A man went to his shop in the morning, saw that his salesboy had ran away with the 50k he left in the drawer.

He screamed, locked the shop and ran after the salesboy.

Bunch of jokers!!!!

Anyday you find yourself in a car driven by a blind driver, Plz don't scream or call on God.
Just do one of dis two tinz

1. Throw the blind man out
2. Get the hell out of the car

Because weda you like pray, one tin is certain, death is inevitable. You will die and may still end up in Hell.

Am speaking to those who understand de analogy.

The level of crime will keep increasing geometrically.

Please, any day I die, my nairaland folks should bury me with a Nigerian flag.

I want God to know I've been to Hell before

I just like this man sha

I refuse to rush into hasty judgement

Melaye can sometimes be a clown but doesn't mean I support Remi if dis is true.

Oba, take a pill and chill aiit?

Idol ko!

Not unless you mean the idol in power like Buhari, fashola, Tinubu et al

Oganigwe....

Hahahahahaha..... I never knew Jesus was from the ancient city of Benin.

What is the miracle he did? Is it not the same path other politicians followed that he followed?

We will give you good roads
Water
Electricity
Healthcare
Education......

Same old story and we always fall.
Nigerian populace cheap pass ash-a-*-o
Nigerian governor, miracle workers

Bullshit!!!!

AntiWailer:


So you can imagine.

The guy was just arguing.

That is one of the reasons I said employers have their valid reasons.

I recall my first job, one of the interviewers told me they would have snatched an experienced guy from another competitor but the problem is that they don't want "stock fish" that you can not attempt to bend.

You don't generalise someone's character and personality flaw. And what makes you think those employers are telling the truth. Sometimes I think when someone truly knows what his worth, they mistake that for pride.
They prefer someone with a little lower experience as long as he/she can blend since they can't afford to bring the other person on board because they truly know what he/she is worth.

When I stated in another tread that the problem of dis country was neither GEJ or PMB but the system. Some folks wanted to tear off ma neck.

The system only cares about itself.

Imagine how difficult it is to start and finish school in time with the stress of Jamb and other examination bodies making it difficult. Then the society demands for experience, 5 yrs! Preposterous.

This is something that ordinarily should be looked into with a sense of urgency, but dis is Nigeria, you don't get what you expect, you get what you don't expect

Members of the public as now used as pendulum balls that can be tossed left to right and right to left.

The threat didn't just come out of the blue. I actually wished it would come true. But it's just a wish, it holds nothing.

Adesina "People will start feeling the change in the next 18 months"

That statement alone cut tru my heart. Who would be left?

And some persons will come here and defend them. I wonder how it's so easy to live in self denial and hypocrisy.

I didn't know people where suffering so much until I met my neighbour crying last night in the backyard.

I know leadership is not easy, but leaders are supposed to inspire, give us something to believe in. Now we don't even know what we hold on to or believe in.

The problem was never GEJ nor is it BUHARI, the problem is the system.

Hope is gradually deserting this land.

#GodBlessUsAll

“falsehood being spread by SaharaReporters will merely give credibility to a news item which members of the public had disregarded, knowing the reputation of the source,”

Can somebody tell those folks the public actually wished it were true.

We actually prayed for it to be true.

Even EFCC no de resourceful reach this guy.

Fayose, we know she is guilty but our hands are tied. The man in Aso rock still has ear problem.

Meanwhile I was expecting to see pictures of Aisha collecting the money.

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Only slefish people would change their IMEI number with all dis cheap data flying around now.

The network providers are tryna make it better and cheaper. Who brick your phone just for an extra data?

Team no changing of IMEI

Then my principal said we shouldn't begin a new term with new note. Always continue with the old note.

I gum note sotay e come big like encyclopedia.

JSS1-JSS3 all in one note...

Op, thank you for taking me down memory lane

I talk am say if you job hunt for Nigeria, your story na testimony.

Unlike that dude in another thread who simply went to his dad and one dial, he got a job even without submitting CV, later came back and started advising us...

Thank you for sharing your success story...
God promote you

Enter motor go der office go ask them.

Don't disturb me again

4. Be humble and honest. Ur cv is probably not the best, plus honesty pays...

5. Pray pray pray..

I don't see how prayer and honesty played a role in your recruitment.

Yours is a clear case of "Who you sabi"
Not everyone walks up to papa and just a dial away, an offer comes.
Some of us no even get papa.

Boss, thank you for your advise eh!
If to say you find work on your own, ur advise for change to testimony

It pricks me how he enjoys the act.

Comfortable cuddle and caress a girl of 11.

Kai! That guy get mind sha...

I believe he deflowered the girl too...

Kudos to ur many days in Kirikiri...

May sack.....Big joke

Let me know when he sacks....

Let me know when he appoints another northerner to replace him.

Let me know when the EFCC goes after Burutai

For now, Buhari and Adesina are the devils advocate....

One day one trouble.....

Make vigilante flog them very well, them go behave

***yawns****

farano:
Hard work pays off

Naim Musa the truck pusher never make am?

I don't have kids yet but ma brothers son comes with a memo from the class teacher every weekend to acquaint the mum of his weaknesses. Maybe identifying letters, reading or remembering his basic arithmetic.

They do dis so the mother too will help build the child. My brother got a lesson teacher to brush him up along dos lines and believe me, the boy improved.

ubamfrank:


You be Muslim dey answer Charles. Hypocrisy

Read the post again, dis time with saintly concentration, you just might dispel yourself of your own hypocrisy

Candybob:


The world does not judge you by your claims but by the evidence of your actions. .. You and your friends have dispelled nothing.

Your intolerance only poisons your soul. Give yourself peace.

samsard:
Those metres were obviously tampered with, a three bedrom flat with two ACs, other electronics and regular power supply uses less than 4k worth of prepaid metred electricity. In short back in 2010, two bedroom flats in a barrack i lived used 2k worth of units for two months. If only you people could report to consumer protection council.

Na still the people way bring the meter we complain to. They did nothing. Most persons, me inclusive returned to the old meter

murmee:
If you are using electric cooker, boiling ring and you leave your bathroom water heater on indefinitely,your credit will run out fast. Prepaid meter is still better than any other type of billing because you can sensibly regulate your energy consumption. It also requires discipline.

You should first ask before you conclude. Anyone using prepaid meter knows he/she must adhere to the energy conversation technique. Water heater, Yes but only when necessary.

The meters were tampered with cos most persons in our area complained bitterly

slimthugchimee:
wait.....before you guys suscribed the 10k howmuch was your previous suscription and how long did it last......i might have an idea of what happened

Actually, prior to our subscription, most persons were complaining. But since they distributed the meters free of charge, we had no option. First recharge was 5k, and second was 10k.

We have a solar inverter that charges when there is power supply, abi you won tell me say na the inverter they consume am? We checked and it wasn't.

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Guy na wah oh... people no want your free recharge card. Na by force

It's a move in the right direction but without a plan B, am afraid it only adds more salt to the injury of Nigerians....

@op, you funny oh "If he decides to snatch peoples bag, who will catch him"