₦airaland Forum

TonyeBarcanista:
All the comments by Obidient cultists carry zero intellectual engagement... just insults and yeye personal attacks.

Uncle, how can Nigeria be blessed with people like you and Her problems keeps increasing everyday?!

Which way broda?

Ayodeoba:
The governor is indirectly telling lagosians to protect the assets against children's of hate who burnt brts in the name of fake end sars protesters being killed.

In clear terms, Lagosians Should Protect Lagos from Igbos, Abokki and other basterrd entities.


Eko o ni baje.

ambu2:
Laugh wan kill me die
Bad girl Portable
Lesson: Hair adds so much to being feminine.

Without hair, those vaginal people would be ugly as Bleep

Fallout:
Just as the way they will see red and call it blue… serves them right.



If I were to the man, I won’t back off on the said amount .

We die there

Haha?!

Diaris godu o!

Oleeee..
Olosha!

fregeneh:
NO CEMENT SELLER WILL COLLECT ONE BILLION NAIRA CASH FROM YOU SIRE.

Siddon there...

Poverty don finish your brains..

I'm a Dangote Staff.

You can be a Major Distributor with N500m.

Refinery is coming up soon too, what stopping you from Partnering with US?

iLegendd:
Some people will ask, "What of those old or market women who don't know how to use e-Naira or Android phone?" They'll be the ones using the lower denominations of the Naira.

For those market women who control millions, they have young workers or children who are computer savvy to handle the e-transactions for them.

Since you know Bankers can be bribed and there are million other ways to Clean dirty money
Why calling people idiot when your so called Sensible writeup is flawed!

You're the bigger idiot here.

kingyakos:
Buhari promised a free and fair election and he has seen vote buying as one of the hindrance in achieving what he promised Nigerians and the world on the podium of UN.
I believe he's doing everything possible to achieve his aim because some presidential candidate has in their position unbelievable sum of money to disrupt the free and fair election that Buhari has promised. If the redesigned naira note could be in circulation before the presidential election it would quench vote buying in the 2023 presidential election.

It won't quench shittt.

Bring N10B to me NOW, I can spend it, I mean (Clean it) in one week.
That why people like Obi Cubana dey alive.

New or Old money, Vote must be bought legally or illegally.

begoniaa:
Yeah...someone noted this point too, and I think it is sensible.

It senseless bro...

Just think about it, You have 10trillion in a room and you hear about this News, would you just Siddon dey look?


I'm sure you'd improvise, cos there's enough time to get that money out in the circulation before shit happens.

E.g, If have that kinda illegal money, then it's time for shopping...
I'd buy Gold, Diamonds, luxury Mansions, Eko Atlantic, Dangote cement, Abuja poch Properties, Trucks, Shares, Consumer electronics, Foodstuffs, Cows, and whatever things I can resell for profit in six months.

The rich fuckers knows their way, no sane man will be caught in this mumu CBN stunt.

P;S if you know anyone that's got that basterrd money, PM me, I can buy you Cement up to One Billion Naira and the good thing is, the Cement will be ready for evacuation February next year.

Aye bobo yen to baje patapata.
Kim don use him destiny.

Odewaleadesoye:
He did a great job.



Money plus intellect.
He did well.
God should pick my call too



There should be stairs.

Honestly, there should be stairs, Gym, Swimming Pool, Green areas, and Cinema.

I think the windows and doors are ugly too, he shouldda made the windows a bit-Curvy-dainty and like 30 of em just like the ones on Airplane.

are you serious?

Petman18:
yes

Address pls.
I'm in Kogi state

Elxandre:
No vex bro what's TT?

True Tone

cherishmichael:
This northerners think Nigeria belongs to them, don't worry very sorry soon it will enter you guys very well.

After baba Fulani did us rubbish, another fulaman is claiming saviour all cos he's in PDP.

Dreams come true..

By December, I'll buy two Cars at a Time.
The Regd plates will be; LAVISHA and BOYAN.

AlfaSeltzer:
My life is not dedicated to my mother's happiness.

Then, your Father is disappointed to bred a son like you.

Brainmytool:
Do you have a penis? If yes talk to the penis and if it gives you full current, then find another woman. Because you are still active but if it does not forget it. Just get ur children and train them.


She will come back in 5 years but tell her ur penis is not giving u full current as an oloosho only wants penis and money. This will kill her emotionally the same way she is killing u.

That guy is a simple man, he can't move on- he's done.

What tribe are you?
You must be a Igbo..

Cos No sane Omoluabi Parents will tolerate this shit.
Even Abokki won't try it.

Anyways, you're done.
You married the wrong woman.

Tess24:
Bodies can't be found.. Then where are the bodies... People above are sending condolence... I rest my case

Bodies are in the belly of fishes.

There's a folklore that says Mamiwater always find a way to eat peeps that eat fishembryos.

Stephenmoka4:
Imagine USA, Canada, European countries and Australia ban us

Na nyamiri dey cause these nonsense.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Tinubu does not have a viable opposition come 2023

It’s a straight and wide path to Aso rock.

Peter Obi and Atiku better use their money to start a lucrative fish farming business, instead of wasting funds

There's no wasting funds in contesting for President seat.

Either win or Lose, you'll make %1000000 ROI.

Use your head

Righthussle:
When I was a Christain, I loved praises more than prayer. Prayer never made sense to me. Prayer is a sign of distrust.

Man down!

Your father should have put it in her arse.

AlfaSeltzer:
There is no God.

Now your Mother is disappointed!

Michelle70:
been a long time i heard of that god.
Is he still alive?

Earth is full, go home.

Nothing like worship...

gaby:
You'd stop eating this trash the day you see how and where they are made....

Yuck...

Very unsanitary and unhygienic...

Na fat wey dem rub pepper mix come dry am for sun where flies go perch am tire...

The day I got to see the process during my Service Year @ Kaduna, I gave up eating the rubbish jerky.

Normally, Abokki won't slaughter a healthy Cow for this.
It's either they take the diseased or dead meats, the kinda meat they'll know can never sell in the market.
Sometimes ago in Kogi, People caught an Abokki using rubber as killishi, some use house rats and whatever meats they can get, all in the name of making money.


They'll slice, rub fat, pepper, maggi, spices, colorings, kuli-kuli/dates and other condiments, then theyll dryy in the open where Lizards, Rats and other flying, chewing and biting insects take their share unopposed.

Later on, slow cooking ends the process.

That thing is bullshits, Peeps don't care as long as there is Maggi and pepper in it, they will still rush it.

Rakiticbarca:
SOLD sir

Ohh my jeez!

Rakiticbarca:
HP Elitebook 840 G3 Laptop 14-inch display Intel Core i7-6th Gen 8GB Ram 256GB SSD Backlit Keyboard Touchscreen Display Fingerprint Scanner Laptop and charger

TLC 165K

Baba Rak pls na?

potbelly:
Cheap or you have strong bargaining skills...

Maybe she's got A's in Flirting Technology 101.

gloryhomemaker:
Dem no cheat ooooo.
This is plantain season and each for 300 is relatively ok. I bought a big bunch for 1,500 the other day and that's how I got to know that this is the season.
God bless your hustle.

Mama de mama..

What's the menu today?
I don dey salivate for your delicious threads already.