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Is Dangote Not A Human Being??



3millions Topics



2.9million Of Them Are Craps!

I Used To Think My Head Is Big Until I See This Guy Shoe, Two Times Bigger Than My Head, My Father Head, And All Nigerian Citizen Altogether.


This Is What Happened When A Girl Says She Want A Big Boy

That awkward moment at the Church sitting next to your Ex and the Pastor say..."Tell your neighbour it's not over yet"

Husband: My wife where are you??

Wife: At home love

Husband: Are you sure?"

wife: Yes

Husband: Turn on the Radio

Wifeturns the radio on) Sssssshhhhhhhhh!!

Husband : ok my love goodbye
[Another day]

Husband: My wife where are you?"

Wife: At home love

Husband: Are you sure?"

Wife: Yes

Husband: Turn on the radio?

Wifeturns radio on) SsssssSsshhhhh!!!

Husband: ok my love bye

[The next day,the husband decided to go home without notice,and finds his son alone and he asked him,"Son,where is your Mother?]

Son : i don't know,she went out with the Radio..!!

It's very strange when a Pastor on Tv prays and raises his hands and everyone in the church falls down except the Camera Man...

The time i stopped watching Nigerian Movies was that time I saw a Lady pour poison in her husband's food and taste to check if it is Enough!!

Girlfriend: You've never smiled at me ever since we started dating,Why?!


Boyfriend: I thought you're the one who said you wanted a serious relationship!!

It's very strange when a Pastor on Tv prays and raises his hands and everyone in the church falls down except the Camera Man...

Girlfriend: You've never smiled at me ever since we started dating,Why?!


Boyfriend: I thought you're the one who said you wanted a serious relationship!!

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It's very strange when a Pastor on Tv prays and raises his hands and everyone in the church falls down except the Camera Man...

A man Is Talking To God!!


Man: God what is a 20million years to you?


God: To me its just a Minute


Man: What is a 20Million Naira to you also?"


God: To me it's just a penny


Man: God,can you give me a Penny?


God: Wait a Minute!!

That awkward moment at the Church sitting next to your Ex and the Pastor say..."Tell your neighbour it's not over yet"

Over 3million Topics

2,900,000 Of Them Is A Crap

I Don Poopoo For Body Oooooooh

I Fainted 3times While Viewing This Pictures

If No Be Abuja, E Go Be Kaduna Or Kano.


Buhari Mumu No Be Small

Back From 3days Ban Just Because I Commented On A Thread With Capital Letter.


Nairaland Mods And Mumu Be Like 5&6



Nah JoKe Oooh' I no Wan Chop Another Ban Ooih


And O.p Nawa For You Ooh

You Don Chop Your FTC By Yourself

If Nah POison I No Say You Go Don Leave Am For Other Nairalanders

I've Just realeased two buckets of sperm.


o.p you wan kill me ni

Waspy:
For that amount (N844 billion) and the present economic conditions of the country, I would prefer if a power plant or refinery or functioning industries or at least a Mega rail project is done



Long term Revenue generating and Job creating projects are what we as Nigerians should be thinking of.. .Not some fancy bridge that will take up little available monies and huge loans/ debts




But then, what do I know. When we get to the bridge. ..

Lemme Enlighten You


This Project Is Funded By Investors And Not The Lagos State Government.



So Are You Telling Me Investors Are Responsible For The Penury In Nigeria?



844billion Is Not Gonna Be Used For The Construction Of The Bridge Alone, Part Of It Will Be Used To Compensate Those Who Are Affected, I Mean Those Who Their House Will Be Demolished.

Leave your hair, let it grow shaggy!

obviously, the level of the resemblance will reduce!

Once i see 'lagos' - obviously nothing will stop the project - lagos is the only state that make promises and fufil it.

Some people are just super-crazy, what's wrong with the babe bum now!

it's moderate!

he's saying:- you see dat guy wey dey stand infront of the gate, just cut his pen!s,,, i wan see wetin he go use rape my girl now

Mrop:
she's always happy.... dts y I like her

you're staying with her right?

Orubebe!

Best thread ever.


you got exactly what i have been pondering on!

hucienda:
Oyinbo or Oyibo?

Yoruba:- oyinbo

igbo:- oyibo

that's the difference!

Every Comment Makes Me Laugh Hard!

Whar Issy All About??