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CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite & Chris Attoh Christen New-born Son, Brian by RealAlfranco: 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2014
Thebrightest:
Only God knows what my future wife is doing at present.
Another guy is shining her Congo... No vex abeg,na joke I dey o,play just too much 4 my body!
CrimeRe: The Fiercest And Most Chilling Images From Political Unrests In Africa by RealAlfranco: 9:39pm On Nov 22, 2014
MudRaker:
Only the north, southwest and middle belt will not know peace

If amaechi thinks he can start nonsense in Rivers then he is truly mad
Wait ,na curse be dis abi na wetin? Are u alright? They won't know peace? Wait,are u alright at all??
BusinessRe: Ban Air France From Nigeria Now! by RealAlfranco: 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2014
2legit2qwt:
You might as well ban all airlines because i doubt any country respect the Nigerian passport these days.

If Nigeria has anything to offer the world other than terrorism, fraud, (any negatives here) I doubt anyone would disrespect the passport, we would be idolized instead.

You earn respect not demand it so i'd say, lets ban all the leaders and bad followers before placing a ban on Air France.
U have a point. But with da fire dis guy is spitting,probably Air France own too much bdat... Anyway wetin consine me, I don't even know da way to the airport in my state of residence. The closest I've been to a plane is seeing a plane's stature in front of air force barracks!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by RealAlfranco: 3:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
Yomieluv:
If I hear say Biliki knelt down,world wan end be that..

Na fire for fire she dey bring am..

If Biliki no kill me,I can't die again.
laff nearly wan make me piss 4 body!!!
BusinessRe: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by RealAlfranco: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2014
Built2last:
The next to be removed should be the Arabic inscriptions on our military badges, and rankings....Nigeria is a secular state...period.

This madness has to stop, National assembly is built like a mosque, the presidential villa is built like a mosque....This country belongs to us all and is never a religious state. visit any ministry, parastatal or agency of the government in Abuja. the master plan of those buildings have mosques...They couldn't have the freedom to do that in Lagos, and came up with the script that the capital of Nigeria has to be at the center of Nigeria.

We just need to be security conscious cos in matter of days the news that Hausa/Islamic Inscriptions has been removed will go viral, they will tag all of us HARNI (meaning Unbeliever) and may go on rampage killing themselves not me.

I remember my uncle who was a member of MPR telling me that Soludo had good plans for the Naira but the northern hegemony wont allow him. That his problem with Yaradua began the day he raised it in their meeting that Nigeria is a secular state and so should not have any religious inscription in our currency. He said YARADUA heard of it before that meeting ended. Of course his brothers informed him. Yaradua called Soludo as the meeting was ending to ask how true.

Most people think Soludos tenure was not renewed because of the planned devaluation of the naira which presidency claims they were not carried along. but the inscription on the naira was the genesis of Soludos crisis with Yaradua. OBJs grand plan was that Soludo should remain and complete the devaluatuion plan.

In days to come expect the northern elites reaction to this removal.and may be Bokoharam taking more innocent lives in protest...Nigeria belongs to them and we are their slaves...so an average northerner thinks.

Except for those suffering from historical Amnesia, the 2015 struggle to take power by the north is never born out of the love for Nigeria. The North has not forgiven Southern Nigeria for the death of Yaradua. In their heart, in their mosques, its a subject of discuss that Jonathan is seating on their chance and must be unseated no matter what. Ineeded, Jonathan has disappointed all of us greatly but the North seeking power on the premise that it belongs to them or based on vendetta is a NO NO for me and all intellectual minds.

I dont know how we came up with Quota system, but that stuff has only served in the interest of the north. I dont know any southerner who has benefited from Quota system. We sacrificed merit at the altar of that Northern grand plan. If not tell me why Fashola should not be given APC presidential ticket to have a good election. But try that and see the viper react...It must be them or nothing.They annuled June 12, gave it to Weak Shonekan for few months and chased him out again, killed Abiola in the prison so that , his case will remain in the ash bin of history. Today, my people cry for remeberance of June 12 and they laugh from Minna and Kano.they knew what they were doing... If you are up north during the election, and Jonathan is declared winner, better run for your life. They will unleash the evil dragon, what Bokoharam is doing now is childs play compared to the plan.

bookmark this and quote me on Feb 14th.
eh Bro! I've packed myself and my belongings and moving out of Africa... I keep saying it to whoever cares to listen,Naija will erupt in 2015 no matter who wins da election! If u are staying in Kano,Sokoto...inshort all 'core' muslim states,and u r a Christian,run to ur village and resume work after the elections...erm, I mean war. Thank me later!

I heard Ghanaian gals wear bids around der waist...lemme just confam 4 myself... So Ghana I Must Go and To Ghana, It Is!!
CelebritiesRe: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by RealAlfranco: 10:31am On Nov 17, 2014
tpia6:
he is mentioning this because. . . . . . .

what are his regrets supposed to do for the kids?

does he want to start over now and have another six? huh

he's 41 now [born 1973 if correct].

what's he saying?
He's 39 [born 1975 is correct]
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Actor O.C Ukeje's Traditional And White Wedding by RealAlfranco: 5:22pm On Nov 08, 2014
sukkot:
the latest craze in naija now is men with beard
If you are one of those guys dat can't grow a beard. Or you are a lady,and we all know ladies on normal circumstances don't and should not grow beards. Then I have Something for you,just for da LOL's... "ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THE BEARD OUTSIDE BUT THE ONE INSIDE".

if u be guy and u no fit grow bear bear,no worry,ur tym is coming!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by RealAlfranco: 6:02pm On Oct 25, 2014
Ronaldo And Penalties. A better love story than Titanic!
SportsRe: Okocha Annoying Hype by RealAlfranco: 4:25pm On Oct 19, 2014
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] A 10 can be an attacking midfielder who is given a trequartista role in d hole before the strikers or a central midfielder that sits deep conducting play as an anchor....In asmuch as his defensive stats didnt amount to much,Okocha's main forte was his flexibility either as a trequartista or an anchor just like totti and scholes rolled into one person, back in the day that was a quality or technical attribute very difficult to scout in Africa. [/color]
A trequartista! thank you so much, Mi Compadré. The word kept eluding my mind!
SportsRe: Okocha Annoying Hype by RealAlfranco: 4:19pm On Oct 19, 2014
Kay17:
Okocha was a central midfielder, not a 10 as Totti, Baggio, Maradona, Riquelme and should be judged as same. He should be compared with Scholes, Rijkaard, Essien, Yaya Toure, Viera in terms of both his attacking qualities and defensive qualities. I don't think he was really able to boss the midfield in the manner Yaya Toure does.
[b]Before we go too far, scholes is a central midfielder( a playmaker if you like),Rijkaard and Viera are Defensive midfielders, tough ones for that matter. Yaya Toure only started playing AM/CM after he signed for Man City. During Okocha's PSG days + ronaldinho, they had Aloisio,Laurent Robert and later Anelka as their Strikers in a classic old school 4-4-2 formation... Ronaldinho came in from the left,Okocha da advanced central midfielder,playing as a number 10 and number 8 along side...erh? I don't remember da other midfielders name or face. But arteta and this albanian guy Lorik Cana where all rookies den...(I'm going to need google for dis sh+t)... And Totti,Baggio,Maradon played as supporting strikers,they played with,for Totti; Batistuta,Luca Toni et al along,Baggio had Vieri and the rest of 'em,maradona had same Batistuta at international level as well as some oda guys in his Napoli days(I don't know 'em and I don't even care).. Okocha isn't da Baggio,Totti type or da Rijkaard,viera type. But a bit of Paul Scholes with more attacking garment! *drops mic*[/b]
SportsRe: Okocha Annoying Hype by RealAlfranco: 3:17pm On Oct 19, 2014
I wanted to skip this topic because I was so sure it'll get me angry. I opened it and I wasn't disappointed... I got angry!
Jay Jay Okocha over-hyped? Who even thinks like this?
1. Can someone show me,with hard facts,top clubs that came after Okocha's signature and he shied away? Okocha was just unlucky. Despite his awesome talent,he was never given a look at. You'd think other 'great' players are better than him until you see him play against them. There you'll see the class difference oozing out of Okocha's play. Take Nigeria Vs Italy in '94-probably the guys calling Okocha over-rated never watched it or even a replay.
2. Never ever,everrrr say Okocha benched Ronaldinho,it never happened. Just as Giggs never benched Ronaldo at Man United. Okocha played as the number 10 at PSG,Ronaldinho skimmed from the wing(inverted left winger). Instead,the formed a deadly patnership together,its a shame they didn't win much together. Ronaldinho inherited Okocha's No10 jersey after he left for Bolton. Okocha mentored Ronaldinho and Mikel Arteta. Ronaldo slotted directly as Man nited's no7,because David Beckham left the club before Ronaldo came. Giggs and Ronaldo never crossed path. Thank You!
Abeg,I take God beg una. 'Mediocre' and 'Average' should not be used to measure Okocha as a player. The teams he played for(if una wan put Nigeria,you're on your own),yes,but not him! This niqqa was named as one of 125 living footballers of ALL TIME. That's no mean feat! Y'all should take a chill pill... In summary, Okocha is not,was not,and will never be overhyped.Niqqa was unlucky!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by RealAlfranco: 7:58am On Oct 15, 2014
HARDDON:
Vic wor? Sorry to disappoint u.
A lion does not turn a puccupine at the flip of d coin. If every guy was like yours truly, men would eat at the very exalted tables they were fashioned for n not scrub scraps ...

Let's say I'm a voice of correction to these whack guys that don't know that not for naughts were they born .
N to C snubs like u who think d sun shines out of ur bu77s , try something more challenging like having Kul people who u can hv intellectual talks with n r challenging, not having 500bbm contacts yet none got brains.

"No disrespect buh I killa queen !"






Btw, how twisted can u get? Advertizing ur pin on ur signature so u can hv more recharge card clients? N when they don't send, u turn blind eyes to their pings ?
If God no bless u for dis life eh. I wanted to quote all u wrote mehn... Damn!! I just dey happy! God bless u,Bromeister!!
CultureRe: Igala Language In Anambra State. by RealAlfranco: 2:10pm On Oct 12, 2014
Revolva:
its the same ..its just that its a thye Ebu dialect people around that area speak.... there is no language in this world that does not have a dialect
Thanks man!!
CultureRe: Igala Language In Anambra State. by RealAlfranco: 7:43am On Oct 12, 2014
Wait abeg, is it the same Igala Language dat is in Kogi state or another Igala?? Cos I don't understand this! Someone please tell me,I need help!
EducationRe: I Cheated In Waec And Neco.should I Return The Certificate? by RealAlfranco: 10:39am On Sep 29, 2014
Most of us cheated in our WAEC and asked for forgiveness! And heck my conscience is clear as f*ck!! But niqqa if u feel u've cheated,and ur conscience still judges u,den return it!!! God blesses da work of a sincere heart!!! But I can't return my own sha... May God forgive me and da rest of us dat wont return it and are not even thinking or have even thought of returning it, amen!!!
CelebritiesRe: Amazing Throwback Pictures Of Celebrities by RealAlfranco: 10:43pm On Sep 28, 2014
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1728195_20140911180010_jpeg_jpeg5c6fa6d533aca15d4c7811964a9d0e45
I once had this toy gun when I was small... Aswear e no go better for the person wey steal am!!! *starts crying*
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Ask Out Their Friend's Girlfriend. by RealAlfranco: 10:30pm On Sep 28, 2014
Ok! I'm dating My friends younger sister. But I didn't just jump into it, Its against the Bro Code. I had to ask for my friends permission first o... But I can't date my friends ex-gf talk more of looking at his current gf sef. Dat shiiit is lame!! Who even does thathuh
Christianity EtcRe: Taribo West Preaching At Alaba MarkET (photos) by RealAlfranco: 1:48pm On Sep 28, 2014
We'll need Taribo + Reinhardd Bonkke's preaching to make those thieves give der life to Christ!!! Those pple can cheat eh!!!
Jokes EtcRe: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by RealAlfranco: 11:20am On Sep 28, 2014
It doesn't look real tho. But,Meh!!!

SportsRe: African Under 17 Nations Cup: Golden Eaglets trashed Gabon, qualifies. by RealAlfranco: 11:00am On Sep 28, 2014
elkhalifah: Thumbs up to u girls..far beta dan heart breaking super eagles undecided[color=#770077][/color]
Niqqa,na who tell u say na girls play dis match? Shey u didn't see 'EAGLETS' in the name abi? Or correct ya sef b4 pple start yabbing ur behind dis sunday morning!!!

FamilyRe: Share You Bed Wetting Stories As A Kid by RealAlfranco: 10:57am On Sep 27, 2014
*tear drops*
The kind piss I don piss 4 bed in dis life eh!! I piss so tey I reach 15,allah! In da morning be fore school,it was a normal thing for me to leave the room with two things; my school bag strapped behind my back and then pulling my mattress to dry unda da sun! The sun tire 4 my matter sef. And the bed just lost weight rapidly!
But my Dad handled da whole shiiit like a champ,aswear (he supported da niqqa well,without ever getting angry). Who knows maybe him sef piss reach 21yrs!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: What Technology Did You Expect Would Be Available Now That Isn't? by RealAlfranco: 10:27am On Sep 27, 2014
Lilaex: I thought by now i would have been able to download food with MB from the internet.

Price
-Big meat(cow) -10mb
-Full chicken -100mb
-Plate of rice -50mb
-Bottle of soft drink -30mb
-1 leather of moi-moi -20mb
E.t.c
Just imagine how do.pe dis Shiii is gone be.
Subscription go expensive gan!!!
SportsRe: A Hate Speech on Football (Soccer) by an American Lady by RealAlfranco: 8:43pm On Jun 28, 2014
Da amount of StUpid in this post is mind boggling!!! ehe! Where are my likes? Seun,where are theyhuh
FamilyRe: Funny Things You've Ever Done When You Were HIGH by RealAlfranco: 9:14pm On Jan 10, 2014
Went to school without boxers!!! In my mind,sumthng was wrong bt my head no gree transmit da info say I no wear pant!!! When my eye cleared and I noticed wassup,I ran home sharp sharp,wore my boxers,drank cold water and slept till morning!!! It was Computer Classes(evening session)!!!
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And na Smirnoff Ice I drink sef!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Best Manchester United Jokes.. (pictures) by RealAlfranco: 10:53am On Jan 09, 2014
Bt damn I was late,na dis kyn topic I dey like!!!

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Bt any which way!!!

ComputersRe: Rip DVDs, Record Videos, And Convert Audio/Video Formats With VLC Media Player by RealAlfranco: 4:26pm On Jan 03, 2014
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Hosts Don Jazzy, Uti, Waje, Others For Christmas. by RealAlfranco: 10:03pm On Dec 26, 2013
Yuzedo Go wan finish dis guy life wit Yab 2day!!
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell A Girl 'NO' Without Hurting Her by RealAlfranco: 4:36am On Dec 25, 2013
pussyeater: U sound like an IDEOT! I'm sure say wetin dey ur mind na to bleep the 15 year old girl. God is watching u bro!
it beats me dat sum guys can't understnd sarcasm!!
IslamRe: The Truth About Christmas by RealAlfranco: 4:31am On Dec 25, 2013
Niggur Please!!!U weren't clebrating ur birthday until someone brought up da idea abi?? Same with christmas!!We know it was a pagan celebration,bt we turned it 4 good,2 celebrate our Lord!!!
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I wonder why u jst carry da christmas matter 4 head like woman wey dey sell Agege bread!!!

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