₦airaland Forum

AfahaAbia:
You write like a woman. I'm guessing you're a lady.... Nice analysis tho.

ogbonti:
That sounds like a great plan and RWANDA is a lovely destination - I hope our yahoo boys, cultists and armed robbers dont go there to dent our reputation as they have done in western europe and dubai

For now, we still look good there - neat and beautiful country with low cost of living and their women too are very pretty with great family values, I am looking at visiting Rwanda before the end of the year for about a week!

ogbonti:
welcome to 2014
when some of us in diaspora were complaining that yahoo boys must be arrested and prosecuted and that Nigerians must not elect corrupt leaders - and those who stole from the government must be prosecuted, imprisoned and made to pay restitution- some of us here will start playing the ethnic or religious cards - downplaying these things - no wahala, everything is coming together now to explain why these companies want you to reside in their country of operation to get the job because they do not want the information of their clients to be compromised and used for fraud - and if you do it while in their country- they know their justice system works and the justice system in Nigeria doesn’t work - so they can’t trust you to be ethical or professional


so when ever you see that yahoo boy shouting “dem get money?” or dancing to bugga after successfully defrauding a maga - know that guy and hmis fellow criminals are the very reason you can not get customer service jobs remotely from Nigeria - they have made you look like a thief before your prospective overseas employers even though you may not have stolen one kobo in your entire life

This is the result of failed leadership that we Nigerians glorify

when the companies won’t hire you remotely - they are not taking that decision because you are Hausa, Fulani, Igbo or Yoruba

They are taking that decision because you are a NIGERIAN! Thousands of average People in India, Philippines, Vietnam, even Jamaica make at least $500 which is N350,000 a month working customer service jobs for top US companies WHY NOT NIGERIA ?

because of our culture of wealth without work (WWW) everybody won hammer - so we abuse trust and punish our prospective helpers or business partners by defrauding them- this is why Nigeria can’t fully participate in globalization- we can’t simply be trusted - and CAPITALISM and the entire WESTERN WORLD thrives on trust

you order for something - you put your credit card info and you believe the goods will be delivered as when promised - ask your self, IF your own banks can steal your money with phony transactions by disappearing your account balance - how can foreign business trust you ?

Enough said, good luck to you!

pocohantas:
Yes you can.

There are some that do not require you to be resident in that country. At best they ask that you have EXCELLENT written and spoken English - NO HEAVY ACCENT. Some would require you to be familiar with American English. So you know it is FAMILIARISE not ZE.

- You would also need stable internet connection.

- A noise cancelling headset with microphone. Make them no hear “ekaro ologi de o” or “condemned iron…aluminium”

- Stable and backup internet connection.

- A proper work station because your back go hear am.

- They pay entry level customer service $3/hr to $5/hr and you would work 40hrs a week or more.

- You should also be familiar with CRM and Ticketing tools. Mostly Zendesk and Freshdesk. They are things you can learn in a day on YouTube.

- For your portfolio, create a google slide of bespoke customer service responses to various situations. Mostly, DELAYED DELIVERY, MISSING ITEM, DAMAGED ITEM, REQUEST FOR REFUND…etc. These are the recurring issues in customer support for e-commerce and majority are e-commerce firms. Close it with your name. Make it look real and sell it as your sample responses while working in similar capacity for another client.

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Apologies for all the epistle without mentioning where these jobs can be gotten from.

-Upwork, Fiverr, LinkedIn.

There are more, but I don’t know them. These ones would link you to foreign clients. The competition is very stiff and they have a preference for freelancers from the Philippines. We would talk about this bias some other day.

If you get one and they like your work ethics, they won’t let you go. That I am sure of.

Glithronix:
you know you're a fat person, instead make you take your seat in the back of the CAR, you go come squeeze yourself in the front seat come full everywhere.
This thing dey vecs person.

AK481:
They have and got favoured judgement in abia.
Govt is owing the 2bn naira or thereabout

Deeprooted:
Northerners infiltrated IPOB to make them look bad

Deeprooted:
Kanu gave an accurate prophecy of what is currently befalling the country but the Fulani herdsman was bent on arresting the young and intelligent man!


I blame Ndigbo for failing to rally round him.

Umahi and the other supreme Court governors imposed on the south East are moles

Firstcitizen:
Why are they fanning the Oba with hand fans? Dem no fit buy AC or electric fan ni?

kmaster007:
I have a very close male friend. We are not dating and we haven’t really done anything romantic although we have told each other almost everything about ourselves and we have spent a lot of time together gisting and generally having good times.

I just like him as a friend but I am not sexually attracted to him.

He actually hasn’t ever asked me out but sometimes he sends me some odd text messages talking about how much he cares for me and how much our friendship means to him and all that.

Also he has dated and broken up with about five girls since I knew him.

I see him as just a normal friend, more like a brother but I am beginning to suspect that he sees me as more than a friend because he gets angry when he sees me talking with other guys and he always tries to act over-protective.

It became so annoying that one day I had to ask him what his problem was. When I tried talking to him about this attitude of his, he got angry and started acting funny. Now we are not on talking terms because I told him to respect himself and give me some space.

He is my very good friend and I like him because he’s a nice guy and I don’t want to lose his friendship.

siofra:
A man with the same principles and good looks as Thomas Sankara.


I've searched for a man like this all my life but I've been unsuccessful so far. It looks like I'll never find a man at least similar to him, with the similar ideals and way of thinking.

He doesn't necessarily have to be revolutionist but he can be a sensible social justice warrior, not the one that panders to the idiosyncrasies of the left.

In this day and age, I'm beginning to doubt a man like this exists. But if I find him, I swear not even heaven or hell will separate us.

If I never find him, I'm content to be single and old with my 48 cats or may be explore the other side of my sexuality.

Thank God he's not a Nigerian man

omron:
Hello Good moring Romancelanders .
I really need a very urgent advise ,its affecting me emotionally and am confused.
MY name is Joseph am Abeokuta based live and work in Abeokuta,About 5 weeks ago I met this lady a graduate very beautiful, tall, and charming on my way to visit my Mum during weekend so I stopped her while driving and we chat and exchanged numbers,Since then we av been in constant communication, The funniest part of this aspect is that ever since I met her she go deeper In love with me even more than I do ,she calls me morin day and night to ask of me ,ask me what I eat how my day was going and all that even when am moody and she observe she will make me happy and crack jokes and all that, One day I was broke cos someone owe me money and could not pay she noticed am not happy and asked me why I told her am.broke and this lady sent me #5'000 naira to my bank account that day for me to manage till the next day, I just kept wondering why she love me this much and one day I asked her why she love me this much and she said its natural ,I invited her to my house one Sunday and she came to cook for me and tidy the house and we jist,so I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she refused me and told me that it's the first time of coming to my house that it's not proper ,meanwhile she told me she met a guy while she was schooling at Obafemi Awolowo University ile ife Osun state they both graduated then and relocated to Abeokuta together and they were living couples life after school.so when ever this lady comes visit me she will be hurry to go back to the guys house which am not so much happy about ,...So this last Sunday she came to my house and confessed to me that it was the guy who disflowered her and that she never had sex with any other guy in her life except that guy,,,so this last Sunday again I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she was dragging with me telling me no way no access I asked her why and she started crying ,and was so emotional ,she told me her conscience is disturbing her that the guy did not offend her and that she loves the guy so much and she loves me too ,that the love she has for both of us is equal and she does not want to be having sex with two guys at the same relationship and now told me that the only thing that can make her have sex with me is if she breaks up with the guy that I will have to be very patient and wait for that day to come and I now asked her what if the day does not come and she said all in God's hand ? I tried to persuade her for sex that Sunday evening she was dragging it with me and suddenly she left my room in annoyance carried her bag and left crying.....I have never seen the kind of this lady before in my life and after she left I felt bad and I hated myself ,,,,when she got home I called her to check on her and she told me she has reached home and she was apologising to me for refusing me sex ...Please am just so confused I don't know what to do ..she calls me more than 12 times a day asking about my welfare and my day ,am the first person she calls early morin with WhatsApp video calls and she is very caring ..what should I do...am thinking of deleting and forgetting her ..How can she say she loves me and having sex with another guy and refusing me ...please I need a very good advice..I really love her and I feel like marrying her but I don't just want to waste my time...Thanks for your concern my dearest nairalnders God bless u

donbrowser:
You forgot to add the same place where they donate money for Uber drivers

Glithronix:
Inside life.
Make person just dey safeguard himself as God dey also do Him protection work.
By the way, the hard tackles wey don dey go on from some pages back no gel at all.
It is well.
Much respect, Barbitu-Boss.

Gabrinchi256:
Pearl1910 is not Gabrinchi256 ooo.
Na me chop the bonus.
Pearl na my chairman, I am one of his first set of drivers. He introduced me to the business when I lost my job. I now work for him in his company.
Pearl is a very simple, generous, gentle and God fearing man. He can sacrifice and will go out of his way even to assist a stranger.
Man underplays his achievements, he always says avoid the urge to shalaye...so he will only tell u what u needed to know, he doesn't boast or brag and until u know him u will not understand his simplicity. He can lay under car with mechanic and relates with his staff like colleagues. U will not even know he is the boss. All he says here is nothing short of the truth, he has set up alot of people and changed lives...many of which are not on Nairaland to testify. His own is to tell people that care to listen that ehailing is an option. If u r willing to take it seriously, it will change ur life. He has no reason to lie or garnish anything.
People always have different opinion so they are bound to disagree but disagreement on opinion shouldn't turn to personal hate or quest to bring another man down.
If I told him before posting this he will say I shouldn't, so my oga forgive me in advance but I cant be silent.

Teejay8113:
no sir, I don't know how to ride bike

bradpitt4040:
Yeah peeps...good day to us all pls I want to know how much I can charge lagos to orlu imo state... To and fro burial spending 3 days ...and how is roads condition..what to expect safety..

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