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Oga maybe you shuu resign oo..aah u want to koba man u ni.. With pogba sef, top4 is shaking, let alone without.. Abeg o

When you people were busy buying temple run(pedro) and gerund u deenor knw abi

Knew lingard would start. Sha have sense today. We are winning this.

Jokerman:
Huh... Shebi na una bin dey shout miki miki

Baba I no be arsenal fan. #GGMU

Whoever initiated that alexis-mhiki swap deal should be seriously probed

madridguy:
Taqabbala Allahu minna wa minkum

Amin thuma Amin

The advice you need, sir, is how to move on and cut ties with her. Except there's more to it sha

Congratulations to the generality of the muslim ummah and to fellow muslim brothers and sisters here. It's indeed by Allah's mercy that we are alive to witness another glorious Eid on earth. May we continue to be favoured by Allah and be counted among the dwellers of the paradise. Allahu akbar Allah akbar Allah akbar. Taqabbala Allahu minna wa minkum

Erm Arsenal fans, I'm not hating o. What are you lots expecting come end of the season?

It's obvious!

It's yellow, nt red na. Abi which kyn news be this. The way liverpool will eat that sandwich tonight ehn..

Omo this one pass blue and black o.. Red and violet sef join

Man U only there because they are being followed by village people.

Nice for him. I just pity my darling United this season. No probz with the defence but leaving the task of goalscoring to that boy they call Rashford and his twin brother Martial, with their yeye elder brother Lingard? God will let them have sense.

Pls do so o, coz i'm nt happy with man utd all... I mean are we actually going into the new season with rashford and martial as our goalscorers??

Tacha o, vanilla o, biggie o, bbn o, the koko nw is that, EPL IS BACK.

frankmoney:
is it your opinion ?

The guy made a mistake by quoting you. He prolly forgot it was your opinion and that your option does not in anyway matter

Cindi...toor. afi Cindi nor

retrieve ko, mtn welcome back ni

tesppidd:
Delusions of grandeur.

That's what we call it.


Jumping from one billionaire club to another makes you a glory seeker and a mercenary and not doing anything for football or being the savior of football.

Join West Ham in England.
Join Getafe in Spain.
Join Cagliari of Italy.

If you really want to be called the Savior of Football!!

Kuma say he should come and join Enugu rangers na... as if the other one doesn't earn crazy too

They should just convert those 5trophies to 1FWC for us. it's mathematically correct

NwaAmaikpe:



This is the height of assault.
Why will any sane woman manhandle a gentleman based on her hallucinations?
Such a man would never want to fóndle such a scary looking scarecrow in the full glare of other passengers.

Shebi if he now gives her an anointed slap someone somewhere will call him a coward?

She is there shouting sexual assault.
This man did not penetrate her with his thuraya,
he did not bring out her mammary glands from their brassier jail neither did he did not suck on her lips nor smack her butt.

He was just unfortunate to be in a bus, seated next to a deluded woman whose side breasst his elbow accidentally touched when Nurudeen the danfo driver entered one of the numerous potholes on the roads in Lagos.

It happens every time and any Lagos lady who is a habitual danfo user should already be accustomed to it.

I commend the bus driver and other passengers for doing the right thing by sending her off the bus.
Today is her day, one day she'd not be so lucky when she tries it with a man who is no sissy.

Nairaland has legends and this guy is obviously one of them, like him or loathe him.

ChieduJoshua081:
If I don't eat beans and garri within a week, I can die

lol...this is funny.

"Thank you Sir"

your head strong oo... like badagry coconut

Offpoint:
Such demonstrations don't work on people like me.

In all honesty it's better my lecturer falls and break his legs, waist, arms or smash his head than my PC screen to break.

If a lecturer looses his limbs, I'll go home after lecture and forgot the incident and have a good night rest, but if my PC screen is broken... I'll be restless for months. If the HDD is damaged I'll loose my sanity for months.

loses

Why is everyone talking about heart attack na... I like surprises like that but my concern here is how those friends sat down and came up with such concept.

Source (Orisun)

tosyn2much nko??.... the guy with the "10 things.........

na true she yarn.. how is this even our concern

slap

I can't find my charger