Beetle engine is everlasting.
You will use it and get tired.
I inherited one from my father.

I dumped the car cos it refused to spoil itself.
Op, plz include beetle.....

Sorry guys, I don't use a smart phone.

Motorola blue eye does the job.

I can't trace you and u can't trace me.

Am posting this from a cafe....

All the good jobs have been taken.
The only jobs left in Nigeria now are slave jobs...

Just work to survive and survive to work

I thought the court already sacked this Sheriff guy?
What's he really playing at? Yesterday he issued a statement that he doesn't want the seat at all cost.

Can he just give up?
Must his ambition bring the party to a halt?

Learn from GEJ "my ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian..,,"

We'll take you serious when we see a source...

How can it be stable when we want to go right and our leaders are going left

They should rant us more confused too...

I think you deliberately left out some part of the story to suit yourself.

While the landlord is wrong, did he/she never call you? If yes, what was your response?

You plan to pay what you owe? Why didn't you start paying ur own when you got in an tell him about the previous debt.

I think you wanna be like the former tenant who didn't pay before moving.

Go see your landlord and stop crying fowl.

You wanna play on her and that's not fair

angels09:
launch impeachment proceedings against PMB. Wield your legislative power for once!

Lolzzzzzzzzz.......Bad guy!!!!

Let me give you a simple solution.

Just go get palm leaves
Red cloth
Black cloth
Snail
White cloth

Tie it around your land. Just drop one Fanta there and some money, maybe 30 naira

Then monitor the land.

Person way won steal am go try the next land

Forget pastor tin oh

The kind eye I go look am, na only him go use e hand to fix the car without me asking

I don't expect dis to make Fp...

But then, our mods are unpredictable

Were you expecting Fayose to retract his statement?

I believe fayose to be very resourceful. How he gets his informations, I really don't know.

He is the only true face of opposition in Nigeria.

Hate him or like him, the guy always gets them by the balls.

Children of hate will never see anything good in him.

Aisha Buhari, ur defence is meddled with so many unconnecting dots. Plz help us connect this dots and prove fayose wrong.

P.S--- I hope we all observed how quick they were to defend Aisha, why would Buhari not hurry same way to provide his certificate?

I expected Buhari rejecting the report of the national conference. A fundamentalist with retarded ideology will stick to the status quo.

But why? He would do so only if the status quo is in his best interest.

Too bad GEJ wanted using the conference report as a footstool for his second coming.

Nigerians (I inclusive) have failed to realise that those in power are the few and we are the many.

I am not an Easterner but truth is, those guys are doing well for themselves. Esp Anambra

I guess der 5% is worth more than the other 95%

I commend you for having the time to reply the op and posters above. Left for me, they won't get a comment.

People who worship mediocrity and the excesses of our ineffectual buffon.

Just looking for reasons to make Buhari look more like the self-righteous and self-acclaimed saint he is not.

Most persons are intellectually retarded. Don't try convincing them.

Bethelwealthy:
............not all men know the worth of GOLD. You think the develop world cerebrate mediocrity and self-absorbed leaders? We are too backward and sentimental to understand real issues and true leaders, thats why liars and petty-minded leaders always find it easy to deceive us...........All that matter is for citizens to survive in a good and condusive environment, can you say the same of present govt? we keep deceiving ourselves while hunger increased and future is looking bleak. Who has recovered loot epped? are we not worst off now? Jonathan was clueless abi, but now we see the real definition of cluelessness in d daura-dullard.
The world is celebrating him for a reason, think!

When you feed a person, you reduce their propensity for violence.

Aside religion, Nigerians are driven by the jungle rules. The very instinct of survival that differentiates us from animal.

Our practice of religious is purely hypocritical and selfish.

Now ask why a hungry man won't go violent. He is an animal

I didn't bother reading it.

Just can download to comment.

I didn't read cos the OP has dissociated himself from reality.
The reality of Buhari gradually tottering Nigeria to the dark ages of dictatorship.

Just to make himself feel better, he travelled into the past. For what? To find reasons to justify dis bullshit of a government.

@Op is a big joke

Femi Adesina is an idiot!

This man would defend Buhari excesses and still tell the masses it's in der interest.

Buhari can't claim oblivion to the issues in the upper chamber

One year and counting, Why way Nigeria?

Thanks Doc...

Now you can predict when cardiac arrest might occur.

For once, someone aside Fayose should speak.
EFCC is a big joke, A Buhari watch dog and puppet.

Too bad Nigerians want people to speak but hate Fayose.
Ride on my able Governor.

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Nigerian news....

Arraign ke

You don't listen to the news, you're uninformed.

You follow the news, you're misinformed.

I'll wait for the real story

STFUareyouG0d:
Go see her, be free with her, show her you aren't bothered about the whole hogwash from the pastor. Make her feel relaxed and safe with you. She might be feeling embarrassed and all that, but try make her feel there's nothing to be worried about.

If she's acting up truly cuz she feels embarrassed like she claimed, then you can still have her back. But if she's acting strange cuz she's acting according to the pastors BULLSHYT advice to cut you off, I'm afraid you might not have her back. Cuz girls and believing pastors are like 5 & 6.

During my NYSC year, I lost my girl to this same 'my mum's pastor said I should cut off with my present BF' BULLSHYT

I wish you all the best sha

Thanks man...

Dexema:
Go back and ask that pastor for advice concerning both of you and your future plans for her. This will most likely reveal some things to confirm the word of the pastor and how genuine he is. Good luck.

Thanks but no tanx. Am not going back der

maxti:
How can he claim she has all those spirits? Someone you just de flowered. Forget the "pastor" and that church.

That's the funniest tin. I disflowered her

jopretty:
When it comes to Women deliverance, 'Pastors' have a full record of what should always be wrong with them. Abeg don't let it disturb you one bit, my advice is, if you truly love her as you've said, stop sex, put a ring on her and proceed with making it work even better than before.

My dear, e no de worry me oh. Wetin de worry be say she go just go dark because of wetin pastor talk.

theEYe21:
Funny sturffs I don't know why people, especially Nigerians take pastors as God That girl is possessed if she agrees to what the pastor said Oponu Nigerians do not have a mind of their own

What do I do? Am hurting

Targaeryian:


My thoughts exactly

1. Tell her no more sex till u marry
2. Get an engagement ring
3. Propose
4. Get married
5. Thank us later

Bro, you want me to hurry myself because of what a pastor said? C'mon... Na Nigeria you de oh...

STFUareyouG0d:
I know, I understand you story. What I'm asking is, are you having problem with her cuz of what the pastor said? Cuz of the no sexx? Or shes staying away from you cuz the pastor told her to stay away from her BF?

Seriously I don't know. I don't have issues with her but like I wrote, she's not talking to me. Her number is switched off. I don't just know what to do. The only tin she ever said was "am ashamed of myself "

OreoPaschal:
Since she has all the qualities you need in a woman...Stop fornication with her and make her your wife.#Case closed.

That's an option am willing to take. But seriously, you don't just wake up one morning and get married. Doesn't work like that.

bicmitchum:


Why, in heaven's sake, should you take anything a pastor says seriously? If you don't, convince your girl not to.

Women and religion. How do I tell her the pastor she believes in is suddenly saying trash?

talk2alabama:
Hey bro, tell dat pastor to go to hell.. and please marry that woman! If u leave her u are a coward!

Am not giving up on her man. I just hope she's not too.