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*come here oghenekaro, gol emeka kiosk, tell am to give u correct terminator sunshade with the 200 naira wen he dey owe me*

when bow wow & christana milan come take join ymcmb?

waking up early doesn't guaranty u success, i had a neighbour who wakes up as early as 3:30am, he go com smoke upto 3 parcel of weed go reach 5:30am b4 im go come prepare go work, & the poor pass church rat
however, i believe that waking up early might prompt God to want to bless u seeing how serious u re about making it in life.

don't be surprise that this man is member of NL, he don too ead about ETT so he decided to enjoy life a little before the time comes.

book of life by bassey elohim. didn't made me cry but always soften my heart

This is the story of a brother, who slept & woke up in forever land
he looked around nothing is familiar, he wondered how he gat to be there
he took a walk around the city, & saw a big house with a small door
he walked into a room & saw a man in white, must be an angel so he said "mr. angel am a stranger don't know whats going on, the last thing a remember was i slept last night."
"this is the border town that takes u where u get the crown, must've heard of heaven where u came from, only those whose names re found written in the book of life, will forever be in paradise
is ur name in this book of life? is ur name in this book of life yeahhhhh
is ur name in this book of life? is ur name in this book of life yeahhhh
na na na na na na na na na na na na

flipping the pages of this great book, this brother gave a closer gaze
he saw the names of prophets, saints & martyrs, who kept the faith & run won race
but he said "mr. angel where is my name? can u tell me what is going on?
am a pillar in my local church, giving offerings & my tithes, feed the poor & have myself a good name. is my name in this book of life? is my name in this book of life yeahhh?" 2x
"unforgiveness locks within ur heart, some thoughts that u will never let go"
little foxes & secret thought, will spring surprises on the final day
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

texanomaly: This person is the only one who is making sense here. He is the only one who has this child's best interest at heart.

Are you people serious? You think a child is possessed because she has bad dream, and sleepwalks?

aManFromMars makes a good argument. I will take it further. Has it occurred to anyone that this child may have been physically abused, or heaven forbid, molested? If this is the case, you now what to tramatize her more with an exorcism?

I pray God has mercy on this child and saves her from likes you people.

Stop being ignorant my dear, even after all wat the OP has explained u still thinking the child is not possess? please!

lmao, i remenber some time ago i went for lunch in my company's restaurant, i decided to go for a meal with low calories just because the face of the soup was very pleasant.
omo, wen i taste the food eh, chai! i nearly throw up, no single salt, pepper even maggi
na once i vow neva to near where low calories dey again

if i nor castrate the man wetin i gain?

evertbody in my hood belongs to the 'bad' class
enter my compound 4 night u go become deef with different generator sound

my brother ur post make sense die! i tell u, na only God we go table the mata give o.
cuz nor be power man dey use stand pen*s

yes seun! we need to
1. be sending friend request
2. be chatting
3 be seeing notifications each time we log in
& most importantly we need a "slap button" if possible, some nairaland dey annoyed man too much

is either i use the edge of the toilet wall or i use the cash, take am outside, use sand clean am & use am buy sometin, na the person wen i pay go use head carry am.

so how will this spur man united to sack moyes?

hiphop is dead! yes, hiphop is so dead
if not pple would not be celebrating wack artists like 2chains, nicki minaj, future, birdman, rozay etc.
the only rappers i consider good enough in today's hiphop are drake, kendrick & j.cole
someone mention nicki, who's nicki compare to eve, hill, brat, vita & even chali b?
anyway, my favourite rapper remains JARULE!

we need to know the couse of the fire so others can learn from it

heard about it but i thought the id*ot was pulling my legs, thank God the fire service responded on time

enugu pple too like complain, fly perch 4 their food dem go complain say one creature dey threaten dem with desease, male mosquito make noise 4 their ear dem go report say dem recieve ear assault. so no need to blame whoever made the survey

mko abiola: Woow,
Tell me something.
Hw was it possible for u to work offshore without d certificate.
I go lik learn ds work also despite I get my certificate.halla me abeg 08027264996 even if it is peanut,I jus wanna learn.

Lmao, like u re not a nigerian, alot of pple work in companies even without a single handwok
well, if u most know, i am a gas tester in where i work & the pay is okay

op make God confuse u with blessings, it shall be well with u
right now i am working offshore, i spending 2weeks @ work & 2weeks in town
i desperately want to go back to school cuz i've learnt all the handwork i need, i base in warri hence PTI is my first choice
i need advice cuz i really want to achieve this feat come next year

NL has taught me to critisize whenever unworthy thread hit front page

emmysenior: So funny, how and why can/should he plead not guilty?

Humans? What a complex being they re.

On another note, this guy might remain in prison custody for as long as possible or forever as the case maybe, if the fines isn't paid... Or he might get released should the state or the CJN visits the prison in which he is in...

However, if this guy was fined 100k for stealing 20 pairs of shoes, then why was maina (pension thief) fined 700k for stealing 36 billion naira?

So much injustice in the land.

I take u re an alien

so where is the childwood pinture?

Na me be chairman when it comes to biting of fingers, some time i dey bite my skin join sef

stupidity @ its peak! instead of any sensable person to buy this one just to clean yanch u beta carry the money go f*ck ash*wo

dem dey talk about sickness u dey mention heat rashes
kels is most creative singer of all time.
dude's just too good!