Jackal:

@ A-40,

How he ghosted past who? What was the outcome of the match? Who had the last laugh at the end?

You're such a darling! Took the words right o'utta ma mouth.


Speaking of our attack on Sunday, going by the fact that we know WenGay is g'onna do a 4-5-1, which of these two formations do you think would do worse damage on Le Arse -

--------Cech-------
Belleti ---Alex---Terry---Cole
Joe ----Maka---Lamps---Malouda
-----Sheva ----Kalou------

OR

--------Cech-------
Belleti ---Alex---Terry---Cole
----Mikel---Lamps---Maka
--SWP---Sheva ----Joe------



PS: When are we getting married? I'd like to suggest that Lordi be your bestman, you know. . . Just to rub shit in his face.

A-40:

Lennon to Walcott? Try Carrick is better than Seedorf

Aaron Lennon is better than Theo Walcott! Get over it.


@Jackal

Please, let's leave these gaynners.
There's no point arguing with them for now. Most of them are yet to recover from the Middlesbroularia virus that dealt with them last Sunday.
Give them a week to recover before expecting any form of coherency from em.

On to other issues. .

1. What's your honest take on the Chelsea vs Le Arse game on Sunday?

And

2. What's this I hear 'bout you selling ma chesticles off to Monsieur I-man?

Please respond.

Wait a bloody bleeping minute!!!!!

Did someone mention Walcott? Is Walcott g'onna play on Sunday?

Please please please, I beg you in the name of all that's good. Play Walcott against ma team and watch Alex and Terry break his legs in pieces.

Hahahahahahaha

Oh ma dayzzzzz

Walcott ma ass.

A-40:

The same Aliadiere that scored less than 10 goals in 8 years one good game doesnt make him class

Hey hey hey!

Like I said, I don't give a shit about Ali, he ain't a Chelsea player!
But what's interesting is that if Ali is as crap as you say he is, then you're more pathetic than I initially thought.
If players as pathetic as Ali can now easily breeze past your defences without breaking a sweat and if a team like borough, who hadn't won a match since September 1st can now make you look like dummies and sissies, then you've got a problem.

I swear to God, if you play anything like you did last Sunday against ma team next Sunday, Kalou would score a double hat-trick! Cech would score, and even Ashley cole would score a brace.
Not every team is as charitable as borough. Hell, those guys must have wasted at least 20 chances. Chelsea won't.

Thank God you're playing at home! No excuses!

debosky:

Ali gets a penalty due to a mistake on Kolo's part and he outplayed Bendtner? Bendtner created the chance for Rosicky's goal, so If you judge based on that, a 19 yr old kid on the pitch for 45 mins played better than 24 yr old on for 90 mins.

Trebosky, it seems the illness you contracted due to your defeat on Sunday has clouded your reasoning a whole bleeping lot!

Young man, if I'm right in assuming you watched that game, then I'm sure you observed that Monsieur ALI played better than your whole pathetic lot combined together on that day!

Now whatever happens to him for the rest of the season ain't ma concern, but he proved a huge point on the afternoon and reduced your buncha old legs camouflaging as young 'uns to sissies.
He showed you no respect and made you look like a cocacola division side. For a second, I thought I was watching Derby County versus Middlesbrough. Hell comparing you to Derby would even be an insult to those lads. That's how pathetic you were.

ALI exposed the Gaynners for the sissies you can be when the game is brought to you and now, clubs would play against you without fear.

I won't be surprised to see Tottenham trash you at the emirates at this stage.

Teams won't fear you no more. At least Chelsea for one won't be showing you any respect on Sunday, Emirates or Qatar!

I-man:

Are you saying that Lampard doesn't shine in big games? You sure you watch Chelski? Frank is the most consistent of all the Blue bastards,most especially in big games.He only under performs with the national side. . . .I guess that is what has influenced your view of him.

Like I said earlier, Chuckdee doesn't watch Chelsea games.

He get's his gists from beer parlous.

I-man:

I would be rooting for Gooners on Sunday against Chelski.Chelski pose a greater threat to United than Arse,its better for Gooners to win,we will always catch up with them even if we give them a 10 point head start

I didn't make that statement.

@Loyiski (Dad Servant)

Check this one out.

LEAGUE TABLE AS AT 16/12/07
1, Man United          39 (Unless Rafa does the impossible ofcourse)
2, Arsenal                37(To stay at 37 till after the New year)
3, Chelsea               37(To top the Table by the 31st )

Relax! Sunday ain't too far away.

Jackal:

Eduardo is yet to score a goal in the Premiership . . . . how sick is that?

Hahahahaha

But according to Loyika, Eduardo was the best buy in the PREM this season.
Eduardo scored about 100 goals in the Croatian league last year alone and Loyika said the goal manufacturer would score 50 at least in the PREM.
It was like Le arse was playing ten men yesterday. The plonker did more harm than good on the pitch. Geeeeeeeeeeezzzz

See what I say about Loyika being sick?

So you've forgotten that you need to win your game against Slaveh Buchareschia (or f'uckever they're called ) to avoid the likes of Milan in the knock out round?

As for our Fulham draw, we had a brief spell that's long over and if I remember correctly, we were about 13 points behind you then, but what does the table tell you now? We're just 3 points behind you and that gap would close for sure after Sunday.

The league table doesn't lie.

@Chukdee

If you don't know shyte about footie, why don't you just shut your mouth!!
Did you just say Joe Cole is a crap player?

Do you even watch Chelsea games at all? I'm sure you're one of those who don't watch matches, but go to beer parlous and listen to crap talk from razz drunkards and then come spew on N/L.

Well, let me educate you a bit as to why Joey is dangerous. He makes some killer passes into the goal area that you'd have observed if you watched Chelsea's recent matches. And knowing how terrible you guys are at defending set-pieces and dangerous balls like that, you have every reason to worry on Sunday.

Hey! Why am I even discussing the Sunday game with these gaynners?
Afterall, if you guys play the kind of shyte you played yesterday and last week against us next Sunday, its an automatic defeat.

What you should be worrying about right now is how to tighen your game.

Y'all should stop playing like Derby County like you did yesterday. You came so close to being trashed 6-0 by a shyte borough side. Matter of fact, if that was Chelsea yesterday, scoreline woulda been 7-nil in our favour.

@Jackal

Ofcourse! Did you see Mido grinning on the sidelines?
Gilberto would be off in January. He'd be silly not to go. He needs to go retire in MLS with Becks and others.  Le Arse ain't the perfect place for him.

Loyika is sick I tell ya!  I called him last night at about 11:00 pm and all I could hear when he picked the phone was "boro-boro- boro=boro-boro".

@Loyika, Chukdee and other gaynners

Y'all should cheer up!! After all, you still have your unbeaten record!
UNBEATEN AT THE EMIRATES! hehehehehe

That would change by Sunday ofcourse.

Monsieurs Shevchenko, SWP, Joe Cole, Frank Lampard, Kalou and even Alex have got a special Chritmas gift lined up for you.

Oh and lest I forget, Cech (Best hands in the world) is back!!!!

I honestly wonder how you'd cope with that match after your MUST WIN C/L game midweek.

@Jackal

Adebayor has a longggggggggggggg way to go!
As for Eduardo, no comment. The plonker doesn't even deserve two words from me.

Hey! Talking about Debosky, did I tell you that guy is ma colleague? Plonker didn't show up at work today and sent a text to ma boss saying he has malaria symptoms.  Can you believe that?  Ma boss sent an instant reply to him saying it ain't malaria troubling him but Middlesbroularia!  Hahahahahaha

@I-man

Honestly, I feel sorry for le arse!  Please check their remaining fixtures for this year and if you've got a heart you'd weep for them.

@Loyiski (Dad Servant )

Shame on you!!!  You should go bury your head in shame and weep for your club!!

See the teams you're losing to and drawing with!!!  You couldn't beat a struggling Newcastle?  Bleep's sake!!  Is it cause I didn't come to collect your head last weekend?
Then you now lose to a borough team that hasn't won a match since September!!
Bleep's sake!

Do you now agree with the little point I've been trying to bang into your medulla oblongata? Which is that your boys legs are like Indomie noodles.  As winter starts kicking in and crunch time in the PREM sets in, you would lose the plot.  For once I agree with the SUN.

[size=22pt]Gunners lose the plot[/size]

ARSENE WENGER admits his players are suffering from travel sickness after seeing Arsenal crash to their first league defeat.


His team bus took a wrong turn on the A66 and they arrived at the Riverside only an hour before kick-off.


Manager Wenger said: “We were jaded physically after four away games on the trot. We gave everything but lacked creativity and sharpness.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article562858.ece


Ok! Can someone please tell Prof. Wengay that the next time he has an away match, he shouldn't be so bleeping stingy. He should leave north London the night before and check his players into a top class hotel and bless their bodies with glorious massages and good food so they'd be sharp and ready for the match the following day.
His stinginess and excuses are making me sick.

Geez. . . . Gaynners are too stingy to take care of their players!!!  No wonder players leave Arsenal for greener pastures.

When I say the gaynners lack character and strength in depth Loyiski aka Dad Servant would say I've been smoking.

When I say the gaynners lack drive and spirit without certain players, they'd say I'm speaking trash.

Well I guess results are doing the talking for me now.  I don't need to shout no more.
Sevilla,  Newcastle and now Middlesbrough.
Who's next, Chelsea? Hehehehehe

@Jackal

Is it just me, or would you agree that these Gaynners have been fixing their matches?
Or can anyone explain why at the beginning of the season, when they played 85% of their matches in London they did so good, but now when they've started playing away, they suddenly start loosing?
I'm really curious and suspicious. Something stinks here.

Anyway, another reason for their loss is finally out. I heard the Gaynners lost to borough cause they refused to travel the night before and get adequate rest and care before the game. It seems Wengay displays his stinginess by refusing to pay some extra bucks to have his boys stay in a top class hotel overnight so they'd be fresh for the games when they play away.
The tight-fisted Arrow!

@Loyiski aka wife thief

ok ok ok. . .

So that this boring topic doesn't drag on for too long - you win!
Yes, Chacal told me 'bout Elizabeth sometime last week in bed. Are you happy now?
Please can you now find some more creative ways to yab me, before I fall asleep.

Oh by the way, wiv the way your players' bones have been cracking up, how do you plan to cope against Villa on Saturday?  Especially with Fabregas out.

Oh and are you g'onna play Senderos (aka calamity) on Saturday?

whitelexi:

it may have ended our unbeaten run in Europe, but it didnt end it in the premiership!!!

Hahahahaha

Just wait till the 15th of December.
A certain Monsieur Ashley Cole has got a nice little Christmas present wrapped up for you.

Nuff Said!

@Chukdee

Na na na

Not so fast mate!!!

When Chelsea lost to Villa, you Gaynner muppets created at least a hundred threads to taunt us and you did these for over a month!!

So if le Arse's fans can taunt Chelsea for a month(and you haven't stopped if I might add), what is a Chelsea fan taunting le arse 15 hours after a loss in comparison?

Like I said earlier on, it's a beautiful day!!

And we intend to add to your misery when we beat Rosenburg AWAY in four hours time!

@Loyiski aka wife thief

Hahahahahahaha

Did you see what happened yesterday as a result of a shitty Fabregas play?

You guys are screwed! Fabregas plays shyte and you're doomed!!
Fabregas is missing and it's worse!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=496996&in_page_id=1779&ito=newsnow

Who's g'onna save the Gaynners?

@Loyika

Please slow down for a bit!!!!!!!!!!!
You're even more pathetic than I thought!!!

Does the word 'sarcasm' mean anything to you? You bloody wife thief!

It's just like sayin that since I said Wenger was shown a red card, I was talking trash.

Darling, I was being sarcastic, go and look up the word in the dictionary. My saying 'three match ban' was a follow up to the 'red card' yarn, since players get a 3 match ban from red cards. But why am I surprised at your cluelessness? Afterall, you're a bloody Gaynner.

As for the 'Elizabeth' talk, you've shown your cluelessness again! Ofcourse I knew what it meant, but it was too boring, like all your other yarns.
It was as good as saying Razorr is the mother of Jackal's kids, which is also boring.

Like I said earlier on, pls get more creative with your yabs and maybe. . . just maybe I'd reply to them.

By the way, I hear Fabregas is likely to be out for 3 PREM games. Which means he might not play against Chelsea.

DAMN!!! What a beautiful day it is!!!!!

@Jackal

I ain't sparing no one!! Especially not Loyika!

I can clearly recall how he was moaning like a woman having an orgasm when Chelsea last lost a game, so please let me rub it in.

So much for their unbeaten run.

For now, Chelsea is the only PREM team with any unbeaten record of note - Unbeaten at home in the PREM for over 70 games!!!!

Jackal:

including that idiot savant known as MC Omo.

JACKAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you realise what you just did? You just killed the plonker man!!!
Cause last time I checked ma dictionary, an 'idiot savant' meant someone who is mentally-handicapped but a genius in other fields.  
I heard from the grapevine that there's this spot somewhere in Oshodi where he and his boys gather to smoke Indian hemp and shit. That musta caused his mental situation.

Hahahahaha
Baby, you're getting deadlier by the day!!!

loyika:

Start with Fulham on Monday, if you don't mind.

Hahahahahaha

Loyika, I said you should get more creative with your jokes, but is this your idea of a creative joke?

Haba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please slow down on the Indian hemp, ma friend! It ain't doing you any good.

By the way, I'm sure we would all agree that Senderos is the very worst center back in the PREM at the moment.
It's another manifestation of what I said earlier about Gaynners at the end of the year.

Expect more calamity!!!

HNIC:

Aw is a homo,pedo, to RVP is a rapist, to Ade,Eboue and Toure are 30+

Ofcourse! RVP raped a Nigerian girl and did some jail time for it but was released after shagging a coupla big names.  But that's a topic for another day.

Back to footie. . .

@Jackal

Can you now see what I've been saying all these while?

I recall stating earlier in the season that these gaynners are not a threat. I fear United a million times more. I said that once the end of the year starts kicking in, the gaynners' weak bones would start to crack. And it showed yesterday, especially in Fabregas.

I've never seen Fabregas so PATHETIC!!  Wenger was so ashamed of him, he had to take him off.

Anyway, I do hope these plonkers finish in 2nd place, so they're kicked out of the C/L in the round of 16.

Oh ma dayzzzz!!!! Imagine le Arse being kicked out early again for the second time running.  Hope they meet Madrid or Barca.

By the way, any news from the London tabloids yet, on what WenGAY was doing in that tunnel yesterday?

@Loyika

Please stop this 'Elizabeth' talk already! It's getting boring.  
Have you noticed that I do not reply to most of your yabs? It's cause they're so boring.  
Please be more creative when attacking me.

By the way, how's Remi? Last time I heard, she was pregnant with your baby.
I hope the cave you crawl into at night is enough of a fortress, cause I hear Tinubu has sent an army after you.
Hope he doesn't kill you this time, cause to be honest, I'd really miss you.

chuckdee4:

the one thing we can't afford is to lose players to injury

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The one thing you can't afford right now is to lose your coach to UEFA or FIFA!!

Cause except WenGAY is shagging Blatter or Platinni (which I wouldn't be surprised about, gay that he is), I expect his ass to be punished for disobeying the matching orders he was given by the referee last night, when the ref showed him a RED CARD!!!

Hope he gets a 3 match ban!

I woke up this morning and on the front page of a sports daily I saw this Caption:

[center][size=14pt]SEVILLA DISGRACES ARSENAL![/size][/center]


Then another daily said:

[center][size=14pt]WENGER DISGRACED - SENT TO THE STANDS![/size][/center]

Then another daily said:

[size=14pt][center]GUNNERS MOURN AS SEVILLA END ARSENAL'S UNBEATEN RUN![/center][/size]

Please wake me up if I'm dreaming and tell me these didn't happen.

hahahahaha

You have nothing to worry about. Lordi's jazz aint that strong, so we're good!!!

Flavoured condoms it is.

I'm off to go pack. I'd be with you in a bit.

Hahahahahaha

What flavour of condoms should I bring?

I've got different ranges from sweet condoms to the thin and sensitive type, super sensitive condoms, snugger fit, large condoms, textured condoms, e.t.c.

What's your preference?

@Jackal

OK. . . . Let's do it like this -
I would move into your house right now. Please give me a few hours to pack ma stuff. Then we'd discuss the issue of ma allegiance to Chelsea over a candle light dinner.
I'm sure the feel of ma chesticles between your fingers would banish every thought of ma club allegiances from your mind completely.

How does that sound?

Jackal:

I have got no problem with that if u can renounce CHELSEA tonight.

That's it!!! I'm going back to Lordi!!

WOW!! TB Joshua is GOOD!!! His jazz has worked for Lordi - that lucky bastard!

Seems the Jazz is working on you and making you say shit you don't mean. How can you refuse an opportunity to take me into your crib?

Renounce Chelsea? You're having a jolly good time sweety?

You've got five seconds to change your mind or it's back to Lordi for me!

@Jackal

Honestly, I'm so glad I met you. You're a Godsend!!!
Do you realize I was about to go to the altar with that lying pillock? And the sad thing would have been that I don't believe in divorce. I would have been trapped in marriage with a miserable church rat for life.

WOW!! Thanks for exposing him. I can't wait to dump that lying plonker!! Someone's heart is about to be broken tonight. I honestly can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes he's been exposed.

Please get your crib ready, cause I'm moving in tonight. And please note that it ain't g'onna be a temporary arrangement o. It's straight to the altar for me, so I hope you ain't scared of commitment, cause we're g'onna sign a lifetime contract.

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal, are you serious? Is that really Lordi's house? I'm finding it difficult to believe ya.
Are you saying Lordi's been lying to me all these while? That plonker told me he lives in a mansion somewhere near Aso rock in Abuja.

He told me he is a director in NNPC. Livi Ajuonoma is supposed to be his boy. He even said his house beats Ibori's cribs hands down.

Don't tell me I was fooled. I can't believe I was deceived by a Gaynner!! Damn!! But I shoulda known better.

These are some of the pics he sent me. He said this is what the interior of his house looks like -

Jackal, answer me before I shoot you!