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Limerick: Ok, I'l never quote or mention you again!

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heartbroken. . .sorry bro but i need me a hoe *wink*

fuckyouhard: ur father from his graveyard. call that ghostwritin . douche

jeezo. . .so touching bro

sorry dat ur mumuity is affected. . .go 'head nd troll nigg, got no time tu trade words wif ya. . .enjoy ya victories. . .
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*yawns*
where dafuq iz dj5naira? 5nairaDj? wat-a-nick

Limerick: WTF! I've not been seeing one of my main mans (Oops, I dan gbagaun)
I meant "my main men"

and hes no other than, the one and only
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rayOPT 1 Of Nairaland

lwkmd!!

i kno vhiz aint rily comin frum u lime. . .anyway sha, just remeba dat it aint just me. . .vickybash, elvisonjack2 nd som oda dudes aint here. . .so get of ma d¹ck bro. .
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hmmm. . .battle everywhere, even maxiiiimus sef waka come. .
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fuckyouhard? whu z writin for dat fool? tsw!
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#JST

GIYAZZ: How the might has fallen/ this home once had four legs, now it's crawling/
. . . maybe we should go back to the days we trolling/ cos without that sshit, this dome would be boring!/


Rayopt

damn. . .i tot vhiz shii was closed

aiit tho. . .


ray in just as the nu day bring/
d sunlyt for d worldwide. .yo'kno i rule daily/
fools fakin. .non stopin. .d type ibo boys dump @alaba so cheaply/
known weaklings. .they ball? suckers(soccers)/imma kick their sore a$$. .to post victory lyk those deutsche kings/

you dont believe?

i put macs in every verse/. .cos they 'bank' on 'buy-boos'/it aint enuf tu saving life/
yall wud only 'get-down' lyk may d's track/
wen i pull d trigger. .den i'l claim niggs wife/


dig dat nd dig ur graveyard. .
yall gay guys with no sane verse. . .
niggs just tyna act posh lyt white guys/a dream 4 d afterlyf?. .m lyk. .wash. .but issokay dye!


make or mar all for d sake of rap. ./
its either i break some spine or i take words back. ./
buh u kno wen i 'roll' weeds nd 'models'. .i cant choose drake but pac/
so i can get all 'eyes on me' cos ultra-violent 'ray' make boiz 'charles'/
u see that?


i dnt battle but i d.ope pass you. ./
i eat wacks for 'cashew' or i'l just 'steal' dem to 'andrew'. ./
so wat 'can-a-gee' do?. .except tu buy me houses wit some cars too. ./
now dats guud. .


n.igga.s be out of job. .just in NL tu shout nd troll/
'bay-bees'/ just hums nd buzz. .i'l simply make a sweet meal out of yall. .

watery flows lyk pus$ies. .makes me wanna leave d game nd raise dat deuces/
kids only throw punches dat wont hit. ./
go play wif ya momma's 2 b-tins. .cos ur jaw/will fall off/tryna sup. .for my bull beefs

yo'kno dude. .ray is
in a MAAD city buh a good kid. .a kendrick lamar wif mood swings. ./
you dude's 'weak'. .cos even wen u've 'fastd' for 7days&nyt/u pull up lyk a snail . .slug-ish


call me the sun king!
louis V in vuitton . .u niggs only got aso-ebi/
android 3. .u niggs aint past d first alphabet for bb/
and m still upgradin. .i got my refresh 'butt-in' tu kip my a$$ frosh still/


am just saying
ray is always on d rise lyk d sun from d east or duncan in d south/
m mighty in arms. .if u lyk, i can shake ur lyf so we can go hand in hand/
buh hey, i aint got time for that. .just gon end here lyk my guy ice/
kids stay calm nd bolieve. . .*winks* #AndWeAwt



ciAo

*yawns*

mfvgt: fyh
izzi victory!



wtf iz vhiz? w/p?
*beyond c—beyonce*
*know less—knowles*

lmfao!

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www.nairaland.com/729519/unilorins-likely-post-utme-questions
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tu ur success

[size=19pt]bullshit[/size]

whu dafuq z @op rapdevil?

i fink vhiz z just anoda coogar prank to dethrone ibime. . .smh sha for makin FP


[size=25pt]#JustSayinTho[/size]

mystolad: its not connection....


if u remember dey gave open slots to unilorin staffs unlike den...





before then....read,pray, make connections and stay connected.

tsw. . .vewi funny sha

i said it is connection nd u ended up sayin it is not with an argument dat proves it as connection. whu r u confusin, me, ursef or d aspirants? tsw!

abeg oga, try not tu mention or quote me again. pls!

DrHesjay: .
Some people also said they trust their skul
will not admit anybody with less than 50..
Yet,i have frnds who had
42,44,48...Engineering n agric.

[size=20pt]of cos it z called CoNNecTiOn![/size]

Fahdehkemmy: wanna txnk u all for ur help so far.plz am a DE aspirant for geology.did mineral resources engr. in kp.wanna Knw my chances for geology...

unilorin dont accept much d.e students. . .tho ur chances is a mixture of different factors. . .wit a distinction or upper credit and a guud post ume score, lyk 70+, u are guud to go.
u can add a few connection too. . .just for assurance.

hardaytohun: Pls wat about the post DE Wen is it coming out?

i kno vhiz is a joke

Ola4shure: 300 sir, we ask Doc Bale(HOD) and he said its nt tru, If its to be tru 100 wudnt av don 20 cos's per section(cos its still same, dats y we always av the highest cos Unit )maybe dey wil start with coming 1s, but definately nt with pple dat r already there, we r spending 4 yrs.
Thanks

aiit. . .d stuff z still strongly argued sha!


. .how far bout ur i.t na?
dr. ige no dey play wif dat shii ooo

olu98: pls wot is physical science crossing GP

i dnt fink u shud bother about vhiz for now if u are a jambite . .

. . .and as a student, i dont advice pipu to focus their intellectual strength on just survivin d 1.5 cut off. .set targets. . .ur own targets. . .


its not just about croxxin wif 1.7 nd 6 c/o's. . .its about graduatin wif first claz or 2/1. . . [size=15pt]change ur perception[/size]

Ola4shure: Gud eveni to u all, av been searching 4 dis thread since, cnt jst stop laughin when checkin yearly, anyway wish u all best of God. And I pray come october we shall all resume.
Thanks
God bless Geology ................
God bless NASS................
God bless Unilorin..............

which level sir?

. . .nd soon geology, now in physical science, will be a 5yr course. . .i tink itz already in place now!

more arguments nd less works. .

why am i havin yall buzzin even witawt effort. .
. . .av dropped more likely or past questions(anyhow u call it) in my grup. .av given out useful tips to aspirants dat nids it. .i avent collected a dime, those in my grup can testify. . .

my works speaks better of my intentions. . .u guys shud be more useful to aspirants and not get busy tryin to bust scammers. .diz iz my idea in d furst place.

i apologize if i tryd tu act as if i kno it all buh u guys shud be busy given awt tu aspirants nd not pounce on my every acts. .yep choose4me u are ryt am aware of pipu in their 2nd degree dat r still tryin tu get a 3rd. . .

are u all satisfied now?


@dele i done apologize iooo. . .lol @u sha

16racks: ayo oga mi @rayopt

to be honest wit u, i tot u fell out arguing wit this guys..

wen they get higher they shud undastand beta.

16racks: and remember this is nairaland educational thread and not ur rap battle thread ooo....

lol. . .i am definitely kipin dz in mind
[size=20pt]must u even bring vhiz up?[/size]

u sef

smh sha

Yungmilio2: he might be wrong ... instead of you to correct him
you are condemning him for trying to help....
you say big dissapointment?.. then you are included
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aspirants should know that unilorin has no official past post utme questions .. so they would not get scammed thinking they bought unilorin post utme questions.... they are only buying past questions shikena...
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and you cant compare school examination past questions with post utme....
let me enlight you
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example
100level student all offer GNS.... I can set related questions and am sure some would come out in exams.... cause I can go through the school text book and get stuff I need to set questions
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MAT. I can gather examples from student's note and set my own past questions and related questions would come out in exams..
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[s]would you say all does guys selling undergraduate mathematics text book are official text book from the school...?? no they are not[/s]
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you urself don't know it all.. instead of you to reason with others and try to help in whatever ever way you can..
[s]you just came here to punch you keys without.....[/s]
I rest my case

let me point out ur naivete sir

first. . .d dude i tag is wrong and not 'might be'

2nd. . .wen did u see anyfin lyk official past question. .d cbt u did(cos i kno dat u just entad 200lev) u saw past questions or not? was it stated that it is official or not? did u read it or not?
gee let me inform u dat university is not secondary skuul. . .no prof will gather past questions for u. .it is still d students that will sort themselves out.
unilag sold official past questions in 2011 nd none of the post ume questions was related. .do u kno diz? no.

Yungmilio2: if you really wanna help.
I see no reason why you should create a whatsapp group... (thou not a bad idea)
atleast this place is better for any aspirant to ask his or her questions here, and get the right info from we stallites here...
and even in the next few days or weeks another aspirant may need that same info or something related to that he/she would be referred back to the precious pages
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questions been answered here.. aspirants would read from the first pages and get more info about unilorin
which a whatsapp group can't do.. cause much info would be lost...
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i dont know everything about my school and you don't know it all
I might know Much about my department and faculty better than you or anybody, vice versa for your department...
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we do make mistakes trying to pass the right information, that can be corrected here
which a whatsapp group can't do...
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why don't we just help out here
#Transparency
Mouth sealed

lemme start with u mr. transparency. . .

wat syd of d skuul are u located?

is it d syd dat face post graduate hostel?
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is it d syd dats around cbt?
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is it d syd dat faces student union building?

wat level?

silent don: Unilorin post utme is MAINLY "USE OF ENGLISH nd GEN KNOWLEDGE (including biology related stuff), basic arithmetic follows, then u might get one or two of other things...Everybody writes the same exam nd it's not according to your course, so no one will bombard you with physics. (I'm deeply into the system).

[s]Don't waste your time or resources on buying past questions nd other irrelevant materials.
Wishing y'all success.[/s]

so what materials are u suggesting for aspirants to study for the post ume?

and u are very deep in the system, huh?

tsw. . .funny dudes


and here z for all doz dudes claimin to b a student. . .
. .m really not sure which syd of the school u go to. .
.maybe d one @general tho.

how can u say there z no past question? 100level student doin cbt, didnt u get past questions?

wot about d past questions they were photocopyin @slt, didnt u see it?

and wait a minute. . .

which sensible student go to an exam without solving past questions?

tsw. . .u guys r a big disappointment to unilorin
how wil u say student shudnt get past questions? chai! students indeed

one word

ugly

krizzkutz won



no fu.ckin reason


am ridin in porshe and not d..icks tho

hehehehahaha. . .

*yawns*

f**kd awt!

[size=19pt]to aspirants gbogbo[/size]



it waz exactly 3 yrs ago when i panicked lyk yall striving to get in. .now 3yrs gone., m striving to get out.
thats life anyway.


the race is never to the swift, be patient.


time and only time will deliver your dreams like yahoo messenger.


[size=20pt]you will always need help, dont ever be scared to ask.[/size]


[size=13pt]education is information. but the problm in nigeria is not lack of it, it is too much digestion of the wrong infos that makes a fool talk shii.[/size]


be focused. a wise man once told me that "wat u focus on expands"


[size=13pt]u wanna win? get to work. . .no oda shortcuts except u want your life cut short.[/size]


the effective guy is tym concious. [s]d poor guy is always runnin out of tym and cash.[/s]


dont run away from problems. become the solution.


[size=19pt]competition is american. i love n.y.c and its big lights and so i set big targets.[/size]


dream-big even if ur dreams cant summon d courage to separate siamese twins lyk carson did.


d truth is. . .
vhiz post ume is just d beginnin of all your big achievements, datx cox u choose wat u believe.


[size=16pt]and even if u pass or not. . .remember dat a vibrant and happy life is a gift from God[/size]


piece by rahzilla. . .add me on wahtsapp for unilorin post ume group 08177680334

hmm

nigeria is now becoming more scarier than 'koto-aye'.
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i can only imagine a [size=18pt]nigeria[/size] in 2020 with goodluck jonathan as president. .


at least, yall wunt have to buy jungle holocaust'fore u can watch 2 brothers swallow each oda up. .

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proudly nigerians. . .we have to p r a y

*yawns*


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watelse?

how this one kan take affect price of garri!


tsw!

mumu president!


the guy seems incapable of handling politics
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[size=20pt]weak people never give way when they ought to — cardinal de retz[/size]

Iceskidd: Oga rayopt

oga mi. .i hail ioo
make i write sumfin sef

*grabs an ink with 10wraps of weed*

[size=34]rayopt typin rob-ish. . .[/size]