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Mediapace:
You no even dream about money,fame,success e.t.c.

Na one kinD MRNL Mumu thing you dey dream of ,go sleep again bro

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so even if i dream say i become the president of Nigeria u expect me to come create thread about it eh

Mediapace:
You no even dream about money,fame,success e.t.c.

Na one kinD MRNL Mumu thing you dey dream of ,go sleep again bro

Viewing this topic: rawpadgin(m), Fynestboi

so even if i dream say i become the president of Nigeria u expect me to come create thread about it eh

his name is........



king in vanilla or vahala, not too sure about the name




but he should give part of the money to a orphanage home

the makeup & typing habit annoys the sh1t outta me

op, are u a lesbian

November 5 2013 was the day i got a job

I like her
she knows what she want & Aiit ready to settle 4 less

supernet4:
. Hahahahahahhahaah 2days u neva come? Kilode?
U Don turn Mario be that

why will i cum? na 40k i pay remember

where the sperm won pass come out

now everybody is a relationship expert

let me buy land here

infidelity

the only sin i can't forgive

even if adeboye, t. b Joshua, kumuyi & oritsejafor pleaded with me to forgive & accept her back.... .

lie lie

some girl sha

even if my money long like reverend sister gown can't pay olosho that amount


na gold dey the kitten

if the witches & wizards in my village con twist my brain go pay that amount for t0t0, i swear down 2days i never come

TWOYANSH:
3. MUSIC
Let us leave the musical legends and a few talented ones out of this for a moment. Apart from these, any other music coming out of Nigeria must have been mixed and mastered at LAWMA head office. I cant boast of our music at all, shin shin...no more classics, look at all their so called hit songs from SKELEWU, GIFT, APKAKO, CARO, DOROBUCCI, SHOKI et all, most of us have even deleted them from our phones but would leave most foreign songs released as far back as 2004...You cant play 9ja songs 3weeks after its release date and still feel that vibe. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO MUSICIANS, YOU GUYS KILL ME WITH YOUR SONGS NOWADAYS!!!


FUN FACT : IN DPRINCE'S CHOP BANANA TILL YOU GO YO HIT, HE REPEATED THAT PHRASE MORE THAN THE TOTAL AKARA IYA BISI WOULD FRY TOMORROW.

blame the people that buys those rubbish musics

TWOYANSH:
2. NIGERIAN GUYS AND GIRLS
These are the most unromantic set of people ever. Imagine taking your girlfriend to an eatery, you hid a ring inside the ice-cream with the intention of proposing to her....guess what, she would swallow the ring because she would be too engrossed with the ice-cream like her life depends on it. She wont put ice cream inside your mouth, no romantic gestures, just busy gulping the ice-cream.
Nigerian guys,...story for another day (intentionally skipped it cause i am one of them) *lol*

my boo-boo is so romantic

can't say the same about others

with speed

MUVA:
WTF!!
Dude must be broke as fauck!!

u saw a broke dude... I'm seeing a smart dude who is using what he has to get what he want

MUVA:
WTF!!
Dude must be broke as fauck!!

u saw a broke dude... I'm seeing a smart dude who is using what he has to get what he want

ur no. 1 is spot on
to think that i am a certified AGN member is even an embarrassment
can't stand most of 'em movies

Targaeryian:
While u r spending all ur time pumping iron and making six packs to impress girls, ur mates are hustling and making 6-digit incomes and more and snatching the very same girls u r tryin to impress

#better_wise_up

u only need 30 minutes tops an hour to look even way better than this

An hour a day in the gym won't stop u from making the naira


Excuse skinny & lazy people gives

Mine happened resently

Was fvcking this babe Wen suddenly she started screaming

I wan piss, i wan piss, i wan piss o!

Don't know Wen i started shouting...

Piss for body, piss for body!

After everything she denied she didn't scream

Can relate to 1,2,4,11 & 12

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after all my efforts to reach oluch proved abortive, i decided to visit her @ home but i was met with the greatest shock of my life


thankfully, i met @ home when I got there, as we were talking in front of her house two very huge guys approached us, with a baritone voice, the one with the broader chest said "oluchi, excuse me"

deep in my heart I said "chai! i don die today" as I watched my beloved oluchi & two hefty men walk to the other side of the road...........



let me stop here, not a good writer

[b][/b]ur EX broke up with u
stop taking S. K early in the morning, no

Why u edit the picture


See as una 2 suck una belle go inside

DMeanMan:
"With a caption I don't even understand"

why laughing na

vivaciousvivi:
D I p l o m a t I c passport. Not for everyone. Strictly diplomats and their fam / attache.

too bad
still not for the common man:/

halfricanadian:
I av forgotten who he is already sef

hehehe
it is well
alright, goodnight be sure to say ur prayers

halfricanadian:
Abi o

who was the clown

u use timberland take cain Pence

well, ur still a kid, with time u will learn

u

IHATEPUZZY:
I tell u, remove d cloth supporting d boobs and c it fall flat


I just hate hoez

like the walls of Jericho