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PoliticsRe: Youth Set Jonathan's Campaign Vehicle On Fire In Jos by RealAlfranco: 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2015
Zololo junction in Bauchi Road abi? Na dem full der, hausa and pro-buhari peeps na dem full der... Not surprised at all!
PoliticsRe: #buharicannotchange Now Trending On Twitter by RealAlfranco: 8:17pm On Jan 08, 2015
Martins301:
With N21.9 billion, GEJ can make anything trend on twitter. But elections won't be held on twitter.

#TeamAPC #Buhari2015
neither will it be held on nairaland

#BuhariYourCertificateNko
CelebritiesRe: Ex-Beauty Queen, Anna Banner Pregnant For Flavour? by RealAlfranco:
Flavour quietly following da path 2face took 10years ago!!! And honestly da Banner babe seems desperate to be with Flavour, gaskiya!!
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But meanwhile, Buhari where hath thou kept thine certificatehuh
#GEJ till ronaldo stops scoring penalties grin

FamilyRe: Favourite Memory Of A Lost Loved One by RealAlfranco: 8:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
[b]Mine was my sister,the eldest in the family. She was an angel,my best friend,my first love. People thought she was my mom. I remember on 26th december,1999 when I slipped from a stair in da barracks,crashing my head on a sharp concrete stone. It narrowly missed my eye. Blood was gushing out,I was rushed to da hospital. Ande Hospital in Jos. During stitching,I was crying non-stop,but when she heard and rushed to da hospital, she came and I layed on her lap as da nurse stitched da gash. I didn't make a sound,like b*obs flew into my mouth,lel.
And every morning when I'll keep following her like an escort,pestering her to give me 5naira to buy bread.
Or how I always fall sick anytime she travels.
How I always ask her for the meaning of tough words I'd heard on tv or sumwhere else. She fell sick 2months to her wedding. The wedding neva happened. She battled hard,fought for a year and 6months. Her faith in God quadrupled,despite all of these I was always in her thoughts. My mom told me dat sum few hours b4 she died she was asking her hw I will be able to cope if she's dead. We were dat close! I'd do anything to have her back. She died on december 26th,2007 at da age of 27. And I was always in her thoughts through till she took her last breath. God knows I loved and still love dearly.. I'm amazed upto dis point dat I cried less when the news broke. Because I know she's resting in paradise..
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Sleep on,Charity Aliy Andrew!.[/b]
HealthRe: I Can Still Get Married & Have Kids- Hiv+ Nigerian CEO Says (pictured) by RealAlfranco: 11:43am On Dec 29, 2014
ilotriouzAY:
D guy cute small
By the way,we are in the health section
Click LIKE if u knw GEJ has transformed d health sector or click SHARE if u don't tink so
u go wait tire o
RomanceRe: So What Does A Lady Gain From A Broke Guy In A Relationship? by RealAlfranco: 9:48am On Dec 29, 2014
Richiy:
I don't know why girls have so much financial expectations from guys. Nobody is your father. Nobody has any responsibility towards you at all. If you have needs, ask and do not think it is your almighty right to receive.

It is everybody for themselves. Answer your fathers name. You mustnt except some boy, rich or poor to carry your burdens.

If you want to love somebody, love completely, remove unneeded expectations. Love is sweeter and easier that way.
Al'Franco freaking endorses dis comment!
RomanceRe: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by RealAlfranco: 10:51am On Dec 25, 2014
But why does my instinct insist dat da supposed 35 year old single lady is da OP?
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But mehn 4get,wat will be will be. If u're meant 2 get married u will,nothing will stop it. It can only be delayed bt not denied! Merry Christmas!!!
Music/RadioRe: “i’m Not Hungry But I’m Not Very Comfortable” – Mode Nine by RealAlfranco: 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2014
ireneony:
This guy rap is lame. He needs to retire from music or better still stop rapping and join the thread of commercial music
Mode9's rap lame?? You absolutely have no clue!!!
FamilyRe: Your Views On This Pls. by RealAlfranco: 4:22pm On Dec 23, 2014
[b]#TrueStory
An exact scenario happened. I'm a witness! Dis babe was a serial cheat. She had everything a girl would want; a handsome gentleman as a husband,a freaking adorable son,a gargantuan house as a home, super flourishing business set up 4 her by her husband... Just name it.
We were in her house fixing some elctric stuff and we saw da woman go in with dis dude,she always brings da guy. We never asked 'cos e nor concine us. Den after like 45 odd minutes her husband came in early from work,earlier dan expected. He actually picked his son from school too. After he went in 6mins later we saw dis oda niqqa walk,adjusting his belt and with his shirt hanging on his shoulder... We no talk o... After about 2 days wen we returned 2 complete our work,my oga asked der maid about da oda day. And da maid explained dat da husband walked in and caught his wife riding anoda morafucker in der kitchen. Da husband jst turned,walked back without mustering a word. He never talked about it,and da wife had been uneasy with his behaviour... Da beash was scared shitless..
To cut da long story short... Da wife moved out after a week leaving her son behind,she was scared for her life.[/b]
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u want my advice? Break ur husbands silence or u move da hell out!!!
PoliticsRe: Questions General Buhari Must Answer, By Fani-kayode by RealAlfranco:
eleojo23:
The way I see it, Buhari will get more votes than he did last time but GEJ will still win the election because GEJ's votes will still surpass his. PDP still has an upper hand.

For all the APC e-warriors screaming that they will send GEJ back to Otueke, I guess you intend to do that online, right?

Forget the likes you get on nairaland.

Most of these young people liking your posts on this forum are not actually going to vote because a sizeable number of youths do not care to vote.
The real voters are the older people, the market men/women, and the common men on the streets. If you want to actually feel the political temperature, take your campaign to them.
If not you'll wake up in 2015 to find out that you won the election...only online!

Buhari has not done enough homework as regards his ambition so GEJ still has an upper hand.
Like me bromeister!! I don't give half a f-ck about who wins
CrimeRe: Another Bomb Blast In Jos??? by RealAlfranco:
adonis89:
good news. i dont and wil neva pity d northernerz. wen obj committed d odi genocide,no northerner eva condemned d act. i lost 2 uncles dat day. they shuld live wit their own problem. 1nigeria my foot.
with ur facking bald head!!! Who asked u to pity anybody?? Lousy Oaf! Instead of hiding with ur empty brain,u came out to display dat ur lack sense of reasoning. Shey if dem kill anoda person 4 north,it will bring ur dead uncles back and fill u with great joy abi?? Psycho!
Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Hilarious Pictures by RealAlfranco: 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2014
Enjoy!!!

RomanceRe: Lies That Babes Tell Guys by RealAlfranco: 10:10am On Dec 12, 2014
Believe me fam, I read dis over and over and over... But I still don't understand a word he was trying to say. I need help here!
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys With Pink Lips by RealAlfranco: 11:00pm On Dec 11, 2014
Dis moderators are wicked sha!!! They jst codedly moved dis topic to front page to ridicule our 'pink lip' op!!! Make una fear God o
RomanceRe: A Supportive Girlfriend Is Better Than A Demanding Girlfriend. by RealAlfranco: 10:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
In other news, water is wet!
PoliticsRe: Twin Bomb Blast In Jos, Casualties Recorded. by RealAlfranco: 7:21pm On Dec 11, 2014
Oh God not now again
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Honors Wife, Says She Hasn't Stressed Him In 32 Years by RealAlfranco: 9:58am On Dec 11, 2014
No stress??he was probably da one stressing her. lel!! My Popsie and Momsie don drag am well well!! Atleast after 39yrs,dey are still 2geda!!! Dats y I don't only want 2 get married,I want 2 stay in it. Nothing is better dan stability in a family 4 kids to grow up in.
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Father in heaven,bless da work of my hand. Amen!
LiteratureRe: Road Rage by RealAlfranco: 5:26pm On Dec 10, 2014
Mehn I missed senbo mehn!!! Nairaland tsunami jst finish me!!!
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki, James Ibori, Kingibe, Others Framed Iyabo For Corruption—Obasanjo by RealAlfranco: 5:11pm On Dec 10, 2014
Ok na, so what is the moral of the story again?? I don tire Joor!!! Haba! Since dis man dropped dis book,we've just been reading excerpts of total non-sense!! Eh, Iyabo was framed for corruption? Ok, I still don't have my transport fare to take me home from school yet o... Yar'Adua wanted sum bloody ex-governor to marry his daughter? Ok, dis won't stop my annoying faculty officials from postponing my exams too!!! E nor consine us when e been dey happen,and e still nor consine us now
RomanceRe: Ladies, Stop Sending Guys Your Unclad Pictures by RealAlfranco: 9:55pm On Dec 09, 2014
OP Bro! Start saying it from now till thy kingdom come,it won't stop... Dey'll even send videos sef!!! Me likey tho!!!
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Is Ready To Get Married by RealAlfranco: 10:08pm On Dec 07, 2014
franugo:
hater alert!!#hatersgonnahate
hehehe... With my bear bear,I go enter nairaland to come hate personhuh

CelebritiesRe: Denrele Is Ready To Get Married by RealAlfranco: 9:37pm On Dec 07, 2014
masonkz:
I hope he marries Charly boy as a second wife/husband. They'd really fit each other.

And no, I'm not mocking him. I love them both smiley
gay alert!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by RealAlfranco: 10:56am On Dec 07, 2014
My exam starts 2moro!!! Help me Pray 4 successful exam and safe trip back home afterwards!!! Amen!
CelebritiesRe: D’banj’s Koko Garri Now Sells For #5,000 On Konga.com by RealAlfranco: 1:02pm On Dec 06, 2014
5K?? For 1 sachet of Garri?
FamilyRe: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by RealAlfranco:
[b]I did all of them,I mean all!!... When we go hunting for Mango,dogs don't chase us but wicked women!
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I remember one particular holiday,a saturday. My friends and I went to pluck mango behind Women's Barrack inside Police barracks in Jos. The guys had other intentions of going there. When dey go,they try to find naked police women taking their bath. I was innocent so I was just plucking any ripe thing that I see.. Then all of a sudden,da tree began to shake. This boys were looking at a woman taking her bath,she noticed and came out to beat da hell out of us.This guys were on a ninja shii dat morning I was at da top and maybe she didn't see me. My friends were so fast,even Flash had nothing on them.This woman came all out like she wanted to fight her mate. Then there were two women passing by,probably living outside da barracks,dey saw me at da top. With a pitiful look of total submission,I tried to tell dem to shut the fu.k up and not tell da angry woman Police. They understood my sign and had compassion,when da police woman chased my friends bt couldn't catch dem,she walked passed da tree panting and visibly pissed off,if to say she see me I 4 don die totally! I went down to about a reasonable height,with my bag full of mango. I jumped from dat height. I don't think I bounced before accelerating( na from air I begin swing leg). I sweat dat day sha. With all this play,I wound so tey my mumsie was thinking about taking me for deliverance[/b]
EducationRe: My Encounter With A Randy Lecturer by RealAlfranco: 7:00am On Dec 05, 2014
Some Lecturers are heartless sha... Some peoples wickedness can make lucifer to demand explanations from God... The lecturer wan chop by fire by force... Lady, Don't stop thanking God o. Anytym things get tough remember dis things and remember how blessed u are... Morning Fam
FoodRe: Picture Of Jollof Rice Been Cooked By A Nairalander by RealAlfranco: 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2014
onuwaje:
Hello all...
Some weeks ago I created a thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1998226/picture-nairalander-cooking-yam-porridge
And it made the frontage with positive,encouraging,discouraging and funny comments..

Actually today I wud be posting pictures of a jollof rice I cooked and pls b4 u start criticising my spoon or plate or methods I used in cooking pls bear in mind that it's actually a 'student jollof rice' cheesy

Enjoy the show
'Studen Jollof Rice'?? Seriously Man?? With da way u placed. Da knife,see as u cut da tomatoes sef + dat amount of oil and u dare call it 'student Jollof rice?
TravelRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by RealAlfranco: 9:25pm On Dec 02, 2014
Is der a way to delete double post/comments??...
TravelRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by RealAlfranco: 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2014
Lol it's funny now but I almost died, I sat next to one on a full flight from Frankfurt to Houston. No option to switch seats so I had to force myself to sleep through the entire flight with my pillow on my face and constantly turning for fresh air. That lady was just evil smh
Same with mine haha from Rome to Toronto. The guy nearly suffocated me with mesa hahaha
so 4nny!! Hahaha. Mine was from Ajangbadi to festac,da babe was just cruel

LiteratureRe: Jos, December And Cold. by RealAlfranco: 7:53am On Dec 02, 2014
ahizih:
Jos cold weather is notin wen compared wit katsina state weather, dat one is all season
Yimu !!Dey der make pant dey wear u!!! Jos and Katsina in terms of cold level,ders no comparison.. Come around June-July,wen da rain Is beginning to settle. December weather is too much 4 u!!!

Rep'n T/wad till I roll!!!
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Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Prays In Istanbul's Blue Mosque by RealAlfranco: 11:09am On Nov 30, 2014
tartar9:
may Allah(SA) guide him to Islam.cant wait for when the flag of the Caliphate flies over st.peters basillica.
U can't wait? Hehehe... Its ok to dream sha!
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Sucks His Russian Girlfriend's Face (Picture) by RealAlfranco: 6:38pm On Nov 28, 2014
The "are we not good enough" comrades go begin wan cry na!

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