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Politics › Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Dumps APC For PDP With 10 Kano State Lawmakers by Ratello: 2:34am On Aug 15, 2017
PUSH1:
Buhari will floor x2 kwankwaso or anybody in 2019
You are right cheesy grin

Properties › Re: THE CHEAPEST LANDS CLOSE TO THE PROPOSED INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR TODAY!! by Ratello: 2:08am On Aug 15, 2017
Viktoreze:
BRICKS AND BARS ESTATE PHASE 2 is a place you can buy your land and build your dream Home without stress or any wahala from Omonile issues or Government land seizure issues. This is a little Heaven on Earth having the best quality plans and quality facilities.

Bricks and bars ESTATE phase 2 is located in Akodo Ise Town, 2 mins after La Campagne Tropicana. The Beautiful Estate is situated in a serene environment, I can say at the middle of bed of roses.

Bricks and bars Estate Phase 2 is affordable to every Lagosian or Non – Lagosian willing to have a home or buying for INVESTMENT to resell in futute.

STANDARD OF THE ESTATE:
Free from Government Acquisition and Free from Omonile issues, Dry land and tarred road to the estate.

BASIC FACILITIES:
Gated with Perimeter Fencing, Good Road Networks, Drainage and Street lights.

BEAUTY OF THE ESTATE:
Mall, Gardens and Parks, Recreational Club, School and Clinic.

AVAILABLE PLOTS:
Commercial Plots for Schools, Clinic, Mall, Worship place, etc.
Residence Plots for Service Plots and Communal Plots.

TITLE DOCUMENTS:
Registered Survey, Deed of Assignment signed by the family and Lagos state Land Bureau and High Court, Approved Layout plan, and Power of Attorney signed by the family, Vendor and Lagos State.
Gazette Document is now in view.

PLOTS SIZE: 600 Sqm

Outright: N600,000
ALLOCATION TYPE: Immediate
DEVELOPMENT: Immediate

INSTALLMENT PLAN:
PERIOD: 3 Months
PRICE: N700,000
Spread: 1st Month: N300,000, 2nd and 3rd Months: N200,000

NOTE: EASTER PROMO:
Buy 6 Plots , get 1 plot free.


BENEFITS:
• No Omonile issues, Free from Government Acquisitions, Dry land and tarred Road, Security and fast Development.
• You are responsible for building your structures to your taste and no hidden or recurrent charges.
• Closeness to prominent Developments i.e. Free Trade Zone, Refineries, Deep Sea Port etc.

These lands are cheap doesn't make them any less genuine, remember a plot of land in Lekki phase 1 was being sold for about 700k in the '80s. As far as Ibeju-Lekki is concerned Bricks and bars phase 2 is enough for the wise.

For more enquiries, site inspection and purchase kindly contact Victor Eze on 08092724970 or 08158961762
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I hope you are for real on this one
Properties › I Need Advice On The Estimated Cost Of This Duplex Please! by Ratello(op): 1:44am On Aug 15, 2017
I am a big fan of so many experts here especially egunmogaji etc. However, I will need an expert advice of how much it will cost to build from the scratch the following; 5 Bedroom + BQ Detached Duplex on an expansive land of 2 and a half plot with a big garden for exotic plants and crops cited in a gated space, space for 4 automobiles, plastered fence of 11 coches in Akure and Lagos.

I will appreciate a reasonable and fair estimation from honest experts. Thanks my fellas
Politics › Re: APC Removed A Member For Anti Buhari Views by Ratello: 3:21am On Aug 14, 2017
You mean these ....

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives PDP Convention In Abuja (Photos) by Ratello: 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2017
This humble man has one graceful mien that even his enemies cannot resist.
Politics › Re: APC Will Never Leave Jonathan Alone! (A Must Read) by Ratello(op): 3:03pm On Aug 12, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Eyaaa.

All these ones dey mad!

So Nigeria is making progress under Buhari? Wow.
People dey o. This is the new strategy to deceive zombies abi..?

Buhari ia a serial failure!

He failed several my to become the president..and when he was finally made the president his failure Did not leave him.
He failed in primary school. He failed in secondary school. He failed to write waec. And when they forged waec result for him, he still failed..

That is the failure Nigerians made president...and you want me to be part of that system? I dey mad?

Unemployment evverywhere in Nigeria!
Nepotism. Terrorism. Kidnapping.. Evil..

Every bad thing is found in Nigeria..tufiakwa!

You would see the elite controlling the bunch of hungry, blind, povertystriken and useless masses.
If you are wise and still in Nigeria...then you don't have sense.
You have said it all my bro
Politics › APC Will Never Leave Jonathan Alone! (A Must Read) by Ratello(op): 2:46pm On Aug 12, 2017
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I got this biased analysis on my Facebook page and I need political analysts here to help me look into this and come up with what the previous administrations gave back to us that stabilised the economy then.

Nigeria real net oil export revenue: 2010-2015 (under President Jonathan)‬

‪Oil price $110 per barrel average‬
‪Stable oil production at 2.4 million barrels per day‬

‪2010-$70 billion ‬
‪2011-$99 billion‬
‪2012-$94 billion‬
‪2013-$84 billion‬
‪2014-$77 billion‬
‪2015-$21 billion (January-May) ‬

‪Total-$445 billion‬

‪Source: OPEC Revenue Fact Sheet and Energy Information Administration (EIA), a statistical arm of the US Department of Energy for various years; and my estimates. ‬

‪Outcomes in 5 YEARS:‬

‪a) External reserves declined from $47 billion in 2013 to $29 billion in 2015;‬
‪b) Savings depleted from $21 billion in 2010 to $2 billion in 2015.‬
‪c) Federal Government borrowed $2 billion to pay salaries.‬
‪d) 24 States of the federation bankrupt -could not pay salaries of workers, could not repay debts and other contractual obligations. ‬
‪e) accumulated arrears of workers salaries and pensions, running into billions of Naira. ‬
‪f) accumulated contractors debt such that all major constructions stopped. ‬
‪g) NNPC technically bankrupt.‬
‪h) Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) at its all time low. Declined to $3.1 billion in 2015 from $8.8 billion in 2011 ‬
‪i) Nigeria's Credit Rating downgraded‬
‪j) Massive capital flight: industries relocating to neighbouring West African countries.‬

‪Nigeria real net oil export revenue: 2015-2017 (under PMB)‬

‪Oil price $45 per barrel average ‬
‪Loss of 1.2 million barrels per day due to disruption by the Niger Delta Avengers‬

‪2015-$16 billion (June-December) ‬
‪2016-$26 billion‬
‪2017-$10 billion (January-April) ‬

‪Total-$52 billion‬

‪Outcomes:in 2 YEARS‬

‪a) External reserves boosted to $31.22 billion from $29 billion in 2015;‬
‪b) Savings increased to $2.29 billion from $2 billion in 2015.‬
‪c) Federal Government stopped borrowing to pay salaries.‬
‪d) 24 States of the federation bailed out- to pay salaries of workers, repay debts and other contractual obligations. ‬
‪e) Settled fully accumulated arrears of workers salaries and pensions, running into billions of Naira. ‬
‪f) Settled fully accumulated contractors debt such that all major contractors are now back to site. ‬
‪g) settled fully oil importers claims amounting to $400 million.‬
‪h) NNPC restructured and now solvent and liquid. ‬
‪i) Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) steadily picking up. ‬
‪j) Agricultural revolution taken off such that we now have small holder farmers millionaires.‬
‪k) Looted funds recovered running into trillion Naira mark and ploughed back into the budget. ‬
‪l) TSA the plugged loopholes of waste and swindle of public funds, now N4 trillion. ‬
‪---to mention just a few‬

‪Bottom line:‬

‪a) Those looking for a magic wand, here it is. Using $52 billion or 12% in TWO years to achieve what Jonathan could not achieve with $445 billion in FIVE years.‬

‪b) Only an incorrigible hater will say that Nigeria is not making progress under the PMB administration with the acute resource constraint and the multiplying challenges facing the country. ‬

‪I rest my case. May PMB/PYO succeed.‬

‪Endorsed Author: Yakub Aliyu‬

‪#Copied from Olajide Abiola

Cc: Lalasticlala
Politics › Re: S'West Elders:PMB & NW Out To Oppress NIG. Admit Nnamdi Kanu Was Right All Along by Ratello: 11:20am On Aug 12, 2017
GIts not about Nnamdi KANU now, Ojukwu (of blessed memory) saw this coming and virtually all what he predicted about a future Nigeria about the North on Nigeria had all been fulfilled. I really pity the unstable Yoruba's right now.
Politics › Re: Reasons Why Army Has Not Staged Coup Again In Nigeria - Ex President, Obasanjo by Ratello: 11:13am On Aug 12, 2017
That was a masterstroke from Obasanjo but even at that I still don't see the effect of it on our democracy at least judging from the misbehaviours of these useless polithiefcians since 1999 undecided I really wished a coup can be staged right now.
Politics › Re: 5 Major Issues Buhari Will Tackle After Resuming by Ratello: 10:33am On Aug 12, 2017
This is just pure trash it can only happen in your wild dreams
Pets › Re: Snake Killed By My Dog Last Night by Ratello: 1:36pm On Aug 11, 2017
chiscodedon:
I woke up this morning, was shocked opening my door to see a black snake lying on my frontage killed by my dog.
This is her 3rd time killing snakes and she always kill other reptiles and as usual anytime she kills,she brings and lay them on my corridor.
I have checked all her body,but saw no bite, is there any precaution I need to take?
I need to administer any drugs on her?
Worry not my bro dogs are superior to snakes in the hunting battle except when the snake strikes first by ambush but if seen on time snakes have no chance of survival.....your dog is save bro. Type the following keywords on Google to watch videos on YouTube on how dogs kill snakes for fun if seen on time, "dogs killing snakes" or dogs attack snakes"
Politics › Re: See The Nairalander Who Wants To Run For Governor by Ratello: 11:48am On Aug 11, 2017
Is he a porn star? He appears like one to me by the way and seems to have zero knowledge on politics with his funny and misguided manifestoes.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Graft Agency Traces $615 Million To Ex-oil Minister by Ratello: 4:00am On Aug 11, 2017
ZKOSOSO:
These evil Mallams and their Gullibles.....!!

The N92Billion found in Elrufai account nko??

The 17Billions misappropriated by Sanusi Lamido Sanusi of CBN nko?

The over 1.5 Trillions found in the pockets of Late Emir of Kano nko?

The over 46 Oil Blocs owned by HausaFulaniKanuris-Muslims nko??

All former Petroleum Ministers of HausaFulani Northerners stole more money and also set the ministry as Northern ATM, abi??

Why Dieziani?? Cos she is GEJ associate and ijaw woman. Simple
Is she even a thief?? NO. All audits proved her innocent.

Anybody today that is GMD of NNPC or Petroleum Minister of Nigeria that spent 5yrs in Office without stealing would have what they claim she owns. The Petroleum sector is HQ of Corruption controlled by the Fulanis exclusively and anyone outside their circle is termed a THIEF by them using the EFCC and security operations that they control.
God bless your reasoning bro, they thought we are fools
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Ghumbili, Adamawa, Kills Scores, Destroys 60 Houses by Ratello: 3:54am On Aug 11, 2017
Can peace ever reign in the North? No! This is because they have spilled innocent blood in the past and these innocent ones are crying against that cursed land for vengeance I am talking on the angle of authority mind you. Boko Haram will continue to kill unless the killings of innocent Christians up North are stopped and the fundamentalists up there turn over a new leaf. North is practically a land of blood. I rest my case
Politics › Re: Loot Recovered So Far From Diezani, “a Tip Of The Iceberg” – Magu by Ratello: 3:52am On Aug 11, 2017
Do these worthless lots take us to be fools by their timely "red herring sophistries" they keep pulling out to destract the unwary citizens from their gross ineptitude at the job of good governance. Diezani this, Diezani that why would they keep pulling out figures and claimed she stole what when she is not yet dead to come defend herself and probably tell us what transpired. Danbazzau one of the greatest looter to ever head the Army is serving in this useless govt., unfortunately our mumu still never do. Bunch of grass munching goats pretending to fight corruption. It shall not be well with all the looters of this great Country right from 1960. Bastards
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Militants Order Northerners & Yorubas Out Of Region Before October 1 by Ratello: 1:11am On Aug 11, 2017
obiech:
Why......pls is something happening that day huh
Go back and read the topic this time slowly then you will understand very well,,,,,,,
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Militants Order Northerners & Yorubas Out Of Region Before October 1 by Ratello: 1:03am On Aug 11, 2017
Terkimbi01:
Beware of OCT 1....
I would rather say, beware of September 10
Politics › Re: Nigerian Graft Agency Traces $615 Million To Ex-oil Minister by Ratello:
I am of the opinion that her revoking of many oil licenses granted many Northerners and being audacious to push the Petroleum Information Bill to the then Senate was the Genesis and Malachi of her problem besides her over-bearing attitude.

However, I really pity this woman's husband. She is damn too domineering and can't be controlled by the Alpha species, this is why Jonathan got problems controlling her hence, making it appear that Jonathan's govt was hijacked by her and Aunty Ngozi. Dieziani is not the rogue they want us to believe she is, let's hear from her.

*Modified*: Jonathan started misbehaving after this "warm handshake" grin cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Cover Today’s Woman Magazine by Ratello: 6:53pm On Aug 10, 2017
veave:
It doesn't matter. Be happy for them
I am dear at least from the "pictures" they look great and good together
Politics › Re: What I Spotted During The Pro Buhari Rally In Lagos by Ratello: 6:51pm On Aug 10, 2017
Hungry set of useless youths. Ask these lowlifes how much is one Mudu of Garri under this useless Buhari's govt
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Cover Today’s Woman Magazine by Ratello: 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2017
veave:
Lesson from the pictures.
Stay with someone who makes you happy.
At least from the pictures and not in their real lifestyles
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Sacks 98 Aides by Ratello: 10:38am On Aug 10, 2017
This rogue is targeting something ahead but I can assure the demon that he will be firmly resisted.
Health › Re: Lumps Of Fibroids Removed From A Nigerian Woman's Stomach. Graphic Photos by Ratello: 12:21am On Aug 10, 2017
Shrink it for once and later pass it out of your body with local herbs this is only for affected ladies please. Whatsapp 09085894826
Politics › Re: What Kind Of Corruption Is This? This Country Is Finished! by Ratello: 11:07pm On Aug 09, 2017
This is practically a zoological garden
Crime › Re: Colombian Man Shoots Unclad Wife & Her Lover Dead While Having Sex In Their Home by Ratello: 5:05pm On Aug 09, 2017
dollytino4real:
if she is adulterous tell her to leave instead of killing her. no moral right of killing
You are not a man so I forgive you...undecided
Politics › Re: Osibanjo May Take Over As Mr President Becomes Weaker(picture) by Ratello: 11:35am On Aug 09, 2017
Long overdue and not worth celebrating.
Properties › Re: Total Cost To Fence 2 Plots Of Land by Ratello: 11:03am On Aug 09, 2017
PropertiesNaija:
Okay..

A brand new set of lovely duplexes are up for sale and
the beautiful combination of Luxury and Affordability is
awesome. This Estate's Ambience is very lovely!

FACILITIES :
Fitted Modern Kitchen
Good water treatment plant
3car park for each apartment
Modern Brick wall finishing
Spanish floor titles in sitting room and corridors
Italian tiles in other rooms
Quality sanitary wears
Cctv and dstv. Connection ready
Electrical fittings ready
Good paved road with drainage
Dining Area in sitting room
Exclusive compound to yourself
Children play Area
Family lounge
Street light

LOCATION: Adjacent the Circle Shoprite, Lekki

TITLE: Governor's Consent

PRICE:
5 Bedroom + BQ Detached Duplex = #55m
4 Bedroom Semidetached Duplex = #48.5m
3 Bedroom Semidetached Duplex = #38.5m

Call/WhatsApp: 08138718647; 08075256644
info@naijapropertiesonline.com

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I love this.....but the Lekki "thing" is very discouraging at least going by the water aspect
Politics › Re: Resume Or Resign Protesters Attacked By Police In Abuja, Journalist Injured by Ratello: 10:41am On Aug 09, 2017
goldedprince:
may you die a zombie in JESUS NAME. who told you we aint ok with osinbanjo been an acting president till the president is strong an ok.
why must you idiots bury a man alive. is buhari dead that you will be talking of his vice taking over as president?
why is he called a vice president?
idiots like you are the problem nigeria should first get ride of
You are right!

Politics › Re: Buhari Should Be Made Foreign Minister If He Refuses To Resign — Fayose by Ratello: 12:13am On Aug 09, 2017
sarrki:
Fayose

His a Madman

There is no difference between fayose and Nnamdi KANU
No wonder you are not lettered to understand and know how to construct simple sentence with your Oyo style of English. "His" indeed
Politics › Re: After DPR Exams, The Connected Gets Automatic Slot. (photo) by Ratello: 12:08am On Aug 09, 2017
Rubbish as usual.

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