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Romance › Re: Share Your Funny "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moment. by real691(m): 9:46am On Apr 10, 2020

Pelon:
Abeg finish this story!!!

Her husband tried to switch the parlour's bulb and also got shocked, because for strange reason the water from his wife's hand did not dry. Na God. grin

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Health › Re: Names & Photos Of Nigerians Who Died Of Coronavirus In UK And USA Released By FG by real691(m): 9:40am On Apr 10, 2020

Is this to honour them or what?

What of names of Nigerians in Nigeria :who died, or to be more positive, : who recovered. I smell a rat.

Meanwhile

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Romance › Re: This Hack Helps Put Your Life In Order as a Man [Picture] by real691(m): 9:32am On Apr 10, 2020

Crap.

How come op is the only commenter?

Take this my comment as my social responsibility to make everybody feel loved.

I love you, even if you post crap. I know deep down that you want views and comment, because you continue commenting so you can get more views.

Celebrities › Re: 5 Persons Died In Road Crash by real691(m): 9:26am On Apr 10, 2020

People die daily, but now covid 19 has suddenly become dreaded even though it kills lesser than bokoharam.

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Crime › Re: Why I Engage In Armed Robbery – Female Gang Leader by real691(m): 9:14am On Apr 10, 2020

Your story is as fake as your video link.

The news has been making the rounds, so you fabricated this crap to get traffic to your blog.

Meanwhile.

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Politics › Re: Stop Depicting The Military As Brutal In Your Drama Skits- Nigeria Army by real691(m): 8:59am On Apr 10, 2020

If one paints a picture of the army in a comedy skit, and the majority of viewers relate well with it, then you know that the picture is probably true. Why not try to work on the poor military-civilian relationship rather than trying to suppress an already established wildspread public perception of the army.

Meanwhile.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Begins Door-to-door Search by real691(m): 6:28pm On Apr 09, 2020*

This is becoming confusing. About four groups have come to my house.

1st group: we came to check on the elderly, govt has something for them.
All of us came out: Govt is working o.

2nd group: we came to check on the disables, govt has something for them.
Some of us came out: we haven't seen anything from the last group. undecided

2nd group: Don't worry, they will come with something.

3rd group: we came to check on your welfare, we are writing names of the most vulnerable. Govt has something for them.
Few of us came out: although we haven't seen anything, let us use faith. grin

4th group: we came to check on your health, is there any sick person among you? Govt has something for them.
None of us came out, except the man who peeped and was caught.
4th group: where are other tenants?
The man: 3 groups have been here from the govt. They said govt has something for us, yet we have not seen anything. angry

Any other group coming empty handed will have to check on the building, because hunger virus is real.

This govt is a joke as regards welfare. When they say 'we are giving foodstuffs to the vulnerables'. Do your investigation and you'll find out, they actually did it. They set two or three relieve centres and expect the whole vulnerables to benefit.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Funny "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moment. by real691(m): 4:30pm On Mar 31, 2020*

Back then in a face me I face you house, a woman just had her bath and I was on my way to the bathroom when I heard her scream. I quickly ran to check on her and found out that she got shocked while trying to switch her bulb on, so I helped her switch on the parlour's bulb.
She pleaded I also help her switch on the room's bulb as she was too scared to touch the room's switch, I explained to her that she got shocked because of her wet hands, but she pestered me till I agreed. As I switched the room's bulb on, her husband and his brother came in. They saw me putting on a towel and his wife putting on a wrapper in their room. They immediately called the other neighbours and to make matters worse, this woman did not arrange her room. The bed looked rough, the clothes scattered all over.

I said a silent prayer as fear from the underworld overshadowed me when I saw iya shukura: the woman who was a sworn enemy.

What happened next is what made me survive the incident. Hmmm, since then I don't go to a danger scene first.

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Crime › Re: Pipeline Explosion Rocks Abule-Egba In Lagos by real691(m): 10:59pm On Jan 19, 2020

I was there, I saw two burnt dead bodies.

So many phones were stolen.

The moment when you want to bring out your phone to record something, then you hear a guy shouting .....my phone! my phone!! I just held my phone inside my pocket, while I was trying to reach a conclusion I heard another explosion. Brothers and sisters I'm in my house with a thankful spirit.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Pipeline Fire Explosion In Abule Egba Right Now by real691(m): 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2020

Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Egba, Today 19012020 About 7.30pm by real691(m): 10:56pm On Jan 19, 2020

Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion Rocks Abule-egba In Lagos by real691(m): 10:55pm On Jan 19, 2020

Properties › Re: Fire At Abule Egba Ekoro Road, Property Has Been Wasted by real691(m): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2020

Crime › Re: Gasleak, There’s A Pipeline Burning At Ile Epo Along Abule Egba. by real691(m): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2020

Crime › Re: Pipeline Explosion: Breaking, Fire Outbreak At Abule Egba (video) by real691(m): 10:53pm On Jan 19, 2020

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Politics › Re: Abule Egba Pipeline On Fire by real691(m): 10:38pm On Jan 19, 2020

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 8 Secrets That Will Make You More Attractive To Recruiters In 2019 by real691(m): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2018

Nice one!

The basics of all is 'whatsoever you findeth, do your best'

Crime › Re: My Primary School Teacher And My Rape Story - Lady by real691(m): 9:19pm On Sep 15, 2018

If you believe this fake story, you can believe anything!

Business › Re: 12 Reasons Why You Need A Business Plan by real691(m): 8:47am On Aug 17, 2018

Nice writeup!

Education › Re: Rivers State University Cut-Off Mark And Post-UTME Screening Exercise 2017-2018 by real691(m): 6:01pm On Sep 01, 2017*

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Regains Position As Africa's Largest Economy by real691(m): 7:29pm On Aug 03, 2017

AngelicDamsel:
I can now see you don't even know what a common man is!
You think common men are all poor men!

While I don't want to be offensive, the emboldened part of your post above just exposed how myopic and frivolous your judgements/assertions are.........
My advice, THINK before QUOTING so as not to expose your ignorance....

Please don't mind him..... I think calling someone poor is wrong.
Who knows he might even be one of those nairaland kids. grin

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Education › Re: 10 Secrets In Reading For Jamb To Score High by real691(m): 10:42pm On May 08, 2017

Franzinni:
my brother you are right...

The thing wey dey pain me be say at the same time person wey read hausa for school because of connections now nah bank manager...

Nigerian education most people go to school so they can boast about it... That is why we can not manufacture even razor blade....

The richest black man in the whole of Africa.... He go school...

We have one of the highest Phd holders in Africa and we can not even improve standard of living....

A beg e weak me but life goes on...

I love this, but the richest black man studied business in Egypt (business studies), no be beans o..
I like your comment but abeg no discourage those Jambite, EDUCATION PAYS!!!

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by real691(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2017

nathaniel007:
lol.... for 2017

Who won? I Juz decided to comment, no myn mE!!!

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by real691(m): 10:09am On Apr 14, 2017

I vote refiner

Nairaland General › Re: What Will You Do If Your Boss Pays You N850k Monthly? by real691(m): 10:21pm On Jan 03, 2017

Imagination................ I'll do it though

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Tiwa Savage Blushes As She Sights Olamide’s Eggplant by real691(m): 10:00pm On Jan 03, 2017

What is this thread about?

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Romance › Re: "Marry With The Little You Have, Now That You Are Young'' - Nigerian Guy by real691(m): 2:12pm On Jan 03, 2017*

Berbierklaus:
One thing I have come to realize in this life is that ONE rule does not work for ALL.

Anybody will agree with me that it is a hell of a task for a couple to be married and have kids coming in with little or no means of survival or even. comfortability eg an apartment,steady allowance enough to cater for basic needs like feeding,schooling and health care.

I think this advice is flawed,because most young men at 24-26 are yet to find their feet,some are not even matured enough to cohabit with a woman,and all these factors could cause a strain in marriage which could lead to other things entirely.

The best thing to do when it comes to marriage as a man,is know what works for you and the woman you are planning to marry,because its not about getting married,its about sustaining the marriage.
I on my part will not settle down for manage manage,my kids must have what I couldn't have which is why I am hustling to compliment that lucky man that I end up with.

@ Dominique,if those potentials are not feasible most women won't go for it,I for example. A lot of people have potentials but I won't eat potentials,I will eat the result.

#fact

Romance › Re: Top 5 Ways To Stop Masturbation by real691(m): 8:34pm On Jan 02, 2017

AngelicDamsel:
U try o! if you go hold body till you marry.......
I support that abstinence till marriage is best, but what about the male folks? Without masturbation will you(the guys now) be able to abstain from sex till honeymoon?
Be honest, If you have masturbated at least once before *LIKE* if not *SHARE*, let's quickly do a survey, pls all cooperate .......

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Romance › Re: Signs You Are Dating Yourself by real691(m): 6:05pm On Jan 02, 2017

Here to read comments.................

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Family › Re: What Is The Best Way To Handle A Child That Steals? by real691(m): 9:02am On Jan 02, 2017

If you know how many children I have beaten stealing out of ehn, you go know say *BIBLE wey say use ROD beat them* but with love na d best...
Though there are many ways of handling stealing in children, but *Fear* works well esp in *NAIJA*....................

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, 2Face And Other Stars Show Support For TV Host With Kidney Failure by real691(m): 8:28am On Jan 02, 2017

Berbierklaus:

Exactly what Bisi Alimi was talking about and everybody only focused on the fact that he is gay,like been gay stopped him from been human.

This celebrities needs to invest in Health insurance because only God knows what's with celebrities and Kidney disease.

Helpers will arise for him,the likes of Dangote,Otedola can take care of this bills,celebrities like Wizkid and co and only help, they aren't as bouyant as they appear on social media.

May God heal this man

True, these celebs are just *make believe* they are not as buoyant as they make us believe, if not why will 'A list celebs' ask for $100,000.........

Nice one Berbierklaus.

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