STFUareyouG0d:
Before I say anything, I'll like to know where the problem is coming from. From you or the girl?

Read the post again. The deliverance wasn't on me. It was on her.

Hello Nairalanders,

I really need you advice because I don't really know how react to this. Whether to get angry or happy or indifferent.
I'll make the story as short as possible so I don't bore you.

I've been seeing this girl for more than 7 months now. She's 25. For real she's the kinda girl every man would want. That kinda girl you give 30k to get things for herself and she ends up spending 10k getting you things too.
Her humility, homeliness, sense of humor and beauty has got me thinking about the future. She just doesn't bore you for one minute. Am already thinking we are a couple.

Now! She told me about a vigil in her church. Invited me, though I don't like vigils (I hate anything that deprives me of a goodnight rest). I gave in and we both went for it.

Getting there, organisers and the invited guest said it was a deliverance vigil. Wetin concern me?
Soon they started. Guys like me just lock up. I saw girls dancing ajasco, shoki, alingo and other steps you could think of as they delivered them. I pondered within me "why e be say na only girls de carry all the demons, abi the demons de fear men?" As they continued dancing, fear begin hold me about ma girl oh. What if dis girl come dance her own? Anyway make we de see.

The pastor got to me, laid his hands "Nothing come out" turn my head left, right, east, west, north and south. I just lock up. He left me and went to my girl. Started na, first nothing happened oh.

Later, I started hearing " you're possessed with a seductive spirit, immoral spirit and fornication" I was like "What the hell?"

I wasn't angry the pastor said this things, I was just angry he couldn't just get on with the deliverance and talk to her later because I have been to churches where they deliver people, they just deliver you and talk about what's wrong later. They do this to preserve ones' dignity.
He just said a lot of many trash. I knew right there and then he just broke up my relationship when he said "Cut of relationship with any man and sex or you destiny will be destroyed "

Wetin I do this pastor na?

Now to set the records straight,
I disvirgined this girl (no jokes)
We haven't even had sex up to 8 times.

After the whole thing, we both went home. Walked her down and I went home.
Now, she hasn't said a word since Wednesday, I just don't know what to do? It's tearing me apart.

Though she told me she felt ashamed and scared when the pastor just spilled those stuffs.

I know exactly how women react to certain things especially when it's their pastor.
Why has religion just gotten a hold on women like this?
Does the pastor mean she shouldn't have sex or be in any relationship?
What exactly does he mean?

Guys I love this girl, I mean, I really love her. Am a man, I know when I love something. But I feel this religious metaphor is just tearing everything I cherish apart.
Please, how do I win this?
How do I get through to her?
I can't stop thinking about her

P.S - You can insult me. Yes! I know that crew. Truth is, I don't care. Mature advice will also be given so don't waste your energy.

He is not perfect. They accused him of not having enough experience.

They called him clueless and dead brain.

Well, the experienced one has mounted the seat. Let's see what his experience brings to the table.

God bless GEJ...
During your tenure, we had HOPE
We here in the gutters but looking up to the stars.

Now Buhari the experienced don use slabe close the gutter.

raayah:
Hail thy Navy Secondary school
Founded in January 1982
In the promises of navy town
With naval officers for our management
Oh God, bless our school.

Finish the history na. They said name and anthem. You de give us history

elrynex:
dumba*s! why won't it be a lie since you weren't able to pass a common SSCE after 5 sitting.. You might probably be thinking everybody is as dumb as you are. Stone brain.

You think typing that poo makes you sound reasonable?

Well, I guess you're a still a second school kid...

Don't quote me next time...

FriendChoice:


Hater. He has accomplished.

Lolzzzzzzzzz.... How nice!!!

Don't have time for you this morning...

I say na lie!!!

Na lie ehhhhh!!!!

It is a lie...

This is a lie

Ok, we don hear...

Next case please!!!

If Buhari say e chop mind, make e probe OBJ (alias Baboon)

That guy name just de tickle me.

"Condemned "

Officer, I need you to help me arrest somebody.

Yes! Who is the person and what has he done?

He raped my wife, His name is condemned. I heard he has killed a lot of people.

Young man, try the next station, we don't have fuel.

But officer!

Corporal, place this man under arrest for threatening a police officer.

Whr your source?

Rehab ko. Boko haram ni

Next case please

divinehand2003:


His certificates are with the Nigerian army. Go and check it out.

The army na heavenly army? If you file case even against angel Michael, e go come defend eself.

Buhari give us your certificate or go back to milking cow....

Na 250 e been dey?

My friend stop that rubbish....

$1 must equal N1

Otherwise Nigeria no go contain us oh

We don hear...

Next case please.....

See your life? Because you don't need your certificate to work in cool am, you want us to cool off.

Cos of dis trash you said, I'd stop listening to cool fm.

If you didn't have cert, would they have employed you?

Buhari no get hope for that statement oh, even if you fail, we need that certificate oh.

Put a wailer like me to rest.

Buhari #whereIsYourCertificate

Beremx:
smh

Hahahahahaha... That ur first pic cracked me up. Na real Ekwensu put am...

Truly, God should help you not to eat your words.

The market forces will now come to play at the table. The move by the government is indeed a good move come too late. When people were calling for it, they were silent. Only dishing out and not taking now. Now the experiment has failed, they are running back to the basics.

This government has done real damage to the economy. That's a point you and I can agree upon. But with dis move, it's time to clear up some mess. The government can now spend it's time worrying about other tins aside forex.

I never liked Buhari, I have my reasons but it doesn't mean I don't want him to succeed. If he does succeed, he just won me over to his side. Then if he doesn't, I guess I just have to keep hating him

Thanks op... good one... keep the analysis coming...

sweetcocoa:
I understand that, we can take a little time to get back to normal but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil.

Refusing the food as a way to hurt your partner is very childish, that's what I mean.

Kosi wahala dear... I do understand. But I never marry sha. When I do, I'll understand better not to.... Good morning

sweetcocoa:
Why should you go to bed angry if the issue can be resolved?

I can only understand refusing the food, if she's at fault but won't acknowledge it or you have settled but just no longer really hungry.

We shouldn't just say words cos it's online not reality. We all have our ego even in the sweetest of relationships. The one person who can hurt you more is someone you're emotionally attached so. So it normal to have that distance when you feel hurt. That's the moment for your partner who hurt can exploit to apologise.

So you mean to tell me every quarrel ends in a day? Na na... not even with ur own partner

We are all humans, Unpredictable, enigma. Sometimes we surprise ourselves. We don't believe what we can do.

Everyman at one point or another may do or may have done one of de listed tinz der.

Anger can reck ur appetite. So why call it childish. I hate faking emotions with ma partner. You get me angry, I vex, I no eat. We all vex go sleep.

I don't care what you said der about that. I disagree with hitting a woman. Any man who does that is a wild animal and needs taming.

I never knew my people whom I thought were strong of will and mind would one day beg for a future.

Sack 2million, employ 500k...

What exactly are they playing at?

Ben called it a MIRACLE

This is just, Oh God I don't know to describe it.

Imagine Lalas head and myndd own together.. Two hammer heads of horror.

This is a miracle of science

They keep dying, They keep stealing....

Poverty is demeaning.
A weakness to us all...

This doesn't concern me...

LinkedIn or Out

Runs outta thread

Am not saying GEJ is a saint, but their fight against him is looking more like LIBEL and SLANDER.

If the man is corrupt, charge him for corruption. Let him face a competent court of jurisdiction. Back up your charges with evidence, real evidence, and not this metaphorical evidence I see....

GEJ, we know your hands are not clean, but thank you for what you did for us. Under you Nigeria was a construction site...

God bless you

Does this change the fact that lawyers destroy justice

Abeg I need to go farm, cassava harvesting on point...

Buhari has brot out the best in me

Old man, I think say na young boy.

Would have ordered EFCC and DSS to repatriate him to help us defeat NDA.

I know say him get amphibian training, unlike those kunu drinking ones we get her....

Kudos to him. Keep roaring.....

The West has imperialised us from every corner. God help us

The dude self funny.

Pay me my money or I go public, what did he just do? Private?

Aunty jenny, abeg if u de owe, pay am before EFCC come for you oh

Nothing justifies taking the life of another.

Weda bn gay or not....

Humanity is only as strong as the blood that binds us. When we then lose sight of the things that truly matter, how different are we from the devil.

The fate of those in the orlando shooting should not befall anyone.....

Trump is a man who knows how to sell his lies with a little TRUTH.

If you want people to believe you, sell the a little truth, they won't see the lies.

Who has been keeping America safe for the past 8 years? Like GEJ said, terror knows no bound. America always come out strong.

Trump is a disgrace to democracy. An ineffectual buffon who lacks character.

I root for democracy, but if Trump wins, then we must once again rethink democracy

WriteBoy:



I am not in the mood to go to the underworld to find an answer -- Your name alone; "Rabid Charles" tells me all I need to know.

That's the reason I like BINGO.

Bone no fit kill bingo. E never see bone chop na the one to kill am go come kill am.

Bingo will not die. Bingos are the only dogs that outlive der owners.

Wanna know how I knew? Ask my father, he had a BINGO

Take a nap, you need it to clear ur head

jpphilips:


Kemi is your new problem right? Have you hailed Avengers today?