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i hate complaining but i nor believe say this na the same nairaland wen i dey always burst about say na the best place to be

tinuolababy: Na tripple portion of anointing be that o my brother. Anyways, I'm first to like your comment

& i am first to quote u. Lol

same mistake the game made in his last album, too many collabos

waa ogbeni! why u nor post the details here? nobody go click ur link i promise.
in other news, this year has been my best sofar, i got a job in a good company, just started dating a very lovely chick & now i am first to comment
THANK U LORD!

NONE!

obo389:
what is handsome abt ur pix?
mtecheeew.
na ur fault and i hop ur nt the saucy and corkey type cos gurls detest that.
meanwhile,go mke them wash your head for u

Stop being economical with the truth, dude's handsome

ElJay07: Well y'all keep doing that.....me wanna make MONEY

Money on my mind op's carry girlfriend

"for those wen never know, na warri i com from
we nor dey carry last even if the price na tomtom
don't try to test me, i go flug ur bumbum
its time for me to burst like 30 naira condom"-b2(me)

The babalawo when dey work for a$ap rocky & 2chains know work well well
rubbish musicains yet pple still dey appreciate them. SMH

The herbalist when dey work for a$ap rocky & 2chains know work well well
rubbish musicains yet pple still dey appreciate them. SMH

i've also been victimized by one of their crazy worker.
when i bought my glo line i need to configure it so i can be brawsing with it, i went to their office in warri-sapele road & meet the dude & this was the conversation that ensued between us.
me: bros, good morning
dude: said nothin(like i despoil his wife)
me: abeg i won configure this line
dude: which kain fone u dey use?
me: na HTC ozone
dude: (hiss) a nor go fit do am 4 u, that fone na old model, u need to upgrade
me: but ar dey brawse with am b4 na
dude: nor disturb me, ar get other pple to attend to.
then i walk out of the office in shame, went to robinson shopping plaza, give it to a 22year old boy & he did it within 5mins

minus me plus the op

just imaagine! & i go dey look 4 #200 every week to buy etisalat card so i go fit get 15mb to brawse thereby making him to be richer
chai! i must be billionaire by all means

safarigirl: Joel Obi. Daz all, the Uche brothers would be nice too. Osaze is washed up abeg

osaze is washed up? sweetheart please! he's better than musa, ideye, ameobi & infact, he's better than 70% of the current squard

if they've to call any other players it should be:
sone aluko & peter odemwengie
but why fix it when its not broken?

Raking na water na action naim be blood

when am @ work i wake up 4:30, do 30 push-ups, take my bath & head to mess 4 my breakfast, then i go 4 pep talk by 7:15
THE TWO WEEK I SPEND @ HOME
Wake up 6am, do some push-ups & go to stadium to play soccer

so na brymo dey nack this one b4? chai! naija musicians dey enjoy o

wes brom almost kill the guy career, thank God he's back, still remain one of naija best ever

sorry to say, but i have got no compassion 4 chicks that falls prey to crazya$$ dudes.
why? becuase gentle & nice guys like me go don try to get her but she turn me down because my money neva long & went ahead to date this financially stable woman beater.

As soon as i start to percieve offensive adour & see any bad stain
but which kain mumu question be this?

guys, please tell me i ain't looking bad

i for fear! i think na jerome boteng of bayern munich & sone aluko of hull city o, i 4 say where dem get that kind money from?

so finally the guy don dey see shirt for lille? happy 4 him sha

The truth is u might not be what u intended to be
4 example, i studied biz admin. but right now am workin as a plumber with shell

crackhaus: Best thing to do to get over an addiction to alcohol? Get addicted to something else. Yes! Replace the urge for alcohol with the urge for something less destructive.
Truss me, I now worram talking about... Marijuana and Crack Coke nearly destroyed my life, thank God for alcohol..darris all I take now

Going by ur name he clear say u still dey sniff white

Well, as long as u don't take it in excess u good to go

Annie2gud: I will always celebrate.Naija is my Country...naija no Good.ma me and you spoil am o.welda Good or bad.all we can do for naija to reclaim her lost glories..is for us to change and have a positiv mind.Naija a free country where everything is posible.happy 53yrs birthday,my Belove naija.God Bless Naija...God BLESS DELTA state.i love delta state.to all the deltans in the house(ijaws)(urhobos)(isokos)and not forgetin the itsekiris.....we are the Best#teamDelta state....the Big Heart#

Where u dey state 4 delta state?

lol, pastors for dey stand altar dey preach butt nicked, footballers for dey run 4 field wit their joy stick dangling between their legs(female fans 4 dey enjoy sha!), just imagine GEJ go visit obama 4 white house, mitchelle & her daughters go come welcome GEJ. hahahahaha

first of all, when i never think of how to make money finnish na how to get woman wen go chop the money i go come dey think of?
secondly, if i tell u how many fones the sime card wen dey inbetween my legs don enter u go shout & no one i get thru all this nonsense wen u write here.
here is the best way to a nigerian babe, tell her say u like take am to AJ fastfood na once she go follow u, be sure to collect her no. wen unna dey eat. as far as u don get her number everything don set

why is GEJ being blamed for nigeria's predicament? dumb & naive question, dont u think?

cerebral assain: yuzedo bobo am luvin ya ways

oboy na 15years in jail o, u beta repent