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I buried my father 2day,he was 70 too. I wish he came back to life. But damn,To God Be The Glory! |
leocollins:Ok,so what are we debating right now?? |
M.I's family weren't poor. Ice Prince on the other hand was the one who struggled a bit. M.I took Ice Prince up from a young age,dats why Ice Prince's loyalty to him is sumthing else.... The grind together,now they're flying.
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Actually this guy has a sad story. He suffers from a rare condition knows as Pneumoniae perfecta. When he was young, his mother told him he was worthless and abandoned him at a hospital. He grew up in an orphanage and was bullied for his looks but he always tried to stay positive. He told himself that he would always believe in himself and achieve his dreams, no matter what others said. When he got older, I completely made this story up and you've wasted your time reading this. |
“On a lighter note, I asked him, ‘what are you doing about madam’ because that one seems to be embarrassing the nation as usual because that seems to be her function as so called first lady. You go to a section of the country and tell your supporters to stone those who campaign for change and you insult another part of the nation by calling them those who produce children that they cannot look after. That woman should be charge for incitement chaos. It is incredible that she is allowed to run loose.”This piece cracked me up. I lost control. |
Cooleasy:mehn bro. As I settle down solve my own,na 9 I con get. I didn't even bother writing my own answer because my own dundee United for maths no start 2day.. Dey are saying 6 and 12..I con get 9. How? I don't even know. Life jst tire me!! |
jaybee104:I tap into dis prayer,bruh... Amen!!!! MacluvPH:Yo Einstein!! have you ever come across a typo before? I'm sure you've made one before. And I'm certain it wasn't intentional. The dude that prayed,did he tell you he isn't helping himself? |
E don be for us wey no sabi Maths. God in heaven knows dey won't call me for an interview after seeing my workings to dis question... When u think some1 has gotten da answer,sum1 will come again nd confuse u... 6 and 12?? Mehn f+ck it, Jesus is the answer. He is the answer to all our problems!!! |
He could possibly be her son... Maybe he has begged her for something,but you know how mothers are sometimes na.They'll frustrate u,ur thiefing instincts will jst enter overdrive... I've done dis 2 my mom some years... P.S... Dey even look alike...I'm sure she's his mom!!! |
"she attacked her.".. Shooo!!! So females getting jealous of each other also affects lesser animals... Before the feminazis attack me,I apologise in advance Good one,Tochi!!! |
Thank God!!! The first thread was so misleading it brought tears to my eyes... God is Good! ![]() |
This is da church I attend,I was inside the church wen da 1st blast occurred.. Full story: we were inside the church at about 8:40am, the church security personnels found the explosive around da church toilets. They quickly threw da bomb outside da church compound-over the fence. No one passes da road they threw da bomb on during service. So as da bomb landed, it exploded. People in the church wanted 2 panick. Bt were told to calm down by da senior Reverend Dr. Omidiji. Church service went on,infact it was the best sunday service most of us had dis year. Meanwhile da church has already called the anti-bomb squad. They came over and detonted da second one. Most pple didn't even hear dat one sound at all. We danced,we clapped,we sang because da motive of da enemy was defeated. NO ONE HAD A SCRATCH ON THEM talk more of casualties like it was said in the thread. The senior pastor came on and told us wassup,and in his own words he said "JESUS HAS DONE IT" ... So abeg disregard da nonsense about casualties. Becos der wasn't any! We thank God for his mercy! |
[quote author=gudrated post=35543651][/quote]dis niqqa has successfully advertised himself... U cud have dropped ur mobile numba to make things easer na. Be ready,ur mail box go know wassup soon. Goodluck to u bruh!!! |
dickrider:So u mean to tell me he'll go after those pple on social media and compensate dem?? Chai... I've started dis week with stupid pple on nairaland again. |
I don't know but Ramsey Nouah's mood swing seem seems to be never ending then. Back between 2004-2006, we were returning frm school with my bros, den all of a sudden we saw Ramsey Nouah. As in eh,it wasn't everytime we bump into a celeb in Jos na. We intentionally followed were he was standing with his colleagues,we greeted him,colleagues answered on his behalf. It was like he couldn't give half a F... word that rhymes with fork. Niqqa jst composed like he didn't see us. No be say we dirty oo or we ugly. Our white top was clean,our navy blue short knickers were still showing the lines that it was well ironed, check out our whites socks nd brown sandals again na + our school bags sef. What was he even thinking?? 12-13yr old boys dat greeted u 1st oo. So much for being a good example. Mehn we jst concluded dat da mofuka can't stay humble 2 save his life (yeah,we rili concluded dat. Maybe not with da same words). Nobody said a word again till we got home.Conclusion. Ramsey Nouah is a proud person. ![]()
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Real Story : 2face rejected shows dat cud earn him N114m during da elections cos he ws campaigning against electoral violence Blogger's Story : 2face lost N114m during election. |
I go don die b4 da war start bdat o... Cos I didn't see a thing. |
Bevy12:If you really believe women are equal to men,then it follows that any appropriate reason to hit a man is also an appropriate reason to hit a woman. There aren't a LOT of appropriate reasons to hit anyone but having a vag.ina doesn't make u magically a fragile creature that can't deal with getting punched just the same as a man. What I'm saying here is; If a woman pulls a knife at me,I'll knock her the f*ck out. Feminism #StolenComment |
jadelyn007:I think you should take sometime and really read what da dude wrote. Read everything -from top to bottom. If u still don't understand,then I'm sorry. or wait... If u were referring to his earlier comment of 'battering and pushing his wife out in da rain" cos he 'feigned' anger. Then yeah,I consciously didn't quote dat part cos I won't do it. I can't feign anger,I give it as it is. Here's one thing,sometimes u won't find a whole book interesting, but jst a quote,an excerpt or a page out of it is what u need to kick on. I'm in a relationship, I love this lady to bits and pieces. I'm 21 nearing my final year in university and my future plans has her in it. Do unto others as you would like them to do to you!u know what I'm doing?? I'm letting go of myself,my ego to love this lady. Why? Cos I want to love and want her to do da same to me |
nairalife2013:Damn man, why did u do dis to me. While reading this, I felt my eyes fill with tears. The tears didn't drop,but mehn u got me numbed to 0. I don't know who u are or where u are from, but u jst inspired me. Thank you, Good sir. God bless you |
Granny in da grave be like "accident?? In ketu?? On which planet??... E no go better for dis boy o. while I died in my sleep,peacefully. He's lying I'm still alive and just had an accident. His car won't even start for 2weeks. His job? Let him forget it,he's getting sacked”. Worth the read and nice story,senbo! |
kindnyce:"Can't wait for GMB to do dis...can't wait for GMB to do dat" haba,shebi GMB is Harry Potter dat will jst come in and transform e'rythng with magic abi?? This man hasn't been sworn in yet,bt da magic u guys want him to perform is overwhelming... GMB is a human being,he can't and will not do everything. Una go jst make stroke catch da man |
O God,look at da kids,innocently laughing. Deep down inside their hearts they know sumthngs isn't right. But dey feel protected by the love of their mother since their bloody father has chosen to be a complete retar.d . And as for the father...I reserve my comment because the thunder dat will strike and reconfigure his brain is gathering momentum. And the mum - the Lord is her strength. God Bless My Mother. And let me prosper so I can bless my Mother too . I had to punch a wall to feel manly again, cos I shed a tear,just a tear. |
How old is she?? How old are you??. If u can answer this questions,den I'm sure u can solve ur problem. |
ayusco85:What nonsense!! check van dar sar during his fulham days. There was a time where the score was embarrassing,I can't remember the game well,bt Van dar sar got mullered. |
If only the tribal bigots on Nairaland start using their brains. I check da list and I see Igbo,Yoruba,Hausa,also from south-south.. Talent isn't concentrated in one tribe and so is mischief. Instead of quarrelling and attacking each other, try sumthng else like being productive. And sum1 else from another tribe will celebrate u. |
The Girls from the Middle-Belt region eh... God took special time to create dem. Beauty scatter for da area like water. Plus they are humble,caring. GoodLuck to u and Ur wife
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This isn't a charm hehe If da OP will open it,he'll see its some kind of local eye-pencil ladies use to apply on their eye lashes and lip. My sister has it. Its a black powder,with a short stick( like a pencil lead),which they use to apply. And its designed jst like dis. OP since u don touch am,jst open it and confirm. What's da worse dat can happen ,aye? |


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