₦airaland Forum

airminem:
I guess IDP is now a common expression.

Las las we all will be IDP if we elected bad government in 2023

Who's the good president aspirant to vote?

Xscape1993:
Buy from us today...

Where is your shop pls?

Rakiticbarca:
HP Elitebook 840 G3 Laptop 14-inch display Intel Core i7-6th Gen 8GB Ram 256GB SSD Backlit Keyboard Touchscreen Display Fingerprint Scanner Laptop and charger

TLC 165K

I like this mehnnn..
150k pls?

Robert is a diesel.

anonimi:
Does the federal government include your own senator and representative, or it doesn't?

You see..
..after everything I've been through in Nigeria, the last thing I'm going to apologize for is my paranoia.

Na today?!

The govt keeps fuckin its own people all-day!

faithfull18:
True, too much injustice in the land, how do we make progress.

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: we’ve been bamboozled long enough and we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle.
We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth, the bamboozle has captured us and It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan Power over you, you almost never get it back.

Nigeria is in for a long ride.

Rakiticbarca:
HP Elitebook 840 G3 Laptop 14-inch display Intel Core i7-6th Gen 8GB Ram 256GB SSD Backlit Keyboard Touchscreen Display Fingerprint Scanner Laptop and charger

TLC 165K

Deal

faithfull18:
Nigeria, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. The fact that there are no laws to hold people accountable makes the whole thing worse!

There are laws to hold people accountable but it only works for the poor man.
Injustice and lawlessness is the greatest terror a government can ever enforce on its own people!

weldone!

This is why we need debt collectors in Nigeria

Petman18:
Available

Petman, you know where I can facelift my Honda Accord DC?

[quote author=psalmz post=117682487][/quote]Hello Psalmz, I'd like to buy this phone but I'd like to know.

1.Can I use without Face ID?
2. TT nko?
3. Does it come with original screen or replacement?
4. Cosmetic condition.


Pls write back.

Once inside, you will not be able to see the roofings because of the thick white smoke coming out of smokers oesophagus.
It's like smoke from a combustion engine with bad exhaust assy.

Generalwoodz:
A fight should be organized between Nigerian police and the Chinese police. I'm darn sure the Chinese employing tactics and terrific karate and kungfu styles, would smoothly beat the living shit outta every officer currently serving in the Nigerian police Force.

One Chinese police would make 100,000 Nigerian police cry blood.

The world has seen how corrupt, untrustworthy and evil the Nigerian police is.

The Nigerian police are very good in holding the umbrellas for the Chinese when it's raining. Now, they can't trust them with their umbrellas any more.

Too much Nollywood don chop your brains.

FaceTanke:
Even okada riders

Women dey order okada riders for sex?!

Hian??!!

Everytime I buy a Luxury wristwatch on AliExpress, it won't come.
I either get a refund or lose the money..
I think there're fuckers in Nigerian Clearing Houses.

Pitobi talk am o.

You better lower your price if you really wanna sell.

The brand new of this phone is sold for 170k in here, nobody will take your 200k asking price seriously.

My one cent.


https://www.nairaland.com/7266460/iphone-11-64gb-chip-unlock

emmaodet:


Congratulations for your success bro but i don't want to sound pessimistic, you are just 1 out of every 500 guys that will break even.

Believe me, most people would be stuck at the bottom.
It is the way o Life. Many at the base, few at the top not matter what.
What we are experiencing is the down side of capitalism and as we go more and more into it, suicide rate will escalate while depression will go over the roof.

Thank you sir..
Sometimes, I wondered why LIFE was designed that way.

Life is very hard to the masses, only few are at the top.

Islamabad wallah

viqSmallz:
How much to fill gas? 3-5K. If the AC is bad just come out clean.

Anytime you hear Ac need gas, na sakamanje.

Check your fan, radiatior and gear sensors.

psalmz:
hope u enjoying your ban on your other moniker ,keypad warrior that spends all his entire life on Nairaland,if u like mention my name a million times to all your useless comments,I won’t respond to you cos I really don’t respond to people who are hungry and pass their time on Nairaland to ease the hunger

Hehehehehe..

PAINS..

GAZZUZZ:
₦3,100,000

From 3m?!

Cadamlk:
I love Nigerian mum. They don't take shit from kids . I am not talking about young mums of today,many of them spoil kids by trying to copy the western life.

Reminds me of my mum ,a very strong disciplinarian.

The reason why I don't play Football is my Mother.

She'd flog me for getting dirty, more flogging for getting injured?!

Eh? momma don't take shit; She was a school teacher tho.

Buy most young mother's nowadays are just rubbish.

Kingdemu:
Guys I'm a big fan of Gazzuzz and I dey always try defend am on this board but I won't do that on this one. I'm afraid OnyeObodo is right. Gazzuzz being human tried to play a fast one with the advert of this car. After being called out on the quality of paint job on the first thread he created (wonder why Gazzuzz who has a thick skin for trolls will quickly modify the title of his previous thread in order to hide it), he promised there that he'll make a video of the car. Gazzuzz then brought this "sample video" and posted and tried to pass it off as that of the car he was selling. It was when OnyeObodo bursted him on that thread by outlining some differences between the car in the video and the one in pictures, that Gazzuzz modified the title of that thread and opened this one and smatly tagged the video as a "sample" here. Question is, is the Corolla a rare car that you have to bring a sample video of it to Nairaland? And why not just video yours and upload? And when he was yet again called out here on why he posted a video of a different car and not the one he has for sale, he smartly edited his first comment and uploaded that of the car he wants to sell. Question still remains of what use is the sample video in the first place? E get things you no fit defend if you get conscience. You go just look am pass and prolly shout, 70YRS OLD MAN.

May the gods bless you bro, how can you defend this rubbish?!
Why sample video?! why?!!!

I'ma fan of Gazzuzz too, he's solved many of my problems on this platform but why fingering prospecting buyer sense with an unnecessary Sample Vid.
Na scammer dey behave like that na.

The same way they package Buhari for us, they are repackaging Tilumpu.
I'm not surprised if a fantastic corrupt Naija man is sending "Sample Video" as if Corolla is a new thing to Nigerians.
They do this shitt well at Computer-village Ikeja, they advertise a fresh phone and ended selling you a packaged fufu- with NYLON.

Ask the moniker Psalmz ; Na him be their Nylon master.

GAZZUZZ:
₦3,000,000

The buyer is coming soon.

OnyeObodo:
What do you mean by sample video of similar corrolla? Is he selling similar corrolla or actual corrolla?

Why not make the video of the actual corrolla being sold? Why similar?

Deceptive Marketing?

Naso scam dey start.

They advertise a beautiful stuff and end up selling you the bad stuff.
it's an old trick in the book of scam.

Omo nna..