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2years ago arm robbers come our compound, i carry fone call A division number, one policeman pick my call & this na our conversation
ME: officer, office ar beg arm robbers just enter our compound, na no 26 eji....
OFFICER: shut up ur mouth! who ask u the address? b4 u dey call us so naim be say dem neva reach ur room abi?
ME: no, dem dey the 1st room, i dey stay the second to last room
OFFICER: okay, come out from ur room eh, sneak go inside unna toilet, stay dere untill dem rob finnish
ME: But officer what about the rest tennants now?
OFFICER: shut! u be mumu! & if u tell anybody say u call us eh, we go find u see

that morgan abi kilotinkpe need investigation

so becuz u want pple to click ur yeye link u come dey cook up story anyhow abi? nobody go click ur rubbish!

dude went too far, even though some landlord can be annoying.
myself & my co-tenant were giving quit notice 3months ago, i moved out 2months ago & i got an offshore job with spdc 3 weeks ago. the funny thang is, wen returned from work a week ago i went to the previous compound lo & behold all other tenant still stays there, i was like "what! u guys didn't move?" & dey said after i left the landlord ask them to stay that he was sorry 4 the quit notice
so u see, God actually want me to leave that company so he can bless me.
cuz some compound dey tie ur progress down ur progress

may God bless u 4 this topic, ja is still beta than 90% of todays's artist.
just go & download "n.o.r.e's she tried remix & see how ja murdered that track #teamruleyorkbaby

agbameta: Stay away from PDP meetings, conventions and rallies if you don't want to die...


PDP is a cursed party and death magnet..

Too much home video don dey change the way u dey reason

agbameta: Stay away from PDP meetings, conventions and rallies if you don't want to die...


PDP is a cursed party and death magnet..

Too much home video don dey change the way u dey reason

Any nigerian when this kind story still dey baffle nor grow up 4 the country.
anyway, thank God 4 camera phone

Any nigerian when this kind story still dey baffle nor grow up 4 the country.
anyway, thank God 4 camera phone

Real madrid don destroy the transfer market finnish! wen financial fair play won start?

real madrid don destroy the transfer market finnish! wen financial fair play won start?

1.Nas 2. Eminem 3. Kendrick
i don't fvck with the rest

i like em but his troubles are gettin too much, dude's always quick to diss celebs & their families yet when jarule diss him (eminem) & his family he almost died.
here's what jarule said: "em u said ur mother is a crackhead & kim (ur wife) is a known slut, so what will hailie (ur daughter) be when she grow up"

i haven't listened to both & i ain't planning to.
na unna dey encourage all these naija artist to dey sing rubbish so, & the rubbish music dey always dey get rubbish names like: skelewu, alingo, limpopo, kpalasa, skubudu & alongalo.
its not that our musicians are not talented o, but dem dey feel say if dem sing music wen make sense naija nor go buy am, hence they have to sing nonsense 4 unna to appreciate their effort.
that is why i will always respect 2face idibia, naim be the only dude wen nor dey put sales 4 mind b4 im write music, thats why u see say just one party jam 4 im album is okay & he still dey sell like mad.
their are lots of things to sing about in naija, so my fellow nigerians, any album wen nor talk about how we go move forward, how the government go take beta, how steady light go take dey make we nor buy am abeg

Na the person wen ask her the quedtion i blame, so u expect her to be like " yeah, i banged angelo colllins in the bba house & i enjoyed it"?
SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!

chai! sickness bad o, see this woman wen dey sick bed the other time be like who go soon kick bucket, now just look the way she soft anyhow.
i reject every ill health in my life in jesus christ name, amen!

fulanigirl: £40 on a new toothbrush, £35 on new shoes and £17 on brothers birthday cake, £92

say what! toothbrush xpensive pass shoe?

emmanuel4758: wel i pay 50 rand to fu ck one beauty queen and another 100 rand for d hotel den 60 rand to buy energy drink to regain my power and 70 rand to enter motorbike go my house

Wél mra akpor wél? in urhobo language it means "u see ur life?"

youth must work: I didnt spend any.
Buh i ate N20 biscuit on credit. I'll pay tmrw

Poor me. GOD AM TIRED OF MAINTAINACE MONI I NEED REAL MONI LORD NT DS DT AM SEEING NW.

& u get money to load recharge card. SMH

eriam: 500naira on glo card, 100 naira on mtn card 70naira on groundnuts and 200 naira on bread total 870

Bread & groundnut? abeg nor vex o, are u a brick layer?

great but funny thread
okay, here's mine:
t-fair from airport road to estate=50
bought a glo sim card=200
bless the registerer wit=100
t-fair from plaza to estate=50
t-fair from estate to airport road=50
t-fair from airport road To waterside=100
bought a charger=200
bought allday roll on=250
boat fee from waterside to focados terminal=1700
bought an eggroll=70
bought a recharge card=100
then later i go cook emergency jollof rice like= 450
nawo! hussling life, God do bless ur pikin abeg

byvan: When touts like mainmood and rawpidgin starts posting,you can perceive their rustic scribbles from a thousand miles.Be wise for once,just post your own view and stop quoting!!!!

Well, i don't do E-FIGHT folks(women especially) so i will act like i didn't understand ur post

byvan: A good development, what is good for the geese is really good for the gander ,hopefully we ll be getting such news from Naija soon

If a man can marry 3 wives,there is nothing wrong if women start marrying as many husbands as they want .

This one dey hope 4 plenty d*ck wen go dey bleep her
AWOSHA!

so u didn't learn any lesson from the nairaland age group thread abi? my friend set a poll so peeps can vote by liking their state of origin, the state with the most likes wins it

so u didn't learn any lesson from the nairaland age thread abi? come on! set up a poll so peeps can vote (like) their state of origin.
the state wen get likes pass naim win am

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Because we've won 13 Premierships in the past 21 years making it only 8 titles shared by the remaining 19 teams every season? #NoHomo

my dear, ur teeth complete, best reply!

wit alingo & personally abi?

drop flow wen women & children go fit relate with, in naija illitrate many pass educated people, so stop rapping in queens english.
thats why wen people dey say mode 9 tight die i dey surprise because i nor dey feel am well.
how u won take sell 4 naija wen u nor get catchy chorus, u dey rap like who dey yanky

10.BURNA BOY> one hit wonder
9.TIMAYA>15 out 16 tracks from him album na dance track & are also meaningless
8.ICE PRINCE>Most overated rapper in naija music history
7.OLAMIDE>Cool, but need to reduce his use of yoruba
6.IYANYA>the only type of music this one dey write na music wen dem take dey wind waist
5.2FACE> best naija artist ever!
4.WIZKID>Cool, 4 naija standard
3.DAVIDO>Crappy as hell
2.DBANJ>Getting worst by the day
1.PSQUARE>desperate to sell album, na only danceable music, meaningless lyric & nice video dem dey bring out now

that is to say this list by NOTJUSTOK is NOT JUST OKAY!

thank God 4 u my brother, but imagine say na poor man get that sickness, nor be obituary be dat? when u have money no situation that totally bad, but poverty na disease he dey smell like carbad

maybe he get amnesia, so he don 4get some of the rubbish wen he do 4 the house. NONSENSE!

Now hold on a sec! so na me disvirgin this thread?

HAPPY WEEKEND NAIRALANDERS!!!