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Zololo junction in Bauchi Road abi? Na dem full der, hausa and pro-buhari peeps na dem full der... Not surprised at all! |
Martins301:neither will it be held on nairaland #BuhariYourCertificateNko |
Flavour quietly following da path 2face took 10years ago!!! And honestly da Banner babe seems desperate to be with Flavour, gaskiya!! . . . But meanwhile, Buhari where hath thou kept thine certificate #GEJ till ronaldo stops scoring penalties ![]()
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[b]Mine was my sister,the eldest in the family. She was an angel,my best friend,my first love. People thought she was my mom. I remember on 26th december,1999 when I slipped from a stair in da barracks,crashing my head on a sharp concrete stone. It narrowly missed my eye. Blood was gushing out,I was rushed to da hospital. Ande Hospital in Jos. During stitching,I was crying non-stop,but when she heard and rushed to da hospital, she came and I layed on her lap as da nurse stitched da gash. I didn't make a sound,like b*obs flew into my mouth,lel. And every morning when I'll keep following her like an escort,pestering her to give me 5naira to buy bread. Or how I always fall sick anytime she travels. How I always ask her for the meaning of tough words I'd heard on tv or sumwhere else. She fell sick 2months to her wedding. The wedding neva happened. She battled hard,fought for a year and 6months. Her faith in God quadrupled,despite all of these I was always in her thoughts. My mom told me dat sum few hours b4 she died she was asking her hw I will be able to cope if she's dead. We were dat close! I'd do anything to have her back. She died on december 26th,2007 at da age of 27. And I was always in her thoughts through till she took her last breath. God knows I loved and still love dearly.. I'm amazed upto dis point dat I cried less when the news broke. Because I know she's resting in paradise.. . Sleep on,Charity Aliy Andrew!.[/b] |
ilotriouzAY:u go wait tire o |
Richiy:Al'Franco freaking endorses dis comment! |
But why does my instinct insist dat da supposed 35 year old single lady is da OP? . But mehn 4get,wat will be will be. If u're meant 2 get married u will,nothing will stop it. It can only be delayed bt not denied! Merry Christmas!!! |
ireneony:Mode9's rap lame?? You absolutely have no clue!!! |
[b]#TrueStory An exact scenario happened. I'm a witness! Dis babe was a serial cheat. She had everything a girl would want; a handsome gentleman as a husband,a freaking adorable son,a gargantuan house as a home, super flourishing business set up 4 her by her husband... Just name it. We were in her house fixing some elctric stuff and we saw da woman go in with dis dude,she always brings da guy. We never asked 'cos e nor concine us. Den after like 45 odd minutes her husband came in early from work,earlier dan expected. He actually picked his son from school too. After he went in 6mins later we saw dis oda niqqa walk,adjusting his belt and with his shirt hanging on his shoulder... We no talk o... After about 2 days wen we returned 2 complete our work,my oga asked der maid about da oda day. And da maid explained dat da husband walked in and caught his wife riding anoda morafucker in der kitchen. Da husband jst turned,walked back without mustering a word. He never talked about it,and da wife had been uneasy with his behaviour... Da beash was scared shitless.. To cut da long story short... Da wife moved out after a week leaving her son behind,she was scared for her life.[/b] . u want my advice? Break ur husbands silence or u move da hell out!!! |
eleojo23:Like me bromeister!! I don't give half a f-ck about who wins |
adonis89:with ur facking bald head!!! Who asked u to pity anybody?? Lousy Oaf! Instead of hiding with ur empty brain,u came out to display dat ur lack sense of reasoning. Shey if dem kill anoda person 4 north,it will bring ur dead uncles back and fill u with great joy abi?? Psycho! |
Enjoy!!!
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Believe me fam, I read dis over and over and over... But I still don't understand a word he was trying to say. I need help here! |
Dis moderators are wicked sha!!! They jst codedly moved dis topic to front page to ridicule our 'pink lip' op!!! Make una fear God o |
In other news, water is wet! |
Oh God not now again |
No stress??he was probably da one stressing her. lel!! My Popsie and Momsie don drag am well well!! Atleast after 39yrs,dey are still 2geda!!! Dats y I don't only want 2 get married,I want 2 stay in it. Nothing is better dan stability in a family 4 kids to grow up in. . Father in heaven,bless da work of my hand. Amen! |
Mehn I missed senbo mehn!!! Nairaland tsunami jst finish me!!! |
Ok na, so what is the moral of the story again?? I don tire Joor!!! Haba! Since dis man dropped dis book,we've just been reading excerpts of total non-sense!! Eh, Iyabo was framed for corruption? Ok, I still don't have my transport fare to take me home from school yet o... Yar'Adua wanted sum bloody ex-governor to marry his daughter? Ok, dis won't stop my annoying faculty officials from postponing my exams too!!! E nor consine us when e been dey happen,and e still nor consine us now |
OP Bro! Start saying it from now till thy kingdom come,it won't stop... Dey'll even send videos sef!!! Me likey tho!!! |
franugo:hehehe... With my bear bear,I go enter nairaland to come hate person ![]()
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masonkz:gay alert!!! |
My exam starts 2moro!!! Help me Pray 4 successful exam and safe trip back home afterwards!!! Amen! |
5K?? For 1 sachet of Garri? |
[b]I did all of them,I mean all!!... When we go hunting for Mango,dogs don't chase us but wicked women! . I remember one particular holiday,a saturday. My friends and I went to pluck mango behind Women's Barrack inside Police barracks in Jos. The guys had other intentions of going there. When dey go,they try to find naked police women taking their bath. I was innocent so I was just plucking any ripe thing that I see.. Then all of a sudden,da tree began to shake. This boys were looking at a woman taking her bath,she noticed and came out to beat da hell out of us.This guys were on a ninja shii dat morning I was at da top and maybe she didn't see me. My friends were so fast,even Flash had nothing on them.This woman came all out like she wanted to fight her mate. Then there were two women passing by,probably living outside da barracks,dey saw me at da top. With a pitiful look of total submission,I tried to tell dem to shut the fu.k up and not tell da angry woman Police. They understood my sign and had compassion,when da police woman chased my friends bt couldn't catch dem,she walked passed da tree panting and visibly pissed off,if to say she see me I 4 don die totally! I went down to about a reasonable height,with my bag full of mango. I jumped from dat height. I don't think I bounced before accelerating( na from air I begin swing leg). I sweat dat day sha. With all this play,I wound so tey my mumsie was thinking about taking me for deliverance[/b] |
Some Lecturers are heartless sha... Some peoples wickedness can make lucifer to demand explanations from God... The lecturer wan chop by fire by force... Lady, Don't stop thanking God o. Anytym things get tough remember dis things and remember how blessed u are... Morning Fam |
onuwaje:'Studen Jollof Rice'?? Seriously Man?? With da way u placed. Da knife,see as u cut da tomatoes sef + dat amount of oil and u dare call it 'student Jollof rice? |
Is der a way to delete double post/comments??... |
Lol it's funny now but I almost died, I sat next to one on a full flight from Frankfurt to Houston. No option to switch seats so I had to force myself to sleep through the entire flight with my pillow on my face and constantly turning for fresh air. That lady was just evil smh Same with mine haha from Rome to Toronto. The guy nearly suffocated me with mesa hahahaso 4nny!! Hahaha. Mine was from Ajangbadi to festac,da babe was just cruel
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ahizih:Yimu !!Dey der make pant dey wear u!!! Jos and Katsina in terms of cold level,ders no comparison.. Come around June-July,wen da rain Is beginning to settle. December weather is too much 4 u!!! Rep'n T/wad till I roll!!! |
tartar9:U can't wait? Hehehe... Its ok to dream sha! |
The "are we not good enough" comrades go begin wan cry na! |

