Okonjo is leagues ahead of her. Let's do the math. First tell me exactly how she formulated those policies and what they were.

irunooboo:
She is greater and more intelligent than that puf-puf cheeked midget called okonjo iweala whose love for corruption is heaven made. Her stringent economic and counter fraud policies have saved Nigeria billions as against the former daft overrated havard drop out iweala who supervised the biggest looting in Africa's history. While the short devil okonjo supervised the sharing of Abacha loot, dasuki gate amongst others, kemi intelligently formulated policies to block leakages and rid the treasury of ghost workers. Kemi remains a shining light and a pride to the yoruba race. Keep excelling Madam

Of what essence is that "impression" if they cannot put together an economic blueprint for the so called investors to see when they come knocking....?

Segadem:
So u expect her to sit down in Nigeria and investors will leave their respective countries to come and strike business deal with her?
Hmmmmm,OK o

Yea... I admire his courage. The man more serious minded about dis company than our leaders are about Nigeria...

afolayangs:
Hmm. But on this move na buying African is the man target.

I love His courage and diversity when it comes to making investment decisions

Yes! Sure they can

First they must review their structure.

Do what APC hasn't done. Jettison dos old men who have nothing to offer.

Get young mind between 30 to 45 or maybe 50.

Go back and do a background check on our history. Have their youths launch a full scale idealistic war against any opposition.

That way, I think they'd stand a big chance

"My only sin was talking too much before we gained power"

Lai Mohammed (2016)

NSE breakdown

One of the things I never understand while watching Channels TV

I only understand the increase it reflects on ma pocket.

There is something I don't understand about this budget.

The budget they say will not be fully implemented, then why borrow to fund it when you've recovered about $9bn.

Why cut down on capital expenditure when you can cut down on Aso rock spending. Nigeria is in dire need of those capital projects to revamp our infrastructure that lays in dacay.

Wait oh! Why am I wasting my time? Buhari has ear problem....

Wetin remain na make Dangote buy half of Nigeria.

Well God bless him...

If I make enough money, na to pay issue to nuke some part of Nigeria beginning with National Assembly and that useless Aso rock

Garri is 3500 a basin
Fuel is 145
Dollar is 371
Kerosene don join
Gas rose by 45%
Diesel too don join


If she wants to impress, I think charity begins at home....

Buhari and his team be like;

"How do this guys get to know all this things?"

Baba forget, Fayose already told us of the impending doom.

Get well Sir, And if you don't, plz don't die in London, we won't use recovered funds to fly your body back oh. You go de there oh...

Wake me up when we hit front page

In Nigeria, we combine both together and spice it up with our own english.

E.g, Am kuku tired of going to the cashpoint to use that ATm...

9ja for life

The way the person face self be,
You go wonder if e de get problem with person before they born am.

Wonder why we keep having some cases like this is Nigeria.

What could be the cause?

This is why am calling for Fiscal Federalism.
So Arewa can eat all their yams and we drink our oil.

Otherwise, what business has Arewa got to tell Niger Delta to drink der oil. Have we ever come to fight them for their yam?

E no go better for Lord Lugard

I guess GEJ was also responsible for others militants groups

Always looking for ways to distract the masses.

Since you so claim to be a patriotic citizen, why didn't you come forward before now?

No wonder the North always laugh at us, they know we can never be united. They just know it....

Lolzzzzzzzzz...

Op you funny die!!!

This is the best I've seen and read so far

I know some persons would be quick to shut him up.

But then, let's be sincere to ourselves. The rule of law is sacrosanct. And nobody is guilty until proven guilty.

Then why keep people I detention without trial? This anti-graft war from my perspective and the perceptive of many other Nigerians is just a way of intimidating the opposition.

I think the 2019 race has already started. Divide and conquer. Intimidate the opposition, so 2019, only one party remains.

I weep for my country.

Zombies will run far from this post.

Buhari, a man at war with himself.....


Am tired of this APC government.

E go soon be one year this month oh.

Wonder what he would push forward as his achievements.

At his age, why won't he be tired.

I just need CHANGE

Should we be happy about this news?

Now! What really has changed? The policy wasn't reversed.

The school management has succeeded in using politics to bury the death of comrade Peter offurum

The school fees untouched.

I think the French put it rightly when they said;

"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose! --- things which are supposed to have changed have only remained the same"

Uniport doesn't have a body the checkmates whatever happens in the system.

What about the peculiar charges talked about?

Christ! Why was I born into Nigeria?

Truly the law was made for the weak.

Comment when it hits front page

Jonathan asserts; "the economy I left for Buhari was the first and fastest growing economy in Africa "

Buhari states: "blame jonathan for the poverty parading Nigeria"

I guess very soon we'll blame jonathan for the poverty in Africa.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

People are suffering and Doyin is telling us about his popularity.

How has his popularity made our economy better?

How has his popularity made him sensitive to our plight of poverty that rub us with tears and poverty everything?

All we hear from them is PATIENCE, Nigeria cannot be fixed in a day. Who said we didn't know that.

Doyin, we need a sense of direction, a vision that'd outlive our days, not this senseless talk about popularity.

My school is unique is every sense of it

1. The structure is a pig-farm

2. Our VC has the right to kill any student he likes

3. Our students obtain degrees without writing exams (Lale 2016)

4. If out students protest against an unjust policy, they die!

5. You can sleep with some girls by simply preparing indomie, egg and a chilled bottle of fanta

6. Some of our girls are more expensive than a plot of land in GRA

7. Our girls don't use the toilet, no matter how clean it is, there system recycles itself.

8. Come to my school where 10 girls take turns to wear one shoe

Add yours

All hail UNIQUE UNIPORT

Standing trial for 15 years

Overcrowding, underfunding, under-feeding

God! No let me see kirikiri even for dream

How does this reduce the price of fuel?

If you win am, wetin concern me?

Na rivers state I de.

And this is exactly two years.

Hmmm.... where is the bring back our girls crew. Oya oh, food don done

Will comment when they complete it before Buhari's next trip.

"What is good for the good is good for the gender" #lolzzz

Abeg who ghet 1litre of fuel here?

The words of FFK comes to mind

Holding her handbag while she withdraws money from your account.

Moving like a train when she says "go faster, dig deeper, rock me harder, hit it, hit it" without remembering it was only Garri you drank before the action.

When them finish, na here I go still de.

Got nothing to say until the final episode.

Meanwhile, am missing Lai Mohammed.

Abi e don run out of lies?

When them pass budget, we go call them.
When fuel queue reduce, we go call them
When the price of Garri don come down, we go call them.

For now, who dem don epp