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SPDC is one of the worse thing that has happened to nigeria.
funny thing is it was okay when white men were incharge, the black men @ the top are rogues

SPDC is one of the worse thing that has happened to nigeria

harlos: Go to the religion section if you wan preach our get banned for derailing

do i look like an evangelist to u? are u leaner?

as a matter of fact i don't put my 1 inside 0 without playing with her pu**y(cl*t & Gsp*t precisely), after doing this 4 the next 20-30min she will cum b4 i start murdering her pu**y

xynerise: Not true. You need to ask yourself questions

u took it outta my mouth

GH^KWAME:
Women are never satisfied.

not blowing my own trumpet, but i satisfied every woman i've bangged

eluquenson: Will the soap wash away our sins?

No dat can't but i know of one that can
its made from the blood of jesus christ & guess what, ITS FREE!

all of na ashawo na, 5k each dem go pack come u music video

2013 has been my best year so far, after many years of starvation i finally got a job in forcados terminal
thank u lord!
12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun, 365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck, 525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success, So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year (*)

Ameerah-FKI:
u are so correct!
Always saying they are upgrading their system, so call back later. Very annoying people!

If i should narrate what i went & still going through in GLO's hands the op will give MTN a hug

don't know about MTN but GLO workers have their brains in their a$$

this boko boys & devil are now on the same level oh, if u are caught committing a crime u'll say" its the work of the devil", if a random holigan open fire on a gathering they will say "its boko haram".
how are we sure one of the gunmen is not the bride's ex

the only thing i fit talk be say jesus christ nor pursue we sinners commot from body like flies, rather he he take us as him best friends

Kingtim: 1)“Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.


2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.


3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.


4) “Whatever" – A women’s way of saying screw you.


5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word:
“Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Edit*
Braaaaaaaaa my thread finally made front page.. Oh my God! #Pulls boxerS, runs unclad on the street Screaming yes! What nice a way of ending 2013. God bless the mod who put this on front page.

*Runs after him, tie him up & take him to yaba left*

i blame those stup*d fans that patronize crazy a$$ MUSICS

nor be by power dem take dey stand pen*s

that chick who wrote a love letter to a certain deejay watever (don't care to know their effing names)

because nice ladies are often ugly, they don't get dumped 4 being nice rather they get dumped 4 being ugly

i ain't leaking yoghurt anymore!

the truth is, if the first house help nor fit stay with u, the second nor fit stay & the third nor fit stay my sister u need to check ur attitude

the problem is not just with the producers or the actor, we the fans are the mjor problem.
how many nigerian will purchase a movie that featured only unknown stars?nobody!(no matter how great the story line & production quality are) we always want to see established stars in every movie forgetting seeing one particular actor in every movie will make u get tired of the actor
the problem with producers is no one want to base his faith on an up & coming actor they all go 4 already established ones so as to sell their movie forgetting that kids like harry potter was a nobody wen he was giving a leading role in that movie

i hate it wen companies looks 4 only pple wit experience, all those pple wit experience started from somewhere, if their previous company nor give dem chance how dem 4 take get the experence

2009 i was working as a sales rep. in a place where they sale foriegn furniture(glass dinning & center table)
on a faithful evening a man came to price a plasma tv stand, after giving him the price he promise to come back the next day(but i didn't blieve him cuz alot of pple will say dat & never come back).
the following morning i was surprised wen i saw the man & he was like "oboy, oya go write invoice make i go the next store go buy the plasma tv", filled with joy(base on early morning market) i rushed inside to write the invoice, as i was writting my boss called me & be like " osas, go call the man! somebody open open im motor, collect sometin & drive go".
i called the man, he checked under his car seat & screamed "i don die o, my 300thousand naira o!, before i could say jack the man turn to me & said " oboy na u plan am! na u i tell say i go come the next day! b4 we knew what was going on he drove off only to back with the police.

this ain't cool, it would've been better if its "GO & DIE, HATERS!"

Swaginton: Personally I dnt tink height is all dt neccesary..nt tryn to blow ma own horn bt it depends on packaging...am 5 '8,fine small,18 yrs old bt most of d girls ve dated tink am 20 or sumtin...be long in ur pockets and ur pants and ure good to go

@ 18, most of the ladies u've dated? u should be thinking about ur future son

Eff height! am a lil bit above 5ft 7" yet i change chicks like boxers
it depends on how u package urself

My God is a jealous God so am suppose to be like him, i can not plan 4 anybody downfall though

Olaolufred: He must snatch David Alaba from Bayern and Germany.
He is my first choice left full back.

david alaba wen don get more than 10 caps 4 the australian senior team? keep dreaming bro

alekside: Shell

guy nor make God vex 4 u o, which shell?

*Nigeria west minster dredging & westco nigeria limited: they employ u with a salary of 150k, 4 month on, they drop u

alfredo4u: all dis end time questions


i ve seen pple bearing success and favour, dey end up unsuccessful in life. Some even die prematurely.


So op, ur prayer shld b God help me to know the right thing to do at right time so that i will be an achiever in life.



Im Akpors, am doing excellently well.


I knw u cant give ur son akpors

& u think akpors is a bad name? in ijaw the full name akpowaide & in urhobo it is akpormedaye &/or akporjotor.
don't know the meaning but am sure they've got a very good meaning