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Family › Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Rawhumper(m): 9:42pm On Sep 14, 2020
Same happened at our Lodge back then Golden Garden Lodge (112rooms),
As students were downstairs mumbling about the piles of condoms, mine i used and kept on my toilet window mistakenly fell down.

I Can never Forget that day.










donaldking10:
front page asap

I also remember back then in school when used condoms blocked our lodge suck-away pipe.
the plumber discovered more than 1,000 condoms inside the suck-away pit.
the land-lord had to give everyone general warning.
back then in pace-lodge absu...lol
Politics › Re: Dauda Kahutu: Rarara Receives N57M Donations To Release New Song For Buhari - SR by Rawhumper(m): 4:42pm On Sep 14, 2020
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Oh yes even Girls in the East would Want to date him i agree but have You heard of female barbers?

Thats what The Eastern Girls will do to him, no Ibo Girl will agree to marry him but can agree to "barb" This time around 7steps haircut.

Am really dissappointed in those who out of sentiments Support evil, if Buhari were from my Side and not doing well, believe me i will openly criticize him that makes us patriotic Nigerians.

Been patriotic, doesnt mean been loyal to the Govt, but to your motherland(The People).
I think if You People start to understand This concept, The better for us all.

Search your conscience and Look at our Country today cry cry










quote author=gtown post=93917894]
With the kind money he has, I am sure many women even down East would beg for his hands in marriage should he throws it open. His teeth are scattered but he has the pepper to f uck the most beautiful girl in your community.
By asking people to contribute for his next release, he only wanted to send a message that no matter what detractors say, Buhari still remains the best option as he is still on track for the reasons why he was voted for twice, at 2015 and again in 2019 by millions of Nigerians across the country. That he recently dash out car gifts should tell you that he is what Hausa people call ''bakin tukunya mai fir da farin tuwo ne''.[/quote]
Politics › Re: Dauda Kahutu: Rarara Receives N57M Donations To Release New Song For Buhari - SR by Rawhumper(m): 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
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Are You alright?

Of all People You Are saying The Ibos or Ipobs Are supporting Buhari, is This a style u Want to use to get Eastern Support fot Buhari or APC?

Know This it was The Ibos that gave Atiku bloc votes morr than any other tribe.

Plz and plz because few Ibos Are Working with Buhari doesnt mean The whole Ibo race are Behind him.










quote author=LordviccoDaGuru post=93897736]grin grin grin grin shame on south-east ipobs wailers Buhari till 2031



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin for those who hate Buhari R.i.p grin grin[/quote]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rich Women Seeking Men, Check Latest Wealthy Sugar Mummies ,wants Strong Men by Rawhumper(m): 3:21pm On Sep 14, 2020
You can give me her direct by pm me.

Thanks









quote author=Jennysandra post=64832865]Rich women seeking men, call her phone number now: Sugar momma Britney believes in living a good and free life, does not like dull moments and always loves catching fun, she loves guys that can bring so much fun and laughter. Are you in that category? You may be on your way to connecting with......
Contact her in link the below
http://loverschrest.com/lovely-rich-ladies/[/quote]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wealthy Dubai Sugar Mummy Ready To Invite You To Dubai And She Is Super Rich – S by Rawhumper(m): 3:18pm On Sep 14, 2020
Hi dear, Can u come to Abuja?




quote author=Herbeedemi post=78653539]09015651259[/quote]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: It Hurts by Rawhumper(m): 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2020
[where do you stay dear?

Its good to be an introvert, dont punish yourself cos of it.










quote author=Mizkris post=93635773]Finding a good man in this time is really stressing me out as an introvert. Now I see the reasons why my mummy always shout at me to always attend functions , make friends, mingle and interact with people now I feel so lonely having gotten to Masters level in studies having done couple of jobs I still feel alone no girl friend not to talk of boyfriend or relationship.

I need advice sometimes I feel I am too good to be alone a good man deserves me and I deserves one.[/quote]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hook Up Needed Urgently by Rawhumper(m): 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2020
I will Call You dear








Lynette2cute:
Hi
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 2:31pm On Sep 14, 2020
I sent You a Message, Hope You got it.










Shortyy:
OK sir, what role will that be?
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Rob Family In Ogun, Gang-Rape A 16-Year-Old Girl – Police by Rawhumper(m): 2:29pm On Sep 14, 2020
I will say it again, Nigeria is insecure for everyone.

But i dont agree with Obj my man that Nigeria is a failed State, but her Govt is a failed one thats why we have strangers pampered and treated with respect while The real owners Are maltreated like goat.


The Hausa/Fulanis the time for your hegemony will soon be a past.

If its Yahoo boys, kidnappers,etc from other tribes, You see them lined with The Security men posing like The won Champions League.


God bless Kadunna State Assembly for The castration bill for rapists, i Hope it will be introduced into The National Assembly.


Rubbish!!!














Franklyspeakin:
This herdsmen thing is an example of proof of objs accusation at buhari of dividing us along ethnic lines. Chaiiiii the omoluabi has been given multiple uncircumcised gbolas. Her life cannot be the same again. Yet they will rush and kill Gana when this ones could have been wasted in the bush.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: 3 Rules Erica Broke That May Lead To Her Disqualification by Rawhumper(m): 11:19am On Sep 14, 2020
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E biakwa......ogini kwa? cool

huh










quote author=JenniferAkpamu post=93906286]
Oniranu[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 11:18am On Sep 14, 2020
From what i Said, does it mean i support it?

Am just telling You to chill and not be shifting your threats to another dimension.

Peace bro. We Are just here to catch some fun and contribute positively to peoples lives.














quote author=99thEnemy post=93907517] am I a cultist?........ So you even support cultism undecided[/quote]
Politics › Re: You Are Nigeria’s ‘Divider-In-Chief’, Presidency Replies Obasanjo by Rawhumper(m): 11:13am On Sep 14, 2020
This politicians Are really shameless, how Can Buhari open his mouth and compare his Works with that of Obj.

Please Can any DSS man here channel to Message to Buhari, Let him know it is not he that says how good it is, it is The citizenry that feels the Impact of the policies of the govt.

Shame on APC and shame on PDP for not uniting and fighting themselves everyday.

Long throats in PDP, should be banned from the Party, they Are the ones taking bribes to destabilize the Party.










Ecstasy154:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/09/youre-nigerias-divider-in-chief-presidency-blasts-obasanjo/amp/
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 6:20am On Sep 14, 2020
Not ok sir, its for your own good. Dec is drawing near and men or women Are setting their traps to catch victims.

Most ladies dont heed advice, till they do or taste that thing that is in their minds.

Its good to hustle, but if ones loses her life in The process, of what essence is it?

I will send You mail but have in mind, i can flirt but truly i dont Joke or mess with my business,so have it in mind when u wil be coming.












quote author=Shortyy post=93900686]
OK sir, what role will that be?[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya, Erica Punished For Disobeying Biggie's Rule by Rawhumper(m): 11:40pm On Sep 13, 2020
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My man lwkmd....honestly as am typing am still laughing.

You get mouth, thats why i enjoy Coming to NL, God bless all NLs and Seun.

I grin grin











quote author=light099 post=92690097]Although i rarely comment on BBN threads but ever since i saw a thread yesterday where this kid spoke his mind concerning Erica, I've taken special interest in him.

Kidwayya is a great kid. Definition of a guy who run things on his own terms. And bitches are at his mercy not the other way round. A true alpha blood, not all the simps on this forum who misuse the word alpha.

After servicing her craw craw yansh many times, he still had the gut to say it all over the air, that she's not in the league of his choices, he's only using her to relieve sexual stress.
Kidwayya literally said "I Don't Have Any Feelings For Erica......" End of discussion.
Even if he shifts his base to another lady in the house, I know the Erica of a lady, would still be after him to get his attention. She's literally at his mercy, not vice versa.
That is how real men run their things.
We have a lot of simps on this forum who should learn from Kidwayya, instead of creating endless threads and crying about how ladies are taking advantage of them.[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 11:11pm On Sep 13, 2020
If You have someone You Can stay with in Abuja, i Can employ You in my business cos i dont have extra accomodation for You.

But You Need to be careful with The rate of rapes and killings, You Are ready to travel to Work in strange places?

I May not be the only Nice guy here but u have to learn from other Girls mistakes, i know This is falling on deaf eyes.

As for my Business,its real but You cant have it, if You dont have where u will be staying.

Am employing two More People then am good to go.










Shortyy:
Nairalanders please I need a job. I don't mind the location
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 10:58pm On Sep 13, 2020
Calm down Brother, there is nothing on that Road but total destruction and regrets.

Killing a man, does not make one strong or hard man but what makes a real man is ability to control yourself at verge of taking another person's life.

If you can reconcile with him and sail along on a neutral ship.

Remember everything is about The mind, dont carry am for head but try to avoid physical conflicts.

Its better You direct your energy to our Politicians like Omo-Agege, Adams, Buhari, Okoroawusa that threatened an electoral officer and still got the ticket to be a senator.










quote author=99thEnemy post=93896533]telling the foolish cultist the truth[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 10:35pm On Sep 13, 2020
Alphas truly have command of women no doubt More than simps.

I myself, i cant be a simp that ass licks a lady...

Simps are women's tissue papers

They Can kill their Fellow man to
Please a Girl.

Simps cry when they are rejected.

Simps borrow Money to impress a female visitor.

Simps stammer and whimper when around beautiful Girls etc.


Alphas dont give a real Cheat ans dont have The time to impress ladies.

Alphas can have a Little change in Pocket, to bed any Girl and still have The money intact...in some cases collect the money the girl came with.

Alphas drive the car while simps washes and beautifies the car for Alphas.

Alphas dont have time to waste, to impress on a Girl that is forming.

True Alphas Are not emotional.Etc

Am a mixture of both, i rather stay in the middle than be either of the two.















quote author=Hathor5 post=93895375]

Someone mentioned some commandments on this thread which the alfa male is supposed to follow as formulated by some red pillars. I googled them and found a website with comments. It was close to a traumatic experience to read them. grin I knew that anyone who refers to himself as alfa has an underlying problem but I didn't know it was so pathological. Their stories go like "The girl I fancy slept with all my friends but rejected me, I don't know how to put the commandments to use". "My mama destroyed my confidence when... ." These are the type of men the authors of the movement extract money from.

Simps for me any day any time.[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 10:15pm On Sep 13, 2020
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I concur fully with what You Said.

In truth, most Play boys Are not really that successful like their counterparts who put in More efforts to Work harder.

Right from time, i have always known women to have The power right from my universities days during elections, i relied More on The ladies and it worked for me.

I could remember Guys paying me homage,to help them canvass for female votes for school elections.

My prediction for This years winner will be between Ozo and Laycon.













quote author=pocohantas post=93891642]Simps 1: Alfa males 0

Ozo SAFE : Kiddwaya EVICTED

Wouldn’t you rather be a SIMP?

If you wanna go far in BBN, even in LIFE, you better appeal to vagina people and simps o. Alfa males no get money (to vote). Na only to dey type SIMP upandan... grin grin[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Rawhumper(m): 10:00pm On Sep 13, 2020
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I told a NairalandLady few Days ago that Kid was going.
I knew he would go......










quote author=lalasticlala post=93891620]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBNaija/status/1305218245537017859



https://mobile.twitter.com/BBNaija/status/1305221145545920512



https://mobile.twitter.com/BBNaija/status/1305221547473412103

Here's a look at Kiddwaya's highlights in Biggie's House. Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qdFwnZIRY

What's next between him and Erica?[/quote]
Romance › Re: Man Forcefully Romanced A Lady He Bought Phone For, Then She Bit Him by Rawhumper(m): 7:53pm On Sep 13, 2020
Names that gat me tripping in here Are Twoclans, JENNIFER AKPAMU, SMELLING ANUS, STUBBORNGOAT ETC cheesy










quote author=Twoclans post=76028210]

Just finished casting my vote,i hope you will be able to go out and vote kiss[/quote]
Romance › Re: Man Forcefully Romanced A Lady He Bought Phone For, Then She Bit Him by Rawhumper(m): 7:49pm On Sep 13, 2020
Guy there Are many pretty Girls around, i blame men that think money is everything when it Comes to every woman.

If u have good game, with change You Can still bed as many Girls as You Want.

No Girl forced The Guys to go and commit vices to make Money.

Did i kill or defraud to get Money so that i Can bed women? No!!! So plz stop such excuses.

Women have blood in their veins too.










quote author=UniQue84 post=76007791] its good for them, bite them well well, bite their dick those pussy niggas... Den nu dey try ...e brother &,sister go don beg am money tire, e g say e nu get,carry am give pussy, na pussycat bite am for neck grin grin Awon werey...

Pls also bite those big pot belle men who will leave their wives and children to run after small small universities girls who is almost same age as their daughter...they will deny sharp 2:1 male graduate job and give to a layback Big ass lady with pass or 3rd class who all through her time in school Neva entered class ones but her department is in Abuja with politicians.

God will punish all of you who have succeeded in frustrating young hardworking men with dreams pushing them into social ills/vices.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Man Forcefully Romanced A Lady He Bought Phone For, Then She Bit Him by Rawhumper(m): 7:43pm On Sep 13, 2020
Thats why am at peace with You ladies, God will really bless You all even those that did me wrong but in all, i must Say i enjoyed the company.


I have nothing to complain, except Guys should learn to Tell women what they really Want without fear or coercion....but they wont hear.

It may sound weird, am one of The few Guys that is truly grateful to The ladies.

Rapists should be cursed again and then skinned alive under the hot sun at Sahara desert.









quote author=MissRaine69 post=76007589]He could have just used noodles like most guys ...a phone was a bit ambitious.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Anthills In My Bf's House, Plz Help With Solutions (pics) by Rawhumper(m): 7:19pm On Sep 13, 2020
What a mess....it deserves complete burning down of The whole building.







quote author=Juliet11111 post=83999995]Plz how do we do away with this menace?[/quote]
Politics › Re: Angry Imo people ‘pounce’ on Uche Nwosu. ( Pictures) by Rawhumper(m): 7:15pm On Sep 13, 2020
For saying my mind bro..... You deserve big bakassi chic with paw paw front.

Buhari is The wirst criminal in Africa, very pretentious, These dirty and shameless Politicians deserve merciless flogging.

Lai Mohammed is at one corner telling us that Buhari rescued Naija from been a failed State.

I Can see a slight improvement in The policies especially of The Legislature....sensitive issues Are debated and bills introduced.
The ultimate motion i want to be introduced is IMPEACHMENT motion against Buhari like its been done in Peru and other countries.

OMO-AGEGE who claimed to be a Buharist should be recalled too for seeing evil and calling it good because of wealth.










quote author=franchasng post=80683334]Criminal Uche Nwosu, they ought to have chained you with big steel chains by now.

If not that Buhari is a pretentious corrupt terrorist who shamelessly rigs election without remorse, how can Rochas Okorocha your FIL become a senator representing any part of Imo state when he publicly held the RO at gunpoint to announce his name as winner of the heavily rigged election he still failed to winhuh[/quote]
Politics › Re: Angry Imo people ‘pounce’ on Uche Nwosu. ( Pictures) by Rawhumper(m): 7:04pm On Sep 13, 2020
I sight You my dear, u nailed it.

Keep up The good works wink




quote author=Annie939 post=80682315]this is just the beginning soonest we will start stoning them.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Sweet Lips Here by Rawhumper(m): 6:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
They Can say what they Want but believe me, your lips Are full and juicy.......

I Can see d tenderness to The mouth dear.

I appreciate your lips, d are full and healthy.

You are more than a goddess!



















agbonkamen:
thank you
Crime › Re: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 5:54pm On Sep 13, 2020
Wooowwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Am so so excited!!!

grin angry cheesy grin grin grin but did she Say what happened to her?










macdammy:
She was found in badagry
Crime › Re: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 5:35pm On Sep 13, 2020
You are right bro, i Remember when one man called me and told me somethings about my Life.

After telling me what to do, he asked me to come to Ogun for prayers, after i sent 4k card.

They wanted me to send in More Money to buy items for the prayers, i thank God i didnt travel to that State.

I have been preaching for peace but i Want to use This medium to Tell anyone to visiting Ogun to ne extremely careful, DONT TRY TO act AS A STRANGER, NO, WHOM TO ASK FOR DIRECTION.

This is very important....everywhere in Nigeria is full of risks but Ogun State.....













quote author=Makavelli25 post=90909219]First which state ni?

If na ogun,am forced to say sorry.
Ogun people no dey take body part play.




Wait na gal sef

They should contact her friends,they will know her boyfriend house.[/quote]
Crime › Re: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 5:33pm On Sep 13, 2020
You are right bro, i Remember when one man called me and told me somethings about my Life.

After telling me what to do, he asked me to come to Ogun for prayers, after i sent 4k card.

They wanted me to send in More Money to buy items for the prayers, i thank God i didnt travel to that State.

I have been preaching for peace but i Want to use This medium to Tell anyone to visiting Ogun to ne extremely careful, DONT TRY TO act AS A STRANGER, NO, WHOM TO ASK FOR DIRECTION.

This is very important....everywhere in Nigeria is full of risks but Ogun State.....










quote author=Makavelli25 post=90909219]First which state ni?

If na ogun,am forced to say sorry.
Ogun people no dey take body part play.




Wait na gal sef

They should contact her friends,they will know her boyfriend house.[/quote]
Crime › Re: Sadiya, The Missing Girl In Jos, Found With A Man In Abuja (Photos) by Rawhumper(m): 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2020
I understand your Point that Sex with underage Girl whether with or without her Consent is evil.


But These Girls nowadays Are worse than The Guys, their eyes Are open but its pathetic.

Am so happy Nigerian Legislatures Are now taking up rape issues seriously, like castration bill in Kadunna State.

I think this is a new beginning to STOP rape in Nigeria.










quote author=Duggedised12 post=81499755]lol,na my turn to vex today,i kuku dont have time for warped minded dolts in my mentions today, nor be everyday person dey reply stupid people. One recently happened btw a 16 year old and a man who's 3rd daughter were the same age,na phone e take entice the girl. Alot of such shameless men are on this thread.very anyhow human beings i tell you.[/quote]
Crime › Re: My Neighbor Seduced My Wife: Now I'm Plotting To Murder Him. by Rawhumper(m): 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2020
Nice one from The crown princess...










quote author=Natasha2 post=8645327][i]Why haven't you thought of killing your wife? sorry I was joking your wife doesn't respect you at all how can she be doing that when you were away? she doesn't deserve you kai some women are wicked and shameless Please leave your wife and find another woman, you don't deserve to be tormented, but if you can live with it well its your choice I doubt if they didn't have intimacy considering the fact that its  just neighbours it won't be difficult for him to go into your house and . . .  wink but you should forget Him try as  much as possible to stop thinking about him, I know its difficult but just try, you can stay aroungd your kid more trust me kids bring a whole lot of joy to parents , engage in more activities just try to get your mind set away from him .BTW were you not communicating with your wife while away? why couldn't she send all those text to you and vice versa?    [/i][/quote]
Crime › Re: Anyasodo Lemachi Genevieve: Missing Girl In Imo State by Rawhumper(m): 3:19pm On Sep 13, 2020
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What is The Location of The Place she Goes for skill acquisition?

And by what time did she leave, Then what time does she return

Owerri is too small, if she is still in Owerri, she will be found.

I will help You send her pics to my Friends in Imsu,especially The girls will have more info.










quote author=NnamdiChidi post=93872566]Her name is Anyasodo Lemachi Genevieve. She's 17 years old. She left home on Thursday for part time skill acquisition.

Since then, she hasn't returned home. It's been more than 60 hours since I last saw my little sister. Help me find her. If found, report to any nearest police station.

If you have any vital information that could help us locate her , report to the nearest police station. Last seen in Owerri town. If seen please contact Owerri police control on 08034773600
Share this message. She could be anywhere.[/quote]

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