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FamilyRe: Man Bounces Back To Life After Three Days In Morgue (Photo) by RealAlfranco: 1:56pm On Sep 05, 2015
I buried my father 2day,he was 70 too. I wish he came back to life. But damn,To God Be The Glory!
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Ice Prince And M.I Before They Became Famous by RealAlfranco: 12:29pm On Aug 24, 2015
leocollins:
wetin you Knw? m.I and jese jag were sons of a pastor and the were singing in the church choir while ice prince was a church member BT also a choir member..DAT was hw the met..ice prince dad died in 1999......
Ok,so what are we debating right now??
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Ice Prince And M.I Before They Became Famous by RealAlfranco: 11:32am On Aug 24, 2015
M.I's family weren't poor. Ice Prince on the other hand was the one who struggled a bit.
M.I took Ice Prince up from a young age,dats why Ice Prince's loyalty to him is sumthing else....

The grind together,now they're flying.

EducationRe: See What Delsu Graduating Student Is Being Poured..(pictures) by RealAlfranco: 11:57am On Aug 22, 2015
Actually this guy has a sad story. He suffers from a rare
condition knows as Pneumoniae perfecta. When he was
young, his mother told him he was worthless and
abandoned him at a hospital. He grew up in an orphanage
and was bullied for his looks but he always tried to stay
positive. He told himself that he would always believe in
himself and achieve his dreams, no matter what others said.
When he got older, I completely made this story up and
you've wasted your time reading this.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Blaq Signs Endorsement With Gulder by RealAlfranco: 11:57am On Aug 15, 2015
somez:
Congratulations Yemi. My look alike.
Bros.No!!! Not With that piCture I'm seeing as ur display picture! NOOOO!

pretydiva:
u r d biggest idiot...no offense
Chisos!! If Yemi Blaq doesn't give u @least N50K after spectacularly defending him here,I'll be disappointed!!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by RealAlfranco: 9:01am On Aug 11, 2015
“On a lighter note, I asked him, ‘what are you doing about madam’ because that one seems to be embarrassing the nation as usual because that seems to be her function as so called first lady. You go to a section of the country and tell your supporters to stone those who campaign for change and you insult another part of the nation by calling them those who produce children that they cannot look after. That woman should be charge for incitement chaos. It is incredible that she is allowed to run loose.”
This piece cracked me up. I lost control.
EducationRe: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by RealAlfranco: 9:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
Cooleasy:
Case closed.
mehn bro. As I settle down solve my own,na 9 I con get. I didn't even bother writing my own answer because my own dundee United for maths no start 2day.. Dey are saying 6 and 12..I con get 9. How? I don't even know. Life jst tire me!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 8 Stages Of A Successful Job Hunt by RealAlfranco: 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2015
jaybee104:
[size=15pt]i will never seek for job wen i gradguate.. the GOD i serve knows that[/size]
I tap into dis prayer,bruh... Amen!!!!


MacluvPH:
Heaven help those who help themselves, only your spelling of (gradguate) instead of graduate alone will keep you at home.
So begin from there.
Yo Einstein!! have
you ever come across a typo before? I'm sure you've made one before. And I'm certain it wasn't intentional.

The dude that prayed,did he tell you he isn't helping himself?
EducationRe: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by RealAlfranco: 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2015
E don be for us wey no sabi Maths. God in heaven knows dey won't call me for an interview after seeing my workings to dis question... When u think some1 has gotten da answer,sum1 will come again nd confuse u... 6 and 12?? Mehn f+ck it, Jesus is the answer. He is the answer to all our problems!!!
CrimeRe: Man Trying To Steal A Phone From Woman’s Bag [photo] by RealAlfranco: 11:17am On Aug 09, 2015
He could possibly be her son... Maybe he has begged her for something,but you know how mothers are sometimes na.They'll frustrate u,ur thiefing instincts will jst enter overdrive... I've done dis 2 my mom some years...

P.S... Dey even look alike...I'm sure she's his mom!!!
TravelRe: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by RealAlfranco: 8:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
"she attacked her."
..

Shooo!!! So females getting jealous of each other also affects lesser animals...

Before the feminazis attack me,I apologise in advance

Good one,Tochi!!!
PoliticsRe: UPDATE: Guard Averts Mass Casualty From Jos Church Explosion by RealAlfranco: 1:54pm On Jul 12, 2015
Thank God!!! The first thread was so misleading it brought tears to my eyes... God is Good! grin
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by RealAlfranco: 12:56pm On Jul 12, 2015
This is da church I attend,I was inside the church wen da 1st blast occurred..

Full story: we were inside the church at about 8:40am, the church security personnels found the explosive around da church toilets. They quickly threw da bomb outside da church compound-over the fence. No one passes da road they threw da bomb on during service. So as da bomb landed, it exploded. People in the church wanted 2 panick. Bt were told to calm down by da senior Reverend Dr. Omidiji.
Church service went on,infact it was the best sunday service most of us had dis year. Meanwhile da church has already called the anti-bomb squad. They came over and detonted da second one. Most pple didn't even hear dat one sound at all.

We danced,we clapped,we sang because da motive of da enemy was defeated.
NO ONE HAD A SCRATCH ON THEM talk more of casualties like it was said in the thread.
The senior pastor came on and told us wassup,and in his own words he said "JESUS HAS DONE IT" ...

So abeg disregard da nonsense about casualties. Becos der wasn't any! We thank God for his mercy!
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by RealAlfranco: 1:31pm On Jul 06, 2015
[quote author=gudrated post=35543651][/quote]dis niqqa has successfully advertised himself... U cud have dropped ur mobile numba to make things easer na. Be ready,ur mail box go know wassup soon. Goodluck to u bruh!!!
PoliticsRe: GEJ's FB Post On The Current Sate Of The Nations Security, And People's Response by RealAlfranco: 12:36pm On Jul 06, 2015
dickrider:
[size=15pt]ALL I SEE IS BUNCH OF GEJ ASS LICKERS WHO ARE SINGING PRAISES IN RETURNS FOR CRUMBS OUT OF HIS MASSIVE LOOTS. MAY GOD KILL ALL OF THEM undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided[/size]
So u mean to tell me he'll go after those pple on social media and compensate dem?? Chai... I've started dis week with stupid pple on nairaland again.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's Proud Celebrities by RealAlfranco: 5:24pm On Jun 18, 2015
I don't know but Ramsey Nouah's mood swing seem seems to be never ending then.

Back between 2004-2006, we were returning frm school with my bros, den all of a sudden we saw Ramsey Nouah. As in eh,it wasn't everytime we bump into a celeb in Jos na. We intentionally followed were he was standing with his colleagues,we greeted him,colleagues answered on his behalf. It was like he couldn't give half a F... word that rhymes with fork. grin Niqqa jst composed like he didn't see us. No be say we dirty oo or we ugly. Our white top was clean,our navy blue short knickers were still showing the lines that it was well ironed, check out our whites socks nd brown sandals again na + our school bags sef. What was he even thinking?? 12-13yr old boys dat greeted u 1st oo. So much for being a good example. Mehn we jst concluded dat da mofuka can't stay humble 2 save his life (yeah,we rili concluded dat. Maybe not with da same words). Nobody said a word again till we got home.

Conclusion.
Ramsey Nouah is a proud person. cool

CelebritiesRe: How 2face Idibia Lost N114 Million During Elections by RealAlfranco: 7:05pm On May 23, 2015
Real Story : 2face rejected shows dat cud earn him N114m during da elections cos he ws campaigning against electoral violence
Blogger's Story : 2face lost N114m during election.
Nairaland GeneralRe: .. by RealAlfranco: 11:00am On May 09, 2015
I go don die b4 da war start bdat o... Cos I didn't see a thing.
EducationRe: WAEC Cancels 2014 Results Of Candidates by RealAlfranco: 1:45pm On May 08, 2015
Taylor86:
buhari won't like this news

he's scared they might remind his case
1stola:
[size=21pt]Chisos shocked shocked shocked 2014 shocked Smal thin remain dem cancel Jesus own sef if only it was 2015 cheesy Jona whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhuh[/size]
See Una sense for ground
FamilyRe: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by RealAlfranco: 2:50pm On May 07, 2015
Bevy12:
So wrong and there is absolutely no reason to beat a woman even if she offends you.
If you really believe women are equal to men,then it follows that any appropriate reason to hit a man is also an appropriate reason to hit a woman. There aren't a LOT of appropriate reasons to hit anyone but having a vag.ina doesn't make u magically a fragile creature that can't deal with getting punched just the same as a man.

What I'm saying here is; If a woman pulls a knife at me,I'll knock her the f*ck out. Feminism


#StolenComment
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by RealAlfranco:
jadelyn007:
he just inspired you to be what? A psychopath? How about some lady u love treating you like trash all in the name of testing you?

Do unto others as you would like them to do to you!
I think you should take sometime and really read what da dude wrote. Read everything -from top to bottom. If u still don't understand,then I'm sorry. or wait... If u were referring to his earlier comment of 'battering and pushing his wife out in da rain" cos he 'feigned' anger. Then yeah,I consciously didn't quote dat part cos I won't do it. I can't feign anger,I give it as it is. Here's one thing,sometimes u won't find a whole book interesting, but jst a quote,an excerpt or a page out of it is what u need to kick on.

I'm in a relationship, I love this lady to bits and pieces. I'm 21 nearing my final year in university and my future plans has her in it.

Do unto others as you would like them to do to you!
u know what I'm doing?? I'm letting go of myself,my ego to love this lady. Why? Cos I want to love and want her to do da same to me
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by RealAlfranco: 3:12pm On May 05, 2015
nairalife2013:
The kind of woman I married are few. She hung at d door and cried and told me she was so sorry abt what she did. I was crying inside as she spoke amidst sobs. My heart bled. But I had to do it. I was abt to hand my life to some1. I needed the best. I did dat to two other ladies who coursed me and left my life for good. But this one wept and told me she so much loved me her life could crash or end by heartache if she left, and she confirmed she couldn't live a day without me. I would hav deciphered if she was feigning remorse. It wouldn't take me long. I am who I am.
I opened the door and brought her in. Till today she is not aware I faked that angst. I loved her more. I was loaded widout her knowledge. I got her her first car, a saloon as I proposed to her. She was just entering sch. We got married. She took in. At delivery of our first child, I got her a suv. We were young and full of life. I was living my life just to give her joy and all necessities of life. I loved her beyond words. When she took in for our second child, the conception was at a time a terrible moodswing hit my wife. I thot she had changed. She would pick up argument s with me and make faces a whole week just for no just cause. She quarreled wid my younger sisters at any slight provocation and sat all day in an unkempt home watching her regular, favourite fbi action movies. I was mesmerized. Little thins piss me up. But I endured this one. I was afraid somthing was wrong. After delivery of our second child, abt a year later, Like some1 that woke up from a nightmare, My wife came to me and complained she involuntarily wakes every morning with bouts of indescribable anger flourishing in her heart. Since that day I knew it was my turn by providence to show love and tolerance and understanding. I did. My wife went thro those tormentous days without knowing the reason why she was so angrily depressed. One day, She went consciously to my sisters and apologized. Spent more time with them and amended all errors. It's some years now and all those trying times are over, leaving behind funny reminisces only a good heart could understand. When a lady is good, she is good. Your own goodness tho might be regarded as weakness or greed by an incompatible third party. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I do not regret my actions. Those ladies whose level of tolerance where below my recomended average had departed in good fate. I wished them luck and enduring love. My wife is now working and her welfare package, large as it is, is in my control on her insistence, with total abandon! She is selfless to a fault and prefares a one-lady lifestyle, upon the trappings of life chance and time have bestowed on her at her young age.
... My wife told me once: I see u not only as my husband but also as my father; reprimanding me in any way, as a father would her daughter, is lovingly accepted by me cause I trust yur sense of judgment and our kids would obey u for good if I myself obey u and succumb with respect; I love u to that point."
... There are many eager males and plenty of willing females in the world. If u stumble on yur right choice, love can let u into limitless tolerance. Many ladies are possesd by the destructive spirit of subconscious pride and seemingly suppressed self ego. The last creatures to know they need help allround. The few that are free hardly preach to their kind, The Message. Instead they vent the opposit of the message.
Dont do like me. I personally do not tally well long enoff with ladies who do not have the habit of accepting defeat wether they are right or wrong. Those type are good for one nite stand levels not for running a home. Pls find a way to be patient. If she is inherently a-self-worth-type of lady, u need to work harder on tolerance and never let yur praying knees get lazy. Goodluck.
Damn man, why did u do dis to me. While reading this, I felt my eyes fill with tears. The tears didn't drop,but mehn u got me numbed to 0. I don't know who u are or where u are from, but u jst inspired me. Thank you, Good sir. God bless you
LiteratureRe: Untimely, Unlucked by RealAlfranco: 11:03am On Apr 30, 2015
Granny in da grave be like "accident?? In ketu?? On which planet??... E no go better for dis boy o. while I died in my sleep,peacefully. He's lying I'm still alive and just had an accident. His car won't even start for 2weeks. His job? Let him forget it,he's getting sacked”.

Worth the read and nice story,senbo!
CareerRe: Diamond Bank Sacks over 1000 Staffs by RealAlfranco: 6:44pm On Apr 29, 2015
kindnyce:
WHAT A PITY,I HOPE THEY GET A BETTER OFFER

CANT WAIT 4 GMB TO TAKE OVER AND SANITISE ALL SECTORS
"Can't wait for GMB to do dis...can't wait for GMB to do dat" haba,shebi GMB is Harry Potter dat will jst come in and transform e'rythng with magic abi?? This man hasn't been sworn in yet,bt da magic u guys want him to perform is overwhelming... GMB is a human being,he can't and will not do everything. Una go jst make stroke catch da man
TravelRe: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by RealAlfranco: 10:08pm On Apr 27, 2015
O God,look at da kids,innocently laughing. Deep down inside their hearts they know sumthngs isn't right. But dey feel protected by the love of their mother since their bloody father has chosen to be a complete retar.d . And as for the father...I reserve my comment because the thunder dat will strike and reconfigure his brain is gathering momentum. And the mum - the Lord is her strength.

God Bless My Mother. And let me prosper so I can bless my Mother too
.
I had to punch a wall to feel manly again, cos I shed a tear,just a tear.
RomanceRe: Telemundo Is Affecting My Relationship;please Help by RealAlfranco: 11:44pm On Apr 25, 2015
How old is she?? How old are you??. If u can answer this questions,den I'm sure u can solve ur problem.
SportsRe: Enyeama Concedes Six Goals In France by RealAlfranco: 10:12pm On Apr 25, 2015
ayusco85:
edwin van dar saar never had it this bad
What nonsense!! check van dar sar during his fulham days. There was a time where the score was embarrassing,I can't remember the game well,bt Van dar sar got mullered.
Science/TechnologyRe: 16 Nigerian Inventors You Should Know About by RealAlfranco: 9:33pm On Apr 21, 2015
If only the tribal bigots on Nairaland start using their brains. I check da list and I see Igbo,Yoruba,Hausa,also from south-south.. Talent isn't concentrated in one tribe and so is mischief. Instead of quarrelling and attacking each other, try sumthng else like being productive. And sum1 else from another tribe will celebrate u.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Shoot - by RealAlfranco: 9:14pm On Apr 21, 2015
The Girls from the Middle-Belt region eh... God took special time to create dem. Beauty scatter for da area like water. Plus they are humble,caring.

GoodLuck to u and Ur wife

RomanceRe: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by RealAlfranco: 1:34pm On Apr 21, 2015
This isn't a charm hehe
If da OP will open it,he'll see its some kind of local eye-pencil ladies use to apply on their eye lashes and lip. My sister has it. Its a black powder,with a short stick( like a pencil lead),which they use to apply. And its designed jst like dis.
OP since u don touch am,jst open it and confirm. What's da worse dat can happen ,aye?

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