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Anyone got any ideas on Fish farming and how to go about it??

I know there are several seminars but is there anyone involved in it here and what companies could you recommend for dealing with?

I intend to invest in fish farming. Thank you

Does anyone have any ideas on Exporting from Nigeria. I will like to have suggestions on possible areas or exportation from Nigeria and also what are the processes involved in exporting taking into consideration Government policies.

Abeg Na only me see that ***BLOW***

Its a sure thing

Welcome to Planet Nairaland, Fasten your seatbelt and get prepared for a joyful ride, I'm sure yu are already enjoying your ride.

Check http://www.transcorpnigeria.com/job.asp for the application form from their website.

Good luck to you all!!!

Check http://www.transcorpnigeria.com/job.asp for the application form from their website.

Good luck to you all!!!

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;DNow who says Blonds aint DUMB

I need a CDMA mobile phone, I intend to change my handset with one of the fixed wireless telephone providers in Lagos and I have the option of bringing a CDMA phone for a line switch. Anybody got an idea where I could get one in Lagos??

I wuld ave expected Erikson to have introduced Walcott into this game and also substituted Heargreaves rather than Joe Cole

I wonder why Erikson included Theo in his team list

Soccer is all about scoring goals, there is nothing like "almost" in the game.  If ghana fail to put the ball behind the goal-line then they have themselves to blame for their over-zealous game.  They are allowing themselves to get frustrated instead of just playing the game.

Ghana is surely making me MAD!!!

Naomi, I would rather advise that you be extra weary of whomever you meet online claiming to be your dad.

I would rather advise that you go through the Nigerian media, the likes of Punch, Sunnewsonline, Guardian will definitely get hooked on your story and link you to your dad.

The poster is apparently new to nairaland and obviously not very computer literate. Topic should be in "offtopic"

Searching for Cuando Seas Mia "When you are mine"

I go waka from backyard

I wonder why Muritala Mohammed is missing from the list

Things Men Would Never Say


1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

3. Her tits are just too big.

4. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

8. Bleep Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.

9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?

11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.

15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more.

17. I understand.

18. This movie has too much nudity.

19. Damn, we're late for church!

20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.

21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.

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1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward this stupid email.

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward this stupid e-mail.

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people who are obviously as gullible as me.

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail , NEVER-NEVER.

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people who are as gullible as I am.

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B(or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every stupid e-mail we send.

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, The bushes in my yard will burn and a loud voice will tell me to pick up a keyboard and pass it on. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out! Just Kidding,

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True talk

lfmao!!!!