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I remember when my mum used to force me to drink pap when i was still 2years!


she would grab my head with great force, using one hand to pinch my nose together,(i wouldn't be able to breath very well) and then force the pap into my mouth


and if i no do verywell, she go just hire 3 boys with muscular body make dem hold my legs and hand like say i be thief.


and me too go dey cry like goat,.. like meeeehnn meeeehnn! meeehnnn!!


i just ask myself, is that love or wickedness?


i swear it hurts




the o.p needs the same treatment!

O.P stop disgracing yourself!

what if an oyinbo says this, you'll call him a racist right

what's even funny in it?

this is the kind of people that needs to be executed in africa.

you can never see an oyinbo man mocking his own race!

grow up kid.

and go get a life.

My own proposal.


we will both jump down from mountain everest, but while we're still up in the air, i'll quickly grab her hands and say "i love you"

Buhari! buhari!! buhari!!


please declare state of emergency on osun state!


the weed they're producing there is just too much.


you see how you've just change the o.p life with weed nah, and it's all your fault buhari.












if you "coat" me - i'll "suit" you!

what do "U" mean?

I don't getchu!

Omo onile delta version!

Lemme rest here a little! before i continue my journey

HARDBOI:
this guy na real mumu

ah bro you wicked oooh

seun know say if he change nairaland to a site where you can predict and win.



he know say he go lose money like mad.

because nah everybody go dey win, especially anything concerning my igbo brothers and drug trafficking ;



seun please change nairaland to a "predict & win site" abeg abeg

Layooluwa:
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I'm Here Lemme Quickly Cast My Vote


I Vote Fynestboi Cc. NLJEGA

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh



(Fainted)

.

But Some Pee-Poo Mumu Sha

O.p Sorry Ehn.


If I Were You I Go Just Release One Song And Title It ""Fire Burn Me But I No Die""


You Know Say Nigerians Mumu Very Well,,, Dem Go Pity You And Buy Your CDs



I Swear.


O.p Start Thinking About It.

Provide Me A Source Before I Commot Your Scotum

why looking for them.

you said their names nah pluto and jupiter
ehn dey don go back to their original home be dat nah

Nigerians Sha!

Dey Don Give The Man Oshogbo Weed

I Wanna Ask A Question, Is There An ATM Machine In That Bag?? That You Can Carry Out Any Transaction On It Without Going To The Bank?

South Africans Are Racist

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If Person Say E Nogo Laff For This Nairaland,, Nah Outside E Go Meet Hin Teeth

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Mtchewww Ugly Thing




And Here In GTBank Sango-otta Branch.
The Number Of People There Is Two Times More Than The Population Of Lagos.


I'm On A Queue Right Now Stuck In The Middle Of Two Ladies With Big Boobs


I'm Dying
I Can't Breath Anymore