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Randyblincks:
Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??

u be jonky for babe mata

but with time u go learn com become Don like us

can't settle for either of them

there was this girl that used to trek the whole of warri in search for customers, if u see the condition of her shoes eh


my biology uncle uncle has been in teaching business for more than 20years yet nothing to show for it

jonaifame22:
for real, cos I'm short that's why I'm askn!

see ur life

u don see t0t0 na, u agree say u short

sex starved dude

so na complete stack illiterate dey Jones u so

not too surprised though, ur still a toddler

with time u will learn


she even said she want Mike


anyway, the two of u na psycho

my bae's favourite job
& cracking my fingers too

am seeing just 8 brooms o

& from their dressing they look like hungry men


in any case....... fvck APC, fvck PDP

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huh

koolJ1:
Winner of project fame gets 5mn and others.

Winner of National Science Competition ---- calculator, math set, handshake

in falz voice "it's the life we choose i could've been in chamber, huh, na this one dey pay pass"

time to reignite my music career

okiemute-urhobo girl
pere-ijaw boy
south south repping

young man like this don get bald head

huh?

four babies @ once!

God, u must give me @least twins o

@ shell location u can tell ur boss that u re feeling sleepy as long as u back it up with a good reason

they will even beg u to go & sleep cuz its better not to do the work than to do it unsafe

jonaifame22:
and how is my life any business of urs?

kids of nowadays don't listen to advise

am not surprised

jonaifame22:
am I?

guy why na
u nor get life outside nairaland

NaLaugh:
You would have to let your cash flow do the talking.

cash don't have the cash to throw around

but about abs, won't that make em girls come around me

Alphasoar:
haha, you funny o!
you never know, you might be cuter if you show them your face!

am actually cuter

my dp can attest to that

by the time he play 5 season he yanch go open

that's his shot of monkey tail

wen i saw the "his bro is so cute", i just knew the thread was Created by a female

girls don't joke with cute guy

I wonder what will happen to those of us that are ugly

& nobody bothered to snap the dude

Kenyans are known for two things

1. marathon race
2. weird news

so this nonsense still dey go on here

sexymoma:
Pls what is the English name for shebi

the english name for shebi is "I think "

really, they are "special athletes"

asamaigho:
Wake lalasticlala food don come

na south bank u for dey work?

MrsChima:
Who is the ugliest Nairalander male?

I am. any problem