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the police should do their job alone, nigerians are no snitch

So this girl don finally replace tonto dike 4 NL front page. SMH

okay, make i go price my neighbor one room apartment, he don too disturb me every night wit im 'i beta pass my neighbor'(small gen)

wait first, so na me disvirgin this topic? & i'm just two weeks old on nairaland.. thank u lord!
@ topic, op, u need to change the title, who nor read the content nor go know say na beta advice u dey give

remind me of that etisalat

& i hear say im dey make man dey last longer ontop woman

chai! back then i fit take bullet 4 this fruit o, b4 i must consume notin less than 3h banana everyday.
okay! time to resume with mama osaze the banana seller

like we give a Mouth Gig!

very easy, cook beta jollof rice, mix am wit sleeping pills, give am ate.....
1hour later, carry scissor cut im hair, carry am go car wash make dem wash am thouroughly, wear am nice gucci suit, carry am sidon face mirror.
wen he wake up he nor go recognize imself again

So na the ugly dude pictue unna won show us na i come waste my data tinking say i go see fresh....*run outta thread*

So me wen don eat snake tire naim snake won com kill? anytime dem see me 4 bush na once dem dey discharge!

Tee-gurlee.:
Thief! Ole! Carry am go!

only him 30atm card he no dey shame! thief! ole! carry am go!

i swear, i dey regrete for openning nairaland account, why all these moderator dey delete my comment anyhow? small power wen dem put 4 unna hand go dey high unna, & na unna be the first people wen dey critisize government. mtcheewww...

first of all, change this ur name, maybe naim dey affect ur relationship

osanobua ooooooo! how this one take pass yanch come?

Honestly, i don't like PDP but i don't think APC can knock them off their perch.
Hope they prove me wrong though

Eba

why the op just wake this early morning, instead of to go look 4 im daily bread he dey nairaland dey ask crazy questions?

hope na young chicks won do the marching?

i don confirm all the quoran verses wen the quote, all of them na true

REDMOSQUITO IS MY FAVOURITE, CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY CHIEF SWEETUS

Pink_Lezbian: Printing my wedding card soon. I so love my girlfriend, so haters, snuff ma fart.

My dear, change ur ways, God nor create eve & genevieve, he create adam & eve.
u need a man as a sexual partner not a woman, if u think u don't need a man how can u spell she without he, woman without man or madam without adam. sweetheart, u need us
& manythings wen dey happen to woman man dey involved: MENstrual pain, MANicure, MENtal stress, even GYnacology. so sweetheart, U NEED A MAN!

God 4bid! i nor even mad go visit that brother again

Lordave: Most of you guys are googling the answers..

exactly! i hate cheating so its best i follow the topic to expand my knowledge of the game

life_style: I don't watch football, does that make me less a man ?

Then wetin carry u enter this topic?

chai! i miss those days wen i still dey under parental care, now to organize some of those food dey hard man

Asemo11: Leave that talk when omawumi turn karate kid I no belive §☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩̥ the jonalist no get hand to defend himself

guy, ur brain dey work well

superior1: There is more to the story of the Journalist. You don't attack someone for taking your pics in the full glare of the public. The story doesn't add up.

may God confuse u with blessing

Rooneyboy: nice one, I will probably do same, but mine would be using the beetles on our wedding day .

.........And it would be the ride the bride would ride in

Guy u get heart o, so u go still marry girl wen fit open her two eyes light fire on ur range rover sport

wait first, my GIRLFRIEND nor be WIFE o, GIRLFRIEND go burn my keke napep because i dey weep another chick? i swear! dem nor born that girl well

Cele-pope:
Why is this trend common amongst Delta state musicians?Of all the 12 musicians mentioned in this article 6 of them are Deltans

because deltans nor believe in investment, the average ijaw, itsekiri & urhobo man believe say as the money come this way he go continue to dey come if not this same way he go come another way