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Sports / Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Rasbel(m): 7:26pm On Aug 14, 2019
Oga maybe you shuu resign oo..aah u want to koba man u ni.. With pogba sef, top4 is shaking, let alone without.. Abeg o
Sports / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Lampard Reveals How He Will Replace Hazard by Rasbel(m): 7:21pm On Aug 14, 2019
When you people were busy buying temple run(pedro) and gerund u deenor knw abi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Rasbel(m): 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2019
Knew lingard would start. Sha have sense today. We are winning this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Rasbel(m): 3:05pm On Aug 11, 2019
Jokerman:


Huh... Shebi na una bin dey shout miki miki grin
Baba I no be arsenal fan. #GGMU

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Rasbel(m): 2:47pm On Aug 11, 2019
Whoever initiated that alexis-mhiki swap deal should be seriously probed
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Mubarak! by Rasbel(m): 8:46am On Aug 11, 2019
madridguy:
Taqabbala Allahu minna wa minkum
Amin thuma Amin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sleeps With A Priest. by Rasbel(m): 2:54am On Aug 11, 2019
The advice you need, sir, is how to move on and cut ties with her. Except there's more to it sha
Islam for Muslims / Eid Mubarak! by Rasbel(m): 1:54am On Aug 11, 2019
Congratulations to the generality of the muslim ummah and to fellow muslim brothers and sisters here. It's indeed by Allah's mercy that we are alive to witness another glorious Eid on earth. May we continue to be favoured by Allah and be counted among the dwellers of the paradise. Allahu akbar Allah akbar Allah akbar. Taqabbala Allahu minna wa minkum

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Sports / Re: EPL Clubs SMASH Summer Spending Record With Almost £1.44BILLION (n634bn)in Deals by Rasbel(m): 11:35am On Aug 09, 2019
Erm Arsenal fans, I'm not hating o. What are you lots expecting come end of the season?
Politics / Re: We Have Spent $11 Billion In Nigeria – World Bank by Rasbel(m): 10:45am On Aug 09, 2019
It's obvious!
Sports / Re: Mikel Gets A Yellow Card On His Debut For Trabzonspor by Rasbel(m): 10:41am On Aug 09, 2019
It's yellow, nt red na. Abi which kyn news be this. The way liverpool will eat that sandwich tonight ehn..
Crime / Re: Man Beaten Blue And Black In Warri For Burglary (Video) by Rasbel(m): 10:36am On Aug 09, 2019
Omo this one pass blue and black o.. Red and violet sef join

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Sports / Re: Juventus Had Only 8m Followers On Instagram Before Ronaldo Joined, But Now (Pix) by Rasbel(m): 8:28am On Aug 09, 2019
Man U only there because they are being followed by village people.

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Sports / Re: Everton Announces The Signing Of Alex Iwobi by Rasbel(m): 11:12pm On Aug 08, 2019
Nice for him. I just pity my darling United this season. No probz with the defence but leaving the task of goalscoring to that boy they call Rashford and his twin brother Martial, with their yeye elder brother Lingard? God will let them have sense.

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Travel / Re: Should I Renounce My Nigerian Passport For A Thailand Passport? by Rasbel(m): 1:39pm On Aug 08, 2019
Pls do so o, coz i'm nt happy with man utd all... I mean are we actually going into the new season with rashford and martial as our goalscorers??
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: ‘Tacha Intimidates Me’ – Venita Tells Big Brother by Rasbel(m): 10:12am On Aug 08, 2019
Tacha o, vanilla o, biggie o, bbn o, the koko nw is that, EPL IS BACK.

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Sports / Re: Harry Maguire: Man Utd Agree £80m Deal For Leicester Defender by Rasbel(m): 8:55pm On Aug 02, 2019
frankmoney:
is it your opinion ?




The guy made a mistake by quoting you. He prolly forgot it was your opinion and that your option does not in anyway matter
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Introduced As New Housemate by Rasbel(m): 9:27pm On Aug 01, 2019
Cindi...toor. afi Cindi nor

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Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: How To Retrieve Nigerian Stolen Millions From US Via Local Charm by Rasbel(m): 7:59pm On Jul 31, 2019
retrieve ko, mtn welcome back ni
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Receives MARCA Legend Award In Spain (Photos) by Rasbel(m): 8:25pm On Jul 29, 2019
tesppidd:
Delusions of grandeur.

That's what we call it.


Jumping from one billionaire club to another makes you a glory seeker and a mercenary and not doing anything for football or being the savior of football.

Join West Ham in England.
Join Getafe in Spain.
Join Cagliari of Italy.

If you really want to be called the Savior of Football!!




Kuma say he should come and join Enugu rangers na... as if the other one doesn't earn crazy too

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Sports / Re: FIFA U17WC: Meet Africa’s Four Representatives To Brazil by Rasbel(m): 3:52pm On Jul 28, 2019
They should just convert those 5trophies to 1FWC for us. it's mathematically correct

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Crime / Re: Woman Attacks A Man Who Sexually Harassed Her Inside A Bus by Rasbel(m): 10:01pm On Jul 27, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is the height of assault.
Why will any sane woman manhandle a gentleman based on her hallucinations?
Such a man would never want to fóndle such a scary looking scarecrow in the full glare of other passengers.

Shebi if he now gives her an anointed slap someone somewhere will call him a coward?

She is there shouting sexual assault.
This man did not penetrate her with his thuraya,
he did not bring out her mammary glands from their brassier jail neither did he did not suck on her lips nor smack her butt.

He was just unfortunate to be in a bus, seated next to a deluded woman whose side breasst his elbow accidentally touched when Nurudeen the danfo driver entered one of the numerous potholes on the roads in Lagos.

It happens every time and any Lagos lady who is a habitual danfo user should already be accustomed to it.

I commend the bus driver and other passengers for doing the right thing by sending her off the bus.
Today is her day, one day she'd not be so lucky when she tries it with a man who is no sissy.




Nairaland has legends and this guy is obviously one of them, like him or loathe him.

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Is That Local Food You Can Never Stop Eating Even If You Become A Billionai by Rasbel(m): 2:28am On Jul 27, 2019
ChieduJoshua081:
If I don't eat beans and garri within a week, I can die





lol...this is funny.

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Jokes Etc / Re: What If You Were Given 20 Sec To Talk With Dangote On Phone, What Would You Say? by Rasbel(m): 12:19am On Jul 27, 2019
"Thank you Sir"
Crime / Re: Robbers Disguised As Security Men Injure A Student As He Cries Out (Photo) by Rasbel(m): 12:51pm On Jul 26, 2019
your head strong oo... like badagry coconut

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Education / Re: Anambra University Lecturer Falls In Class, Smashes Laptop To Demonstrate by Rasbel(m): 12:34pm On Jul 26, 2019
Offpoint:
Such demonstrations don't work on people like me.

In all honesty it's better my lecturer falls and break his legs, waist, arms or smash his head than my PC screen to break.

If a lecturer looses his limbs, I'll go home after lecture and forgot the incident and have a good night rest, but if my PC screen is broken... I'll be restless for months. If the HDD is damaged I'll loose my sanity for months.





loses
Events / Re: Friends Fake Their Friend's Arrest With The Police To Wish Him Happy Birthday by Rasbel(m): 12:15pm On Jul 26, 2019
Why is everyone talking about heart attack na... I like surprises like that but my concern here is how those friends sat down and came up with such concept.
Sports / Re: Samuel Chukwueze Trains With DFA, His Childhood Club (photos) by Rasbel(m): 9:43pm On Jul 25, 2019
Source (Orisun)
Phones / Re: 5 Hidden Tricks You Never Knew Your Android Phone Can Do by Rasbel(m): 9:36pm On Jul 25, 2019
tosyn2much nko??.... the guy with the "10 things.........

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Reacts To Her Baby Daddy Being A Senator by Rasbel(m): 9:34pm On Jul 25, 2019
na true she yarn.. how is this even our concern
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba: Ladies Who Slap Men Should Beware by Rasbel(m): 9:25pm On Jul 25, 2019
slap
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Congratulates Sharon Ikeazor, Gbemi Saraki On Ministerial Nomination by Rasbel(m): 9:23pm On Jul 25, 2019
I can't find my charger

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