wont give others chance to contribute,most guys don't want such girls.
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Best thing is to let go of her or else she will continue demanding and will later dump you when you stop giving her because A relationship that is built on money will forever be maintained by money

So far she is still at girlfriend level,will never do that,only marriage pictures or engagement pics I can upload.

rosy4u:
I'll cut off her butt n add to mine

Lol ....you must be the "LMAO" type.

Any guy here who believe naa him be the only Bf his Gf get too fit help her comment o

joeprince23:
From my own experiences,I have been wondering why its hard for me to woo girls I fancy and admire bt at same time have girls I'm nt really interested in falling for me (many men I knw feel the same way). As a psycologist I embarked on a little research,these ar my findings... 1. Many ladies will only fall 4 guys that end up convincing and proving that their affections ar genuine(which takes time. 2. Wen a guy wants a lady for sexual gratification, he ends up professing his love for her within days of their 1st meeting, without giving the lady enough time to really develope feelins towards him. 3. Bt wen u ar really mad and inlove(genuine feelins) towards her,wich is really a rear case.we will end up her secret admirer,being a gentle man to her,being caring,listening...u end up showing most positive side of u towards her.this gives u an overwhelming chance of stealin her heart.

Kinda On point!!!,tmay be just a crush,its always hard to woo a crush.
@bolded,its true,Girls we not interested fall for us alot of times,like one told me yesterday not to climb fence for those who won't jump window for me that I shud rep those who rep me.

Why don't you say "You saw your future wife today and you approached her"...why the replica or you already get the original somewhere ni,if not I pray you won't be waving at replicas forever!