₦airaland Forum

EDhims:
as a botanist, u could be likened to someone who studied pharmacognosis . sure u can

godsamist:
Hi friend.
Just read your post..having problem with identify"some plants that bring biz,pls can you help?
Contact me pls%
aobusyhands1@gmail.com

Daseed4:
I've seen one here who is of the best intention.

irenebarbie:
yes. its not a personnal line sir. its a companys

Adikam:
18 When you have wound on ur toes you wil start hittin ur leg on stones,tables,iron etc
19 if you woke up in de morning & was expecting ur boo @noon ur watch wil be very slow. but if dont want to see her at noon de watch runs fast.
20 woman wil tie rapper &suddenly saw a man & runs in &cover herself but dat same woman wil put on bikini &upload on facebook for de world to see.
21 behind every successful man dere's a woman.where is de woman when de man is poor?BUT WOMEN CHOSE SUCCESSFUL MAN.
22 did twaci distribute bags of rice to nl guys (woman rappers)to campaign for her? contesting for miss NL as if seun wil notice her in 20yrs tym.

reminiscing:
I forgot to open the Children's department of my thread.please forgive me...............

GenerousLord:
LoL@"Porting to romanceland."

This life sha!
You just got yourself a great job, and now you're gradually losing memory of how you never missed attendance on Nairaland's job thread, of how you always read all the Nigerian newspapers carrying job adverts.

Then, you never knew what was 'roman-', not to talk of romanceland. All you knew then was how to seek for the grace and mercy of God to make you get that job that you had always wanted. I'm sure that was why you chose 'Godisnear' as your username on Nairaland.

But now, levels don change o . Your 3rd leg in between your 2 legs has re-awakened your 3rd senses, and for the first time, it seems like you've now discovered the need to begin 'romancelanding' on Nairaland (after all, body no be firewood you don try reach )
I just hope you don't change your username from 'Godisnear' to 'Godisfar', coz na small small e dey start o

Well, congrats on your new job, and I'm glad to celebrate with you this day.
Ensure you don't forget God, and make sure you pay your tithe.

Cheers

DoctorAshley:
hmmmmm so u like funny girls well am funny

DoctorAshley:
for me i will choose goodlooking trustworthy funny- i dnt like guys that r too serious God fearing

DoctorAshley:
trust me there are lots of ladies working hard...buh guys wnt be attracted to dem cos they dnt have big butts and bosoms...until u stop looking out for superficial features u may nt get the kind of independent lady u seek
also blame african mentality

JosephCudjoe:
One bad guy (aka player) can do 10 gehs, a celebrity like davido and wizkidcan deflower as many girls as possible

Lala247:
Lol i dont think they can avoid those things .. Thats y its a crush

medamillion:
My mindset is to be on the path of job creation and not the contrary...mark my prophecy "A day will come that I will quote you again and remind you of this post


I am on the vanguard of creating one

medamillion:
Why should I apply for jobs in the first place?
Can't I create jobs?
*walks out of thread*