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RomanceRe: Six Types Of Men Who Will Always Cheat by RealAlfranco: 1:06am On Jul 27, 2018
If my gf reads this now, na die i dey.
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by RealAlfranco: 12:28pm On May 06, 2018
scarramenga:
grin you like her abi? She is married but you can try your luck 08032773199
Married?? Haba bros...

CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by RealAlfranco: 11:35am On May 06, 2018
scarramenga:
grin lol just talk say you wan see my mama and sister pinshure so you go fit w@nk to am, oya take knock yourself out
You see, there was absolutely no need to post your mum or sister's pictures... But since you did and I believe it's the devine plan of God, shall we then talk about your sister?
CelebritiesRe: J. Cole Arrives Nigeria Ahead Of His Performance With Wizkid & Davido Tomorrow by RealAlfranco: 12:45pm On Apr 26, 2018
Dirkcoyt:
The day I'm able to buy a cole album the legit version will be my happiest day. and greatest gift you can ever give me on a birthday is a compilation of every single audio cole has voiced till date right from inception!!!!!

Albums!!!

List of my favorite track from each album he's ever done

1985 buzzing! ----------------------- K.O.D
de javu buzzing! ------------------ 4 your eyez only
love yourz buzzing! ------------ 2014 forest hill drive
let nas down buzzing! --------born sinner
lost ones buzzing! ---------- Cole world : sideline story


Mixtape!!!

List of my favorite track from each mixtape he's ever done ,

Premeditated murder ------ Friday night live
Grown simba --------------------- The warm up
Rags to riches --------------------- The come up

Compilation album !!!

Folger's crystal ------------- Revenge of the dreamer's

EP's !!!!

Rise above -------------------- Truly yourz 1
Cousins -------------------------- Truly yourz 2
New york times-------------- Truly yourz 3
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My favorite cole trackhuhhuh??! hard choice to pick !

Give it up for "Rise Above"

After listening to 90% of his singles till date! having listened to 90% featuring , Having listened to 100% Album , i think over all I've listened to 97% all works that has a jcole voice in it!

Sadly lost most of these tracks to where i copied them when i sold my laptop. still hurt me till now!!!!!!!

Too lazy to compile from the ground up again but it will be a priceless gift if presented to me on my birthday may 14th!

Jcole is Nas rebirth! cold world no blanket! If you dont have a cole you get cold!

only thing left of my wishes is to sit with him and dbanj!
Bro. I feel like crying.. embarassed embarassed . You see that oil? I mean that holy oil?? E full your head!!

King Simba

SportsRe: Top Ten Female Football Players As At 2005-2017 by RealAlfranco: 10:39pm On Oct 20, 2017
For some reason,you ignored the greatest German player EVER!!!

BIRGIT PRINZ

I'm disappointed

RomanceRe: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by RealAlfranco: 1:56am On Jun 24, 2017
I got a hunch she was cheating but had no concrete proof. Lo,we came home for holiday and I picked her phone,I normally don't lock my phone cos I don't like stress, but hers was longer than London Bridge bruh! Meanwhile before she unlocked the phone she turned on the screen record so she can see where and what I saw ( lel,see dis gal o...I was using this type of phone and how she thought I would not notice it beats me till this moment).

Well,I knew the guys name and so I went straight to her WhatsApp chat with the dude, didn't read the messages ,went straight for the shared media and bruh...NUDES EVERYWHERE!!!

I froze man, I covered myself with blanket but nah,cold was blowing deep inside my soul fam.

I knew it was over,she cried and begged but man,nah. I just told her "isokay isokay". Not cos I wasn't pained but cos I wanted to f+ck!

Then I took her to the theatre and knacked one last time


Niggazz stay woke!
Music/RadioRe: The Truth: Pia Mia's "I'm A Fan" Was Not Stolen. by RealAlfranco: 2:16pm On May 29, 2017
This is the biggest pile of thrash I've read this month. The excuses conjured up here has zero logic.
We all know how easy it is for Americans to sue for any slight infringement. And you think an American will stay quiet after you 'steal' his song?
From the nonsense written up here, Phyno's not the owner of the song but he had the sheer guts to not only release the song but also include it in his album. You think Phyno doesn't understand the technicalities and repercussions of stealing someone's property??

I remember a certain time when Eminem and 50 cent did a collabo - "Crack A Bottle". 50 cent wanted to include the song on his album but Eminem practically warned him not to. Why? It was Eminem's song. And 50 Cent didnt.
And for some reason, you're telling us Phyno included the song in his album after clearance and rights whatever were not agreed.

Bros, I say you Lie

There's only one thief and that's that Pia and her squad, and they should be sued!!

airmark:
This story may be true and phyno needs to make official stamement on this. Americans dont joke with stuffs like this. Pia mia and Remo may come for phyno soon. It's very rare for a known producer selling the same beat for two established artistes. This may ruin pia mia's career if they dont address it quickly.
Nobody will come after Phyno. He'll be the one to go after them for plagiarism or whatever they call this one.
Christianity EtcRe: Traumatized Nigerian Doctor Shares His Experience With A Ghost by RealAlfranco: 6:19pm On May 28, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
They just come here to spew thrash. Most of them have not even successfully written jamb.
Bros, we all know Airforce1 is a complete nunce . Be merciful Biko!!
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Delegate From Papua Wore Native Outfit To UN Headquarters In New York by RealAlfranco: 9:41pm On May 19, 2017
MayhorE:
thanks for this, but explain further, did u mean guinea is not part of any continent?
Papua New Guinea and West Papua are not in Africa. They're bordering Indonesia and Australia. They're blacks sha
SportsRe: 6 Nigerian Youngsters Named In England's World Cup Squad by RealAlfranco: 7:21pm On May 14, 2017
Mythicos:
Ross Barkley
99% of football fans had no idea Ross Barkley had a Nigerian grandfather. NFA didn't even bother much about him coz he'd never accept to play for Nigeria.

I'm especially happy Nedum Onuoha never got the chance to get a senior cap for any national team,including the England he foolishly sided when Nigeria came calling. Good riddance.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Heartbroken Monkey Cries After Her Child Collapsed by RealAlfranco: 10:23pm On May 09, 2017
Explorers whycry cry
*No, I'm not crying, it's not tears. Sand entered my eye

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua: The World Heavy Weight Champion by RealAlfranco: 11:27pm On Apr 29, 2017
This picture proves this statement
"when Anthony Joshua hits you, you stay hit ".

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona :El Clasico (2 - 3) On 23rd April 2017 by RealAlfranco: 10:02pm On Apr 23, 2017
Lionel facking Messi!
The Greatest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 22nd April 2017 by RealAlfranco: 8:53pm On Apr 22, 2017
kencoinz:
Wailer make una go die...
please which app is this? Biko answer sharp sharp before mb finish
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Flirts With My Friend by RealAlfranco: 1:05pm On Apr 18, 2017
Some guys are like Mesut Ozil, always providing assists for the main man!
You hold the title, but you don't enjoy the benefits. Go figure


In simple English, she's feeling your friend more than she's feeling you. Come back in two months and she'll be cheating on you, I can bet on that with my testicles.
Threebear:
You sound like a loser that's why. Any woman in her right mind would search for something better.
The fact you opened an account today just to whine about how your girl is already planning to cheat on you, tells me all I need to know about you. Go get help, I see many unfaithfulness from your partners in the future. And get rid of that name. Gosh!
oshey psychologist. Nonsense talk, you sound frustrated!
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerians React As Efe Wins BBNaija 2017 "Warri No Dey Carry Last" by RealAlfranco: 10:12pm On Apr 09, 2017
In as much as some 'holier than thou' people will speak against the morals of this show, we can't deny it but it was entertaining as fück!!

Efe's Fans were vocal from the very beginning, sounding support left right and centre for their favourite guy. Almost radicals,i'd say in their approach especially when they perceived Tboss was his main rival (honestly speaking, she never stood a chance). It was like a revolution. Congratulations!!!

Bisola's fans were quietly doing their thing. One would think Tboss was more popular but Bisola's fans were loyal .i trowey cap for una!

Tboss' fans lol grin cheesy grin cheesy

Debie : I wish her well, she's actually very very good!

Marvis was lucky to get here, she was hardly ever nominated for eviction.


I can't stop laughing at some people who actually thought Tboss was going to win. Come on!!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2017 Final Results: How Viewers Voted For The 5 Top Housemates (Photo) by RealAlfranco: 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2017
seunmsg:
Based on logistics, Efe with no talent is the winner. Sums up why Nigeria is messed up. Mediocrity over talent and competency.
E pain am
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by RealAlfranco: 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2017
This is it people. We've seen it all now. The traffic on this particular thread will never be matched even if Nigeria is playing a World Cup Final.

Congrats to Efe!!!
And Seun especially!!
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerians React As Tboss Is Evicted From Big Brother Naija House (screenshots) by RealAlfranco: 9:02pm On Apr 09, 2017
EFE... Win to sure!!
Street ti takeover!!
Warri boy with Jtown swag.
God bless everyone that voted for him, whether the devil likes it or not you're part of his success story.


Tboss fans,we no talk amhuh

Jokes EtcRe: Share Your April Fool Experience. by RealAlfranco: 6:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
My sister got me big time today! She's pregnant and is due this month and somehow has refused to go for scanning to know the baby's sex. She came over to the house today and was just smiling from ear to ear. Out of curiosity, I asked and she told me she had the scan done and it revealed that she was actually having twins. Twins! I f*cking lost it and jumped ( Michael Jordan will be proud of my leap)! I was visibly ecstatic. She knows I love twins, i'll be the happiest man if my wife gives birth to twins.

Then out of nowhere, she said "April Fools". I almost shed a tear. I didn't even know when I had my hands over my head.
I sat down for 30mins wondering why bad things happen to good people. I'm yet to recover from the reality of this prank


Twins must show for my family, In Jesus name!!!
SportsRe: Gernot Rohr Angry With Victor Moses In Face-to-face Confrontation by RealAlfranco: 2:45pm On Mar 22, 2017
firstking01:
That's how conte sent a letter to belgium football federation notifying them that hazard is injured whereas he's fit to play...chelsea and this lies since the time immemorial...that's how mourinho was sending fake medical reports to spain about costa and fabregas until it got to a point where fabregas was almost banned from spanish team...the day fifa/uefa will remember them now they will say people are ganging up against them as usual.
Somebody will just use his hands and type nonsense. Hazard is fit to play but he wasn't even in the match squad against Stoke City. Abeg send the link where Fabregas was almost banned biko. If you'd watched Chelsea's last match,youd notice and probably agree that Victor Moses was injured hence his lethargic display. Don't let ur hate for Chelsea stop you from reasoning, my brother

RomanceRe: Man's Girlfriend Is Cheating On Him With His Dry Cleaner by RealAlfranco: 9:16pm On Mar 19, 2017
nely:
meanwhile
Some girls of this days have seen more boxers than mayweather.
grin grin grin Punchline of life... Bros you've won the internet today

RomanceRe: Lagos Girl Offers MouthAction In Exchange For Transport Money, Twitter Nigeria R by RealAlfranco:
The threads I opened on Nairaland today.
I'm leaving the internet aswear. Good bye, World Wide Web

RomanceRe: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by RealAlfranco: 12:42pm On Mar 18, 2017
Explorers why?

TV/MoviesRe: The Age Of Big Brother Naija Housemates by RealAlfranco: 8:57am On Mar 07, 2017
The Efe's brother that celebrated his 33rd birthday, hope you attended the party.
FamilyRe: Pls Help, My Mum Is Suffering From Megalomania And Am Begining To Hate Her. by RealAlfranco: 8:22pm On Feb 20, 2017
Nairalanders i cant even say much, infact i thought of committing suicide yesterday because of her unbearing attitude...
Ori e ti da ru.
As in,you're very mad!!

PetsRe: Please Help!!! by RealAlfranco(op): 5:27pm On Feb 14, 2017
Jibril659:
since na local dog e no need anything. grin
Thanks bros, I know the stereotypes behind local dogs. But I want dis one to be different. Thanks for ur contribution
PetsPlease Help!!! by RealAlfranco(op): 5:21pm On Feb 14, 2017
Good evening Nairalanders.
I've always been a lover of dogs, and so I follow threads on this section as much as I can.

The story is, i was sitting on my own this afternoon when a neighbour who always sees how I play with dogs brought a puppy for me. I've never owned a dog before so it's new for me.

The dog is a local dog, I believe man must start somewhere grin grin

I need tips on how to take care of this dog, it looks lonely and I have no bloody idea what to do.

I repeat, it's a local dog, EKUKE to be precise.
And does the dog need vaccines, treatments or anything?? I want it to be healthy and all.

Thanks for the contributions!!
Music/RadioRe: Kendrick Lamar Or J.cole?: Who Is The Leader Of New School Rap? by RealAlfranco: 3:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
People beefing J. Cole and Kendrick are just mad they can't dab to their jamz. You need to be above a certain IQ level to understand them
Music/RadioRe: Kendrick Lamar Or J.cole?: Who Is The Leader Of New School Rap? by RealAlfranco: 3:23pm On Dec 13, 2016
sleepyeyez:
.kendricks got that complex, fist-in-the-air/rebel flow and content. He's a better lyricist.
Cole is more relatable, also a good story teller, great flow, him being a producer is an advantage. He's gettin Boring tho. (If uv copped his last two albums "2014l and "4 ur eyez", ud get my drift)

drake is more of a pop artiste dan a rapper. Den with all the ghostwritting claims. He's a great music maker tho. N I luv listenin 2 him . If I see a drake album and that of kendrick, I'd reach for drake's frst without thinking.

wale is alright. Not a fan tho. Dats all I'll say.

pusha t has always been dope

Big sean got That lovely cool, laid back flow

But bros why u gotta mention 2chainz and french montana na? But y?
I stopped when you said "Forest Hills Drive" and "4 Your Eyez Only" were boring, seriously man??
Just take your time again and listen to both albums, I beg you. 4YEO will take roughly 45mins to listen from start to finish.
J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar are my favourite rappers. Boring shouldn't be used when referring to J. Cole's work.


Personally it's hard to separate both rappers:
Cole is easily relatable, he's the kind of guy who'll paint a picture with words and get all the details in a track. He's a genius.
Kendrick's flow is second to none. The sweet blend of twists and turns in his lyrics gets me everytime.

I have 3 J. Cole album and 3 of Kendrick's ... And choosing who's my favourite among them both is the greatest dilemma I've found myself in since I became an adult.
Just enjoy both and appreciate the way they've given hope to rap music.
SportsRe: Victor Moses Celebrates his 26th Birthday Today by RealAlfranco: 1:07pm On Dec 12, 2016
Jh0wsef:
I still don't know the state of origin of this dude. smiley
Well, its unconfirmed but it's said that Victor Moses' parents were Plateau State indigens, who were missionaries in Kaduna.

Everyone want to identify with success. So people claim he's from Edo, South West, East. But since he's a Nigerian, I no even send where him come from
CelebritiesRe: Fans Slam Simi Over Her Outfit: "Stop Deceiving Her, The Outfit Is Ridiculous" by RealAlfranco: 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
Just look at the fvcks I'm trying to give

No, I mean, just look at it!

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