@Jackal

I always knew Giles Smith to be funny, but I just discovered how funny he is today.
And he also seems to be Nigerian. Either that, or he views our posts on N/L.

See this excerpt from his recent article -

Refering to the John Terry VS Eboue incident last week -

"Read the papers: Arsenal are not about stamping on people and getting into punch-ups. They're about emulating Real Madrid at their finest, while simultaneously lowering the average age of their first XI to 15-and-a-half."
http://www.chelseafc.com/page/Columnists/0,,10268~1194259,00.html


Honestly, it's g'onna take an almighty catastrophy to get me to stop laughing at that comment.

Seems N/L is more popular than we thought.

@Trebosky

Ohhhh I almost forgot to add. . .

Please when you play Milan, do what you did to Chelsea in the last Carling cup final. Field the 'young guns' you fielded against Blackburn day b4 yesterday, ok?

Hehehehehe hahahahahaha

Bloody hell!!!!

Where's Toshmann?

I just got off the phone wiv Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Nigga's throwing a party after seeing his draw.
He can't wait to crush em Yankeedollarpool player's bones and draw blood.

Trebosky ma good friend

How cruel can the gods of soccer be? What kind of cruel blow have they dealt ya?

Honestly I feel bad for y'all. . . . . . . . NOT! Hehehehehehehe

Let's look at the situation of both our clubs -

Arsenal: -

League table leaders with a point ahead of United and 6 points ahead of Chelsea.
Drawn with C/L champions AC Milan - Kaka, Seedorf, Gattuso et al.
Chances of making it to C/L quarter finals - 10%.


Chelsea: -

Third on the league table with just 6 points behind table toppers, Arsenal.
Drawn in C/L with the Greeks, Olympiakos.
Chances of making it to C/L quarter finals - 99%.


Arsenal or Chelsea - whose fan would you rather be at the moment? Let me guess. . . CHELSEA ofcourse.

Just how cruel can soccer gods be?

Ohhhhhh and let's not forget Liverpool!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

Arsenal VS Ac Milan Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Jackal, why bother argue with these guys?
Debosky arguing with you is just Debosky trying to work himself up mentally that it's not as bad as it seems.

I don't know of any single gaynner that's not peeing in his pants right now about that fixture. Even Prof. WenGAY has carried a gloomy facial expression all day.

Geeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz Best news I've heard all day by miles.
And what even pisses Gaynners more is that Chelsea got an easy peasy fixture wiv Olympiakos.

Jackal, pls leave Trebosky and let's go celebrate this one. Let em bask in their misery alone.

Arsenal VS Ac Milan Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nateevs don't worry!

Last I heard, Grant is going shopping for players in two weeks. So we'd be covered for the Nations cup.

I've g'otta go to bed now.

Nice game. Congrats.

@Jackal

Trebosky is upset!!! Upset and scared stiff! He's holding fast to his remote control in anticipation of the draws. He's praying we draw Everton and they draw Tottenham, and then Everton defeats us. Anything to avoid us.

But I'd rather meet Le arse in the final.

Won't it be just lovely to defeat Arsenal in the final of the same competition in back-to-back fashion?

Hehehehehehe

@Nateevs

I've been quite busy wiv work but I'm back now, what with the holidays.

The victory was fantastic. Arsenal fans are biting their nails and praying hard that they do not meet us in the Semis.

Le arse fans are also upset cos of our great performance.

@Jackal

Hahahahaha

I hope we meet em too. I'm itching to get ma revenge for their robbery at the Emirates.
bleeping Gaynners.

@Jackal

Did you see Rafa's face?
He looked liked a woman with too much blusher on her cheeks.

Hahahahahahaha

Where's Toshmann?

Nateevs, no doubt, Ballack is world class!!!!!

After over six months on the sidelines, he comes back and gives a good performance!

That was a beautiful goal for Shevy. Did you see how he disgraced the keeper? He sat the keeper on his ass. Definitely a world class goal.

Good performance from Chelsea. Hope we do a repeat wiv Blackburn on Sunday.

Ok. Second half's kicked off.

We'd talk later. Wish me luck.

Why do I keep having this feeling that Mr. Bean might concede a penalty off that tricky Babel?

@Jackal

I'm sooooo pissed. We should be at least two goals up, but what do we have? nil-nil

See the chance Lamps missed.
Anyway, as things stand, Chelsea would win this one. I hope Monsieur Grant makes a few changes in our attack at half time. Sinclair has potentials, but he might have to come off for Joey(hope he on le bench).

Please what's Mr. Bean (Haim) doing on the pitch? Why aren't we playing Alex instead? Or is the Isreali solidarity bullshyte rearing its head again?

I hear the draws for the Semis are after this match. I doubt we'd meet Arsenal in the Semis if we qualify today.
Knowing those FA twats, they'd manipulate shit so we play le' arse in the final again.

Defo a case of De' javu.

@Jackal


Cech is keeping? Dang! It means Grant means business tonight.
Lemme run off to go watch the match.

I'd call you at half time. Wish us luck.

@Le Chacal

Thanks for the warning on Alonso. I'm sure Grant's got his eyes on him.

I'm not really too keen on this match, but I'd like to win just for the fun of it.
It always feels good to see that monkey, Rafa in tears. lol

Anyway, how've you been? I've been kool. Was too busy yesterday and the day before, being the last working days of the year for me.

What's up wiv our prenuptial contract? Hope you haven't violated it.

@Jackal

Chelsea versus Liverpool. What do you think?
I hear Carvy is back and Ballack is on the bench. Do you know if Malouda is back?

And what's your prediction on the result. Left to me, I'd rather lose the match, cos I'm not interested in winning this Carling Cup again. I'd rather be out of it and concentrate on the PREM and C/L.
But seems monsieur Grant wants to win it. It's his call anyway.

I'm happy Scotty is back from loan and is g'onna play. Missed that young lad. I w'anna see Ben Sahar too. Hope they've gathered experience and have improved.

Mc Omo:

Razorr's chesticles were confirmed NAFDAC-less and hence she expired out of circulation, but her hubby just had to come defending her/them other chavs with all the venom left in his armoury . . . what a miserable life

Kit, I've g'otta say u're pathetic. Typical Gaynner talking out of his ass as usual.
What have boobsicles got to do with NAFDAC?

Last I checked, NAFDAC wasn't a boobs agency. Olodo.

Anyway, have you seen Jackal of late? His skin is fresher. His hair's got more shine and he looks a whole lot healthier and happier and these all came from his change of cuisine. So please stop your jealousy induced hating.

Also, I didn't expire like you're trying to insinuate, but was quite busy between Monday and Tuesday, being the last working days of the year. We closed for the year yesterday so I've got time on ma hands now.
But you wouldn't know that would you, jobless Arrow that you are. Yea! I heard the news that Fashola's campaign headquarters sacked you for REDUNDANCY.
News travels fast in Lagos you know.

Now run off to your girlfriend, Loyika and get off ma case.

Barka de salla.

Malouda is fit and might feature on Sunday.
Matter of fact, all ma players are fit, except for Drogba and maybe Ballack.

Only God knows what line-up Grant would put up on Sunday. I can almost predict the back four and the midfield, but as for attack, I'm not too sure.

I've got this sneaky feeling that Grant has something up his sleeves - That crafty blinking Arrow.

We'd just have to wait and see.

Jackal, please ignore Tokdee.

Does the word 'Irritant' ring a bell?

debosky:



I knew any birthday mate of mine would never fall for the expired chesticle milk from razorr

Jackal's head has been twisted backwards since he tasted. . .do you notice he never disparages Chelski these days? The discoloured milk has turned his redness into pink or beige

Razorr is vicious. . .yes, but Intel from my man Loyiks has it that once you buy her a N400 recharge card, you can get her eating out of your hand like a besotted puppy

Ok. . . I've just about had it.  

From the first day I joined this forum, I never liked you and put you in the category of people who's comments I ignore and who I generally snubbed.
Reason being that you disgusted me with the 'small minded' and immature comments you make from time to time.
You make comments that are quite derogatory and insulting in the name of trying to be WITTY.

Someone said you were cool and more mature than you appear to be on this blog and so I cooled ma stance with you. But I guess I was wrong to do so.

You need lessons in wit on a public blog and I am sure someone like Loyika, who is blessed with that gift would be more than willing to school you on it.

Please, to keep the fragile peace and sanity Seun has managed to instil on this thread and the forum generally, and in respect of Seun's desire to keep the forum sanitised, I would say this just once - STAY THE Bleep AWAY FROM ME!!

Avoid my posts,  even if I'm the only member on board and I'd avoid urs too. I have made my stance clear and am quite sure you're mature enough to understand it.

Thank you and have a happy christmas.


@Jackal

The game in Anfield is g'onna be tough, no doubt, but I'd put ma money on Man United to win. I doubt that this game would end in a draw, cause it's always a beef game. You can almost tough the hatred those two teams have for each other.
I think it's g'onna be outright murder for one of the teams.

PS: What's up with O'shea?

@JK

That's it! You're dead!

Ma boo's called for his lunchtime milkshake, but I'd be back wiv evidences of the real reason Pretty ran for her life after your first and last love-nest session sometime last week.

Pls stay put. I'd be right back.

@JK

I won't be too harsh on you since you're not a gaynner. But I won't take your words seriously either. Everyone on this blog knows by now that when it comes to women, your words should never be taken seriously.
The other day, you denied fervently that JK-pretty was your babe, despite all the evidence we accumulated to the contrary and then you did an about face today and confessed to shagging her. So why should I believe it when you say you're not chesticle hungry.
Oh by the way, the boobsicles are juicy, bouncy and full of deliciously fresh milkshake, Le Chacal would not lie, would he?  

@Jackal

You're spot on about the Gaynners, especially Nairalanders.
About Loyika (Dad Servant ), I was just g'onna ask you the same thing. Tinubu's boys are prolly on the streets of PH at the moment. He prolly had to retreat into his cave.

akinalabi:

But why are all Arsenal fans like that? Everywhere
you see them, they talk that way.

Very few analytical minds amongst them.

Spot on!!!

But if we knew the answer to that question, it won't be the million dollar question again, would it?

@JK

Why don't you just come clean and admit that you've caught the chesticles bug.  

Admit it and who knows, I might just give you a chance. But how would I know if you don't admit it?

@Jackal

Hahahahaha  Don't tell me you didn't know about Loyika. Nigga's been hiding away from Tinubu for the last 2 years. Shell Engineer ma ass.

As for J-K, let him first admit to being milkshake thirsty, then I'd consider shoving le boobsicles up his mouth. Hahahahaha oh ma dayzzz

PS: Where's Lordi? Don't tell me he ran out with his tail between his legs? Awww poor boy. He musta been embarrassed bout being exposed like that.  
If you bump into him anywhere, please tell him to come back, as I've got a special yuletide gift for him.

@Akinalabi

Naaaaaa. A win for Chelsea is very important. The gaynners have to lose at the Emirates so they'd stop bragging about being unbeaten.

Some plonkers in their midst are still bragging bout an unbeaten record at the Emirates and yada yada yada.

PS: Please concentrate more on beating Liverpool and leave Arsenal for us to deal with.

@Lordi

First things first. That picture of your crib did not come from me. Jackal posted it. It was he who exposed you with the help of the detectives he placed on your ass, so go challenge him about it.

Secondly, please note that you don't deserve me, cause you lie N I don't do niggas that lie. You lied bout your crib and financial status.  This girl has g'otta eat you know. . Ma Mama didn't raise no fool.
And how many times do I have to drum it into your skull that I got betrothed to Le Chacal, so we're wey past asking what ma alliance with him is, aren't we?

@Jackal

Marry a GAYnner? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sorry. . . I'd rather be stuck with you.

And who told you Loyiski (Dad servant) has the phatest pocket about here?  Phatest pocket ma ass. Haven't you heard? Loyika is a fugitiive!

Yo JK what's popping?
And who would you place your bets on on Sunday, Arsenal or Chelsea?

PS: How's your hubby, Pretty?

@Lordi

I am very happy that you're so confident about trashing us. It would make rubbing shit in your face after Sunday even sweeter. Please don't disappear from Nairaland after your spanking on Sunday o, or you'd miss ma special Christmas gift for ya.

lordimpaq:

@razorr
also, i did not miss your chesticles, u don't even care about me, so wtf.

Stop lying!!! You missed ma boobsicles like crazy! Or how else can you explain the millions of texts and e-mails you bombarded me with, asking for ma whereabouts?

Secondly, Lordi I don't take you seriously cause you lied about your crib.

You claimed to live in a super mansion but Jackal exposed your ass. He showed me a picture of your fully detached duplex.

@Jackal

Why do I have this sneaky feeling that Sunday would be Lamp's day? That Arrow just has a way of sneaking up to the limelight.

Also, have you heard the news? MALOUDA IS FIT!!!  He's g'onna play against Le Faggy Arse!
CARVALHO IS FIT!!
Heck, who are we g'onna choose now between Carvalho and Alex? Alex has been simply awesome, especially with set-pieces and he'd be helpful against Le Arse. This would be tough.
We'd need Carvalho. His flexibility would be needed in defence. And we'd also need Alex's magical boots.

Damn! And then there's your game with Dollarpool. Tough one!

Heck! No wonder it's called the GRAND SLAM SUNDAY!!


@Chuckdee

Three words -
You're a Arrow.

Nuff said.

@Jackal

Did you watch Le arse's game last night? Honestly, that game made me all the more certain that we're g'onna bash their asses on Sunday! They were so disappointing in the second half. I didn't sniff anything of the Gaynners like what we saw at the beginning of the season. And Monsieur Eduardo put paid to the general belief that he has the worst striking pair of legs in England. Horrific as usual. Causing more calamity than good. Completely useless player.

All we've g'otta do is adopt Steaua's tactics - Keep things tight in the first half and hit em up in the second half, although knowing Grant and based on Chelsea's current style, I suspect we'd go for glory from the 1st minute.

And with em Gaynner's current horrific midfield, I won't be so shocked if we score in the 2nd minute, then bang in two more goals for effect before the first half is over, then keep shit tight in the second half - MOURINHO STYLE!

Joe Cole would score!

Lampard would break Gay hearts!

And the improving Sheva would bang in the kick that would make the Emirates crumble!

But seriously Jackal, don't you think these Gaynners are ninnies? Would you believe that they're cowering in fear already, long before the game has taken place. Most of em are saying a draw is likely, when Chelsea fans are already making Victorious chants!

RVP better than Rooney?
I give up!

Jackal, why the heck do you even bother engaging this guy in these arguments?
Hell!

Jackal:

Beware of Eboue . . . .he is a diving merchant and he majored in theatre arts.

Hahahahaha That's old news!

But don't worry. . . I spoke to Mikel just 32 hours ago and he told me he's got special plans for Eboue the Arrow!
It ain't g'onna be a Carling Cup repeat. The ever improving Mikel told me he's perfected a few theatrics himself, which he'd implement off camera.

One thing is for sure, Eboue would leave the Emirates Stadium without one of his two legs and could be a serious doubt for AFCON.


Talking about Lordi, where da heck is he? I miss his scrawny face.

Jackal:

Rooney is rich enough to put Van Persie in his cage in Cheshire and feed him for the rest of his rapist life.

Haaa yea! Who can forget RVP the rapist?
Another reason why I'd never be caught associating with le arse. A club that plays rapists!