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ITbomb: Sometimes I notice some parent attitude,
You condone a child's rascality, saying he would outgrow it, then you dump him in some pampered centre called private school, then after failing JAMB repeatedly, you decided to shipped him to a private university, then you expect him to learn Bible principles at university level.

Prof Soludo did say something, he said, "If primary school did not mould a child and secondary school could not shape him, there is nothing the university can do".

Oh my bro, u r on point!

I thought it was all about recent news on Jonathan clams down on media...

@raystanley01 follow and I will follow u back!

Hi Nairalanders,
what I dislike abou Nigerian Mobile Telecoms Network Providers (GSM) is their unsolicited Sub-subscriptions and Auto-renewals they asign to their customer without their customers' consent!
Here are some please do feel free to add yours for other networks.

I just discover I have a caller-tune from MTN for over a year without knowing... So I decided to post this...

1. MTN Callertunz:
(Tips) To Deactivate; From your phone device Text CANCEL to 4100

2. MTN's EasyNet: which has option 1 to 7 categories; 1.Football, 2.News, 3.Gossip, 4.Fashion... 7.Cancel Auto- Renewal.
(Tips) To Deactivate ; From your phone device Dial *661# and the list appears and Do select the 7th option to deactivate or a particular category to deactivate...

Sourced; do feel free to add yours... Thanks.

Hi Nairalanders,
what I dislike abou Nigerian Mobile Telecoms Network Provider (MTN) is their unsolicited sub-subscription and Auto-renewals they asign to their customer without their customers' consent!
Here are some please do feel free to add yours for other networks.

I just discover I have a caller-tune from MTN for over a year without knowing... So I decided to post this...

1. MTN Callertunz:
(Tips) To Deactivate; From your phone device Text CANCEL to 4100

2. MTN's EasyNet: which has option 1 to 7 categories; 1.Football, 2.News, 3.Gossip, 4.Fashion... 7.Cancel Auto- Renewal.
(Tips) To Deactivate ; From your phone device Dial *661# and the list appears and Do select the 7th option to deactivate or a particular category deactivate...

Sourced; do feel free to add yours... Thanks.

Hi Nairalanders,
what I dislike abou Nigerian Mobile Telecoms Network Provider (GSM is their unsolicited sub-subscription and Auto-renewals they asign to their customer without their customers' consent!
Here are some please do feel free to add yours for other networks.

I just discover I have a caller-tune from MTN for over a year without knowing... So I decided to post this...

1. MTN Callertunz:
(Tips) To Deactivate; From your phone device Text CANCEL to 4100

2. MTN's EasyNet: which has option 1 to 7 categories; 1.Football, 2.News, 3.Gossip, 4.Fashion... 7.Cancel Auto- Renewal.
(Tips) To Deactivate ; From your phone device Dial *661# and the list appears and Do select the 7th option to deactivate or a particular category deactivate...

Sourced; do feel free to add yours... Thanks.

SpicyMimi: Before you crush on the dude, why not find out if he got a gf...u know...i could be his gf, nd sharing isnt my thing huni..

Op then you ve' to come to me...

1. Her online picture centers less on her facial
beauty, she focuses more on showing to the
world her feminine possession and endowment:
bosoms, hips, hot body etc.

2. Her profile pictures do not in anyway
'synergies' with the various locations as
portrayed in the pictures: some of the pictures
conspicuously show her in different room
locations and arrangement (only those with
critical pictural* analysis can spot this).

3. When you add her as a friend on Badoo or
other social network, it will take her nothing less
than 30 minutes to reply your message. (This
shows that many clients are lined up online), and
even when she replies you, her reply sometimes
is a let down from your painstakingly written
introduction.

4. When you tell her you are interested in her
and you would love to be her friend, she goes
like, "Friend as in, what do you want?".
Some of them after accepting your friend
request would simply reply to your numerous
questions with this sentences: Badoo - 'What is
your desire?' BBM - 'What do you want from me?'
Facebook - 'What can you offer?' and on it goes...

5. She only gives you little attention when you lie
to her that you work with some of the well
known and respected companies and business
brands in Nigeria.

6. When you try to see how naughty she can be
by sending her lewd and raw messages, she
simply replies your message with this, 'till you
come'.

7. She is a sleeping devourer who only gets
awakened and alerted by money and all the
good things that come with it.
Feel free to add yours....

Source:

1. Her online picture centers less on her facial
beauty, she focuses more on showing to the
world her feminine possession and endowment:
bosoms, hips, hot body etc.

2. Her profile pictures do not in anyway
'synergies' with the various locations as
portrayed in the pictures: some of the pictures
conspicuously show her in different room
locations and arrangement (only those with
critical pictural* analysis can spot this).

3. When you add her as a friend on Badoo or
other social network, it will take her nothing less
than 30 minutes to reply your message. (This
shows that many clients are lined up online), and
even when she replies you, her reply sometimes
is a let down from your painstakingly written
introduction.

4. When you tell her you are interested in her
and you would love to be her friend, she goes
like, "Friend as in, what do you want?".
Some of them after accepting your friend
request would simply reply to your numerous
questions with this sentences: Badoo - 'What is
your desire?' BBM - 'What do you want from me?'
Facebook - 'What can you offer?' and on it goes...

5. She only gives you little attention when you lie
to her that you work with some of the well
known and respected companies and business
brands in Nigeria.

6. When you try to see how naughty she can be
by sending her lewd and raw messages, she
simply replies your message with this, 'till you
come'.

7. She is a sleeping devourer who only gets
awakened and alerted by money and all the
good things that come with it.
Feel free to add yours....

Source:
[b]1. Her online picture centers less on her facial
beauty, she focuses more on showing to the
world her feminine possession and endowment:
bosoms, hips, hot body etc.

2. Her profile pictures do not in anyway
'synergies' with the various locations as
portrayed in the pictures: some of the pictures
conspicuously show her in different room
locations and arrangement (only those with
critical pictural* analysis can spot this).

3. When you add her as a friend on Badoo or
other social network, it will take her nothing less
than 30 minutes to reply your message. (This
shows that many clients are lined up online), and
even when she replies you, her reply sometimes
is a let down from your painstakingly written
introduction.

4. When you tell her you are interested in her
and you would love to be her friend, she goes
like, "Friend as in, what do you want?".
Some of them after accepting your friend
request would simply reply to your numerous
questions with this sentences: Badoo - 'What is
your desire?' BBM - 'What do you want from me?'
Facebook - 'What can you offer?' and on it goes...

5. She only gives you little attention when you lie
to her that you work with some of the well
known and respected companies and business
brands in Nigeria.

6. When you try to see how naughty she can be
by sending her lewd and raw messages, she
simply replies your message with this, 'till you
come'.

7. She is a sleeping devourer who only gets
awakened and alerted by money and all the
good things that come with it.
Feel free to add yours....

Source:
[/b]1. Her online picture centers less on her facial
beauty, she focuses more on showing to the
world her feminine possession and endowment:
bosoms, hips, hot body etc.

2. Her profile pictures do not in anyway
'synergies' with the various locations as
portrayed in the pictures: some of the pictures
conspicuously show her in different room
locations and arrangement (only those with
critical pictural* analysis can spot this).

3. When you add her as a friend on Badoo or
other social network, it will take her nothing less
than 30 minutes to reply your message. (This
shows that many clients are lined up online), and
even when she replies you, her reply sometimes
is a let down from your painstakingly written
introduction.

4. When you tell her you are interested in her
and you would love to be her friend, she goes
like, "Friend as in, what do you want?".
Some of them after accepting your friend
request would simply reply to your numerous
questions with this sentences: Badoo - 'What is
your desire?' BBM - 'What do you want from me?'
Facebook - 'What can you offer?' and on it goes...

5. She only gives you little attention when you lie
to her that you work with some of the well
known and respected companies and business
brands in Nigeria.

6. When you try to see how naughty she can be
by sending her lewd and raw messages, she
simply replies your message with this, 'till you
come'.

7. She is a sleeping devourer who only gets
awakened and alerted by money and all the
good things that come with it.
Feel free to add yours....

Source:

36 square boxes!

A.jeez:
Lols..he is good..bt I'll still pick 50cent ahead..nevertheless..to those mentioning 2pac on this thread..pleassse stop..no 1 shld b compared to PAC..pac isn't jst a rapper, you need to have a BIG spirit to trully understand and appreciate the perspective of PAC's life

He was a terrorist...

Just check out my own newly formed sentence...

see that handsome man standing over there!

weird' intelligent!

I like myself cause, Money don't pass me by...

A Nairalander, was here last week, seeking your kind advise on getting rid of the planed pregnancy by her girlfriend, and after series of advise here which majority said it should be terminated, since he is abou early school life in Uni... But right now the girl friend has connived with her mother, who initially. Opted it should be removed, have now retracted their decision and refuse to adhered to the termination after his several reasons...please what should he do, cause he's running out of time and he's planing to do something stupid abou it.?

A Nairalander, was here last week, seeking your kind advise on getting rid of the planed pregnancy by her girlfriend, and after series of advise here which majority said it should be terminated, since he is abou early school life in Uni... But right now the girl friend has connived with her mother, who initially. Opted it should be removed, have now retracted their decision and refuse to adhered to the termination after his several reasons...please what should he do, cause he's running out of time and he's planing to do something stupid abou it.?

Decipher...

(Bleed mode) From the onset I have always been With the wrong people! And I never met the right ones... Despite how good I treat these people they always tryna ruin my life... Well on my high way to heaven, I guess it f**k the world... pull the T r i g g e r!".

NL. Here are 10 thoughtful keys, digest them for good ... And please do add yours for others... Thanks.

10. Do what works for you, not just what you know how to do best...

9. Virtually, everyone will hurt you, but just do something for the one you love the most...

8. When you are no more up to the task, remember there are people standing by waiting to take advantage of that moment... Ray Stanley

7. Enemies could take away everything you have worked for, but leaving you with the greatest legacy the 'Brain'... Ray Stanley

6. It was funny to me then, how people once turned money into a gold, But only upon a time I wasn't having it... Ray Stanley

5. If you can't save 1cent when you have 1 dollar, don't expect to save anything when. You have million... Ray Stanley

4. Beware of those who believe in so much superstition, as they will someday use it against you... Ray Stanley

3. If you really wanna know true character of a man give em money (power).... Ray Stanley

2. A man with artificial riches and a poor heart (poor mentality) is still a poor man!...

1. Don't tell people your problems, as 60% will be happy you are in that problem, 25% don't give a damn about it, while 15% wont do anything abou it... Ray Stanley

idnoble135: Its not new... A senior friend once told me how a lady that was in love with him(though he did not have affections for her) told him bluntly that she would seduce him and get pregnant for him just to keep him to herself.
And you OP, should stop trying to put the blame on the girl. Why did you have to sleep with her in the first place?
And even if you wanted to, why did you not use protection? While in the act, did you not enjoy the pleasure? Now you are trying to blame the girl as though she forced you not to use protection or forced you to sleep with her.
Like it has been rightly said, you are already a father. Start planning on how to welcome the baby to the world. Hope you'd be a good husband and good father. Cheers!

The mum, was able to decipher this, after serial questioning, which she later opens up to her, she masterminded it to foil loosing me to Uni. peeps...

NL. Here are 10 thoughtful keys, do digest them for good!

10. Do what works for you, not just what you know how to do best...

9. Virtually, everyone will hurt you, but just do something for the one you love the most...

8. When you are no more up to the task, remember there are people standing by waiting to take advantage of that moment... Ray Stanley

7. Enemies could take away everything you have worked for, but leaving you with the greatest legacy the 'Brain'... Ray Stanley

6. It was funny to me then, how people once turned money into a gold, But only upon a time I wasn't having it... Ray Stanley

5. If you can't save 1cent when you have 1 dollar, don't expect to save anything when. You have million... Ray Stanley

4. Beware of those who believe in so much superstition, as they will someday use it against you... Ray Stanley

3. If you really wanna know true character of a man give em money (power).... Ray Stanley

2. A man with artificial riches and a poor heart (poor mentality) is still a poor man!...

1. Don't tell people your problems, as 60% will be happy you are in that problem, 25% don't give a damn about it, while 15% wont do anything abou it... Ray Stanley

Please folks in NL. what will you do when you'r abou your early school life in Uni , and your girlfriend in her late secondary, is so obsessed abou you... And she is scared of loosing you and had a hidden intention of getting pregnant for you, without your consent... And now she is 4weeks pregnant for me, am In dilemma to get rid of the pregnant or she keeps... Pls I need your kind advice...

Mine is today.... I left her cause she is a serial pregnancy conceived girl... Virtually every month she is pregnant and she probably gets it most from outside... I either get called to send money for termination by her mother or I take her for termination or use ati -pregnancy or contraceptive pills on at end of every months... This is happens despite my precaution methods practised and observation taking before, and after each sex... I even went to the lenght of mapping out her periodic ovulation calender to avoid re- occurrence and yet all proved aborted. Am so sick and tired of this... I use to touch her few days she ends her menstruation which is within two weeks... And leave the other two weeks for her to take care of herself against her up coming ovulation...I made my findings and discovered she is so loose to men... she is so ease to get into sex with.... A little touches triggers her into sex... And she is always going to her private computer lesson in her tutor's house which has no time table could take her on or postponed her lessons so I see that as another peep hole ..
She is kind of addicted to sex but controls it a little... I end up spending whole lots of my time on her pregnancy issues...and have less time to think about my self and have no time to go about and solve my problems....

temmie013: I dated him in my 400level and 4 d very 1st time in my life a guy culd stir up my heart completely tho he wasn't my 1st bf and I was willing 2 give him just anytin (including my most treaured pride dat I denied every oda of buh thank God I didn't). He was goodlooking, soft spoken, very neat and decently dressed, I love his smile and hw emotional he was...

He shed tears, infact we both did and he was d 1st dat rilly made me knw wot love meant. Leta on I just realised he didn't rilly love me (he was just infatuated and been emotional) and I had 2 let go cos it wasn't worth it when d babe is d 1 struggling hard 2 make a relationship work.

What happened rit? Well he was in 400level studyin phramacy while I was studying accounting in a private sch so of course I was gonna finish b4 him and he was becomin so insecure sayin am gonna leave him when I go 4 my nysc, dat I was gonna meet oda guys, I tried 2 make him undastand dat wit him av got all I ever need in a guy (I rilly wanted 2 live wit him 4 d rest of my life) buh he just didn't believe me...he leta stopped callin me, was always picking up quarrels, he even asked 1 of m frnd out, told me I was pestering him 2 much wit my calls (thru his actions) so it read clearly dat "Dis relationship was ova" I had 2 let it b..so many tins happened dat I can't start xplainin here on nairaland buh 4 real dat was d 1st time I had 2 let go even tho it was rilly painful..

Now he wants me bck buh 2 late, I hardly make up my mind buh when I do I don't go bck 2 my vommit, and by d way he doesn't love me jor.. He tells me I am a diff and unque girl buh. I don't even give a 4ck about guys any more!

Dats my story!

But I can bring you two together, and make you guys a better couple tomorrow...?

I suggest NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF SPECIAL EMPLOYABLE GRADUATES (NASEG) quote me...

add me 08100266448

At least it's where the money is!

Samunique: U and ur private Jets wahala, when will u stop singing this on this forum? No wonder an adage says, " d last song a deaf man heard will continue 2 be his song till eternity" what's ur problem have pastors stolen from u? Did they force u to pay offering or come church? Pls learn how to be responsible in ur coments and treat matters with sense reasoning.

AM SURE YOU ARE ONE OF THE FAKE PASTORS (THIEF)...

Wadeoye: Interesting - thieves stealing from theives.

Ask if every member of those churches have food on his table for his family or knows where the next meal will come from. And the church is so rich and even keeping raw cash in the church.

The old good churches were bulding schools in the villages, even feeding students and building hospitals. What are todays churches doing with the money they collect from the fearful and ignorant followers? They buy private gets...lol

THANK YOU MY GUY, I HAVE ALWAYS TAGGED ALL AFRICANS DUMB ASSES... BUT NOW YOU HAVE BEEN EXCLUDED...SINCE YOU HIT ON THE NAIL!

ooshinibos: IT IS SCRIPTURAL FOR A CHRISTIAN OR PASTOR TO BE RICH , PEOPLE DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT RICH IMAMS AND MUSLIM when a christian is rich the devil panicks , I PRAY THAT ALL MY PASTORS BE ABUNDANTLY RICH MORE THEN THEIR ENEMIES

DONKEY OPEN UP TO US...YOU ARE MORE OR LESS A FAKE PASTOR'S RELATIVE...BUT LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE!