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wetin dey worry all this NL moderator sef?
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here's mine


PICTURE OF RAWPIDGIN OF NAIRALAND WEARING A SUIT

Beync: There are better musicians
This girl acts like oganje

Whats ur business? goat nor see salad b4 im begin eat grass? na bba know why dem choose her

Beync: There are better musicians
This girl acts like oganje

whats ur business? goat nor see salad b4 im start to dey eat grass? na bba know why dem choose her

DJDOLA: Him be GOD

No, na man of God im be

7years ago when i was working as a room attendant in a hotel in warri, the first day i resume duty i met a dude called daniel, as soon as daniel saw me he came & introduce himself to me as the head of the cleaner dept., immedietely dan & i became friends.
Anytime me & dan dey discuss, mor..f*cker will be gazing at me wit keen interest & be like " osas u too fine", every afternoon guy go stroll enter sizzlers come back wit 2plate of rice, give me one he go ate the other one.
As a young lad i couldn't understand where dude was going until one unfaithful night wen dan came visiting, he came around 8pm, after playin ludo for more than 2hours i looked @ the time it was almost 10:30 & i was like "oboy, oya come dey go ur house", dan replied " make we just play 2 more games". after finishing playin the '2more games', dan turned to me & said "guy, time don too go far o, abeg make i just spend the night here then tomorrow morning we go enter work together". I thought about it 4 a sec & said " no shaking".
My fellow NL'ders, it was midnight & i was fast asleep wen i started feeling something like snake between my thighs, immediately, i rose up & grab the snake by the croff(not sure about d spellin) of its neck, lo & behold it was daniel's pleasure stick, WHAT!!! screamed & alerted my nieghbours who were all igbo(weed) smokers, oboy see beating, they nearly beat dan to death.
Because of this incident, anytime i see dan, i make sure i collect any valueable stuff he have(though as soon as we enter this year i decided to let bygone be bygone)

N.B its a true story!

7years ago when i was working as a room attendant in a hotel in warri, the first day i resume duty i met a dude called daniel, as soon as daniel saw me he came & introduce himself to me as the head of the cleaner dept., immedietely dan & i became friends.
Anytime me & dan dey discuss, mor..f*cker will be gazing at me wit keen interest & be like " osas u too fine", every afternoon guy go stroll enter sizzlers come back wit 2plate of rice, give me one he go ate the other one.
As a young lad i couldn't understand where dude was going until one unfaithful night wen dan came visiting, he came around 8pm, after playin ludo for more than 2hours i looked @ the time it was almost 10:30 & i was like "oboy, oya come dey go ur house", dan replied " make we just play 2 more games". after finishing playin the '2more games', dan turned to me & said "guy, time don too go far o, abeg make i just spend the night here then tomorrow morning we go enter work together". I thought about it 4 a sec & said " no shaking".
My fellow NL'ders, it was midnight & i was fast asleep wen i started feeling something like snake between my thighs, immediately, i rose up & grab the snake by the croff(not sure about d spellin) of its neck, lo & behold it was daniel's pleasure stick, WHAT!!! screamed & alerted my nieghbours who were all igbo(weed) smokers, oboy see beating, they nearly beat dan to death.
Because of this incident, anytime i see dan, i make sure i collect any valueable stuff he have(though as soon as we enter this year i decided to let bygone be bygone)

N.B its a true story!

oya, bomboy! karo! make unna go catch that my native fowl come & tell mama ifeayin to give u im axe make i try my luck weda this chicken go give fame & fortune

where the hell is the unclad photo na!!! op don make me waste my data thinking say i go see things

Erigga closely followed by badoo

did the op just mentioned 2pac? biggie smalls is more poetic than pac, pac aint even a poet!
right about naw, i'll give it to kendrick lamar

he better no dey charge o, cuz i won collab wit am next year
wait o, so na me disvirgin this thread? good week ahead>

Nice video, meanningless music

we don discuss this thread many months ago na

jealousy dey worry her

this chick don add pounds o, 2005 wen we shoot royal engagement she small like native fowl

Kslib: So of all places wey dey human body,na dat place dem like pass..
See ear wey get soft biscuit bone,dem no chop..
See lap wey enough meat dey,dem no chop..
See belle,dem no gree chop..
Dem waka pass neck,pass nose,pass chest,past belle con focus on testicles!!!!
Haba,this one no be fish..
Since human beings don dey over populate the earth,nature don begin send natural remedies!!
Make una better ready ooh cos small time,goat go begin chop toto!!

*laff until belle burst come take rope tie am then continue laffing*

U open a very interesting thread on NL & get just 2likes, the first person 2 comment get 20like, & wetin u write make sense pass the person own o

that money wen dem won take sponsor people go don reach 4 man to open one small business o

hope it works on those warri mosquitos, & they should find solution to those male mosquitos wen dey make noise 4 person ear, sometimes thosenoise they annoy man pass the biting sef

how u go dey ban people wen dey put food 4 seun table
if all of us vex say we nor won use nairaland again u nor know say na hunger dey come be dat?

am not gonna vote come 2015, but if i have to i will definately vote 4 GEJ

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha....
hey! jesus christ, i don laff my belle full

na scam! i don try to register dem still dey tell to complete my registration & notin to complete again

ERIGGA

chai! wen naija dey kidnapp 4 the dough, this e.diot dey kidnapp 4 the pu.nny

Deiok: Why will i want to meet such a man?. Devil incarnate.

Who ask u to meet am?

he dey happen 4 warri anyhow na...

Just imagine the thread wen dey make fp wen 3 weeks ago one beta thread titled "Name ur favourite nairalander"& 2days ago another fine thread 4 sport session titled "supersport seaching 4 pidgin english commentators" nor make frontpage
chai! NL mods, those this unna dey smoke nor good 4 unna health o

please, how do i post a topic on NL?

Why PH & LAG? dem nor fit carry am come the place wen pidgin english use hand touch ground?

Why PH & LAG? dem nor fit carry am come the place wen pidgin english use hand touch ground