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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Morales Says She Is Single by Raymarkable(m): 7:39pm On Apr 13, 2019
IprintMONEY:

not always. the fucker knows me in person and knows that i hate her passionately because she knows that i know she is a certified gold digger. the bitch is a loosed hoe. also if you channel your hate energy enough , its enough to cause havoc in the other persons life if he or she is not spiritually strong

This na witchcraft o�����

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Politics / Re: "You are ignorant" - Dele Momodu To Followers About Confraternity Video He Share by Raymarkable(m): 12:00pm On Oct 31, 2018
Ekpeitit:
What's the difference between Seadogs and Sealords or Airlords?
Pirates were the first fraternity and they will always be a confraternity except you have a different dictionary.
seadogs= pirate . Sealords =buccaneers . Airports = eye . The first two are also called sailors, that's Including the Vikings. They are all sailors.
Education / Re: Funaab Students Celebrate Halloween / Fyb Week With Mind Blowing Pictures by Raymarkable(m): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2018
If them say make den celebrate new yam festival or some other cultural festival now, they'll say it's local and barbaric or worse them go say it devilish. But dressing like this for a holiday we don't even understand is ok because it's foreign and oyimbo dey do am. Africans would import shit if a white man popped it.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji shares NO-MAKE UP Pic, Blasted By Some Fans (PHOTOS) by Raymarkable(m): 1:00pm On Sep 08, 2016
We are so use to seeing women with makeup that without makeup, they look odd. But come to think of it. If makeup was never invented, na so women go dey look oo. Lemme catch any girl call me ugly again. The thunder that will fire that ya mouth, Is a Nigerian under buhari's change goverment.

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Politics / Re: Reports Of Hardship In Nigeria ‘mere Propaganda’ – NAN Chief, Onanuga by Raymarkable(m): 8:24am On Sep 07, 2016
There is so many things I can say to this man. But ooo the Christian in me!

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Family / Re: I Am In A Dilemma. I Don't Want To Be A Baby Mama by Raymarkable(m): 8:18am On Sep 07, 2016
People are so quick to giving advices ba. If you as a female where in her shoes do you think it will be so easy to say KEEP IT. You are pregnant for a guy getting married to another female in December. How do you think people will view her. What happens to her after the child is born. If she looses her job because of the pregnancy. How will she care for herself and her child. No one has the right to advice you on keeping or removing. My advice. Weigh your options. If there is more loss for you. Than possible gain then remove it. The country is hard enough. But if you are strong enough for what comes then keep the baby. You should know exactly what you getting into. But be rational and be sensitive too. All this people shouting keep it keep it. Are not going to give you a penny or face the struggle with you. Best of luck.

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Family / Re: Dabbing Madness Taking Over Nigeria (pics) by Raymarkable(m): 9:04pm On Jul 16, 2016
Irishrena1:

But its not their mouths they are covering. I'm missing the gist here
you bend your head and cough. I no no how I wan take illustrate this to you.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Visits Bourdillon Street In Lagos - See Photos by Raymarkable(m): 6:24pm On Jul 16, 2016
see our law makers ooo. smh4naija grown as men acting like hoodrats. well you can't blame him. You ain't got no problems homez

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Iara Oshiomhole At Obaseki's Campaign With Okorocha & Others by Raymarkable(m): 6:16pm On Jul 16, 2016
Thebachelor:
If l was an aide to Osho-ole l would have slept with this goddess.

hahahaha the bachelor. she is only attracted to ugly short guys. you are not her type
Celebrities / Re: Between Footballers And Musicians Who Make More Money? by Raymarkable(m): 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2016
sinceraconcept:
Musicians joor. Why must you compare A-list footballers with B-list musicians? Compare the likes of Ronaldo and Beckham with Diddy with around $700million,Cher,Elton John,Bono $1bilion dollars in 2015,Dr Dre with 700 million dollar plus networth, Madonna,Justin Bieber,Miley Cyrus.  Compare B-list footballers also with the likes of Luda,Chris Brown,TI,Nelly,Drake,Rick Ross. Compare C-list footballers with the likes of French Montana,Wiz Khalifa,Meek Mill etc
you make a valid argument. honestly I don't know who would make more. I know this sports guys make a humugus am out of money
Celebrities / Re: Between Footballers And Musicians Who Make More Money? by Raymarkable(m): 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2016
Habah. definitely footballers n'a. The only people that might be an argument. would be Hollywood actors. but I still footballer would make more than them. But Hollywood actors make more than musicians. its in Nigeria that it is different.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Iara Oshiomhole At Obaseki's Campaign With Okorocha & Others by Raymarkable(m): 5:15pm On Jul 16, 2016
nkemdi89:
lol
She falls into the category of the girls Dj khaled likes, smart and loyal. But our own girls can fall for the slightest bottle of amarula.
u
lol. They live by the principle of " a bird in hand"

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Education / Re: Six Things That Makes Nigeria Universities Better Than Polytechnics by Raymarkable(m): 4:20pm On Jul 16, 2016
sorry but this post is kind of dumb. you have no facts . you are making sweeping statements and the one about dressing. I didn't even see that coming, like what? what has that got to do with your post .
sorry but maybe you should enlighten me. coz I'm confused.
Education / Re: The Cry Of A 2.2 Graduate... by Raymarkable(m): 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2016
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. It would go through all its life believing that it is stupid.
albert Einstein

we have totally lost the real reason for education. education is suppose to enlighten you. open your eyes and brush you up. But we go to school just so we can get a job. And we allow the four walls of the school put tags on us. It tags us 'F' and we accept that we are therefore failures and if it tags us 'A' We are are no longer failure. but funny truth is, life does not come in MCQs or essays. life does not come in equations and theories. a lot can happen during an exam. I could blank out, I could be tense and forget something or maybe I remember 5 minuets before the collect the script. I might get a C but maybe if they had given me an extra 5 minuets I would have had an A . but the system would tag me average. and funny thing is education does not test your intelligence. It just test your ability to remember. They are no innovations in education. They are only ability to remember what I was thought by someone who remembered what he was thought by someone who remembered what he was thought. I could go on and on and on.
I know a boy in my school who couldn't even graduate. people laughed at him and called him a dullard. but when he sings. you'd stare in marvel. If music was what he was reading. If his assessment where songs he we was suppose to write and perform I'm sure he would have been top of his class.

I quote again.

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. It would go it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

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Family / Re: Dabbing Madness Taking Over Nigeria (pics) by Raymarkable(m): 3:51pm On Jul 16, 2016
lol. funny how most people don't know what this dabbing actually is. It actually originated as a result of weed. when you puff real strong weed and it goes right to your dead and you want to cough you . You cover your mouth with your arm. lol that's what it actually means to dab . is to be smoking that good shit.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Iara Oshiomhole At Obaseki's Campaign With Okorocha & Others by Raymarkable(m): 3:45pm On Jul 16, 2016
If she married him for money be rest assured. she would make some bloggers so cool cash in no distant future. see how caroline danjuma dan be every bloggers favorite topic. but sha we don't know if she really married him coz of money or maybe he is beautiful inside. lol has a beautiful personality. but mehn the man ugly as Bleep!
Politics / Re: Photos Of Iara Oshiomhole At Obaseki's Campaign With Okorocha & Others by Raymarkable(m): 3:42pm On Jul 16, 2016
nkemdi89:

But do you know the first he met her she was given an expensive rolex watch by him which she rejected, that was what caught his fancy, for a lady to turn down such gift.

because she smart like that. It's clear psychology. she knew that would get his attention . why settle for a rolex and probably be his mistress for awhile when you can own his empire.
Romance / Re: 10 Top Beautiful Romancelanders (July 2016) - Photos Attached by Raymarkable(m): 4:30pm On Jul 15, 2016
Some fine sorties up on this.
hey ladies.have you met Ray?
Crime / Re: Cultists Kill Man At Egungun Ceremony In Isheri, Lagos (photo) by Raymarkable(m): 1:59pm On Jul 15, 2016
hedonistic:


Much as I detest any kind of violent crime, I logically understand dirty bastards robbing banks or bullion vans or anywhere else they think there is a stash of meaningful cash - in furtherance of this pursuit of money matter (N. B. I hate armed robbers and recommend jungle justice for them). BUT what I would never understand is this senseless aggressiveness and murderousness for no reason - in the name of cultism. It is ridiculous beyond what my brain can comprehend.


lol @ jungle justice. but when they say an idle mind is the devils workshop. That was not just a statement bruv. how many many gainfully employed youth would do this. It all boils down to poverty. everything boils down to poverty
Crime / Re: Cultists Kill Man At Egungun Ceremony In Isheri, Lagos (photo) by Raymarkable(m): 4:20pm On Jul 13, 2016
When I look at the way this country is hard and how I dey find money up and down. It's leaves me in awe how these people still have time to be fighting up and down . I honestly I'm curious. how do they do it?

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Celebrates 41st Birthday, Wows In Floral Outfit by Raymarkable(m): 8:22am On Jul 12, 2016
I think the fact that we still hold marriage and even Divorce as something paramount shows we have not totally lost it in Nigeria. its really nothing to be ashamed of. It's a nigerian thing. I do not envy the west. where the institution of marriage is gradually fading away. We turned out the way we are coz of the presence of both parent actively present. I imagine the next generation
.and how messed up they would be. homosexuels parents having kids. transgenders , I see a confused general arising.

so I guess what I'm saying is. Rita. *singing*when would you marry? when would you marry? lol

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Her Dad's Visit 2 Adeboye: I Saved My Dad From Ritualism by Raymarkable(m): 9:25pm On Jul 11, 2016
When you are rich and powerful. seeing the GO or senior pastor is so easy. but when you are broke. you go fill form tire.

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Education / Re: Why Is Pidgin English Not Taught Officially In Nigeria? by Raymarkable(m): 7:32am On Jul 08, 2016
and who this pidgin wan hep na?. The world is becoming a global village. you are teaching the 21st century kid to communicate in pidgin. no be wahala you dey find so. If anything should be thought it should be our local languages. not one substandard white man's language.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lekki TV Company Asks For Light-skinned Girls In Job Ad, Nigerians React by Raymarkable(m): 11:31am On Jul 07, 2016
I wonder if he had said he wanted a dark skin girl. would there have been this much traffic of insult?

still love my black sister tho...never really been attracted to fair girls....don't t really know why.

#teamblackisbeautiful

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Literature / Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by Raymarkable(m): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2016
She looks so beautiful. The sun hits her naked skin.Peaceful as she sleeps. but un like snow white. she will never awake from this slumber.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Man Twists His Body To Make Money by Raymarkable(m): 1:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
This man can see his on butt hole. what a rare privilege. lol. ewwwww
Politics / Re: Shittes Drag Isreal And USA Flag On The Ground As They Protest In Gombe - pics!! by Raymarkable(m): 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
If you do a survey of the calibre of people doing this protest. you'd find out they're shoemakers, okada men. Black market boys. jobless, extremely poor people.
religion is a drug. and the poor would consume ever ounce of it. When he is high enough. He would become stupid and would do your biding . He would kill himself he would kill his brother. and he would think through his ass. He would become blind. He would become tasteless. He would drink sand . If you tell him it is water. as long as you use religion as a tool. you will be the puppy master and he would be the puppet.

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TV/Movies / Re: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by Raymarkable(m): 2:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
Please I need audition notice In abuja. I'm an actor, writer TV presenter and part time super hero. lol.
TV/Movies / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Grabs Actress' Boobs In Location Photos Of "A Village In Africa" by Raymarkable(m): 2:39pm On Jul 01, 2016
and he couldn't get a better boobs to grab and take photo's with. Instead n'a this 50 year old boobs. coz the boobs look older than the owner sef
lol. This man go get grown up children oo. what an eembarrassment.
Literature / Re: 10 Books You Should Read In Your 20’s by Raymarkable(m): 2:29pm On Jul 01, 2016
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bless you too bruv
Phones / Re: Shocking: Man Marries His Phone In Outrageous Wedding (photos) by Raymarkable(m): 9:21am On Jul 01, 2016
I know say n'a oyimbo e go be. why are they so strange. marrying dogs. sériel killers etc

lol. but in away a lot of us are somehow married to our phones in away. waking in the morning. first thing phone. last thing at night phone. when your phone is sick/bad. You fall sick too. etc. The difference is we didn't go all out.

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