@Loyiski

As dificult as it is, I'm g'onna keep resisting the urge to call you a muppet.  

That's all I've got to say to you for now.

Now be a good boy and just keep your nose and ears glued to your TV.

@Loyiski

Why does the possibility of KAKA coming to Chelsea scare you this much?  Why are you soooo averse to the idea?

Wait. . . Those are rhetorical questions.  Don't answer em.

@Jackal

I concur with ya.

Just take a look at his last post.

According to Trebosky, KAKA would be a flop in the EPL!!!!!

I REST MY CASE!!!

chuckdee4:

Lampard is finding goals hard to come by

Chukdee, did you see Lampard on Sunday?  I swear, the slating has done him a whole l'otta good!!!

The guy is now MUCH BETTER!!!

He was soooooooooo unlucky not to have gotten a goal. Everton's keeper was just too good.

Expect to see him bang in those goals pretty soon.

@Loyika

You obviously are not up to date with news around the footie world. I wouldn't even bother arguing witrh you.

Go get up to date with footie news and gists before coming back to spew your usual crap.

@TKB

Come on. . .

You know I've gat some respect for you, so stop spewing shit!!!

First things first - Ballack and Sheva were MUCH OLDER than Kaka currently is when they joined Chelsea.

Secondly, you guys all screamed that it was Jose that killed those guys with his style of Footie.

Jose is now gone and it's a new ERA in Chelsea.

We have Grant and Cate who are pro-attacking footie, which would suit the afore-mentioned guys.

debosky:

Kaka admires Arsenal

I'm not g'onna argue with you about that. But the Million dollar question is -

Can Arsenal release 100 million to buy out his contract? Obvious answer is no. So he ain't coming to the Emirates.

Since the guy has said he might leave Italy cause of the violence, the only person at the moment who can be crazy enough to spash that k'inda cash is his royal highness Monsieur Abramovich.

So go eat your heart out.

By the way, what's this bullshyte talk about players not settling when they come? Are you honestly trying to tell me that KAKA would play shyte in his first month at Chelsea?

Trebosky, I know you're a GAYnner and all, but please STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR ANUS!!!!!

Not everyone is Shevchenko!! A player with the discipline and skill of Kaka WOULD DELIVER!!!!

@Debosky

I hate to bust your bubble, but the latest gist from Stamford Bridge is that Chelsea is g'onna buy half of the world's best players in January.

So Essien, Drogba and Mikel (Who are really the only 3 we'ld miss) would not be sorely missed.

If you doubt this gist, go ask Mr. Abramovich.

@Jackal

I understand your point about Grant. We appreciate what he's done so far, getting us out of trouble in both the PREM and the C/L.

But like I said, it's still early days yet. I w'anna see him trash Liverpool in the Carling Cup Q/F, trash Arsenal so badly that Wenger cries on the pitch and trash Valencia a 2nd time.

He should do at least 2 of the 3 things above and I'ld become his biggest fan.

I hope the gist about Roman's spending spree is true!!! Hahahahaha
It would be awesome to see Kaka in a Chelsea shirt.

I hear he is giving an interview on SKY TV right now in which he's saying he might leave Italy because of the latest violence.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@Jackal &TKB

You guys should stop worrying about Arsenal!!!

They WOULD drop points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstly, their key African players are going to AFCON in January, which would affect them to a certain degree.

Secondly, in the thick of the season, do you see these indomie legged Gaynner boys playing 3 important matches in 11 days and surviving them all? I THINK NOT!!!!!!

Leave the Gaynners, let em keep living in fantasy world for now.

As far as I'm concerned, the only stumbling block between Chelsea and the PREM title this season would be Man United. Mark My Words!!!!

In terms of strength in depth, you are the only guys I fear. You guys should just go pray that the gist of Roman going on a spending spree in January and bringing Kaka and co. is not true, cause if it is, then you're in for a run for your money!!!

@Akola

Have you heard the latest gist emanating from Barca? It seems Frankie is about to be fired and they want to employ Jose. The gist is that Chelsea might hire Frank.

PS: Who's the Americo-Naija N/L chic you're now married to? I have some suspects already.

@Jackal

Walahi talahi sumobilahi (Is that how it's said?), if you're lying to me, I'ld fry your punyanyan this night!!!!

Are you sure you heard the gist from an authentic Chelsea source?

Cause I've heard the same gist today and what I heard is that Roman is going on a crazy spending spree in January.

I heard 3 players are coming from Valencia - David Villa, Morientes and Alves.

I also hear Kaka is on the list of players coming to the bridge!!!

Coming from you, the gist has to be authentic!!!!!!
The nations cup might be one of the reasons for this crazy shopping spree. I'ld keep ma fingers crossed.

By the way, I kind of disagree with you about Grant. I'm still not too comfy with this change of style with Chelsea. Sunday's match proved my fears. If Jose were Chelsea coach on Sunday, would we have conceeded a goal AT THE 90TH MINUTE

Don't get me wrong, attractive footie is good, but there has to be a good balance. That's what makes great teams. Grant has to prove he can deliver on both ends.

Well, it's still early days yet. I'ld wait till he plays Liverpool in the Carling Cup Quarters to judge him.

@Akola

Story Story. . .

You've got a case to answer! A big case! Intel says you just acquired two new wives. And you went on honeymoon to London wiv em and that's why you've been away.

You this man - How dare you have two weddings and not invite me to any of them?

Typical Ibadan chief. Bad guy!! Very BAD guy!!

By the way, what are the identities of the chics you married? I heard they are N/L chics.
Wait. . . Scratch that. . . Don't tell me. Ma detectives would go to work to uncover their identities. All I have to do is find out who and who have been missing in action for the duration of time you were missing as well.

Welcome back big bros.

@Jackal

Why do we even call this irritant Azeezat?
I'm beginning to think it's an insult to the real Azeezat. That chic ain't this bad.

The real Azeezat speaks better English, has more self pride and is far more intelligent than this excuse for a woman! Hell, I actually am beginning to doubt that this thing is indeed a girl. Ma church mind tells me it's RitchBitch or Dr. Ferlie posing as a girl.

Heck, what kind of woman doesn't take to correction?

What kind of woman has this much lack of dignity?

What kind of woman proudly admits to being razz?

What kind of woman admits on a public forum to having rusted undies?

Silly girl argued some weeks back that there is no shame in having dirty undies. She said most of her thongs have gone to rust in that part where p'ussy juice stains.

Puhleease! She is very undeserving of the name Azeezat.

jejelolatu:

Where is d pix na? You just keep running your mouth.all talk and no action. Jackal is always quick to cal me worthles,and that gets me laffing because everytime he says that i feel good.am glad that i am of no use to u.i cnt be your bitch,am better than that.u hate me because i dnt suck up to u,because am not scared of u, am probably the only girl that doesnt take cover when le chacal is angry,i survived al your verbal attacks and even your trained desert eagles cdnt daze me.i dnt knw first hand what its like to be a failure but i know one when i see one.u get worked up everytime i post on this thread because it reminds u of al your failed attempts at bullying me like u bully razorr.face it man,am no weakling,i will never condescend to u.in my world,respect is reciprocal,if u wnt some,u got to give some. arsenal is under pressure to win.but i xpect them to win.any kind of win will do.

Ok! Since you've refused to take our advice and register in an adult education class, I'm g'onna have to take on the stressful job of being your
English teacher, so you can be less of an embarrassment to womanhood.

First things first - I know yoruba is your first language, and I don't know if this applies in Yoruba diction, but please when writing in English, put some space after a full stop sign (press the space bar once), before starting another sentence.

Two - There is something in our darling language, English, called a paragraph. It makes your write-ups easier to read and less boring. I can bet that 90% of people here don't read through your posts.

Three - Please start all sentences with capital letters.

Four - When you're not sure about the correct spelling of a word, go to www.dictionary.com and look it up.

Five - Please when posting on a public forum like this, don't use nursery rhymes in your posts. They make you look silly and childish.
So no 'Jeje is a fine girl iya iya o' chants in your posts henceforth.

Six - Before you post, read through what you want to post over and over again and call any intelligent friend or neighbor around you to scrutinize it before letting you post.


I'd give you more tips as the need arises.

Now be a good girl and go shag the red headed lizard.

debosky:

I beg you, don't include me in this Azeezat schitzo, I don't want to be involved. . .

Did I mention your name in he same sentence as Azeezat? I'm so sowwyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
It was a slip of tongue! I meant to say MC-OMO.

I-man:

its always fun seeing English people miserable,imagine if the Scots qualify

You're just so bleeping hilarious!!!! No wonder Loyika has the HOTS for you!!!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz

@Jackal

Yea. . . I understand your point about the English team. Those guys need to be shaken up a little bit. Maybe watching other nations on TV, competing for the coveted Euro trophy would get them to sit up. I feel sad about their plight though. Only a miracle would make them qualify.

As for Debosky, boy, you're soooo right about his VOYEURISM. I'm sure you know that when a woman sleeps in the same bed with a man every night, some of the man's habit could rub off on her. That's the story with our dear Debosky. I hear he gives Le Prof his massages after matches, especially when the Gaynners lose or draw. And you don't need me to tell you what else happens during the massages.

@Trebosky

Sharaaaaap

We all know that you're just angry cause I exposed the fact that Azeezat is one of your numerous concubines.

Ma intelligence unit reported recently to me that you've gat a d'ick like a horse, hence Azeezat's love for you.

Deny it and let me expose you more.

Jackal:

I kept wondering why Arsenal's game was moved to monday. . . . . . .
Everton played in Europe(UEFA cup) on thursday and the FA still let em play on sunday.
Meanwhile . . . .Reading has no european cup duties and Arsenal played on wednesday so why the long break to play in the Prem?

Well . . . .the simple answer is . . . . .The FA wanted English players to report to camp immediately.
Arsenal/Reading with no credible English player in their ranks have no right playing during the weekend.
The FA doesnt give a rat about em so their game was moved to monday while the likes of Rio, Terry and Gerrard are now training with McClaren.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thanks for that!!! I was wondering bout the stuff maself. Thanks for clearing it up.

But the BIG question is - WHY DOES ARSENAL HAVE NO ENGLISH PLAYER IN HER SQUAD ?

By the way, do you agree with those who say Mc Doughnut should be sacked if England fails to qualify for Europe? And if you do, who would you suggest should be given that job?
I'd have suggested Jose, but Fergie has said Jose ain't coming back to England.

@Jackal

Hahahahaha

Naaaaaaa Lordi has traveled. I dumped him cause he came here and denied that he drank breast milk, so he got a bad case of Blueballs. His d'ick got so SWOLLEN that he had to be rushed abroad. He had to be sent to see a doctor in Spain to correct the shit.

That explains why he's been missing of late. I just spoke to him on phone though. He says he'd soon pop in here to say hi to you.

He's been pleading with me to take him back and give him just a sip of milk. What do you think? Should I take him back?

Jackal:

Maybe u should be CHARITABLE . . .Please take a picture with her.

Jackal, please tell me you didn't mean that!!! I'm so heartbroken. How could you have made a statement like that? Is it cause I said she wants your d'ick? I'm sowwwyyyyy for that. But please don't ever insinuate something like that again.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


About the Reading game, as unlikely as it might seem, wouldn't it be just lovely if le Arse leave Reading with their tails between their legs?
Especially since Reading is playing at home and we all know what Arsenal's away record has been like of late.

I'm sorry about what I said about Loyika. It was a slip of tongue. I meant to say Trebosky.

Jackal:

Ya info is wrong.
She was after ma dog's cock.
I am too classy to be with a nymphet like Jeje . . . . . .I wont be found dead talking to her on the street.

Meanwhile . . . Its true she is no lez . . . . .she's into bestiality . . . .
Jeje bleeps dogs, donkeys,horses and sometimes gorillas.
She's mentally deranged.

Hahahahaha Thanks for the info. Shit is now starting to make sense. But can you blame the chic? How won't she Bleep dogs and horses when boys always reject her. I hear the only guy that f'ucks her is a red headed Lizard. But that gels with your story of her bestiality, doesn't it?
Damn you for not telling me what a red headed lizard is called.


By the way, what are we g'onna do to Loyika if Reading beats or draws wiv em tonight? Maybe we should kidnap him and force him to insert his d'ick in Jeje's coochie. That should be punishment enough, don't you think?

@Jackal

You're something else!!! How can someone be born feet first?
But then, I've seen different cases of abnormalities and Azeezat here seems to be a special case so your feet-first theory might be the explanation in her case.
And you're right about her SPERMATOZOA shape. I stumbled across her picture (musta been in hi5 or facebook) and you aren't far from the truth about her shape. No wonder guys on this forum avoid her like a disease!!!

PS: I heard she was after your d'ick. How true is that?

@Loyika

Your eye-sight is faulty. Chelsea is still in the top four so go see your optician for eye-glasses.

Just pray that Reading don't beat you tonight, and if they do, please take ma advice and don't show up on this forum tomorrow.

@Azeezat

Ok. . . You asked for it.
I've always wondered at the low level of your IQ. It's bleeping hilarious!!!!!
Don't you have any common sense at all? Must you always fall into every trap set for you?

I made a post about an insect (no reference whatsoever to your name) and you got soooo defensive and exposed yourself. Shot yourself in the foot.
If you'd just kept your mouth bleeping shut, no one would even know you're the housefly.

Gosh. . . you're sooo daft, it's pathetic. I actually am beginning to feel sorry for you. Do you have a boyfriend? And if you do, how does he cope with you? Or are you one of those gals who sit in the house and just do housework - cook, clean and keep their spouses pyjamas warm. Cause there's no way a woman like you can be a working class gal, at least not with the horrible grammar you spew.

Please take Jackal's advice and go work on your ENGLISH. And take some intelligence courses while you're at it.

Oh and one more thing - What's this talk about being a princess? How can a slave be a princess?

@Jackal

Well. . . I've g'otta warn you. To kill the housefly, you've g'otta first kill off the lizard that harbors, feeds and f'ucks it.
By the way, you still haven't told me what a red headed lizard is called. Can't seem to find the answer in ma books.

Jackal:

P.S. The Father of a man servant is a DAD SERVANT.

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

@Loyiski

Ma question was not about the clubs but about the coaches themselves.
Answer the bloody question. Like your girlfriend, Kit, would say, Egbe Oshi.


PS: What would you call the papa of a man servant?


@Jackal

You might w'anna cover your nostrils. The house fly just farted.

@I-man

That question was directed at your papa. Mind your business.

Jackal:

@ I-man,

Are u feeling aiiiight?
I don't really fancy mentioning ma name in the same breath with some handles on this forum.
Darkness and light don't meet so please u might want to modify your schitzo . . . .
What am i saying . . . . . . .Please remove ma name immediately and address me directly(solo) . . . .

Jackal, nice one! I like how you distanced yourself from the scumwats. I hope I-man gets the message and obeys your instruction cause I wouldn't want to see you get infected with uhmmmmm. . . . What's that disease you get infected with when you kiss a Lizard?

@Loyika

Lemme ask you a question -

Between Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger, who, in the last five years, has been the better coach?

@Jackal

Are you blind? Can't you see that this place has been invaded by a dirty housefly? I need the insecticide to kill it before it goes to invite its family members to have a feast at our expense.

Oh by the way, please add a quality air-freshener to your package as well. That insect brought in a stench that's threatening to suffocate me. I discovered that it has that stench cause it lives with a red headed Lizard. What are those red headed lizards called again? Please refresh ma memory. .

@Jackal

Is anyone still saying Fabregas is better than Ronnie?

I thought we had dealt with the argument. I don't think any SANE Gaynner would argue about the fact that Ronaldo is miles better. There's no comparison at all.

I can't stand the winking idiot, but as much as I hate him, I've g'otta be objective.

RAID!!!! RAID!!! RAID!!!

I need RAID, BAYGON, MORTEIN or any other insecticide FAST!!!!!!!

Jackal, what are the best insecticides you've gat around where you live? I need the best you can find ASAP!!!

Buy it and send via DHL!

@Loyiski

I've gat just 3 words for you :-

GO SUCK D'ICK!!!

fynewaka:

Can't we all get along? Why all the name calling? you guys are spoiling the fun.

I have a feeling that most of these musings are product of vandetta, offshoots of acrimony and a thunderings of misplaced acrimony over a person you may never meet!

And this coming from Fynewaka! Wonders shall never cease!

Seems the new wife is doing a good job on him. Nigga is now born-again.

By the way fyne, when should we expect news about the fruit of your loins? Please invite us to eat jollof rice when the time comes.