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Great woman. What a night of contrasting fortunes. A certain miss Nigeria is messing up somewhere in a reality show and another young woman is lifting the national spirit at a global stage. Life!

Dailyparrot:
Which one is drunk garri again? You don't drink garri BTW, you smoke it

Meanwhile, Bolt wanted to scam me yesterday for my almost hard earned bonus.

Imagine accepting and completing 7 out of 8 trips that came to me in less than 4 hours and they wanted to cheat me with the acceptance rate at 88%.

Well, I did it "our way" and got my 1500.

Okay then. Keep the fire burning... Don't let anyone dampen your morale.

Thurmieee:
He can use drank in that context
Na for the write na him he fumble

But there is a "have" before the "drank" hope you get it? Anyways, he should stop mocking others because of trivial issues like grammatical errors.

OnyeObodo:
They deny asylum applications 95% of the time. Bros, let no one deceive you. They investigate cases one by one. These guys have a process they follow.

The only asylum way I know that may work for you is for you to claim homosexual or marry a man before coming. Thats what I know may work. But know you that this is very risky because they will monitor you 24/7. Even if you admire a woman not to talk of touching, they will deport you immediately. They will even trace your background through social media and AI to check if you are homo.

At extremes, they check your this thing... I don't wamt to mention it.

Am not homo so I will not advise this.

I would have advised conflict asylum but Nigeria is not at war or an ongoing conflict. So they will reject it outrightly.

Nigeria is at war sir. Don't you read the daily kidnapping going on? Many families are in IDP camps. In war situations, there are peaceful parts too but to me, we are at war. We can't even travel outside our bases without serious prayers. There are some roads that are now controlled by bandits that even a security personnel can be kidnapped. Wahala too much. I witnessed the recent jail break in Abuja from close proximity, I heard continuous shooting and bombings. Is that not war?

OlawaleBammie:
will be considering the food stuffs tin, but i cant delve into transportation, i hard no idea what they are doing there and beside make owomida no increase the size of my forehead with some blows

E-hailing. But as for foodstuffs, that is your best bet. People who sell food don't feel inflation. Any business you wish to enter must be food related. U can consider small bakery too.

OlawaleBammie:
Aah, wahala

Abi which hustle person fit do with 2m

Am not talking about pos stuff oh,

Buy and sell raw foodstuffs.

Transportation business

Am not into any but that is my plan. Travelling out is not easy actually. No country allows free lifestyle like Nigeria.

Kingdolla:
thanks bro.

You don see car? This one you dey ask questions.

Johnchrix:
I respected you enough as a matured family man who understands life enough, based on your experience, the more reason why I have been more confident on you about my personal issues. Oga pearl demanded I should ask u to raise me the 150k but upon reaching you sincerely, you blocked me. Well, I don't know why u did that, because you are one person in this forum that I respect beyond limits, because uv anyways sent me feeding money most often, anyways thanks best reasons are up to you for your actions. I had been able to get 100k tho, this is a prove that God still works wounders out of our disappointing situations. if u are reading this and having financial issues Don't give up. Cheer's.

In all honesty and humility, this response is out of place. Someone expressed his regrets for not being able to assist you, and all you could do is to taunt him? He even said, "God knows best". Just allow peace to reign.

ndubuisi2021:
Who invited this ghetto bastard to the party? You can't even write in proper English. Go back to school young man. I can't even understand one bit of what you write. Have you drank garri this morning at all and smoked ghetto weed in your face me I face you house?

English Language

Wrote

Drunk

Don't be too quick to condemn someone else's use of English Language when you are not a perfect speaker too.

Kingdolla:
Hello please i have a qustion. Apart from corola and the like is there any other car that is cheaper that one can use for uber maybe mazder product, or any almera, something cheaper thus

Honda Civic 05-07 and P307

Olayetan:
Please, kindly recommend any loan company that can loan me 50k immediately after registration...

That will be hard. You have to grow your credit score

Conner44:
The truth is that there are many people here also following the thread as you do though most do so silently. If there are 100 Uber drivers who are on nairaland not up to 30% of them comment on this thread although they feast their eyes on it steadily

Another truth is that out of the 30% that comment half of them start questioning their own abilities anytime cheerful starts being active on this thread just because he shows the world that doing what they do can be done in a better and more profitable way and I don’t blame them for feeling that way about themselves. . . but I draw the line when they rear their ugly heads up while trying fruitlessly to punch phantom holes in his hustle just to feel good about their unproductive selves.

The other 70% are just learning as much as they can from the posts and motivation and that’s to be commended. I don’t expect any of them to behave like corto above and start foaming from their mouths just because they can’t handle their bruised ego and failures in silence.

Out of all the drivers that joined cheerful’s telegram training group a couple of months ago how many do we see posting upandan here? They don’t because they have become more focused on achieving their set targets as should be. We saw some testimonies that time and I attest to the fact that truly cheerful has schemes and programs he utilizes to achieve his dashboard balances.

It’s not witchcraft or photoshop as many lazy and envious folks want to believe but hey . . . Who am I to force the thirsty horse to drink when it’s already swimming in the river

Well said boss. It is the Nigerian pull him down syndrome. In advanced countries, when people break new grounds they are admired and studied.

Conner44:
Hmm na wah oh, na so person carry him own hand ridicule himself for this thread today?

Corto say everybody sabi drive , say driving no be work yet him dey run go hospital when him sick forgetting say because you fit carry panadol drink nor mean say you don become doctor

Ndubuisi own na free-falling of him hand for here. Cheerful don give that one knockout imagine a driver wey get license last year wan dey drag steering with veterans here . . . Still form mugu carry ‘asha’ mount for house

Hoooooo God ! Just because of jealousy and envy na him all these cretins dey pop up oh. Still on still cheerful don use them wipe ground wotorishiously

Odogwu ride on, they got nothing on you. We dey your back. Na me be your number one cheerful cheerleader for here no cap

spoil everything and everybody, nothing doeseth you nwanne

I have been following the forum daily because I love it. That guy didnt need to interfere in the affairs of the pugilists. The exposé even shame me sef

Olayetan:
I was dropping off a rider by the service lane at obanikoro bus stop.
Now they have given me 50k ticket

This is heart breaking. But that money is too much na. How much come be the car?

CheerfulGiver:
No. 15k and it's 2:30am to 1:00am

Stupid question.

If he wants to be informed he should ask in a cordial manner instead of sounding condescending.

Olayetan:
Pilots, I've just been arrested by lastman now at obanikoro bus stop, pls any contact to help me.

Hard luck man. I am not in Lagos so I don't know the modus operandi

donbrowser:
Get Ford explorer or Toyota Tacoma.

Fuel economy is superb and rugged cars

Is he going to move bandits in the forest?

CheerfulGiver:
Peral dey shake. It's like when you're certain you'll lose so you're questioning why you want to lose money join your loss.

Then he should throw in the towel.

mrjaydee:
Nope, money no enter my aza..

So the competition is not back by a prize? So na monkey post we dey watch thinking say na world cup?

Wotoporiously speaking

Felicity001:
Wow! OfficialDJ!!! Honestly I never in my widest imagination thought it was you all along.

But, nawao... After then first contact next day credit alert I was just wondering who on earth could this person be.

You know, I must say you've truly studied me just by reading alone.

I'm honoured
I'm glad
And I'm grateful for your trust
God bless you for the aftermath gift
I really appreciate it.
God bless you, protect and guide you

A million thanks.

You're the boss

Where you go since?

mejai:
Speed to catch and drop rider on a free road

But fuel to burn too

CheerfulGiver:
Indriver

So V6 will fetch more money? Enlighten me

CheerfulGiver:
I think I should buy a Honda v6

What is your inspiration here?

pope191:
There was no competition in the first place. Nah see finish make dog won run race with horse.

Chai!

He should keep quiet before ISWAP mention him on their bucket list

This competition come be like Manchester city Vs Burnley... Na only City attack we dey see. Tiki taka 100% ball possession...

Deivid10:
Very lucrative.
You can even try this.

Smartphone income generator:
https:///2p9cke6h

Educate me on this

Kingdolla:
I still dey find car oo... Either rental or HP.

Okay no wahala. Weldon.

Kingdolla:
baba which one better pass for Abuja?

Use bolt. Bro how are things?

CheerfulGiver:
make it 10.. I'll bring the other 5k

Your vibes na wotowoto

ppogba:
Hunger dey wire person you say make hin go run HIV test. Una no go kill person for this Nairaland.

The new format these days is to mention depression. I didn't know they have added weight loss.

Faceless fellow threatening depression on a faceless forum.

Though I don't know the person and I know some ppl beg continuously but if someone says they are depressed I don't doubt them. It is their health not mine. If I have the means I support if I don't have I wish them well. It is better to lie to me than for me to push someone further who may actually be a real case. I can't live with such guilt